Earth Chapter 111: Arms in an L-shape
Yang Xingchen grabbed the iron fence with one hand and pushed it up a little harder, and pushed it out of the hole very easily, and then the person jumped upward, jumped out of the hole, and stood firmly on a circle of stones at the entrance of the cave with both feet.
"Ah~" At this time, a woman's scream sounded beside Yang Xingchen, and he hurriedly looked over.
I saw a beautiful young woman screaming in her mouth, and shooting at Yang Xingchen with her mobile phone in her hand.
"Mom, Mom, the alien flew out of the well!" said the little boy next to the beautiful young woman and pointed at Yang Xingchen excitedly.
A man with a general's belly stood in front of the two with his arms outstretched, and his body kept retreating while saying, "Don't be afraid, wife!"
"Don't be afraid! I'm not an alien!" Yang Xingchen lifted the hidden spirit suit, took off his helmet with both hands, and said to the three of them.
"Aliens have become human!" The little boy picked up the toy gun hanging on his chest, pointed it at Yang Xingchen and said loudly: "Don't move!
"Alas~Alas~Alas~ I said what cartoons do you usually watch~" Yang Xingchen secretly despised the little boy's parents in his heart, and said to them: "I'm a diver, just came out of the water, where do you see me looking like an alien?"
"Diver?hehe~ Do you think we haven't seen a diver?Where does your clothes look like a diving suit, it's obviously a spacesuit!" The beautiful young woman said with a sneer, and the mobile phone in her hand kept pointing at Yang Xingchen.
"It's the latest type of wetsuit, and it's normal that you haven't seen it. Yang Xingchen watched more and more people begin to gather around to see the excitement, and wanted to take out his mobile phone from his clothes to contact Zhu Yan and others.
"You're diving in the instantaneous well!Who believes it!What are you doing with your hands!!?," The general-bellied man said as he swung his arms into an L-shape towards Yang Xingchen!
Yang Xingchen looked at him speechlessly, thinking to himself: "You treat me as a monster! Do you think I haven't seen Otter?"
"I'll use my mobile phone to contact a friend to come and explain to you~" Yang Xingchen took out his mobile phone and dialed Zhu Yan's number.
"Instant well? Hmm? I don't think I've heard that name before. ”
Yang Xingchen looked around carefully and found that this was a commercial plaza. Next to it was a road, which seemed to be a one-way street, and rows of cars were driving slowly, and the people in the car rolled down their windows to watch him.
"It's really ostentatious to dress like this and stand in the downtown area~" Yang Xingchen said secretly.
Zhu Yan's sweet voice came from the mobile phone, and Yang Xingchen hurriedly replied: "I was watched by passers-by, I can't leave, I'm in the instantaneous well." ”
"No wonder you haven't moved for a long time, we're rushing over. ”
"Okay, then I'll go ahead and explain it to them. Yang Xingchen hung up the phone, looked at the husband and wife, and was about to continue to explain.
"Dad, the aliens have called~" The little boy said anxiously.
"Then let's call someone too, call 110~" The general's belly man took out his mobile phone and prepared to call.
"Don't don't~Don't fight~" Yang Xingchen hurriedly took out his ID card from his pocket and wanted to hand it to him.
"What is this?" asked the general-bellied man, who was about to reach out to pick it up.
"My ID card!" Yang Xingchen said with a smile.
"Husband, don't believe him, aliens can forge documents! Forget the psychic card in "Doctor Who" you just watched! It can make people see the answer they want to see, this alien induces you to say that this is an ID card at the beginning, but in fact he shows you a blank piece of paper!" The beautiful young woman grabbed the general's belly man and said anxiously.
“......”
"You two are really well-informed and suspicious!Where are the aliens!" Yang Xingchen thought about it after speaking, isn't there an alien in his dantian!
"How can I convince you that I'm not an alien?" Yang Xingchen said with a helpless frown.
"Tell us a joke~" The beautiful young woman said after thinking about it.
"Yes, aliens don't tell jokes!" said the general-bellied man with a nod.
"Who told you this!?" Yang Xingchen felt inexplicable, but he thought about it and said: "A man was sleeping and playing with his mobile phone, and there was a small insect that kept flying on the screen, and he didn't press it for a long time. Then his wife said to him, 'What game are you playing, so energetic, give me the next one.' The man took her phone and turned off his screen, and the little bug was smoothly attracted to her phone screen. Then he handed it to her and said, 'Just one life, save some play.' ’”
"Hahaha~ Interesting!" the general's belly man laughed happily.
The beautiful young woman turned her head and glared at him, and said, "What's interesting?"
"That's right! This isn't funny, let's talk about one more ~ " The general's belly man's face changed really quickly......
Yang Xingchen thought for a moment and said, "A man said: 'I always retch when I brush my teeth in the morning. His wife immediately said, "Then don't look in the mirror when you brush your teeth~"
"Hahaha~This is funny~" The beautiful young woman laughed when she heard this.
The general-bellied man turned his head to look at his wife, showing that this was not as funny as it was just now.
"Then you can continue shopping, I will leave if I still have something to do!" Yang Xingchen said with a smile.
"What do you say!Husband~Call 110~," the beautiful young woman said sternly.
"How can I talk nonsense, I can tell jokes, doesn't it prove that I'm not an alien~" Yang Xingchen said aggrievedly.
"I know you're not an alien anymore, but you must be a tomb robber and antique thief! You must have dug up some antiques in the instantaneous well~" The beautiful young woman said proudly.
"You have watched too many tomb robbery TV series~ How can anyone rob a tomb in such clothes?" Yang Xingchen argued.
"Your helmet must be a gas mask, where is this the latest type of diving suit, this is the latest type of tomb robber suit!" said the general's belly man with a sudden realization.
"......" Yang Xingchen sighed and said, "I really can't say that you two~"
"Xingchen~" Zhu Yan's voice came from afar.
I saw that the four of Zhu Yan were running over quickly.
"The members of the tomb robbery gang he called are here~ Husband, has the 110 call been reached?" said the beautiful young woman anxiously.
"It's all through~ Hey~ I'm going to call the police! Someone robbed the grave...... In the instantaneous well...... "The general's belly man reported to the police seriously.
"Why did you still call 110? The misunderstanding is so deep?" Ding Lingling said with a smile.
"At first, I suspected that I was an alien, but now I say that I am a tomb robber, alas~ I can't talk about the two of them at all~" Yang Xingchen said helplessly.