Chapter 521: Fart, My First Time!

Although you are very white and big, although you speak nicely, although you are so protective, but your husband is afraid of death!

Looking at your actions, you will definitely not be willing to live under others, and it is inevitable that you will turn over and become a master.

So if your husband doesn't come back, it's probably because he's afraid you'll poke him with an ice pick!

Zhen Hao whispered in his heart to fight for George Hurd, feeling that Laurel did not feel his strong desire to survive at all.

It's a poor man!

After Laurel finished explaining, she raised her head and looked at Zhen Hao and Bruce cautiously, she was not a simple woman, she naturally knew whose consent she had to rely on to survive.

But he couldn't figure it out, where did Zhen Hao come from, why did he still seem to be faintly pressing Batman?

"Poor man...... You're really not a man!" Selena suddenly opened her mouth with righteous indignation, and her mouth was like a cold man.

Zhen Hao, Bruce, Laurel and the others all turned their heads to look at Selena with stunned expressions.

Do you believe this?

Laurel reacted quickly, and his powerful acting skills were activated, and two tears were squeezed out in an instant: "This sister is a kind-hearted person at first glance, I am willing to expose my husband for you, and I am willing to be a witness to his stain, in fact, you may not believe it very much, I am a person with a great sense of justice, I didn't act before just because I didn't know the inside story of the company, and those things were done by George alone!"

I believe you're a ghost!

"I believe in you! Sister, even if you say it boldly, we will definitely protect your safety and wait until you successfully reveal George's true colors!" Selena clenched her small fists, looking full of justice.

Do you believe it again?

Zhen Hao touched his chin and glanced at Selina up and down, a little puzzled why this stupid girl grew so big.

Hasn't anyone tried to sell her for years, and then get another good guy card by the way?

Or do they all think that there are no such naΓ―ve people in this world?

Although Bruce didn't touch his chin, his somewhat inexplicable eyes swept around Serena's body.

Such a simple girl, and she has thin legs and a long waist...... He thought it might be a wonderful evening.

Don't get me wrong, he just wants to make up for Selena's sinister knowledge overnight, and by the way, use real examples to make her remember it for a long time!

"What's the matter, what are you two looking at me, is there anything wrong?" Selena's eyes widened, and her little head was full of question marks.

Zhen Hao said: "No, there is nothing wrong, what you said is very reasonable!"

"No, I don't want to believe this woman!" Bruce said at the same time.

Selina was stunned, looking at the two people with different opinions, the question mark on her little head suddenly doubled, and she felt a little heavy on the top of her head.

Shaking her head, she didn't think about it anymore, she definitely followed her heart.

"Ms. Laurel, although I think you are pitiful, if you can, please show your attitude first. Selina said.

Isn't that stupid!

Zhen Hao touched her chin and nodded, feeling that with her current performance, at least if someone wanted to sell her, she would probably not be able to receive the good guy card.

Bruce, who was on the side, also changed his plans, thinking that he should use a little more intelligence for tonight's teaching, so as not to be seen by her that something was wrong......

Ahem, lest her see any loopholes in his teaching!

"Of course!"

Laurel also showed his IQ for normal humans: "To show my sincerity, I can help you open George's personal computer first, if it is really as you said, there is a huge problem with the company's products, there must be evidence in the computer!"

Selina was overjoyed, feeling that the aura of superheroes was getting closer and closer to her, and hurriedly excitedly said: "That's great, let's ...... it"

Before she finished speaking, Selina, who was walking towards Laurel, was pulled back by Zhen Hao.

It's the back of fate's neck!

"Hehe~!"

Zhen Hao tugged at the corners of his mouth, and looked at Laurel with a smile: "Madam, I'm still in a hurry, so I'm afraid we can't follow your process." ”

"What do you mean?"

"On the surface, I have a faster way to do this, safe, efficient and painless...... However, I just don't know if Ms. Laurel rejects cameras or not. ”

After listening to this, Laurel was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and chuckled, glanced at Zhen Hao amorous and amorous, with the charm of a mature woman in her gestures.

She wants to be crooked, she must be crooked!

If he were to change to a more normal one in normal times, he might still be happy to say a few words, but in the face of Laurel, he didn't pretend to be high, but he simply didn't feel it.

No way, the cold glow of the ice pick's sharp tip almost blinded his 24k titanium dog's eye.

Without much nonsense, Zhen Hao's divine thoughts invaded Laurel's spiritual world and instantly controlled her spiritual thoughts.

Then, he pulled out a brand-new VCR from his pocket and handed it to Selina on the side.

"No, no, no, I can't, I can't do this kind of thing!" Selina waved her hand repeatedly, her little face full of panic and blush.

(?? _??)

Zhen Hao's face turned black in an instant, and he slapped Selena's little head, who lowered his bottom line on the spot and honestly became a tool man.

Serena: ( Μ„ Ξ΅ (# Μ„)

Then, under Serena's complex emotions of nervousness, excitement, fear, worry and guilt, Laurel sat in front of the camera and began to talk, pouring beans to quickly clean up their violations of law and discipline.

At the same time, she unilaterally issued a statement of responsibility for Serena's killing and the subsequent hunting.

Hearing that the person who was going to kill her turned out to be poor sister Laurel, Selina was in a trance for a while, and then thinking about her previous performance, she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground and get into it directly.

Of course, you must fight Laurel before you get in!

Because she's a grudge-holding meow!

It's just that she still has Zhen Hao's video recorder in her hand, so she only dares to grin at Laurel from her heart, and she doesn't dare to assert herself.

Soon, the video was completed, all the human and physical evidence were in hand, Zhen Hao threw the character who dealt with the aftermath to Bruce, and then walked away directly.

If nothing else, the couple is likely to choke to death in prison, drown in the toilet, and choke on soup......

Don't doubt these retarded-sounding ways to die, because the world is full of wonders!

I just don't know what they will do in prison in the face of Laurel's extremely defensive skin.

Just thinking about it makes me feel like laughing.

However, after arriving at home, Zhen Hao couldn't laugh.

Because he realized that Xiao Yemeow, who had just been adopted by his family, suddenly disappeared without a trace and did not come back with him.

Gan!

Damn stinky bats, don't even let a meow go!

On the other side, sitting in Batman's exclusive Batchariot, Selina touched it excitedly, with a look of poverty and desire in her eyes.

"Bang~!"

Suddenly, there was a crisp sound, and a large round pearl necklace emitting a glowing white light fell at Serena's feet.

Serena: (βŠ™???) βŠ™)

"A pearl necklace that someone gave me to grind and take care of my skin. ”

Bruce muttered to himself, seemingly casually, before bending down to pick it up.

At this moment, several luxury items such as bracelets, necklaces, rings, and gemstones fell out of nowhere, making a pleasant crisp sound.

Selina: (* γ‚šγƒΌ γ‚š*)

The corners of his mouth secretly smiled, and then replaced it with disgust, Bruce didn't pick it up, straightened up and concentrated on driving the bat chariot, while muttering in a low voice: "Useless little thing!"

After speaking, as if he had just seen Selina, Bruce said casually: "Selina, do you want these little things? They have fallen on the ground too much, and with this time to pick them up, I can earn two of them back." ”

Serena: β•°( Μ„Ο‰ Μ„o)

Used car market after a day!

Zhen Hao sat in the office, looking unhappy, because he called the cat rescued by his cat today, and the result showed that no one answered.

It's over, and Bruce's poisonous hand is still reaching out to the kitten after all.

"Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~!"

Just then, the phone on the desk suddenly rang.

There's a good chance Bruce called!

Zhen Hao blushed and answered the phone without thinking: "Bruce, are you embarrassed to call me? The dignified Young Master Wayne actually attacked a meow, where is your conscience? At least you have to express it to my mother's family!"

"Bruce, you know Bruce from Wayne Group!"

Not Bruce!

Zhen Hao frowned, glanced at the unfamiliar phone number, and said angrily: "Who are you? I'm busy, give you ten seconds to explain your intentions!"

"Hey, brother, you're so humorous, I'm your good friend Konstantin!"

That scumbag, pit goods, lung cancer patient!

Zhen Hao subconsciously wanted to hang up the phone, but he stopped his movements a second before hanging up.

His purpose in this world is precisely Satan and God, and this is a good opportunity!

"Hahaha~!I thought that I was so humorous and heard by you, you are really a half-dead clever ghost!" Zhen Haopi said enthusiastically without smiling.

Los Angeles!

Konstantin sat in a small car with a sister with big belly and big breasts and long legs.

His life has been going very hard lately because he's going to die!

Because he took smoking as a meal, he got wild lung cancer at a young age, which no one else could get in their lifetime, at an advanced stage.

The doctor has already said that he will not have a few days to live, and he will not be saved, what is there to eat and drink, don't leave regrets for yourself in order to save money.

At that time, he was frightened, but not because he was afraid of death, but because his soul was taken by a big man in hell, as long as he burped here, the big guy over there would take him away immediately, and he would never want to come out of hell in this life.

So during this time, he has been submitting a letter of application to go to heaven after death.

However, in the face of him who has no piety at all, and killing demons is just to save performance, Gabriel did not ask his superiors for instructions, directly knocked down his application, and personally said that he would never want to go to heaven in this life.

There is no way, Konstantin, who does not want to go to hell after death, can only pin his hopes on the hospital and spend a lot of money to try to prolong his life and let himself live two more days.

Just two days ago, a policewoman named Angela came to the door and asked him to help investigate a bizarre death case, which was his sister, who died by suicide.

Konstantin agreed.

But it's not because he has a lot of money that makes it difficult for him to refuse, and it's not because he suddenly finds out about his conscience when he is dying, but because this policewoman is not simple.

He has big stomachs and big breasts, a thin waist and long legs, and his face is far above the average appearance level, and there is also a uniform!

Therefore, Konstantin agreed directly without thinking about it.

Subsequently, with the unremitting efforts of Konstantin with all his might, Angela was easily taken down by him, and the sheets were torn several times.

As for the case, what case?

Konstantin had long forgotten about this stubble.

But with the more and more frequent demons appearing around him, Konstantin finally realizes that something is wrong.

At this time, there must be something hidden behind Angela's sister's suicide, and he smelled a conspiracy in it, full of a pungent smell of sulfur!

When there was no illness or disaster before, Konstantin must have run as far as he could, and he gave full play to the attributes of a scumbag and kicked Angela directly.

But now it's different, he's dying, so hell's unusual behavior represents an opportunity for him.

Danger and opportunity!

If he can take advantage of this hellish conspiracy, maybe he can live two more days, or even be a little greedy, and he won't mind having an eternal life.

However, reality soon tells him that you are daydreaming, and the devil appears to warn him not to meddle.

The verbal warning was counter-warned back, but the only two of his remaining partners, one fat and one skinny, died for it.

This is the end of the eight characters not being tough enough, and they have to be teammates with Konstantin!

"What's the matter, the devil's minions are coming soon, has your friend promised to help us?" Angela sat next to the co-pilot, her little hands tangled into fists, her eyes full of fear of breaking the three views.

She wanted to investigate the cause of her sister's death, how could she still involve something like a legend like the devil.

She's so hard!

Konstantin didn't care, skillfully igniting...... Directly snuff out the cigarette and be confident: "Don't worry, that friend of mine has great powers, and he can tell that I have lung cancer without using a CT scan!"

"You have lung cancer?"

Angela's eyes widened, unable to believe that her boyfriend, who had just started rolling the sheets, was dying.

Her life is so miserable!

It's just that what this girl doesn't know is that if Konstantin hadn't had lung cancer, she would have been even more miserable than she is now.

Konstantin waved his hand, not minding: "That's not the point, don't worry, my friend will solve this problem for me." ”

Hearing him say this, Angela suddenly felt even more uneasy, and hesitated: "What is the origin of this friend of yours, will he risk offending hell to help you?"

"Don't worry, the demon is a mortal enemy with him, because he is an angel!"

Although I am not sure if Zhen Hao is an angel or not, it is a matter of a man's face, and Konstantin must not be cowardly!

In front of his new girlfriend, he took out Zhen Hao's message, dialed the phone number, and comforted him by the way: "Don't worry, we have a lifelong friendship, as long as I open my mouth, he will definitely come to save me non-stop!"

As he spoke, the phone was connected, and Konstantin put the phone to his ear with a warm smile.

However, before he could speak, there was a not very friendly greeting on the other side of the phone.

Angela suddenly felt bad, Konstantin scolded the other side before he could speak, if he said a few more words, did he just come over and press Konstantin to beat him violently?

It turns out that this is a fateful friendship!

If that's the case, she also has a lot of brothers who have had a fateful relationship!

In this regard, Konstantin, who was thick-skinned to a certain extent, did not care, gave Angela a slightly calm look, and then began to chat.

Don't say it, the tone on the other side really made him talk back.

It's just that the emotion of 'why aren't you dead' revealed between the lines on the other side made Angela, as a police officer, realize that things are not so simple.

"Hey, good brother, I need your help!" After chatting for a long time, Konstantin went straight to the point, he was ready to be embarrassed by Zhen Hao.

"Okay, we'll be there right away!"

"Don't be like this brother, this is about the whole earth......" Halfway through the words, Konstantin was stunned: "Good brother, did you just say that it will arrive soon?"

"That's right, you stand still and don't move, we'll be right here!"

Zhen Hao's voice on the other side just fell, and then he hung up the phone directly.

Konstantin looked at his phone in a daze, always feeling that Zhen Hao's promise was too simple, and something was very wrong.

Los Angeles!

Zhen Hao galloped all the way and rushed over from Gotham City, no more than five minutes before and after!

Divine thoughts covered half of the American imperialists, and Zhen Hao quickly found Konstantin and Angela hiding in the car.

It's just that......

"Bang Bang Bang~!"

There was a knock outside the window, startling Konstantin, who was using artificial respiration and cardiac resuscitation on Angela, who was having trouble breathing.

Then the brother who was scared back made him instantly angry, rolled down the car window, and decided to teach the other party a cruel lesson!

If it's a man, pick his dick, and if it's a beauty, let her feel the pain of breathing!

However, looking at Zhen Hao's smiling face outside the car window, Konstantin instantly became angry, got out of the car with a warm smile, and opened his arms like giving Zhen Hao a hug.

was dodged by Zhen Hao with a retreat!

Konstantin didn't mind, and took the opportunity to put his arms around Angela, who had just gotten out of the car, and introduced: "This is my girlfriend, she is an upright policeman!"

Angela smiled forcefully and did not speak.

I mentioned Bruce on the phone just now, but I came over five minutes later, and the distance between Gotham City and here will be at least three or five hours away!

Konstantin didn't care about this, and enthusiastically raised his hand to Zhen Hao and his party to introduce Angela: "This is ......"

"Hello, I'm Zhen Hao, it's a pleasure to meet you. Zhen Hao said with a smile.

"Hello, I'm glad to meet you too. Angela wasn't happy to say she was happy.

On the side, Zhen Hao's behavior of ignoring his direct conversation with Angela made Konstantin very unhappy, and he tightened his big hand around Angela, declaring territorial sovereignty.

However, Zhen Hao still ignored him, and his eyes flashed with strong sympathy when he looked at Angela: "Are you that guy's girlfriend?"

Angela looked at the 'guy' and nodded.

Zhen Hao didn't say anything more, sighed deeply, and shook his head: "What a good girl, it's a pity!"

On the side, Konstantin's eyes widened and he gasped: "Dude, what do you mean by that?"

"Literally. ”

Zhen Hao shrugged his shoulders and said very sincerely: "As a scumbag, don't you have a little bit of pressure in your heart?"

"Scumbag, what scumbag, you slander!"

"No, no, no, it's not a slur, because I have the same idea as your ninety-eight ex-girlfriends. ”

"Fart! I'm in love for the first time!"

The ghost blows the lamp