Chapter 133: I used to make films
"Damn, how can you cook so badly! I swear this is definitely the most unpalatable dish I've ever tasted, not one! And are you sure this fat thing is the so-called braised pork you made? I'm telling you, it's not me bragging, even if an underage gorilla comes over and sits on this plate of braised pork, it's definitely better than you!!"
"Well, when you say bad things about me, can you stop the movements in your hands and mouth...... What's more, I think, do you think it's embarrassing yourself, haven't you counted the food that has rubbed me for so many days?"
Xue Xiwen put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand, and looked at Qin Wanlan, who was sitting opposite him at this time, eating a lot, and continued: "And you have been chattering for the past few days, aren't you tired yourself? My ears are almost calloused......"
"Who cares about you, I'm happy anyway......" Qin Wanlan showed the integrity of her mouth and body to the fullest, and the pair of chopsticks holding the meat never stopped at all: "Tut-tut, this potato is not raw, it is undercooked, it is too unpalatable...... It seems that I overestimated you just now, and I guess a newborn monkey makes it better than you......"
"You old thing, do you want to fight!" Xue Xiwen slammed the table and stood up, gesturing at Qin Wanlan in a "menacing" manner.
"Are you afraid of you?!I just haven't fought for so many years, I'll see if your arms and legs as the commander-in-chief are rusty!" Qin Wanlan's mouth was still full, and his lips were still shiny, but at this time, he didn't seem to care about those things, and stood up unwillingly, and also glared at Xue Xiwen opposite him.
Outside the house, the training voices of the sergeants, the shouts were majestic, and inside the house, at the dining table, although the two middle-aged people "looked at each other" and were speechless, their aura was not weak at all.
"Okay, okay, you two have to do this every day, I'm tired of watching it. At this time, a gentle female voice broke the silence of the somewhat "irritable atmosphere".
The owner of the female voice is from Qin Mengxue's mother, Qin Wanlan's wife Lan Yingyan, although Lan Yingyan is a certain age, she can still imagine her elegance from that charming posture.
Lan Yingyan is actually very helpless, since she and Qin Wanlan came back from West Asia and lived in their in-laws Xue Xiwen's command office, Qin Wanlan and Xue Xiwen have basically been fighting every day, and they say that they want to duel every day...... Obviously, both of them are already old, but they are still like old naughty boys, often fighting and making trouble.
"Xiwen, you don't know, Wan Lan is like this, he can't change it, in fact, he still likes your cooking......" Lan Yingyan can only be a good person at this time, and be a concoction between two middle-aged people who "don't grow up".
"I don't like to eat what he cooks!What kind of stuff he makes, it doesn't meet my appetite at all!" Qin Wanlan sat down after hearing his wife's words, and plunged a chopstick into a piece of meat skin and put it in her mouth.
"Hmph, do you think I like to cook for you? If it weren't for Ying Yan's presence, you would have gone and gnawed the bark for me!" Xue Xiwen snorted coldly and sat down, but as if he was full, he didn't continue to dance his chopsticks: "It's just that I'm worried that no one will solve the waste bark in my training ground!"
For a while, there seemed to be a tacit understanding at the table, and there was silence, Xue Xiwen sat there quietly, not knowing what he was thinking Looking out of the window, Qin Wanlan kept her head down, pulling rice and vegetables into her mouth without a sound, and Lan Yingyan was sitting quietly and elegantly in a corner of the dining table, looking at the two with a shallow smile on her face.
"Do you need me to prepare something for you? As long as it's not too much, I'm fine. Xue Xiwen broke the silence and said, but those eyes were still looking out the window.
"Two plane tickets to the capital today, and then two plane tickets to return to Beiyang City from the capital tomorrow, and give me three catties of tea specially provided by your commander...... Qin Wanlan put down her chopsticks and looked at Xue Xiwen seriously.
"What you said is not a problem...... Xue Xiwen said calmly, then turned his head to look at Qin Wanlan and asked, "But aren't you just going home?"
"Ahem......" Qin Wanlan cleared her throat, pretending to be mysterious, leaned in the direction of Xue Xiwen, then lowered her voice and whispered: "Actually...... I...... I want to eat Beijing roast duck, so I'm going to go to Beijing to buy a roast duck to eat......"
Xue Xiwen, who was listening attentively to Qin Wanlan's words here, turned black on the spot, and Lan Yingyan seemed to feel extremely embarrassed, and covered her eyes as if she couldn't bear to look directly.........
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At the same time, in the exclusive restaurant of Menghua Group in Beiyang City, Huaxia, the plates on the table are already empty......
"Surnamed Xue, how did you make this dish, and why is it so delicious?" Su Jiaqi rubbed her stomach, took out a wet towel and wiped her mouth, then looked at Xue Tianai and asked.
Xue Tianai stretched out his slender index finger, shook it at Su Jiaqi and said, "This is Tianai's exclusive secret formula, and the heavenly machine cannot be disclosed......
"Cut and cut, don't talk about pulling down ......" Su Jiaqi took out a wet towel and wiped her mouth and continued: "But the surname is Xue, what did you do before you became an assistant? The fight is so powerful, and the cooking is so delicious, I'm curious?"
Originally, Su Jiaqi added that she was so rich, but because Qin Mengxue and Gan Bingning were also present now, she finally couldn't help but say it. However, Su Jiaqi would never have imagined that even if she didn't say that, what she said still managed to attract the somewhat vigilant attention of Qin Mengxue and Gan Bingning.
"Well...... this" The most troublesome problem for Xue Tianai appeared again, but Xue Tianai suddenly pretended to be extremely sad, looked at Su Jiaqi with deep eyes and said, "Actually, I used to make films......
The expressions of the three girls changed when they heard Xue Tianai's words, Gan Bingning and Su Jiaqi's eyes widened in surprise, and they looked at Xue Tianai in surprise, the two of them didn't expect Xue Tianai to answer the question so happily.
And Qin Mengxue turned her face away with a smile, Gan Bingning and Su Jiaqi may not know what Xue Tianai meant by filming, but she knows...... This Xue Tianai will not even change his excuse to deceive others.
"Filming?" Gan Bingning obviously didn't think of that meaning, and still looked at Xue Tianai simply and asked, "Assistant Xue, did you use to make movies?"
And Su Jiaqi was also staring at Xue Tianai's angular face at this time, and nodded thoughtfully, with Xue Tianai's own congenital superiority, it is indeed possible to make a movie, after all, even she has to admit that Xue Tianai is indeed too handsome, she thinks that even those popular little fresh meat with makeup are not as handsome as Xue Tianai.
"Making a movie, it's almost understandable......" Xue Tianai nodded heavily: "If you have to say it, it's indeed a movie......
"But is it possible to make a movie to fight and make it delicious?" Su Jiaqi still asked the key question, although many martial arts stars are indeed very powerful, but she has never seen a movie star with such weird and terrifying skills as Xue Tianai? And this guy's cooking level is not something that ordinary people can achieve.
"Of course! Filming is about dedication!" Xue Tianai said in a heartfelt voice: "You must know that the places where I work and shoot are not only swimming pools, hot springs, or cabins!"
"Sometimes it's in the kitchen, and sometimes there's a scene where the villain violently shakes M! What's more, many times the actions required for filming are very difficult! I also need to cooperate with the heroine to do those actions, so over time, many skills have been memorized by me!" Xue Tianai said impassionedly.
Even if Xue Tianai was extremely excited about what he said here, Gan Bingning and Su Jiaqi heard it in a fog, they couldn't understand what Xue Tianai was talking about, what swimming pool, hot spring, why did they have to cooperate with the heroine to do some difficult actions......
Although Qin Mengxue didn't understand it, she knew that there was absolutely no good thing that Xue Tianai said just now that was serious and useful......
"Surnamed Xue, what kind of movie are you making?" Su Jiaqi tilted her head and asked.
"Action sci-fi? huh...... Sometimes there may be a plot similar to the time standstill......" Xue Tianai nodded, without denying or affirming: "But most of the time it's still a simple action movie......
"Is it the kind of bloody martial arts movie?" Gan Bingning stared at Xue Tianai and asked, this is something that Xue Tianai herself talked about in the past, of course she couldn't let go of such a good opportunity.
"Not really...... If you have to talk about fighting, it's just the kind of ...... where men and women fight" Xue Tianai's expression still didn't change much, and he maintained a thoughtful look.
"Men and women fight?surnamed Xue, what kind of movie did you make before?" Su Jiaqi felt that she was getting more and more confused by what Xue Tianai said, men and women fight, and the venue is generally hot springs, swimming pools and the like...... What kind of movie is this......
"Island * country love action movie. Xue Tianai raised his head proudly at this time and continued: "It's the kind of movie that men and women ***************** in bed......"
Gan Bingning and Su Jiaqi listened to Xue Tianai's narration as if they were telling a H-colored story, and finally reacted like a sudden realization, and their little faces turned red at the moment, this Xue Tianai is really shameless, and he can talk about that kind of thing in front of a woman......
"Perverted!" "Lust * crazy!" "Shameless!" "Lewd **!" Su Jiaqi's small mouth instantly turned like a machine gun shooting, and she kept cursing Xue Tianai. Originally, she thought that Xue Tianai would be more serious, but as a result, this guy was still teasing her......
And Gan Bingning naturally thought of the scene when she and Xue Tianai were lingering these few times, her little face had turned red into a monkey's buttocks, and she sat there with her hands on her face without saying a word, but she would also secretly look at Xue Tianai shyly through her fingers.
Qin Mengxue, who has a certain amount of psychological preparation, is in good shape now, but she blushes and looks at Xue Tianai with a little resentment, although she knows that Xue Tianai is joking, but in the end, this joke is too H for girls......