Chapter 144: You're still a reader
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"Adam, come over here. ”
Rose pushed the door open and beckoned to Adam.
"What's wrong? What can't you say here?"
Monica, who was making breakfast, said dissatisfied.
"Topics between men. ”
Ross shrugged, "You won't want to know. ”
“OMG!”
Monica rolled her eyes and complained, "Again, what's going on with all of them, it's all these strange things that make people want to be blind and deaf." ”
Yesterday Joey asked her to borrow a moisturizing lotion and apply her ass with what she had put on her face, and she still feels a little sick and uncomfortable when she thinks about it.
Now her brother doesn't know what to do, and she really can't live this day.
Adam got up and followed Rose to the opposite side.
Joey was there too.
"What's wrong?"
Adam wondered.
"Ugh. ”
Rose's classic Luo-style hesitation, laughing and humming for a while, just don't say it directly.
"He doesn't speak dirty words!"
Joey couldn't stand it, so he said it directly for Rose, and then said indignantly: "I said I wanted to help him, but he didn't believe me, and said that it was more professional to find you." ”
"I didn't say that. ”
Rose defended: "I just think you are both very experienced, the first date failed, I must not fail again on this second date, to be on the safe side, I want to listen to both of you, ok?"
"Okay. ”
Joey nodded first, then waved his finger: "But I'm the most professional!"
"Dirty talk?"
Adam couldn't help but laugh after hearing the ins and outs.
It turned out that Rose had a date last night, although there was a big problem in the link of watching the monkey Marcel, Marcel grabbed the hair of Rose's female companion and screamed, almost scaring the female companion away.
But Rose's female companion is a colleague at the Museum of Prehistoric Biology after all, and she is well-informed, and after Marcel left, she put down the matter and did not leave angrily, but began to make out with Rose on the sofa.
Just when Rose was intoxicated and thought he was going to turn into a 'lucky dog' tonight, the female companion made a jaw-dropping request.
That's to make Ross say dirty things.
Where did Ross pass this?
was directly stunned, stammered, hummed and chirped for a long time, and only a feelingless human body-specific word popped out of his mouth, which directly ruined the atmosphere.
But fortunately, the female companion comforted him for a while and gave him a second chance, hoping that he could have a bright performance on the next date.
"Hmm. ”
Rose said depressedly: "She insisted, so I had to learn." ”
"How did Joey teach you?"
Adam laughed.
I asked him to say to me. ”
Joey explained, "Just take me to practice, and I'll definitely do it when the time comes." ”
For the happiness of his brothers, he has always given up his strength.
"Are you serious?"
Adam laughed: "Aren't you afraid that if he practices and practices, he will lose interest in his female companion and fall in love with you?"
“OMG!”
Rose exclaimed: "I'll just say, why did I feel that Joey's method was wrong before, but fortunately I found you, otherwise something went wrong, and I couldn't survive." ”
"Hey!"
Joey gay said angrily: "Even if something goes wrong, am I so unworthy of you?
His brain circuit is clear, he doesn't notice the main problem at all, is he really dissatisfied with Rose's words, he Joey Trebiani is so bad?
“......”
Rose's eyes were about to roll, what kind of tiger and wolf words were this, and he was more and more glad that he didn't listen to Joey.
"Not really. ”
Adam laughed: "As long as you don't bend over, no one can force you." ”
"So what do I do now?"
Rose pressed down on the groove in his heart and looked at Adam expectantly.
"It's easy to solve. ”
Adam reminded: "Read more books, what's not in the book?" Just find a few colors, memorize it a little, and when the time comes, you can play it casually and get it done in minutes."
There has always been a saying that the more knowledgeable people are, the more they will fiddle with these things.
"That's right!"
Rose slapped his forehead and said in annoyance: "Why didn't I think of it, but, Adam, what colors do you usually look at, and these words in it are compared, well, obscene?"
"I never look at that. ”
Adam said reservedly, "You forgot my part-time job?"
"Part-time?"
Rose was stunned.
"Stupid!"
Joey couldn't stand it anymore and shouted: "Adam himself is a writer, and he will open his mouth to talk like this, how much and how much obscene he wants, and how obscene he wants to be, and he still has to read what others write?"
Rose wanted to cry so aggrieved that even Joey began to despise his intelligence.
"No, I'll go to the bookstore right now to buy books and endorse them!"
With that, he walked briskly outside, as if he had returned to the years of college exams.
"What a stupid boy. ”
Joey sighed: "It's stupid to read books, even this basic skill has to be read." ”
"Don't just talk about Rose, how are you?"
Adam laughed, "Aren't you going to force your ass to play?"
"I'd love to try. ”
Joey smiled embarrassedly: "I asked the agent, when I went to film, Al Pacino was not there at all, I can't touch someone with such a big wrist, it's better to fight and let the director see my difference, what if he takes a fancy to me?"
"Hmm. ”
Adam nodded, "Possibly." ”
"Really?"
Joey was inspired.
"It's possible. ”
Adam plays: "If that director is gay and looks like you differently, then you do have a great chance." ”
Joey's face suddenly fell.
If the director is a beautiful director, then he may be gone, but this director is a big man.
"Forget it, then. ”
Joey said with a bitter face: "I have already told my family, they are all looking forward to it, if they don't see me at the theater then, then they will be very disappointed." ”
"Are you sure they can see you when they go to the theater?"
Adam was happy.
"It's hard for others to say, but my mom can definitely recognize me. ”
Joey said confidently.
“......”
Adam couldn't cry or laugh, it sounded too awkward, and it was also warm to say that it was warm, but it was a little weird and disgusting.
"That's not necessarily, didn't you forget that you also put on makeup~"
"That's just a moisturizing lotion!"
Joey shouted.
Adam made a few more jokes and flashed.
Talking to Joey again, he suspected that his IQ would be reduced, and thinking of this terrible result, he was so frightened that he quickly called up the system panel and looked at it again, and was relieved to find that it had not decreased.
“OMG!”
I was just about to go back to the opposite side for breakfast, but before I could open the door, I heard an exclamation from inside.
"What's wrong?"
Adam hurriedly pushed the door in, and saw Monica holding a newspaper, shouting.
"Caroline!
Adam was startled, and hurriedly grabbed the newspaper and swept his eyes, and sure enough, it was Caroline's photo.