Chapter 146: Xia He's Bastard Thoughts
"Come on, Brother Jill, put the pancakes down, the two of us won't smoke you!" Wang Cheng raised the toilet drawer in his hand with a wicked smile.
"Well, don't worry, at most I'll call you a pancake!" Li Zhengguang raised the toilet brush.
How can the current painting style of these two people be full of husband and wife doubles?
Think about the boy who came home with duck eggs one day, and his parents picked up a broom and a feather duster in front of him......
There was a crackling sound in the confinement room.
Several policemen walking in the cubicle raised their eyebrows and pricked up their ears.
"Are you sure... There were three men who just sent them in, right?"
"Hiss~ There seem to be two more pigs. ”
"I'm dripping God!!" covered his face.
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"So... This is your ability prop?" Old Man Xia twitched the corner of his mouth, holding a girl's pink magic wand in his hand.
"It's... Isn't it the magic wand in a certain little demon fairy?" Lu Changxian leaned over, and under the small glasses across the bridge of his nose, a small eye was dripping and rolling.
"Dig the groove, old man, you don't even have anything to do to watch this kind of TV! Old Man Xia suddenly jumped up, and his fingers trembled and pointed at Lu Changxian.
"Dig a groove, you still have a deep understanding of the old king's eight calves!" Lu Changxian did not give in.
"Oh tui~!, old guy, last time you secretly watched the magic card girl Sakura at home, what magic made the bride, and what did you tell us about it, is it you who blend into the world of young people?"
"Old Wang's eight calves..."
"Also, don't call me the old king!"
"It's not all influenced by that old guy surnamed Bai!"
"That..."Xia He was sullen on the side, you two are so angry that you two put down the magic wand in your hand!
Do you know that the two old men are holding a girl's pink magic wand in their hands, what kind of painting style is that?
"Shut up!" ×2.
Xia He: "... ”
"Okay, have the admission procedures been completed?" Taking advantage of Xia He's interjection, Lu Changxian immediately diverted the topic.
"Remember to arrange him for military training together, the military training uniform is ready. Old man Xia said.
"This matter has already been arranged, this semester the school has carried out educational reform, even the ability of the person has to carry out military training, and the content of military training is different from ordinary people, which naturally increases the difficulty of training and subjects. Lu Changxian took out a pair of manuals and said while flipping through them.
Old Man Xia scanned the contents of the manual, which should be a registration manual from the school.
"Okay, okay, this kid will be handed over to you, and then I will listen to you no matter what the arrangement is. ”
"That's... I want to go to the toilet, where is the toilet?" Xia He lay on the bed and frowned a little painfully.
Well, the more you listen to the conversation between these two people, the more uncomfortable it becomes, and now it's better to get rid of them... Next, as long as Old Man Xia is gone...
Sneaking up on a hard black card in his arms, Xia He smiled secretly.
As long as the old man is gone, this Yi Neng Academy is his world, and he can toss it at will!
"Turn right after going downstairs and the toilet is at the end of the hallway. Lu Changxian took out a pen and recorded something in the notebook, and replied to Xia He without raising his head.
"Oh!" Xia He agreed, got up and ran away
, before leaving, I didn't forget to snatch the magic wand from the hands of the two old men.
Looking at Xia He, who had already left, Lu Changxian let out a long breath, sat on the bed with a deflated breath, and then said: "I said, Old Man Xia, don't you embarrass me? Don't say that this little master of your family is only thirteen years old, just talk about this appearance..."
As soon as he heard this, Old Man Xia instantly exploded: "What's the matter? My young master is thirteen years old, and you didn't accept a younger one a few days ago?"
"That kid was forcibly stuffed in by Bai Lao, and I can't help it, besides, that little guy has a good relationship with the young master of the Luo family. Lu Changxian lowered his voice, peeked around with his eyes, and whispered.
"The Luo family... Could it be...?" Old Man Xia said to his lips, and then the whole person was stunned.
Lu Changxian nodded in affirmation.
"Alas, no, where is my Xia boy not good? Anyway, he is also one of the shareholders of Yi Neng, and his status is higher than that of you, the principal, so why can't it. ”
"Well, that's not what I said... The main reason is that your Xia boy's appearance is neat, that's really... It's a disaster..."The last sentence Lu Changxian didn't say, but everyone understood the meaning, that is, if Xia He entered Yi Neng Academy, the academy might be harmed by Xia He.
As he spoke, Lu Changxian suddenly remembered something, and the pen in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.
"That's... Your little master just went to the bathroom...?"
"It seems to be—" Old Man Xia swallowed with difficulty.
The two old men glanced at each other, and both saw a trace of cold sweat on each other's foreheads, and then they all breathed a long sigh of relief, and then their eyes flashed with gossip.
"So which toilet do you guess Xia Boy will go to?" Lu Changxian put down his notebook and said.
"This... I really don't know... I haven't thought about this topic either. ”
"Old man, to tell you the truth, I'm really envious, alas, reincarnation is worthy of a technical job, if the old boy I gave birth to this appearance back then, I would never pick up a-stirring stick to fight the world, but set my life goal to go all over the world's women's toilets..."
Old Man Xia: Lying in a groove... Who are these people around me?
Then go and hide the old fellow in the dark, and learn from him what the thirty-two phases are. Lu Changxian pretended to stroke the beard that didn't exist on his chin.
"What do you want to learn what to do?" Old Man Xia expressed his doubts, the thirty-two phases of Buddhism are useless at all, and they can only change the strange thing of the lower appearance...
"You don't know this, in fact, there is only one thing we want to learn, that is, Yin Tibetan Phase, and if you learn to play Ying'er, you can shrink the yang into the abdomen... Tsk tsk. As he spoke, Lu Changxian couldn't help but smack his tongue.
"But I really don't know where that play can go, after all, I have eighteen centimeters, old man..."
"In this way, you can go even further and transfer the women's toilet to a higher level of men's holy land, that is, the women's bathhouse!"
Looking at Lu Changxian, who was gushing in place, Old Man Xia silently moved away from a position, I... Don't know this guy!
"Woc, give you advice, what are you running, you secretly talk to your little master at night, boys in this period, energetic, presumably... Tsk, as for my request, I have a miniature camera here......"
Master Xia
Son: Don't look at me! I don't know this thing!
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Lu Changxian was right, at this time, Xia He was facing an extremely difficult problem...
No, the events that appeared in the vast transformation text didn't happen here in Xia He at all, or Xia He is just a boy, how can he have the idea of going to the women's bathroom?
So Xia He decisively walked into the men's toilet.
"WOC, let me tell you, I'm really angry today!" In the men's toilet, Xu Chengjie stood in front of the urinal and peed.
"That's right, Chen Ming's bastard lied to us that there is a rich woman, a rich woman? What about a rich woman?tm swooped over!" Yang Hao took off his big pants.
"Alas... That's life, that's what... Life... Where there are girls, where are there girls..."Yang Hao pretended to be in pain and covered his chest.
"Dig a groove and go to the toilet, can you not play so much!" Xu Chengjie couldn't help but complain, this product was not idle in the morning, he stretched out his feet while sitting, not to mention, there were so many scenes in the toilet.
Xia He pinched the black card in his hand, calculated the time when Old Man Xia left, and turned around and entered the men's bathroom.
Waist-length hair floated behind him.
Yang Hao, who was going to the toilet, suddenly sniffled, the smell of a woman!
In ancient times, there was a practice of smelling fragrance and knowing women, and Yang Hao said that he had done it himself.
It's not a special function to ejaculate, but the nose is more sensitive than the average person, plus now women have a smell of lotion and shampoo from time to time...
Well, it is not excluded that there is such a strange thing as Xia He.
Yang Hao subconsciously turned his head, and then his mouth opened the size of a goose egg.
Then he rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
He saw a Lori "girl" who could almost be described as perfect, and slowly walked into the men's bathroom with her head down, her long eye-catching hair hanging down behind her.
Well, it's a bad review without a giant ○!
The focus doesn't seem right, right?
It's a long life!! this is a men's toilet, hey!!
Yang Hao turned around inintuitively.
"Dig the groove dead Yang Hao, you pee on my clothes, this is a new !! bought today"
"Girl, girl, girl... Goddess... Lori!" Yang Hao's mouth was speechless, and finally expressed it, Changshu breathed a sigh.
And Xia He sighed in his heart when he heard this, and then suddenly found that his long hair was hanging behind him...
quickly got into the private room and locked the door, and then Xia He leaned against the door and covered his chest and panted continuously.
TMD... It's just so exciting...
Something is wrong, I'm a man, what am I hiding?
Xia He suddenly came to his senses, I just was... Subconsciously think of yourself as a woman?
No, no, I'm thinking about the hearts or physical health of the majority of boys.
So do you want to open the door now and invite the two people from outside to come in in in harmony and friendliness?
And then after the two of them were teased by Xia He, they didn't want to think that they could do something in-depth...
Take out something bigger than you and pee in front of the two of you?
Thinking that the two of them showed an expression of doubting life and having nothing to love, Xia He suddenly laughed stupidly.
Something like this... It's the most interesting~