Although I don't know what kind of demon Li Shixin is doing, the family members have already clashed with the staff of the funeral home just now, and they are very emotional. At this time, Li Shixin stood up, and the emotions of the family members were temporarily stabilized, and everyone had to retreat from the disposal.

Wearing the mutilated Buddha beads on his wrist, Li Shixin suddenly felt a quiet sandalwood fragrance disperse the rancid stench around him.

Function 1 - [Prajna]: When wearing, it can eliminate all odors around the body!

Taking a deep breath of the air full of faint sandalwood, Li Shixin picked up the alcohol cotton and gently lifted the old lady's head.

1-4 hours after death, the muscles of the body begin to stiffen and the hair stands on end, which is why the person looks a little stiff after death. But after two days, as a large number of bacteria in the body take action, the proteins in the body begin to break down, and this stiffness will slowly disappear and the body will soften again.

Since it had been a long time since she had passed away, the body of the old lady's body had become as soft as a puddle of mud.

Holding an alcohol swab, he gently wiped the oozing on the old lady's face and the blood foam on her mouth and nose.

Li Shixin asked without raising his head: "Why didn't the old sister have it?"

In the empty and cold disposal room, Li Shixin's cold question scared the four children into trembling.

"Ahh

After a while, the middle-aged man who looked like his eldest son shivered and said, "My mother has a bad heart...... It should be myocardial infarction. ”

"Oh. ”

It should be.

Then it should be.

Li Shixin nodded, wiped the oozing on the old lady's face, and then hugged the body with one arm on the head and shoulders of the body, and gently untied the old man's clothes.

The old man was wearing only a homely pajamas, and the body fluids oozing from the body were already stuck to the pajamas.

In the midst of the grinning faces of several children, Li Shixin took off the cotton pajamas that looked quite cheap and full of hairballs little by little.

"Gross. ”

Seeing the body that was stained with slimy body fluids and had turned purple, the second daughter who had just given Li Shixin's photo covered her mouth.

Gently taking off the old man's pajama pants, Li Shixin gently laid the old man flat on the mortuary table like a treasure.

After bowing to the body again, he took a large piece of alcohol cotton and gently put his hand on the old man's body.

"Master, you'd better hurry up. The doors and windows are closed, which is a bit ......."

"What's the point?

Listening to his little daughter's mosquito-like request, Li Shixin raised his eyes and swept over.

"No, it's ...... Hi, whatever you want. ”

Looking at the dodging gaze of the old man's youngest daughter, Li Shixin smiled faintly, "Don't worry, you all said just now, the old sister loved cleanliness when she was alive, and the process will be very long." ”

“......”

Hearing Li Shixin's low answer, the four children grinned.

"I used to hum a song when I was working, don't you mind?"

"Huh?"

Faced with this question, the four children were stunned.

You are an undertaker, why are there so many things!

didn't expect these filial sons to agree, Li Shixin gently wiped the amber-like oozing on the old man's body, and his voice lit up, a Henan pendant, with his deep voice, echoed in the disposal room.

"Mention that the parenting grace is like the sky, and I can't repay it for the sake of my son~~ Ann. ”

With the rhythmic sonorous pendant song, Li Shixin's movements began to be soft and rhythmic, and every time he wiped it on the old man's swollen body with an alcohol cotton, he hummed a sentence;

"Life has parents in the world, and it is natural for the old to help the young and respect the old~"

A few people only know that their wives and children are warm, but they forget that their second father and mother support you.

If you say that your father is long and your mother has a short opinion, you are not afraid of outsiders laughing at you and saying that you are not virtuous.

Please look at the mother's birth and mother's scripture, which explains the hardships of the mother and the child~"

In the midst of the four children's uncertain faces, Li Shixin changed to a clean alcohol cotton. Sighing, the lid gently wiped the old lady's belly that had bulged because she had been dead for too long and had accumulated Fǔ Bài qi.

"Niang Huai'er was worried for a month, but I was afraid that something would go wrong.

The mother is pregnant with dew on the grass for two months, and she doesn't want to be sick with all kinds of diseases.

The mother has been pregnant for three months, and it is difficult to lift her every day and sleepless day and night.

The mother's limbs grew in four months, and she was uneasy for a while, yin and yang......"

With Li Shixin's more and more high-pitched pendant tune, looking at the sickly bulging belly of the body as if it was pregnant, the four children seemed to have been slapped in the mouth, and their faces turned red as soon as they brushed it!

"Master, don't you want to sing?"

I don't know which daughter it is, so I said tremblingly.

Li Shixin didn't stop.

With a more high-pitched pendant tune, he gently lifted the old lady's swollen and softened thighs.

"My mother is pregnant for five months and her five organs are revealed, and her waist and knees are sore, her legs and feet are painful and painful~ An.

Niang Huai'er was flustered for six months, and three points of people and seven points of ghosts were like sitting on the tip of a knife~Na!"

As the orange-yellow amber-like body fluids on the old man's body were wiped clean one by one, the pendant in Li Shixin's mouth had changed from high-pitched to roaring!

"My mother is seven months pregnant! I just divided into seven tricks! I eat my mother's meat and drink my mother's blood, and I have abdominal pain and restlessness!!"

"Uncle, please, please stop singing!"

"My mother is eight months pregnant! Eight treasures are long ~ An! I can't sit still and sleep restlessly, my heart seems to... That fried !!"

Poof, the old man's eldest son looked at the old man's swollen body, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and knelt on the ground with his ears covered.

"Master, stop singing, I really beg you, stop singing!"

"My mother is nine months pregnant, and I am about to give birth~ The bones and flesh of my body are like knives cutting !!"

A few lives and deaths, only to meet children. The red stripe is bathed in blood~~ Hold it, and ...... in my mother's arms"

"Mom!"

As Li Shixin sighed and sang this sentence, the four children were already lying on the ground neatly.

Gently glancing at the children lying on the ground, Li Shixin smiled coldly;

"I can't say enough, mother, the pain of October. Nurturing is heavier than the mountain, and it is extraordinary.

gave birth to a child, the mother was happy, and the difficulties had passed. I have endured it, the world is suffering, and I live like a year~~~An~~"

Confinement is so delicious that you can't swallow it. Milk, dirty feces and urine, the mother can swallow~

If there is a lack of milk, boil rice and feed it several times a day and night. Thirty-nine days, sleepless nights, hard to say not chilling~~~An~~"

Smallpox, and chickenpox, mother's heart is broken. I can't wait to get through this for my son~

In the middle of the night, I asked the doctor, and my feet and legs were weak. Sleep, in front of the gods, pray to the heavens~~~Ann~~"

Good things, to the mouth, can not be swallowed. Helpless, mouth-to-mouth, spit and children's meal~

Urinate on the left side, sleep on the right, and use your arm as a pillow. Pee on both sides, can't sleep, lie on the mother's chest.

Every day, I am busy and willing. The child cried, the mother was sad, and he had slept peacefully.

A handful of, a soak of urine, and the mother never gets tired of it. Thirty-nine days, poured with cold water, how can it not be cold~?

A son of life, when he was two years old, he used to be in his arms. I'm only tired, my arms are sore, and my mother has no complaints.

Three sons, when he was four years old, he learned to talk and walk. Take a step and call Mom, my mother likes ~~~

Five sons, when he was six years old, he just knew how to play and run, was afraid of fire, was afraid of hot food, and was afraid of flooding......"

The other end.

During this period of time, the advertising effect of Jing'an Cemetery has come out, and the audience feedback is quite good. Especially after the commercial was launched, several media outlets came to make an appointment for an interview.

During the critical period of formally establishing the brand, if the details of this service are used by people with intentions, the loss will be great.

Hearing that the customer and the staff of the funeral home were fighting, Jiang Wenhai was so angry that he dropped an antique teacup with more than 140,000 shots, and immediately rushed over with a group of subordinates.

Dispose of it outdoors.

Seeing the large group of people surrounding the door and the closed door of the disposal room, Jiang Wenhai immediately became angry.

"What are you doing here?

Hearing Jiang Wenhai's loud shout, Jiang Shan, the person in charge of the funeral home, immediately came out of the crowd and said with a bitter face: "Chairman, it's inside." ”

"What's going on now?"

Jiang Wenhai took a deep breath and asked loudly with an open voice.

"Lee, Mr. Li, ...... inside"

"Teacher Li?" Hearing Jiang Shan's answer, Jiang Wenhai was stunned, "Which Teacher Li?

"Teacher Li, it's Teacher Li! The spokesperson of our cemetery, Teacher Li!"

"it!"

Hearing Jiang Shan's explanation, Jiang Wenhai's eyes immediately widened.

"I'm ...... Ahem, Mr. Li is an actor, can he dispose of a fart corpse?! Nonsense, you guys aren't you! Hurry up, find the most experienced mortuary in our cemetery, quickly replace Mr. Li, and be sure to appease the client's family!"

gave an order to the younger brothers, but Jiang Wenhai still felt unreliable.

After thinking about it, he stomped his foot and walked directly to the door of the disposal room.

In front of everyone, he opened the door of the disposal room with a bang.

With a rancid smell that rushed to his nose, Jiang Wenhai and everyone were stunned when they saw the situation in the disposal room.

"What the...... Which one is it?"

disposal room.

The four family members of the deceased, who were still making a lot of noise just now, were lying on the ground at this time, trembling like quails, and crying at the same time.

On the opposite side of them, Li Shixin gently wiped the old man's floating body, while roaring a deafening pendant tune;

“......

The drummer pressed his chest and thought about it.

Ask yourself what is the purpose of holding a child in your arms?

Filial piety will be born, the son of filial piety. The disobedient son will still be born, and the disobedient son ~

Please look at the eaves water and take pictures drop by drop. Tanuki sleeping on the ridge of the roof has been passed down from generation to generation!

When the lamb feeds, it kneels down on its knees. The little crow repays the mother's kindness, 18 days!

What is the purpose of burning incense in the south and worshipping the Buddha in the north? What is the purpose of not respecting the father and not being filial to the mother...... What a ?!!?"

"Mom, we're wrong! If one of the four of us takes you seriously, you can't just leave! Mom, we're wrong, we're wrong!"

As Judge Li Shixin's eyes widened and he let out a thunderous question, the four children lying on the ground buried their tear-stained and dusty faces even deeper.

Seeing the honor of the four middle-aged people, Li Shixin's angry face returned to kindness.

He smiled apologetically and bowed slightly: "I'm sorry, four." I forgot my love for a while, and I was arguing with you, right?"

"No, no. The old man's eldest son wiped the tears on his face and shook his head vigorously: "Uncle, you sing...... Good!"

"You who are singing blindly, you have lifted up. ”

Li Shixin bowed slightly, smiled, and lifted a piece of Zanxin alcohol cotton in his hand.

"Four, after six or seven days of death, you found out that the thousands of photos in the mobile phones of the four children did not have a single one of their own mothers, and the old lady's eyes were purple, obviously she had a cerebral hemorrhage, and her tongue was about to be broken before she died, you thought it was a myocardial infarction.

Filial son.

Now most of the old sister's body has been cleaned, and only the chest and ** are left. Originally, we didn't shy away from this. But I thought about it, one of these two places is the birth door of the four of you, and the other is the granary of the four of you when you were young. Now, you can't afford it. Then ...... Give her a clean one. ”

Speaking of this, Li Shixin grinned and smiled more kindly.

"What do you four say?"

Drip!

Gain additional Cheer of Awe, 68,382 points!

Seeing Li Shixin's smiling face, there was no hint of a smile in his deep gaze, and everyone in front of the door of the disposal room shivered together.

Geezer.

What are you...... Damn your heart!