Chapter Twenty-Eight: New Roommates
Hao Yun came to Mrs. Simpson's hospital room, and Mrs. Simpson had already woken up. It's just that she is still sluggish, her eyes are dark, and I don't know how long she hasn't had a good rest.
"Hao, thank you. Mr. Simpson stood up from the bedside and hugged Hao Yun.
"That's what I'm supposed to do. Hao Yun patted Simpson on the back, then turned to sit on the edge of Mrs. Simpson's bed.
Mrs. Simpson looked at Hao Yun, and said with a smile on her face: "Thank you so much, Hao, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would have been hit by a car and died." ”
Hao Yun shook his head and thought for a long time before saying, "Mrs. Simpson......"
"Call me Mary. ”
"All right, Mary. Hao Yun asked, "Why did you rush into the street without warning just now?"
"What?" said Mrs. Simpson, looking at Hao Yun with a puzzled expression.
"You just ran out into the street on your own, and you kept waving your arms and yelling. ”
"But...... I'm not impressed, huh?"
Mr. Simpson looked at his wife, touched her head with some concern, and said, "Honey, I think you should see a psychiatrist." Your mood has become more and more irritable these days, tell me, how many days have you not slept well?"
Mrs. Simpson was silent for a long time, shook her head stubbornly, and said, "I'll regulate myself." Psychologists are scammers who just sit there, ask you a few words of 'how do you feel', 'what are you feeling?' and then they can charge sky-high medical bills by the hour.
"Oh my God, I don't believe anyone would go to a psychiatrist. ”
Mr. Simpson was speechless, and Hao Yun also felt a strong unease about Mrs. Simpson's mental health.
......
"Connor, if you can't pay the rent, get out of this room!"
"Get out, get out, I've had enough of you mean guy! I curse you for the rest of your life, you can't get a girl......!
Connor dragged a suitcase of luggage and stood side by side with Polly downstairs in her apartment.
Polly was in a trance because of the loss of her boyfriend, so she resolutely quit her job and moved out of her apartment by the way, living with Connor.
These two cooperated with each other and embarked on the road of "being abducted and deceived".
However, all of Polly's savings are not enough to help Connor pay off the rent arrears, so the two simply break up with the landlord today, carrying their luggage and preparing to move.
Connor pulled the newspaper out of her backpack and spread it on the floor, looking up the rental information one by one.
Baoli gently patted Connor's shoulder and said, "Connor, why don't you use your phone to check?"
Connor rolled her eyes at Polly and said, "Do you think I look like someone who can afford a cell phone? Can I afford a cell phone and can I afford to pay the phone bill?"
"Conna, look at the psychic masters on TV, why do they all mix better than you and you can't even afford a cell phone?"
Connor's face flushed, she stubbornly raised her head to look at Polly and said, "I'm a real psychic, and they're fakes, liars. I don't care about doing that kind of thing that cheats money. ”
"But isn't it exactly the same as deceiving people to use phosphorus powder that has no magical effect?"
"Those guys weren't entangled by evil spirits at all, why should they use real magic phosphorus? Besides, I'm also giving them a little psychological comfort, that's fundamentally different from liars, do you understand?"
"Okay, yes, you're right. ”
Baoli turned her head angrily, and suddenly remembered that she still knew a thigh, she squatted down and gently poked Connor and said, "Alas, why don't we move to Hao's house together?"
When Connor heard this, she immediately straightened her back, stiffened her neck and said, "No! I definitely don't want to live with Hao Yun!"
"Why? Hao is a very gentlemanly person, he won't bully you. ”
"No, no, absolutely not!" Connor said, blushing slightly, "Don't you know that if a man and a woman sleep in the same room, there will be a baby? ”
Paulee looked at Connor with a confused look on her face, and asked with a frown, "Your mother...... Didn't I tell you the story of the bird and the bee?"
"Ahh
Baoli shook her head helplessly, and said to the blank space behind Connor: "Elsa, I know you're listening, please find an opportunity to do some basic science for your daughter." ”
With that, Paulie grabbed Connor by the neck and pulled her into the taxi despite her obstruction.
Connor resisted vigorously and said loudly, "You definitely have a crush on him, don't take me with you even if you have a crush on him!
......
Hao Yun's home suddenly had two new guests.
A sunny Polly, and a quirky Connor. A big girl and a little girl sat side by side on the sofa, all four eyes looking straight at Hao Yun.
"Ahem...... So you're coming over together?" Hao Yun touched the gauze on his eyebrow bone with some embarrassment, and became roommates with two members of the opposite sex at once, which made him a little at a loss.
Kang Na frowned, looked at Hao Yun's house with some disgust, and said, "That's right. We don't have a place to live, so that's why we came to you. ”
"Is this the attitude you should have as a refuge?" Hao Yun asked with drooping eyelids.
"We two big beauties are roommates with you, what else are you unhappy about?" Connor leaned back on the sofa, "elegantly" crossing Erlang's legs in the same style as Polly.
"I don't think an airfield is a beauty. ”
"You, you...... I'm not mature yet, I'll grow up!" Connor stubbornly puffed out his chest.
Hao Yun snorted coldly and said: "Women generally reach the age of fourteen or fifteen, and their breasts are developed and fixed. In other words, how old you are now, how old you are when you grow up. ”
"I, I, I ......"
"Alright, Mr. Hao, don't tease Connor. Paulie covered her mouth, trying not to laugh out loud.
Hao Yun raised his eyebrows, raised a few fingers and said, "It's okay, you can move here." My house is big enough, and it's really idle to live alone. But we must have three chapters.
First, the basement and study are forbidden areas for me, and no one can enter them without my permission.
Second, I can cover the rent for you until you find a stable job, but it will definitely not exceed a year. For this purpose, you are responsible for cleaning, laundry and cooking. If one day you can pay the rent with me, then I will be more than happy to take turns with you in the housework.
Is there anything you don't understand, or don't agree with?"
Baoli nodded and said, "Mr. Hao, these conditions are very good, thank you......"
"No, it's not good!" Connor said, clasping his hands to his chest, "I have a request!"
Hao Yun grinned: "Then say it!"
Connor got up from the sofa, looked at Hao Yun with her nostrils and said, "First, my room is my forbidden area, and no one can enter without my permission. Belch...... Except for Polytech.
Second, you old pervert, you are not allowed to bring other girls in, otherwise...... Otherwise, I will curse you very viciously!"
"Oh, I'm so scared. Hao Yun said with a smile.
"And the third ...... Third...... Third, I didn't think of it for a while, but that doesn't mean I didn't!" Connor nodded vigorously.
"Well, the third is owed. ”
Hao Yun stood up, Baoli smiled sweetly, and reached out to shake him. Hao Yun bent down slightly, and also stretched out his hand in front of Kang Na, but Kang Na snorted coldly and slapped Hao Yun's palm with a bang.
"Don't come with me, I'll never shake hands with you in my life!"
After saying that, Connor refused Hao Yun's help, and walked to the second bedroom with his luggage. This is the room she chose as soon as she entered the door, Hao Yun stood at the door of the second bedroom, and said mysteriously:
"By the way, Koonna, don't blame me for not reminding you, I still have a Grim Reaper living in my house. You'd better be careful. ”
Hearing this, Kang Nor sneered, looked at Hao Yun menacingly, and said, "Who do you think you are? Even death can be tamed? Don't brag!"