Han Bochao compared his three best roommates with a middle finger.

The oldest of Han Bochao's three roommates is called Yang Tian, a wolf from the north, a little taller than Han Bochao, with a height of 186 and a weight of 80KG, he is burly, and his appearance is also very rough, he can't match the handsome, but he is a complete "gun king"!

Han Bochao actually wondered, Yang Tian is not handsome and does not have much money, but the popularity of women is constant, and he changed more than a dozen girlfriends in his freshman year, and he proved that he can be a scumbag if he is not handsome.

Once had a night talk in the dormitory, Han Bochao asked Yang Tian why he could find so many girlfriends.

Yang Tian replied: "Without it, only the hand and tongue are familiar......"

The second roommate is called Ouyang Hongwei, a very characteristic name, but Hongwei classmate has lived up to the expectations of his family a little, he looks a little thin, 160 tall, weighs only 50KG, and the word Hongwei really can't match, he is called "skinny monkey" in the dormitory, a very homely person, unless necessary, he can not go out of the dormitory at all.

Every day with mobile phones and computers, in Ouyang's magnificent world, girls are floating clouds, he once said: Why do you want to chase sisters hard, is it that the teachers in the hard drive are not fragrant or the summoner canyon is not fun?

The third roommate is called Lai Wei, wearing a pair of glasses, looking sven, white and clean, he was the one who said he had a stomachache and wanted to eat some soft rice just now.

Lai Wei is a native of Shanghai, but he is an indigenous civilian, and there is nothing special except for a suite.

Lai Wei is a "wilderness prostitute" of 401, proficient in all kinds of small massage parlors, small shampoo shops and bath shops, saving money every month to help those stumbling girls, and his ideological realm is very high!

The king of guns, the game house, and the big prostitute, these are Han Bochao's three best roommates.

Han Bochao really can't imagine why these three people want to come to the normal school to study, and after graduation, these three friends go to be teachers, aren't they misleading?

Every time he thought of the three of them on the podium, acting as a teacher, Han Bochao had doubts about the profession of a teacher.

Han Bochao opened his LV suitcase, and in addition to his change of clothes and shoes, there were three gift bags, all of which were gifts that Han Bochao bought when he was shopping with Li Xinqian in Beijiang.

Because in the past, when he was poor, the three people in the dormitory often helped him, invited him to eat, and always bought a little more food.

Although they are all Xiao En, Han Bochao remembers them all.

So he had money, and he didn't forget to bring some gifts to the three of them as a token of appreciation.

"Brother Tian, this is your Ai

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11, I remember you yelled to buy it last semester, and I don't know if you got it. Han Bochao handed over the shoebox.

Yang Tian took the shoebox and opened it to see, Ai

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11 The classic black made his eyes shine, as if he had seen a naked ~ beauty, caressing Ai carefully

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"~ Genuine, Chaozi, you kid is really rich, you actually gave me Ai

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Han Bochao responded with a smile, "It's good to like it, a pair of shoes doesn't cost much." ”

"Love you!"

Han Bochao looked at the burly Yang Tian pretending to be shy, and immediately scolded with a smile: "Brother Tian, it's all your own people, don't be disgusting, I can't do it." ”

After speaking, Han Bochao took out another box and handed it to Ouyang Hongwei, "Monkey, this is a set of peripherals for Leopold professional players in the country of sticks, headphones, mouse pads, mice, and keyboards, I also bought a set, it feels so good, and it is very sensitive to play the game." ”

Ouyang Hongwei took the peripheral gift box and said happily: "Chaozi, if you have a heart, then I won't be polite to you." By the way, when I was on vacation, the mobile hard drive was updated with thousands of high-definition love action movies, which are definitely the latest, a lot of new teachers, all of them are strong, and they are all slender waists and giant buttocks and big bears, which are really cool, and you will copy them yourself later. ”

Han Bochao replied to the monkey with a "deep understanding" expression, the reason why he can have so much rich theoretical knowledge is that the monkey's mobile hard disk is indispensable.

Han Bochao took out the last gift, "Viagra, you have a lot of vertical and horizontal flowers this holiday, I am afraid that your body will not be able to bear it, so I specially bought you a few boxes of Huiyuan Kidney Treasure Tablets to make up for you!"

Lai Wei took the gift, very happy in his heart, but scolded on his lips: "Chaozi, you are questioning your viagra professional ability! I am a well-known endurance player, how can I need to take this kidney pill." ”

"Hey, but since it's a gift you've carefully chosen, I'm reluctant to accept it. Don't do this kind of bells and whistles next time. ”

When everyone heard Lai Wei's words, they couldn't help laughing.

Yang Tian mocked mercilessly: "It's also an endurance player, the last time I went to push oil with you, you kid was too fast, so I was embarrassed to continue playing." ”

", Brother Tian, don't hit people in the face, scold people without revealing their shortcomings, you are a mortal enemy!" Lai Wei said ruthlessly.

"Come on, come on, let's speak with facts, today Chaozi brought us gifts with such an atmosphere, tonight's big health care I have a treat, it's a donkey or a horse, just pull it out and know it." Yang Tian laughed and said.

"That's what you said, let's take a walk, there just opened a new field nearby, let's go test the water." Hearing that Yang Tian was going to treat him to a big health care event, the expression on Lai Wei's face changed instantly, and his smile was bright.

We, Han Zhengren Junzi Bochao, naturally sternly rejected the proposal of the two of them for big health care.

Don't know that big health care is a crime?

Besides, with Han Bochao's current appearance and temperament, do you still need to go to the small oil shop?

If you really want to flirt with your sister, take a turn around the campus, and you will probably be able to succeed.

If you don't go to the big health care, Han Bochao proposed that everyone have a meal, after all, they haven't seen each other in a summer vacation.

Han Bochao didn't specifically propose to go to a high-end restaurant, but as before, the four people in the dormitory ate in a small restaurant near the school.

Yang Tian casually ordered a few dishes that everyone often eats, and then asked, "Is it a beer bureau or a liquor bureau tonight?"

Neither Monkey nor Lai Wei could drink liquor, so they both chose beer.

Han Bochao knew that Yang Tian, who was from the north, liked to drink liquor, so he said: "Brother Tian, I'll accompany you to drink some white wine, let the two of them drink beer." ”

Yang Tian saw that Han Bochao, who usually avoids alcohol, took the initiative to say that he drank white with him, and said in surprise: "Chaozi, why are you kid going for the summer vacation, not only have you become handsome and rich, but the amount of alcohol has also increased!

"You just went to the Cowherd shop, hey~ No one believes the truth these days, I'm really a rich second generation, and I'm a huge rich. Han Bochao didn't know how to explain that he had become rich, so he simply started to make it up.

Monkey is a game nerd, and he often plays games with Han Bochao on weekdays, so the relationship between the two is more intimate.

Although there are often cases of rich second generations pretending to be poor now, if they can pretend to be like Han Bochao, it is definitely an actor-level acting act.

In order to save money to buy a senior's broken second-hand computer, Han Bochao was working part-time and saving money at that time.

The monkey sighed and said: "Chaozi, it's not terrible to be crushed by life, these years I don't laugh at poverty and don't laugh at prostitution, unlike me, my body, I really go to sell, people say don't, in fact, I envy you." ”

Lai Wei also answered: "Chaozi, please see through my stubbornness and introduce a few rich women to me." ”

Han Bochao smiled bitterly, and didn't bother to pay attention to the three of them.

While they were eating, drinking, and bragging, three girls walked in and caught the attention of all four of them.

One is tall and cold, one is young and lively, and the other is cute and cute, all of them are big beauties with super high looks and super good temperament.

Yang Tian said excitedly: "My God, you guys look through the blue T-shirt, with my years of experience, this bear is at least above D, this slightly chubby figure, absolutely amazing!"

Han Bochao didn't have much feeling for the big bear girl, because the big bear girl's appearance did not meet his requirements.

On the contrary, he was wearing an orange JK short skirt in the middle, and the young and lively girl attracted his attention.

The girl was very beautiful, with a bright liveliness, about 165 tall and tall, but just right, and her snow-white skin rippled with the healthy pink of a young girl.

With a straight little Qiong nose, pink lips, and thick eyelashes, the smart grape eyes are clean and clear, with slightly long oblique bangs, and soft medium-length hair that naturally falls down on the shoulders.

The most eye-catching thing is the girl's smile, when she laughs, she will show her little tiger teeth, with the small dimples on her cheeks, very cute and moving!

At first, they thought that the three girls were coming in for dinner, but they didn't expect them to go straight to their table!