Act II: The Axe Gang.

Qin Fei and Luo climbed back.

The four slowly came out.

Wang Jieguan, Long Tengfei, Yang Shangsong, and Wu Labor were coming towards them in a hurry.

Behind their bodies, everyone taped a word, axe-head-big-gang.

Wang Jieguan: "Damn, Boss Tang is really, he still wants beautiful women on a hot day, where are we going." ”

Long Tengfei: "That's it, it's really unlucky, the three bosses are more than the other, and I don't even have a wife." ”

Yang Shangsong: "Don't talk nonsense, we have a big gang of axes, and no one dares to offend us on this road, and it's not easy to find a beauty." ”

Wu Laodong: "Why don't you catch your wife and go to the top." ”

Yang Shangsong: "I'll go to you." ”

Long Tengfei: "Don't be noisy, take a look, the goods are coming, this breast, the best." ”

The four of them looked up.

I saw Qin Miao and Luo Yingtai coming towards them.

In order to show the details that Qin Mio went into the water to save this Luo Yingtai just now.

Just now, the two of them hurried to the toilet to drench themselves.

So the two of them were soaked.

Luo Pan's big steamed buns are about to come out.

The audience was already dying of laughter.

When Zhang Yi saw the two appearances, she also hugged Bai Yuxiu and bent over, it was really funny.

Wang Jieguan: "Wow, the temptation of getting wet, this is really top." ”

Wu Lao: "Yes, brothers, do it. ”

The three of them rushed forward and directly caught Qin Miou.

Qin Mio: "No, what are you doing?" ”

Wu Laodong: "Don't force it, the boss of our axe gang has taken a fancy to you, you can go back with me." ”

Qin Miou: "Damn, I'm a man, you're blind, catch her." ”

Long Tengfei: "I'm sorry, the brothers are a bit cross-eyed, and they caught the wrong person." Catch her. ”

Luo Yingtai: "Ahhhhhh ”

Qin Mio: "Yes, catch my girlfriend, no, don't." ”

The four people had already caught Luo Yingtai and disappeared at the door of the classroom.

"Oh my God. Why do you do this to me, I can't even protect my woman, what am I. I'm dead. ”

Just as Qin Miao pretended to be sad and wanted to commit suicide by hitting the wall, Xie Dongjian, who was wearing a rag, walked out, he played an old man with mana.

"Boy, what are you crying about. ”

"My girlfriend Luo Yingtai was captured by the Axe Gang. ”

"Do you want to save her? ”

"I don't really want to. ”

The whole class laughed again, and the teacher on the podium watched with relish.

"What?"

"No, there's nothing I can do. ”

"Then I can help you. ”

"How can I help. ”

"There are three axes here, gold, silver and bronze, you pick one, it can help you take revenge and save Mei Jiao Niang. ”

"Really, it doesn't matter if you save people or something, the important thing is whether this is really a gold, silver and bronze axe. ”

"Yes. ”

"Well, I'll take them all. ”

"Kid, you're too honest, I like it, take it all, but each axe can only be cut once, please use it carefully, otherwise you won't be able to save your girlfriend,. ”

"I'll go, isn't this going for my life, can I not save Luo Yingtai..."

In this way, three iron axes appeared in Qin Mio's hands.

"If you don't go, you'll be out of luck for the rest of your life. ”

The lights are dim.

Act Three: Single-handedly rescues

"Come out, come out for me. ”

Qin Mio took three axes and single-handedly broke into the Axe Gang.

The four thugs directly blocked Qin Mio's way.

Wang Jieguan: "Who is the junior, dare to spread wild in the axe gang." ”

Qin Miou: "Don't talk nonsense, hand over my female ticket." ”

Long Tengfei: "Haha, do you say that you will hand it over, then we are not very faceless." ”

Qin Miou: "It's okay if you don't pay it, I'm just here to ask, then I'll be fine, let's go first." ”

Qin Mio turned around and left.

He was already scared.

I didn't expect so many people.

This plot, the audience really can't think of it, even Yu Laohu's little daughter is giggling.

Yang Shangsong: "Close the door and beat the dog, do you think this is a public toilet, you can come and go if you want, and you can leave if you want." ”

Qin Mio: "What do you want?" ”

Wu Laodong: "Kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, call Dad, haha..."

Qin Mio: "It's too much deception, Dad... Father... Daddy..."

That's called an intimacy.

Wang Jieguan: "Take off your pants, I'll take a look." ”

Qin Mio: "......"

Qin Mio: "You forced me to eat me with an axe." ”

Qin Miao took out a copper axe from his waist and cut it out directly.

The four thugs cooperated very well and fell directly in response, and all of them died.

Awesome.

This copper axe.

One axe, four lives.

However, this axe seems to be scrapped when it is used up, and it becomes a scrap iron, and Qin Mio threw it directly.

The next plot has been guessed by everyone.

It was Mr. Qin Mio played by Qin Fei who passed all the way and killed Andy Fu and the two protectors played by Yao Ming with silver axes and gold axes respectively.

Finally, Don Well, the big boss of the Axe Gang, appears.

"Haha, Mr. Qin Miao, I've been waiting for you for a long time, and you're finally here. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, what about my woman Luo Yingtai. ”

"Here, here, please take her away. ”

“....”

"Oops, dead ghost, it's so annoying, vomit after eating, it's irresponsible at all. ”

Luo Yingtai slowly walked out from behind the scenes.

"I'm not leaving, Mio, how could I be willing to go, I like the Axe Gang so much, everyone here is very talented, and they speak well, and you're so handsome, so I won't go with this dead Qin Mio." ”

Luo crawled to show the woman's charm to the fullest, it was simply a true performance, and everyone couldn't laugh anymore.

"In that case, forget it. Qin Mio hung his head and prepared to leave.

"No, you take him away. Donald begged for mercy.

"I can't beat you, I've run out of axes. Qin Miao was very helpless.

"No, I beg you, take her away, I've been by her scum. ”

"Don't be so polite, I don't really want to come. "The two men were pushing and shoving.

"Hmph, don't you all want me, then I'll die. "Luo Yingtai intends to hit the wall.

"Go ahead, just die. ”

"Mm-hmm, I'll help you collect the body. ”

The two men were already sitting next to each other drinking and chatting, a picture of the feeling of seeing each other late.

"I'm sorry, it's my little brothers' eyes that are not good, so I caught the women of my brother's platform, you can take them away quickly. ”

"Hey, it doesn't matter what a woman is, you and I hit it off at first sight, we hate to see each other late, women are just clothes, brothers are siblings, we just have fun, whatever. ”

"Yes, yes, our brothers are of the same heart, and our profits are gold, and we will work together to create a world that belongs to us. ”

"Hahaha. ”

The two men left hand in hand, leaving Luo Yingtai in tears.

The back is moving.

At this time, the audience had already burst into thunderous applause.

This is a very successful sketch, the acting skills are all online, and everyone is already laughing anyway.

No matter which role is impressive.

This has also become an eternal classic of the first year of high school.

The whole dormitory walked out side by side, bowing and closing the curtain collectively.

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