299 Today you are lazy
The night was fleeting, and my brother and I got out of the car for half a night.
I've been really tired these days, my butt just touched the seat, and after a few seconds, I started snoring, Meng Shengle was small-eyed, I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, and finally ran into the mourning hall again, and shouted at Wen Ting to ask for warmth.
At five o'clock in the morning, the noisy choir began to make a fuss.
I don't know much about what the situation is in a big city, but in a small place like ours, we are very particular about "afterlife", what time is the funeral, what time is the fire cooking, what time the opera troupe starts to play, play and sing, there will be a special yin and yang master to help calculate.
Hearing the commotion outside, I yawned, jumped out of the car with a dull head, and helped Zhang Luo up, and when it was past six o'clock, Lu Popo, Da Tao and Xiao Tao brought a few clean white shirts and black pants to urge us to change out.
In the process of changing clothes, the mobile phone in my pocket rang, it was an unfamiliar number, and I answered it directly: "Hey, which one?"
A crisp male voice came from the other side of the phone: "Wang Lang, right? I'm a friend of Brother Tian, he said that you have a white business here, you need a car, our car has already come, do you drive directly into the community, or are you waiting outside the door?"
"Wait a minute, buddy. I strode towards the door of the community with my mobile phone in hand.
At the entrance of the community, seven or eight black "Audi A6" were parked in a line, and one of them was a young man dressed in a slippery fashion leaning on the side of the car, holding a mobile phone in one hand and beckoning to me with the other.
Seeing that Ye Letian only found a few A6s, to be honest, I was a little unhappy in my heart, if it was to find a car of this grade, I could go directly to the car rental company, there was no need to ask him for help.
Seeing that my expression might not be right, the young man hurriedly introduced: "My name is Xiao Qi, I am the driver of the director of the Labor Bureau, our director has a meeting today, I can't rush over, I specially entrusted me to send his heavy condolences to Prosecutor Wen, this car is the car of our director, don't dislike it, the car behind is the car of the Wang Bureau of the Local Taxation Bureau, and then the head of the Organization Department..."
With his introduction, my tightly knit brows slowly stretched, and I secretly suppressed my anger and didn't directly drive these people back, otherwise I would really offend a large number of officials in the yamen at once, and at the same time, I couldn't help but sigh that the Ye family father and son were very particular about their affairs.
My eyebrows fluttered and I thanked the guy: "Thank you Brother Qi, let's have a good meal together afterwards." ”
The guy is very good at things and directly puts the credit on Ye Letian: "There are no such things, they are all friends of Brother Ye." ”
When he and I were discussing whether to hang white flowers on the car mirror, two white Bentleys and two black Dodges lined up in a long line and slowly stopped at the entrance of the community, and then the camel and Uncle Qi jumped out of the car together, and Uncle Qi also deliberately carried a cane.
"We'll talk about Brother Haqi later. I patted the guy on the shoulder and ran over quickly to say hello: "Uncle, Brother Huo, uncle, your legs and feet are inconvenient, there is really no need to run over." ”
"On the last journey, I will see him off for his brother. Uncle Qi coughed twice, looked at the mourning hall in the community and whispered: "I have a good relationship with Wen An, let's go, give him incense." ”
As soon as the words fell, four or five dazzling red BMW Z4s, followed by two Jinbei cars, deliberately stepped on the accelerator and "boomed" to block the entrance of the community, followed by Lao Zhu and Zhang Xingyu with more than a dozen young people, walking down from the car with cigarettes.
After getting out of the car, the old pig first glanced at the group of "government convoys" led by Xiao Qi, and then spat viciously and sputum, and then looked at Uncle Qi with his head held high, and sneered in a rough voice: "Yo, isn't this Brother Qi, what's wrong? I heard that our Brother Ke moved to a new house today, and he also came over to say hello?"
Seeing that there was movement outside, Su Weikang, Meng Shengle, and Lu Bobo ran out of the community quickly.
Uncle Qi was just about to speak, but I stood in front of him and said with a smile: "Uncle, what kind of age are you, what kind of age is he, don't you think you are buried with such a basket?
Uncle Qi frowned, didn't say anything, and walked towards the community with the camel.
When Uncle Qi walked into the mourning hall, I turned my head and teased at the old pig Nunu: "You just said that Mark Sun moved the house? ”
"Hahaha.." Our brothers all laughed out loud on purpose.
The old pig was blushing and was about to scold the street, Zhang Xingyu stabbed him with his arm, cleared his throat and looked at me with a smile on his face: "Brother Lang, let's take what we need, it's true that there is no need to mix these useless mouths from here, do you think this will work? Later, you can mobilize Uncle Wen's widow and sell us the right to operate the bar, no matter how much she raises, we can do without counteroffering, you continue to do the funeral after the funeral, we turn around and leave, and we will always be more noisy than everyone else." ”
"Don't even think about it, there's no discussion about this. Meng Shengle puffed out his eyes and cursed in a low voice.
"Believe it or not, I'm tearing your mouth!" the old pig took a step forward and roared wildly.
"Bragging, dead fat man!" Su Weikang cursing with his eyes: "Come, you touch my brother Le's finger and try it!"
"Are you talking to me, kid?" the old pig sighed and was about to walk in front of Su Weikang.
"What are you doing!" Su Weikang is what kind of temper, he pointed at Qian Long and scolded the master of the "grass mud horse", he could be frightened by him, and directly took out a screwdriver from his pocket and pointed at the old pig and shouted: "You like red, right?
"Go to Nimad!" The old pig raised his leg and kicked Su Weikang, the latter deftly avoided it, followed the leg kicked by the old pig, and raised his hand to change the cone and pierced it, the old pig wanted to pull his leg back, but he was still half a beat slower, and was scratched by the cone, and the trouser leg cracked out of a big hole, the old pig snorted in pain, and the group of young people who followed him immediately pounced on Su Weikang.
"Nima, get out of the way!" I grabbed the kid by the collar and pushed him away brutally.
"Grass mud horse!"
"Knock him!"
Meng Shengle and Lu Bobo also hurriedly blocked up, and a few seconds later, Da Tao, Xiao Tao and Liu Yang grabbed a flat pole and ran out, and the two of us immediately pushed at the gate of the community.
It can be seen that the old pig gang is either here to fight today, or just to disgust people, they don't have any weapons in their hands, and there is only a very slight physical contact between them, and even when we do it, they don't fight back.
After kicking a guy down, I frowned and stopped my brother, if it was an old pig leading the team, I wouldn't think about it so much, but when I saw Zhang Xingyu, I trembled in my heart, no way, this guy's bad personality has been deeply rooted in my mind.
"Why don't you fight?" The old pig hugged his hands in front of his chest and smiled triumphantly: "Today we stand still and let you fight, if you have the ability, it is best to hit two serious injuries, and arrest you little bastards, I will see who will preside over the funeral for the old Wen family." ”
"Your mouth is really broken!" Zhang Xingyu glared at the old pig with extreme disgust, then looked at me and smiled: "Brother Lang, it's not that I look down on you, fight with us, you are really almost hot, I can make the entrance of the community full of people with a phone call, don't any of you want to carry Wen An's coffin out today, do you believe it?"
"As for bullying people like this, isn't it good to accumulate some virtue for yourself?" I asked him weakly.
"Huh. Zhang Xingyu raised his neck and smiled, and went directly into the BMW car next to him.
The old pig was like a dog, sticking out his tongue and smiling: "Wang Lang, it's no exaggeration to tell you, we can't get the bar contract today, and Wen An's corpse will definitely not be able to get out of the community." ”
In the next time, the two of us were at the gate of the community and stalemate, seeing that the time of the funeral was getting closer and closer, Zhang Xingyu's horses gathered more and more, and the team carrying the coffin was completely blocked at the door, and I couldn't get out at all, I scratched my ears and cheeks anxiously, not only me, Uncle Qi and the camel were also helpless, and we continued to stalemate with nearly 100 people staring at the scorching sun.
After more than ten minutes or so, the gangsters at the door blocked no less than forty or fifty people, and finally Wen Ting, who was dressed in a white linen suit, walked out with a photo of Wen An, sobbing and choking on the Z4 car: "I sold the bar, please get out of the way, I'll kowtow to you.."
"It's quite a big age, why don't you understand people at all?" At this time, an indifferent voice suddenly came from the direction of the street, followed by a figure wearing a dirty hurdle vest and carrying a liquefied gas tank in his hand.
"Brother Black!" I suddenly saw the appearance of the person who came, and cried out in surprise.
"Little rabbit, you're lazy this morning, I'll write it down for you first!" Brother Hei glanced at me, put the gas canister in his hand on the ground with a "bang", and said lightly to the thugs gathered around: "Who's in charge?" Come, I'll give you time to continue shouting, shouting as many as you want, less than five hundred, I look down on you..."
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