Chapter 311: Let's Go on a Blind Date!
Xiaofeng ended the second day of the trip to Japan, the new issue of RM started filming, Xiaofeng came to the shooting site with a gift brought back from Japan, except for Liu Zaishi, the other people's gifts were bought according to the requirements, Xiaofeng really integrated into RM before he knew that there was no thickest skin.
"Xiaofeng, what gift did you bring me? Liu Zaishi was a little anxious when he saw that everyone else had received the gifts, but in fact, he did this to dilute the strangeness of Xiaofeng's absence.
"Brother-in-law, of course your gift is your favorite, the new production of ten blockbusters, Xijing Leng 2017 Top Ten Works. Xiaofeng took out a black plastic bag from his backpack and handed it to Liu Zaishi, Liu Zaishi instantly regretted asking for a gift in front of the camera, thinking that it was just a variety show joke at the beginning, so the unscrupulous brothers said Now, if you accept this gift today, Liu Zaishi estimates that he will have no chance of being famous.
"Ahem, Xiaofeng, don't make this kind of joke, I don't want gifts. Liu Zaishi coughed lightly twice and said a little embarrassed.
"In Brother Shi, don't pretend, Xiaofeng rarely gives such a thoughtful gift, who doesn't know who. Haha, who is a member of the unchallenged, said disdainfully.
"In Brother Shi, it's better to watch less of this kind of thing at your age. "Haha, as soon as it starts, Kim Jong Kook immediately assists.
"Xiaofeng, Brother Shi doesn't like your gifts, or Brother Shi prefers European and American blockbusters to Japanese small productions. Gary grabbed Liu Zaishi's hand as if only I understand you, but when he spoke, he gave Liu Zaishi a heavy blow.
"In Shi Oba, don't watch it at home, you can't explain it when you see it by Zhihao, although you can look at it secretly, but it's too bad if it's seen by a child. The female man Song Jihyo made up for the last knife.
"PD, don't broadcast this one. Liu Zaishi, who was speechless, reluctantly accepted Xiaofeng's gift, and then asked PD.
"Hey, Guangzhu is so close?" Xiao Feng asked everyone with a gift, and after chatting with him, Xiao Feng realized that there was one person missing.
"Ahem, this issue is a special about the light beads, so the light beads are not here. Zhao Xiaozhen explained after putting away the gift from Xiaofeng.
"What? Don't tell me the special I'm going to shoot today is BrightPearl HappyDay2. Gary was the first to protest. The last time the happy day of the light bead made them eat a lot of deflated, the light bead's various arrogance and various ridicule made everyone very depressed, although they all retaliated back after that, but how can the pain in the soul be so easy to heal.
"Ah, Zhao Xiaozhen, it's okay to shoot a special, it's okay to be tired and tired, as long as it's not this kind of special, I can accept anything. Liu Zaishi stood up excitedly, the last special shooting almost made him angry, although he kept telling himself that this was just shooting for variety show effects, but Liu Zaishi was still depressed and didn't eat two meals well.
"PD. Shiatsu boards, mud ponds, swimming pools, you can go on casually, please don't make us angry anymore. Kim Jong Kook still remembers the grievances of that issue, as long as he can use his body, everything is not a problem.
"PD, I protest, when are you going to make a special for me, I was born to be the protagonist's life. Why I've always been a supporting role. Haha complained loudly in dissatisfaction.
"Haha, brother, in fact, you are not a supporting role, in RM you are actually a trick. "I went to Japan, Xiaofeng's poisonous tongue skills are deep again.
"PD, tell me about the special. How do we need to cooperate, if the content is like the previous issue, I decided to boycott. Song Zhixiao said in a daze, as if he had been hit by this news.
"Don't be excited, listen to me first. This special is called a blind date, right!Guangzhu, as an older brother and sister, you can't care about the love life of the younger brother?" Zhao Xiaozhen said a little embarrassed, although the ratings of that issue were good, but Zhao Xiaozhen didn't know how many times he had heard the complaints of the RMs. For the sake of his own ears, he won't do another issue.
"Ahh
"Gary, do you want me to tell me who your girlfriend is here?" Zhao Xiaozhen replied calmly, Gary scratched his head in embarrassment, he just wanted to do it.
"PD, since the blind date, there must be a female guest, and what do we need to do on the blind date?" Xiaofeng has not experienced that shooting, and can still maintain a peaceful state of mind.
"Of course, your mother's family as Guangzhu has to help Guangzhu check it, there are 5 female guests in this issue, you don't need to ask who I am, you will know when the shooting starts in half an hour, now you can go and change your clothes, don't forget that what we are pursuing now is the most realistic reaction. Cho Hyo-jin explained after signaling to turn off the camera.
"Hey, why don't I get married later? I also want to go on a blind date. "After the camera was turned off, Haha's courage immediately increased a lot.
"Haha, I took a picture of what you just said, and I'll send it to my sister-in-law in a while. Xiao Feng took the mobile phone and pretended to say, even if he reacted quickly, it would be impossible to record haha, and Xiao Feng would not be unpredictable.
"Xiaofeng, my own brother, you wouldn't treat your brother like this, would you? Hearing Xiaofeng's threat, haha instantly knelt down, hugging Xiaofeng and eating a greasy set, although Kim Jong Kook and Haha are always called by brothers and brothers, but Xiaofeng feels that Haha is more like Liu Zaishi, the same timid, the same fear of heights, the same excitement to talk a lot, the same fear of wife.
The tireless Xiaofeng was harassed by Haha all the way and understood the word self-inflicted evil fruit more deeply, I knew that it was so troublesome Xiaofeng would not make this joke, no matter what I said, I gave the phone to Haha and asked him to check it again, and Xiaofeng didn't believe it.
"Brother-in-law, are you sure we didn't come to the wrong locker room?" Xiao Feng grinned when she saw the five sets of dresses.
"Look at the number should be right, let's change it quickly, there is not much time. "It's not the first time in RM, Liu Zaishi is very calm about women's appearances, and haha, who has the same experience, has begun to change clothes.
Xiaofeng could only pin his hopes on Kim Jong Kook and Gary when he saw the reaction of the two, but when he looked back and saw the state of the two, he didn't even have the mood to speak.
Gary had already put on a wig in quintta, played with pigtails, and discussed with Kim Jong Kook that this wig would look much better than short hair when he wore it, and he liked air bangs the most.
Kim Jong Kook lamented that the production team had a conscience and gave leggings and skirts that fit better, and if the clothes didn't fit, he couldn't play 100%.
After Xiaofeng changed his clothes, he looked at himself in the mirror and looked at the others, he suddenly found that women's clothing was not unacceptable, although his appearance was not high, but in RM, he was still very confident to compete for the top three.
"Xiaofeng. You're wearing this outfit perfectly, I'll take a picture of Taeyeon right now. "The news of the present world is coming quickly, haha took out his mobile phone and hoped that Xiaofeng could cooperate with the two poss, and the others also joined in the fun and took out their mobile phones to shoot together, they have been wearing women's clothes many times, but Xiaofeng must leave a souvenir for the first time.
Xiaofeng cooperated with the filming while making up the scene of being ridiculed by the young women, not that he didn't want to refuse, but he wanted to wear this to shoot a show for a day, not to mention that during the filming process, he might be photographed by fans and uploaded to the Internet, even these brothers around him can't prevent it. Rather than letting them secretly take pictures of those more unreliable, it is better to satisfy them now, Xiaofeng is now very skeptical that Zhao Xiaozhen will use his first women's clothes as a gimmick when this issue of publicity is made.
After a while, under the reminder of VJ, everyone ended taking pictures, and after helping each other tidy up their clothes, everyone came to a screen, and outside the screen was the shooting venue, and next door to them was Song Jihyo and the female guests.
Guangzhu arrived 20 minutes earlier than the scheduled time according to his habit, and as an old man, he would never let his brothers wait for him, but when he arrived at the shooting site and received the task card given by PD, Li Guangzhu covered his mouth excitedly without reading the content on the card.
"PD, I'm SPY today, right?" asked Lee Kwang-joo excitedly. It's great for habitual betrayers to betray openly.
"It's not. Baa PD replied.
Guangzhu nodded a little disappointed, and then took the mission card and read: "As RM's boss, your love life has become the biggest stain on RM, ah! How did my love life become a stain. As soon as I read a sentence, Li Guangzhu angrily grabbed Baa PD's neck collar, and his exaggerated acting skills made Baa PD feel like he was yin by Zhao Xiaozhen, no wonder Zhao Xiaozhen, who is usually in charge of the opening, ran away in advance.
"Don't get excited, you keep looking. Baa PD reassured.
"For the sake of your love life, RM, who is your mother's family, decided to make a blind date special. I hope that through this episode of shooting, you can find the other half you want, PD, I love you. After reading it, Li Guangzhu hugged it excitedly, and it was a meal. Baa PD's face instantly darkened.
"PD, who are my blind dates? Aren't anyone else coming to shoot today?" Li Guangzhu feels that he is so happy, not only is he accompanied by beautiful women in this filming, but the most important thing is that he is also the protagonist.
"Don't worry, watch a video first. After pushing the light bead away, he gestured, and a video was played.
"Light Bead, it's Mom. See me?" Lee Kwang-joo's mother appeared in the video, and Lee Kwang-joo was distracted by the sudden video.
"Guangzhu, you are so old, you should be married, at least you should have a stable girlfriend, the only thing my mother is worried about now is this. Mother's words made Li Guangzhu a little ashamed, but more moved.
"Guangzhu, I hope you can understand Mom, I used to think that you should have good looks, height and height, and career and career, and it should be easy to find the right person to marry, but I found that I was wrong, in my image you should be like this. "As soon as the words of the mother of the light bead ended, the appearance of the light bead on the catwalk, I have to admit that the light bead on the catwalk is still very handsome and charming.
"But now you're like that in someone else's influence. "The image on the screen has changed to a light bead playing fool and a classic comic shot in RM shooting.
"So now I think it's a bit difficult for you to find the right person to marry. Mom's sudden change of style made Lee Kwang-joo's expression change from moved to sluggish.
"Ahem, Lee Kwang-joo has made it like this, and our RM production team also has an unshirkable responsibility, we are going to make a blind date special, do you have any requirements for Lee Kwang-joo's other half?" Cho Hyo-jin's voice appears in the video.
"As long as I can get married soon, even if it is Kim Shin-young, Shin Bong-sun, and Lee Guo-joo, I can accept it. Guangzhu's mother instantly gave her own standards, and the three trending female funny artists made Guangzhu almost vomit blood, and Xiaofeng, who listened very seriously behind the screen, had to sigh that this was definitely her own mother.
"We understand your requirements, do you have anything else to tell Guangzhu?" The notification screen of Zhao Xiaozhen's question was also subtitled: The above Guangzhu's mother's remarks are definitely out of her own will, and there is absolutely no guidance or hint from the RM staff.
"Light beads. Girls are not afraid of ugliness, aren't they able to have plastic surgery? It's good if you don't shoot short points, and you don't know how to do housework, and you are not afraid of it, anyway, you will, as long as you can get married and have children quickly, everything else doesn't matter. "Xiao Feng now finally knows where the comic attribute of the light bead comes from.
After the video was played, Li Guangzhu smiled a little embarrassed, and after listening to his mother's remarks, Guangzhu didn't know what to react to.
"Li Guangzhu, now you can call your blind date with an enthusiastic voice, remember to be enthusiastic, there are a total of 6 of your blind dates to grasp well. "Baa PD is a rare seller of cuteness.
Li Guangzhu swallowed and spat, he was a little worried now. Although he was filming a variety show, he really didn't want to be a female comedy artist, and he was a little scared at the thought that he might have to accept the destruction of 6 female comedy artists.
"My blind date, please come out. "The one who should come will always come," and after cheering himself up, the light bead shouted loudly.
"Honey, I'm coming. Song Jihyo was the first to walk out.
"What are you doing here? I don't want to go on a blind date with you. What Guangzhu saw was Song Zhixiao's disgust.
"Ah, are you dissatisfied with me?" Song Jihyo asked dissatisfied, hugging his shoulders.
"Of course I'm not satisfied, you have one of the six places in total, and it's shameful to waste it. Guangzhu complained angrily, although he had long thought that there must be Song Zhixiao on a blind date, but the effect still had to be done.
"Good. Don't regret it when the people in the back come out. Song Jihyo said with a sneer.
"Well, there won't be all female comedy artists in the future, right?" asked Guangzhu worriedly, anything that didn't have discipline in RM would appear.
"Huh. The light bead was answered with a sneer.
"It can't be a big sister-level funny artist, right?" Guangzhu swallowed and asked worriedly.
"Huh. Song Zhixiao didn't even look at Guangzhu, so Guangzhu's heart was even more bottomless.
"Don't worry, the people behind me are prettier than me. At least in your eyes, you're prettier than me. After being disgusted by Guangzhu, Song Zhixiao complained about RM others, she Song Zhixiao is also very beautiful, okay, do you want to dislike her every time a female guest comes?
Song Ji Hyo said this, Guangzhu was going to cry, Zheng Julie. Song Eun-yi and other big sister-level funny artists turned around in Lee Kwang-joo's mind several times.
"PD, you can't do this to me, how can you let me go on a blind date?" Guangzhu complained loudly at the PD.
"Lee Kwang-joo. It's time for you to shout No. 2 out, I promise it's not a female comedy artist. Baa PD can only shake his head and smile bitterly at Li Guangzhu's reaction, to be honest, the candidates for this issue of guests are very conscientious.
"My blind date, please come out. Li Guangzhu calmed down and then trembled his lips and shouted, compared to the first time, this time the confidence is very insufficient, the unscrupulous VJ also deliberately gave Guangzhu a close-up, not to mention that the picture was shot very well, which fully reflected Guangzhu's tangled and worried expression, and the subtitle team also complained in post-production: actor-level performance, the acting skills of the trending actor Li Guangzhu are really amazing.
"Honey, are you calling me?" The greasy voice made Lee Kwang-joo shudder, not a female comedy artist, it was Yoo Jae-seok who appeared in Kwang-joo's eyes, and the guarantee of Baa PD was achieved.
"Ahh Seeing Yoo Jae-seok who was dressed in women's clothes and kept flattering him, Lee Kwang-joo almost didn't cry, he knew that RM wouldn't be so kind, he knew what blind date special was just to see him jokes, he should have thought about it a long time ago, and he should have thought about it when he appeared alone and other RM didn't appear.
"Brother Shi, you see that you scared the light beads, come back with me. Kim Jong Kook and Xiao Feng came out and took Liu Zaishi back, Haha and Gary bowed and apologized to the PD, and said that Liu Zaishi forgot to take medicine, please forgive me.
A few unscrupulous brothers who were idle and a little bored in the back just now planned to surprise Guangzhu, and when Guangzhu shouted, Liu Zaishi rushed out in front of the female guests next door, Xiaofeng also deliberately let the female guests go out first, and there was a contrast to make Li Guangzhu collapse, Xiaofeng didn't expect that Song Zhixiao was the first, and now Li Guangzhu collapsed too completely, and now Li Guangzhu has to cry, usually it's nothing to dress up as a woman with his brothers, the eldest brother doesn't have to laugh at the second brother, everyone is the same, disgusting and disgusting guests, but this time he wants to use the identity of a man to treat the women's clothing brothers as blind dates, which makes Li Guangzhu absolutely unable to play happily。
After a farce, with the joint efforts of Baa PD and Song Ji Hyo, Lee Kwang-joo barely controlled his emotions, and muttered weakly, please come out, Lee Kwang-joo stared at the screen, if it came out, one of the brothers, Lee Kwang-joo, promised that he would never shoot it.
"Honey, I'm coming. A woman's voice made Li Guangzhu regain hope, at this time Li Guangzhu no longer pursued anyone, as long as he was not allowed to go on a blind date with his brothers in women's clothing, even if it was Haruna Kondo, he recognized it. (To be continued......)