"Calm down, let's start the review and rehearsal of the language program now. The program called by name goes backstage to prepare. Others remained quiet during rehearsals. ”

There was no host in the rehearsal, only the director sitting with the leaders of the Cultural Affairs Bureau of Optoelectronics in the first row of judges, holding the microphone in his hand and announcing it according to the program list.

"The first one to come on stage, the backstage preparation of the crew of "You're Okay, I'm Okay". ”

Li Shixin and the others hadn't yet sat down in their chairs when they heard this.

"Godfather, let's be the first?"

Zhang Shuo was stunned when he heard this program arrangement.

In the previous rehearsals, the role of dad was played by Zhang Weiyu. It's been running like this for so long, and on the way just now, Li Shixin temporarily explained the change plan.

Although everyone knew what to do at this time, there was no complete rehearsal before, so they couldn't wait for the first one to be tried on stage, and the pressure in everyone's hearts suddenly came up.

To be honest, Li Shixin was also surprised.

But at this time, feeling the complicated gazes that converged here, he still gently patted Zhang Shuo's shoulder.

Get up from your seat and walk backstage with everyone.

......

The review rehearsal is to watch the show, and the second is to see the orientation.

The works that can be on the Spring Festival Gala are not necessarily the most wonderful works among all the entries.

More attention is paid to balance.

What equilibrium?

The balance of program effect and value orientation.

Take sketches and cross talk as examples, you can't be vulgar and spoofed to be funny, and you can't make up brainless adaptations.

You have to go along with universal values, and you have to have positive energy in it.

If you can't move at every turn, you will be vulgar, so can you go up?

Li Shixin is well aware of this, so he still has a bottom in his heart at this time. In terms of orientation, "You're Okay, I'm Okay" is very advantageous.

The only question is whether you can perform colorful!

Backstage, Li Shixin and others changed their clothes. After watching the on-site staff arrange the band's booth and the stage props they brought, and explaining the stage requirements for sound and background music to the technical side, Li Shixin stood on the edge of the backstage.

"Don't panic for a moment. You just follow the usual rehearsal rehearsals, Lao Zhang. I'll give you the drum kit, and I'll sing the music part in a while, and you will accompani. Other improvisation!"

"Good!"

Receiving everyone's subconscious response, Li Shixin looked at the audience whispering, pointed, and took a deep breath.

Is it a mule or a horse, a relational household or a dragon spitting pearls.

Today,

Xinye will let you take a good look!

"Up!"

With a wave of Li Shixin's hand, the rehearsal of the crew of the Spring Festival Gala of "You're Okay, I'm Okay" officially began!

The role of dad was originally played by Zhang Weiyu, and the stage image was in a wheelchair, but now Li Shixin directly occupies the magpie's nest, and slowly ascends to the stage in the electric wheelchair obtained by the system lottery.

With a burst of sparse applause, the plot of the sketch began with a conversation between father and son in front of the nursing home;

The son who was holding the assessment sheet in his hand looked at his father in a wheelchair and looked a little annoyed: "Dad! This is not a joke! Can't you take the assessment sheet of the nursing home seriously?"

As soon as it opened, the image of a son who was anxious to send his father to a nursing home was established.

In the face of his son's impatience and impatience, the father had a calm face, and his words were full of dissatisfaction: "Why didn't I do it seriously?"

"What do you write here?" the son handed the evaluation sheet to his father, "Let's take a look, the first question; A, there is a major operation. B, Minimally invasive surgery. C, no surgical experience. What did you choose?"

"C! No surgery. The father replied as a matter of course.

"!" the son patted the assessment sheet vigorously and exclaimed, "Your heart was just done the year before last!" I was next to the operating room, and the operation was done overnight.

When you got off the operating table, the attending doctor took my hand and cried! He said that he was homesick after the operation! There were dozens of bridges the size of a palm, and when he saw your heart after the operation, he could remember the Huangjuewan overpass that he passed by when he drove back to his hometown in Chóng Qìng during the Chinese New Year...... Do you choose C?"

Coax!

Although he has opinions about Li Shixin, a relational household, at this time, the stalk of the Chóng Qìng overpass still amused many actors on the scene.

Listening to the laughter in the audience, the father played by Li Shixin raised his eyebrows, and looked proud in the face of his son's old bottom: "I don't think heart bypass is a major operation." ”

"My own father, what is it that is not a major operation?"

"Son, look, a normal person's heart and blood vessels are like ordinary speed, and your son and my heart and blood vessels have been bypassed, then it's like a high-speed rail!

So, instead of being a surgery, I think it's an enhancement of my body's function!

Isn't that in an American blockbuster not this hero and that hero? Look at that little radish rabbit Donnie, who dares to call Iron Man by stuffing a fluorescent lamp in his heart, your father and I have titanium architecture in my heart, isn't it too much to call a bridge man?"

The father's hands gestured, and he told his son a completely crooked reasoning, which directly amused everyone in the audience.

God's special little turnip rabbit!

What a bridge man!

Where did the screenwriter come from, so poor?

Seeing that the atmosphere had risen, Li Shixin spread his hands directly to the audience: "So I choose C, is there anything wrong?"

"No problem!"

In the audience, several singing and dancing actors also gave face, and directly acted as a cheer for the audience, laughing.

Seeing that Li Shixin unconsciously stirred up the atmosphere, Zhang Shuo was really relieved.

But on the face, he still maintained his son's helplessness and impatience: "Okay! Then let's not talk about this question." The next question: "Physical condition, self-care level." A, completely unable to take care of yourself. B, part of the inability to take care of themselves. C, completely able to take care of themselves. Why did you choose C?"

In the face of his son's questioning, the father took it for granted: "I'm telling the truth!"

The son couldn't help it, "Your waist nerves are compressed by old injuries, and you are almost half paralyzed! Incontinence, don't you count wearing diapers every day! How can you choose C?"

Faced with the old bottom that his son suddenly revealed, the father was obviously stunned, and his face showed a little pathos. But then, he laughed, "I thought, I changed the diaper myself." Isn't that self-care!"

The father's crooked reasoning completely defeated the stupid son, and in the face of the stubborn and hard-hearted father, the son was completely helpless, and said with a look of resentment: "I said Dad, you are sincerely revenge for the revenge that angered you when I was doing my homework when I was a child, right?"

"It's okay if you think so!" Looking at his helpless son, his father looked proud: "When you were a child, when you were doing a connection problem, you connected the pencil to 15 meters and the kitchen knife to 40 meters, I didn't expect such a day, right?

"Hey!"

Seeing his father's deliberate appearance, the son slapped his thigh fiercely, and turned his back in the laughter of the audience: "Dad, you must go to this nursing home!"

"Lao Tzu is not going!"

"Gotta go!"

"Hey, I'm not going, I'm mad at you. ”

Coax!

The audience couldn't help laughing when they saw the father and son fighting on stage, and the old naughty boy when he was angry with his son.

But at the same time, a trace of doubt also rose in their hearts.

Why is this son so eager to send his father to a nursing home?

This looks like it's not filial!

When everyone was confused, the son used lines to answer everyone's doubts: "Dad, the team has a meeting today." The special anti-drug operation will start next month, and you are like this, so how can I feel at ease to carry out the mission? Otherwise, I will make a report to the captain and tell him that you are not in good health and that you will not be able to apply. ”

Hearing this line, the actors and judges in the audience felt a pang in their hearts.

Here we go, this theme!

"Fart!"

At this moment, the father, who had been playing Tai Chi with his son by rogue means, was anxious when he heard his son say this.

"If you don't go, you'll have one less person on your team. Who will stand up to you? If you lack a person, what will happen when you carry out your mission, you have been an anti-narcotics police officer for so many years, I don't know?"

In the face of his father's shout, the son was stunned, obviously realized his mistake, and lowered his head: "But Dad, you are like this, I really can't rest assured!"

"If you can't let go, you have to let go!" The naughtiness on his father's face disappeared, and was replaced by seriousness and even sternness: "You let your brother let your comrades take risks because of your own problems, this is your responsibility?"

Don't say this kind of that loyalty and filial piety are difficult to achieve both since ancient times, when you were admitted to the police academy, Lao Tzu told you clearly. If you want to be an anti-narcotics police officer like you, you have to be mentally prepared!

What kind of psychological preparation? After embarking on this road, your mental work is the first, and your family and relatives are the second preparation!

Because your father doesn't go to the nursing home, you won't go on a mission, what kind of anti-narcotics police are you going to be?"

Facing the scolding of a father who is also a senior on the anti-drug front, the son lowered his head deeply, looked at the elderly father in the wheelchair, and he wanted to speak: "Dad......"

"Obey my orders!"

The son straightened up.

"Turn back!"

The son turned away with red eyes.

Sitting in a wheelchair, looking at his son's tall back, the sternness on his father's face was slowly replaced by softness.

"Back in the team, what should you do, what should you do! Lao Tzu's business, you don't have to worry about it!

At the beginning, so many outlaws couldn't stop you and me with knives, guns and sticks, and the bullets sent to the door and the photos of your mother and mother posted on my car door couldn't stop you and me with threats and intimidation.

Now that I'm paralyzed and incontinent, I'll be able to stump me? You can do the work with confidence, and as for whether you can do it now, I'll prove it to you!"

Facing his sobbing son, the old man took a heavy breath and spit out one word: "Get out!"

Without turning back, the son wiped away his tears, hesitated for a moment, and strode off the stage.

This is the end of the first act of "You're Okay, I'm Okay".

A short plot of more than three minutes.

Offstage, the celebrities who wanted to watch the excitement of the related households have completely sat up right at this time.

At the beginning of this laughter and tears, they already felt it;

The actors on stage may have passed through two audits with various relationships.

But this work on the stage is definitely not the level of the household rowing!