002 Is This Shar Pei a Demon?

Chen Cao mentioned Shar Pei: "It is said that a small number of people will have auditory hallucinations after taking a plane, and it should be my auditory hallucinations." ”

"Human, you're insulting a Hell Lord, do you understand what that means?"

"Do you know that the Chinese cook dog meat in more than a hundred ways?" Chen Xiao didn't bother at all, mainly because his mind hadn't turned a corner.

"Human, you can't do this, I've been summoned by you. ”

"Did I summon you?" Chen Cao slowly put down the Shar Pei dog who claimed to be the Lord of Hell, his mind was a little messed up at this time, no, very messy to be exact.

"Yes, I am a subordinate of the King of Gluttony, Beelzebub Vito. ”

"How did I summon you?" Chen Cao asked.

"How do I know. ”

"Isn't it supposed to be a sacrifice or something to summon a demon? What ritual did I perform just now?"

"I don't know, I felt your signs anyway, so I came. ”

"So what can you do for me?"

"I should say what you need me to do for you. ”

Chen Cao didn't understand how Beelzebub appeared.

But now he wanted to figure out what the use of summoning this talking Shar Pei dog was.

"I want money, lots and lots of money. Chen Cao made a very vulgar request.

"Please, I am a subordinate of the King of Gluttony, not of Mammon, the King of Greed, and I don't do such vulgar things. ”

"Then how do I summon Mammon's subordinates?" Chen Cao was now interested in this question again.

"I don't even know why I was summoned by you, you asked me how to summon other demon kings, do you think I might know?"

"So how do I get you back?"

"Eat, I want to eat, satisfy my desires. ”

Chen Cao called the room service: "Ethan, get me something to eat." ”

After a while, Ethan brought something to eat, a couple of homemade burgers: "Ten dollars, thank you for your patronage." ”

However, Ethan saw Beelzebub the Shar Pei and said, "Pets are not allowed in my hotel. ”

"I'll find a place to bury it later, and then I'll call the animal protection society and tell them you've killed a pet dog. ”

"Well, I'm kidding. "Ethan is a Yankee who bullies the weak and fears the hard.

......

"You should be kind to me, I am your summoned demon, and there is a pact between you and me. ”

"It occurred to me that if I killed you, I might be able to replace it with a more useful demon. ”

"You will be punished, you wicked human. ”

"Alright, eat your fill, and then go back to hell, or I'll be tempted to make you into a dog meat hot pot." ”

"Human food is the only place I have nostalgia for the world. Beelzebub ate a hamburger in one bite: "It's a pity that my body is too small, two is already the limit." ”

"Do demons have such a small appetite?"

"It's just that my projection can only appear in this form, damn it, the next time you summon me, can you please make me stronger? ”

"Does this concern me?"

"Of course, the more powerful you are, the more powerful you can summon my body. ”

"I ought to be glad I am weak, or I am afraid that my fortune will not satisfy your appetite. ”

"See you next time. ”

"No, never. Chen Cao made no secret of his disgust.

Beelzebub slowly disappeared, right in front of Chen Cao's eyes.

Chen Cao also filled his stomach a little, he was also hungry.

Suddenly, Chen Cao recalled that before Beelzebub appeared, it was he who saw the food in Ethan's hand and had an appetite.

And then the next moment, Beelzebub appeared, could it be because of this?

"Appetite?" Chen Cao looked at the hamburger on the table, but in his mind he imagined the full banquet of the Manchurian people.

Boom –

The familiar little body reappeared, and Beelzebub looked at Chen Cao with a sad face.

"Why did you call me again?"

"I'm just trying, there's still a burger on the table, and I'm done with the eggs. ”

"I can't eat it, I haven't digested what I just ate. ”

"It's a real nuisance, I still need to try to summon other demons. ”

"If you allow me to use my abilities, I can speed up digestion. ”

"Use it, use it. ”

Gollum –

At this moment, Chen Cao suddenly felt very hungry, very, very hungry...... This feeling is ten times stronger than just now.

Chen Cao immediately picked up a hamburger and devoured it.

"Still hungry...... Strange, what's going on?"

Chen Cao looked at Beelzebub fiercely: "You did it?"

"You promised me to use my abilities. Beelzebub shrank his eyes, looking a little afraid of Chen Cao.

"This ability is good waste. Chen Cao pursed his lips: "It's not practical at all." ”

"If the projection you summoned is strong enough, I can make one person die. ”

"I'm a doctor, not a killer, and my duty is to save people, not kill people...... And also...... All you can do is get me an extra burger. ”

"It's you who are too weak, you pathetic human being. ”

"I feel like I can have one more dog meat hot pot now!"

"Humans, we have a contract. ”

"And then, if I eat you, what will happen to me? die, or become a demon?"

"You...... You will ......" Beelzebub was a little overwhelmed: "When I get back, I will check the Demon Tome and then tell you." ”

Obviously, this is not a demon who doesn't do his homework.

"But you don't know what's going to happen, so you don't dare kill me, human. Beelzebub had a knack for speculating about human nature.

"Again, you're under my domination now, aren't you?"

"You don't have to expect me to help you with some impossible wishes. ”

"Come, roll three times on the ground. ”

"Human, are you challenging the dignity of a demon lord?"

"What kind of punishment will you receive for disobeying the summoner's orders?"

One, two, three......

"Good dog. ”

"I'm not a dog, I'm a demon! ”

"Three more laps. ”

One, two, three.

"Let's make peace. ”

"The second wave is intimidating? I thought the demon would be a little more determined. ”

"Actually, no, there is essentially no difference between our thoughts and concepts. Beelzebub said, "If we put aside the differences in species, the biggest difference between us is that we demons are more rational than you humans. ”

"Do you still know the concept of species?"

"Many of you on earth are in hell, I should say the majority. ”

"So, hell should be more developed than the human world, right? After all, there are many geniuses in hell, and after they die once, they shouldn't die again, right?"

"In fact, it is not, after their souls enter hell, they will only remember part of the things, and the more time passes, the less memories they have, so we can only know the general situation of the human world from their mouths, but if we want to rely on those human geniuses to develop hell, it is obviously impossible, not to mention, we demons are more interested in destruction than creation. ”

"Are there many people in this world who can summon demons like me?"

"Actually, no, I may be the only demon who has left Hell by summoning in the last thousand years. ”