Chapter 1 What the hell is this?
"Can you do it?"
"Thin skin and tender meat, don't break the bones!"
"Brother, don't be reckless, you can only do it after a few years of hard training, you can't. ”
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In terms of fast sound, there are more than 20 spectators in a live broadcast room, only three of them speak, and the rest are all watching the show.
On the screen is a hill in the woods, there is a slightly fat, topless, fat and white skin, and a masked, the whole looks about a young man in his twenties, and he exhales with all his strength and shouts: "Old iron, don't look like a practitioner, but my bones are hard! This plank is one centimeter thick, I want to split it with one palm, and I will never take it with nothing, let the thin monkey see that I can do it......"
"Don't blow it, those martial arts of yours are like dancing, without any strength. ”
"Explosiveness, waist strength, and leg strength are indispensable, you still have to practice first without that fat, and then come to offer treasure!"
"The density is okay, it shouldn't be that kind of performance-specific plank, brother, this can't be a joke, it will break bones. ”
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Le Liang looked at the wooden board in his hand, and his heart was empty, he was really not a practitioner, he was completely chasing ducks to the shelves, if it weren't for the low traffic on the fast sound homepage all the time, he wouldn't have done it ruthlessly.
It's been half a year since he played Kuaiyin, no matter how hard he danced, punched and kicked like that, or the more than 100 attentions, he was completely overwhelmed.
Until one day, a thin monkey-like anchor called Sanxing Mountain split a centimeter-thick wooden board with one palm, which attracted a lot of applause from the audience and challenged him.
He wondered, I don't know you either, why are you challenging me?
After some communication, I understood that the three elements of the mountain were bullying the weak, and by the way, they were gaining a little popularity. Who told him to practice martial arts and dance, or that kind of stupid and funny dance, it's easy to bully when you look at it.
He scolded angrily, and scolded Sanxing Mountain, but attracted more than a dozen attention from the other party, and the key party didn't pay much attention to him, just as miserable as him, otherwise it could rise even more.
This scolding can't get off the stage, and the head is hot.
The words that come out are like farts that are released, whether they are stinky or fragrant, they must be put out, otherwise they don't look like a man!
Although he is not a martial arts practitioner, he has a little strength, and he thinks he can do it, but who knows that it is too difficult, after splitting a few times, his hands are swollen, and there is not even a crack in the wooden block.
Now that the promised time has come, he has to bite the bullet and start broadcasting, and no one knows that his covered face is bitter.
This live broadcast can be said to have a record-breaking twenty-nine spectators, breaking his embarrassing record of having only a few people in the past, or even one person, but he is not happy at all, and he may be going to make a fool of himself later!
"Snow Red, I'm here to watch your clown show. The Marble Mountains came in and spoke mockingly.
Xueli Red is Le Liang's anchor name, he ate a lot of Xueli Red when he was a child, and he really couldn't think of any anchor name, so he used this dish name.
Le Liang's eyes were sprayed with anger, this villain, in order to improve his fame, pulled me to be a cushion, too lacking in morality.
Le Liang said: "Old Tie, if the Three Elements Mountain can do it, I can also do it, for despicable people, we have to raise our fists and smash them back, you say, right?"
No one responded to him, but it was much more sarcastic, he didn't look at the speech on the phone, tied the board, held the phone in his left hand, raised his right hand high, and wanted to chop it away. He is preparing to work hard this time, that is, the bones of his hands are cracked, and the planks must be split, people are fighting for a breath, and the Buddha is fighting for a stick of incense.
With a loud shout, he slashed down wildly, only to feel a sharp pain in his hand, and the wooden board really split for him, and before he could react, he pounced forward in a dog eating posture.
He used too much force, he didn't stand firmly, and he was in an indecent posture digging the ground, and his mouth was full of dirt.
There seemed to be something abnormal at the entrance, and I bit it involuntarily, and there was a "pop" sound, and I only felt a warm temperature hitting my body, and I fainted.
Selushed buildings, sparse shadows and sparse stars, a halo looms, in this mountain and wild forest, like a ghost fire floating.
A black shadow stood up suddenly, scaring away a few wild mice, and a bright voice came: "What's wrong with me......? Holy, rat, scare me...... Why am I here......? Splitting planks...... My hand is really cracked...... Wait, my phone ......"
Le Liang crawled on the ground, and with the faint starlight, he finally found the miscellaneous low-end mobile phone that he bought for 300 yuan, but the screen had been smashed and it was obviously unusable.
"I'm so unlucky!" Le Liang sat on the ground, frustrated.
"Hey, what's the sound?" Le Liang tried to stand up with his hands on the ground, but with another groan, he fell down in pain, forgetting that his hand bones were cracked.
"Ding Dong! big lottery reward, draw one get one free, grab good luck!" said a voice in his head.
Le Liang was frightened, and couldn't help but look around, the surrounding silent woods, dark shadows everywhere, seemed to be like ghosts, very terrifying.
"You...... You...... Who are you?" asked Le Liang with a trembling voice.
"Ding Dong! Variety of personality system, lottery big reward, draw one get one free, grab good luck!" The voice sounded in my head again.
Versatile personality system...... What the hell is this? What does the raffle mean?
Without him asking, another voice sounded: "Please follow me to understand the variety of personality system......"
Immediately afterwards, some information poured into his mind, and Le Liang learned a lot about it.
The Variety Personality System is a singular system that arranges a task from time to time to gain points and exchange skills and knowledge.
Each task must have a trait, which is equivalent to a character, and must not be changed until the task is completed. If the task cannot be completed, or if the personality changes, the required number of points will be deducted, and in severe cases, death.
With an initial 200 points, you can choose the skills and knowledge you need to complete the mission.
Moreover, points cannot be exchanged for money, only for skills and knowledge. The wealth earned by skill knowledge is confiscated randomly with a high probability.
As for the lottery big reward, to be precise, the lottery system, which is now in the nature of a reward.
This is a type of reward that allows you to draw perverted skill knowledge, but you can only be lucky until you have more points.
Le Liang was annoyed, what kind of big system is this, there is no money in life to be a bird, I work hard to be an anchor, isn't it just for money, I can live a better life, I can't use it directly, and I have to confiscate the money, I'm going to do a bird task?
I don't believe you can let me die, Lao Tzu just doesn't do it, what can you do to me?
As he thought so, he felt a wave of dizziness, fell to the ground, his heart ached, and his breath became so short that he could not breathe, as if he were going to die.
Damn, so powerful?
Le Liang was frightened, and hurriedly asked God to worship the Buddha, so he relieved himself and lay there in a daze. He knew that this was a warning from the Great System of Changing Personalities, and if he really violated the rules, he would really die.
He got up, tore off the veil, gasped for air, and stuffed it into the pocket of his big pants. Shook his head, the broken system is too weird, the hero doesn't fight with you, can't I take it!
To be honest, he became interested in the variety of personality systems, and as soon as he was moved, small grids appeared illusory in front of him, marked with the names of various skills.
There are a total of 100 kinds of "food god skills, electromechanical skills, medical skills, hacker skills...... covering all walks of life, and he is dazzled to watch.
Well, it's not a broken system, it's all useful skills, at least not as simple as he thinks.
At a glance, I saw a small grid marked with the Eight Wandering Palm Skill, which is quite useful, I don't think I will let myself practice martial arts and dance......! Isn't it expensive, my initial points are only 200 points!
No matter what, I also want to redeem it, I don't have a little foundation in martial arts, I just rely on my strength, it's not easy to be this anchor!
To say that he really doesn't know anything, others can still sing and dance, survive in the wild, and act in a small joke or something, he was forced to step into the ranks of anchors for the sake of life, so he wanted to fool the past, and practiced blindly with some brute strength, which caused a lot of ridicule. finally got a hundred followers and got the opportunity to start broadcasting, but so far no one has sent a dollar of fast sound coins or anything, it's so miserable!
Thinking of this, without any hesitation, I paid a hundred points, opened the small grid, and there was only a book that looked like a cheats inside.
I took the book in my hand and flipped it over, but it was blank and wordless, is it a lie?
Just as he was thinking about it, the book suddenly disappeared, turning into a stream of heat and rushing into his body, and in an instant, the cultivation phantom of the Eight Wandering Palms appeared in his mind, and his body involuntarily followed suit.
The change of palm technique, wandering and turning, pushing, supporting, covering, splitting, bumping, moving, intercepting, taking, etc., makes it supernatural, just like practicing for many years and has already been carved into the bone marrow.
After a set of palm techniques, he was already sweating profusely, one did not stand firmly, and he fell again, and the pain in his right hand hit again, and he couldn't help screaming.
"Who's there?" a voice came from afar, and a faint light shone through.
"No one ......" Le Liang ran away, ran a few steps, then turned back to pick up the mobile phone, and ran again.
"Stop. The flashlight swayed and swayed, and someone chased after it.
Le Liang stumbled out of Mashan Park, and said in his heart, what am I running with a weak heart, and I haven't done anything bad!
At this time, the moon was hidden and the stars were scarce, and he was in an octagonal pavilion outside the park, sitting on a leisure wooden chair panting, sweating like a river, and almost collapsed.
The breeze blew slowly, a burst of comfort, and let his spirit recover a little, if it weren't for the faint pain in his hand bones, it would be a little comfortable.
The security guard of Mashan Park was really responsible, and he chased him out, shouting from afar: "Don't ...... Don't run ......"
Okay! Le Liang involuntarily felt weak again, and ran away again.
The security guard looked behind, wiped the sweat from his head, and said, "I ...... too I don't want to do anything to you, how can I run like a rabbit, but as for it, I won the 1,000-meter championship in middle school, and I can't outrun you, you kid...... It's too fast, it's too flexible!"