Chapter 54: How Much Water Can a Man's Head Hold?

To be honest, Zheng Zhi sometimes wants to pull a scientific research team to study how much water can be filled in people's brains.

Miscarriage due to excessive movements?

He looked at Song Jingqiao in surprise: "Do you think I look like that kind of person?"

Song Jingqiao blinked, carefully recalled all his performances since he met Zheng Zhi, and said firmly: "It's really not like it." ”

Zheng Zhi: "So ......"

"You're like a motionless kind of person. Song Jingqiao put forward another plan: "Then I can't control it, and my movements are too big and cause a miscarriage?"

......: "What's the fucking difference!" The difference is that the previous plan looked like a pervert, and this plan looks like he has an incompetent personality!

Zheng Zhi couldn't hold back for a while, and started a three-minute knowledge debate with Song Jingqiao.

And all of this was listened to by Zheng Ze, who was sitting alone in the back seat and staring at Duoduo.

Is that good? Is it really good to have a serious discussion about gender knowledge in front of a child?

And it sounds like my sister-in-law is pregnant? And it seems like she's going to have a miscarriage soon?

Zheng Ze listened to it in a fog, and when he got out of the car, he was still wondering who was lazy, and that kind of thing still required the other party to fight alone.

At noon, she ate a luxurious lunch in a big hotel, and Song Jingqiao was a little surprised, after all, Zheng Zhi has always been a good hand in her eyes.

But after thinking about it, the money Zheng Zhi usually saves by eating and frugality is either wasted by Zheng Zheng's little rabbit cub, or it is being asked to leave by his younger brothers for various reasons, so thinking about it, it is better to use it up by eating.

She is extremely considerate of Zheng Zhi, and only needs a fried rice when she orders.

Six hundred and eight.

"I think the price is a little bit high. "Song Jingqiao's hands were trembling when he ordered, six hundred and eighty servings of fried rice, whose money is so easy to cheat?

She stared at Zheng Ze with burning eyes, and said, "Let's order until we get to the end, just eat enough." ”

Zheng Ze, who intended to open his belly and slaughter his eldest brother, had to put down the pad he ordered, and reluctantly asked for a set meal.

One thousand three hundred and eight.

Song Jingqiao just looked at this number and felt that her heart began to drip blood, and after a while, the food came up, she must leave two grains of rice back to offer, dig a pit, bury some soil, and next year there will be two hundred and five like Zheng Zhi.

"I don't think it's appropriate for us to come to this kind of store. She tentatively persuaded Zheng Zhi.

Zheng Zhi was indeed persuaded, and said while looking at the menu: "I also think it's inappropriate, such an expensive restaurant, you shouldn't be brought here, it's difficult to make money from luxury, you won't stop eating noodles when you go home, right?"

"No, it won't. Song Jingqiao shook his head, "The great idea of the proletariat is to eat enough. ”

Zheng Ze: Can you respect the proletariat ......? Who said that? Lu Xun?

After eating, Zheng Zhi wanted to go back to the company, and his behavior of running to the community to intervene was more like being annoyed at work and taking a break.

Before leaving, he deliberately pulled Song Jingqiao aside and said, "Dong Yao will come over tonight, her purpose is to observe the truth or falsehood of the affection between you and me up close, you know what to do." ”

"Understood. Song Jingqiao can understand it at one point, and will draw inferences from one another: "Do you need me to find a small video in advance to record some sound? When the time comes, you only need to flutter twice on the bed, and I will play the recording, which happens to be too big and cause a miscarriage, and I can also deceive Dong Yao, let's kill two birds with one stone." ”

Zheng Zhi: The water in the brain of the "......" is boiling?

He didn't want to talk to Song Jingqiao anymore, because when he talked about it, he would feel that this method was also very good, and it was easy to block himself.

He drove away, Song Jingqiao took Zheng Ze to lead the dog to pick a small road for a walk, Duoduo has a very good personality, even if he suffered such an ordeal in the morning, he was still happy after eating two bags of jerky.

After walking two miles, Zheng Ze was relaxed, and Song Jingqiao was radiant.

After walking for five miles, Duoduo was relaxed, Zheng Ze felt a little uncomfortable, and Song Jingqiao was full of energy.

After walking fifteen miles, Duoduo felt a little unwell, Zheng Ze trembled, and Song Jingqiao was full of energy.

After walking twenty miles and two more battles, Zheng Ze was dizzy, and Song Jingqiao was full of energy.

"Stop!" Zheng Ze couldn't help it, "Don't go!" I see that you didn't take me to walk the dog, you walked me while walking the dog!"

Song Jingqiao looked left and right, and felt that Duoduo should have a good time today, and then saw that the sky had already darkened, so she took the child and the dog back to the community.

When they arrived at the gate of the community, the employer was already waiting, and the couple were very anxious and nervous, and they were relieved to see that Duoduo was intact.

"Thank you, Miss Song, if it weren't for you, we really don't know what to do!"

"You're welcome, it's eight and a half hours, count you eight hours, 1,200 yuan, cash or transfer?"

Song Jingqiao took out his mobile phone and waited for the transfer, but after the bill came out, the expressions of the couple were a little unnatural, and their expressions were also very entangled, especially the male host, who took out his mobile phone extremely slowly and reluctantly.

He muttered under his breath, "Who knows if they deliberately didn't send the dog back?"

The hostess frowned and twisted him, but this sentence was still heard by Song Jingqiao.

Zheng Ze also heard it, the child would not be an adult, so he immediately pulled his face and was unhappy, "You said that you took the dog to run more, why did you forget what you said when you took the money?"

"Whose dog can run for more than eight hours? Is it iron?" The man shook off his wife's hand, a little angry, "Walking a dog for 1,200 yuan, you are so foolish when I am a fool, aren't you?"

"You!" Zheng Ze was anxious and wanted to step forward to reason with him, but Song Jingqiao grabbed his arm, "Sister-in-law, why are you pulling me!"

"There's no need to be angry. Song Jingqiao understood that this 1,200 yuan was indeed a bit high, but ...... Isn't that exactly what the couple wanted?

"You offer such a high price, I think I also know in my heart what difficulties we will encounter after entering the community, this lady, in the afternoon, the part-time group owner chatted with me privately, saying that you specifically asked if there was a part-time worker with a strong personality and a short temper who was not afraid of things before placing an order, and the group owner said that he recommended me to you. ”

Song Jingqiao chuckled, "Your original purpose was to let me settle the dispute for you, right? Walking the dog is just incidental." ”

"......" The hostess bowed her head in embarrassment.

"So this 1,200 yuan is my reward for solving things for you, and walking the dog should be considered as a gift from me, ma'am, transfer or cash?"

"Wait! You say it's the reward for settling things, but how do we know how things are settling?"

Song Jingqiao was not angry, and stretched out his hand to signal him to enter the community, "The main controversy in your community is on that Ms. Zhang, but now she won't trouble you anymore, you can continue to raise dogs, you can go downstairs to walk your dogs at any time, are you not satisfied with this result?"

"Really?"

The two were overjoyed, but they still didn't believe it, and followed Song Jingqiao to the daunting office with suspicion.

It was too late, the lights were not turned on in the office, and Song Jingqiao had no way to contact Hua Skirt, so they could only let the couple look in through the window.

Devastation.