Chapter 361: Small Belly Chicken Intestines

"Your Majesty, the matter of An Yuguo's rain break in recent months has been investigated, as for the reason...... The reason for this ......"

Yu Bo looked up at the Jade Emperor who was frowning impatiently in the stands, and stopped talking with a look on his face.

"What do you say, what are you doing with grinding and chirping?"

Seeing the appearance of this little old man of the Jade Emperor as an irritable old brother, Yu Bo didn't dare to explain the reason in front of the civil and military immortals, his mouth was snorting, and his forehead was sweating.

"This ...... It's hard to say this minister, so it's better for your Majesty to see for yourself......"

After saying that, Yu Bo bent down and lowered his head and didn't dare to look at the Jade Emperor anymore, and held the small book of recording work in his hand high in front of his head.

The brows were fiercely tangled, and the Jade Emperor found that this matter was not as simple as he imagined, staring at the old dragon king who had already felt that something was wrong and was trembling on his knees, his thoughts were flying, trying to think of something.

One breath, two breaths...... After ten breaths, the Jade Emperor gave up the struggle, rubbed his temples with a faint pain, and glanced at the Tai Bai Xing, who was half-open and half-closed on the side, as if he was deserting in his sleep.

Rentai Bai Xing is also a second person, desertion is desertion, but the attention on the Jade Emperor has not decreased by a fraction, from receiving the Jade Emperor's eyes to bowing down to receive the order, no more than two seconds before and after.

Don't look at the age of others, they are no worse than young peopleβ€”β€”β€”β€” Zhao Hongyi.

With both hands, he took the small notebook in Yu Bo's hand to record his work, Tai Baixing turned around and climbed down the stairs to the hall, and handed the small notebook in his hand to the Jade Emperor.

After the Jade Emperor took it, Tai Bai Xing turned around and slipped away without stopping, and returned to his position in three or two steps at a speed that was extremely inconsistent with his age, and his eyes continued to be half-open and half-closed, entering a state of watching the play that had nothing to do with him.

Looking at the old dragon king's face of his dead son, and the appearance that Yu Bo didn't dare to breathe, the old fritter Tai Bai Xing knew that it would be no good to stay by the Jade Emperor's side at this time.

And if nothing else, it won't be long before the Jade Emperor's small book in his hand will be dropped by him......

"Smack~!"

fell on the floor of the main hall and slid all the way to the pile of immortals.

"Bastard thing, all the consequences of his An Yuguo are all his own doing, this rain can't fall!"

On the stage, the Jade Emperor seemed to be reminded of some unbearable memories by this Yubo small book, and when he took the case, his old face turned red with anger, and he looked even more angry than Zhen Hao and Sun Wukong pointing at him and scolding him.

Offstage, in the face of the thunderous Jade Emperor, all the immortals were terrified, and they didn't dare to attract half of the Jade Emperor's attention at this time.

Even the innocent Yu Bo didn't dare to move, and he didn't dare to find his little book that he didn't know where to slip.

"Croaking ......"

The mouth was chattering, and the lord of An Yu Country somehow offended the Jade Emperor, and was scolded by the Jade Emperor who recalled the past for a full five minutes and twelve seconds.

After scolding enough, scolding enough, and scolding tired, the Jade Emperor threw himself on the dragon chair carved from the 10,000-year-old cold crystal in a huff.

Impatiently, the old dragon king and Yu Bo waved their hands at His Highness who didn't dare to move, and forcibly suppressed the killing intent in their hearts.

"Old Dragon King, I don't know what you do, let you go this time, don't mention this matter again, go back to be your Dragon King of the East China Sea honestly, and don't be nosy. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The kneeling and trembling old dragon king in the main hall was grateful, crying and kowtowing violently, looking a little crazy.

However, this is understandable, he was already ready to die on the guillotine, and then the stump was confiscated as food.

Just now I was still thinking in my heart that I hoped that the immortal who went under the knife could be cleaner and neater, so that he would suffer less pain.

At the same time, I also hope that the god of food who cooks his dragon liver and dragon meat can take care of him, put less chili peppers and less salt, and he likes to eat lighter ......

Even if he was eaten, he hoped that he could die as he liked......

But the old dragon king never expected that this Jade Emperor was about to explode, and he could still save his life and let him continue to live.

Huge surprises and fears came to my heart at the same time, which also caused the old dragon king to cry and laugh like he is now.

"Okay, the Lord of the Sea is crying and crying in front of all the immortals, go back quickly, don't make a noise here. ”

"Yes, yes, the old minister won't cry, the old minister will go back, and the old minister will retire!"

Don't dare to stay longer, the old dragon king responded with his mouth, and at the same time swayed and got up, dragging his trembling legs and stomach and wanted to leave.

"Stop!"

The sound of stopping suddenly sounded, and the old dragon king was stunned, and one of them almost fell to the ground.

Steady his body and look up in the direction of the sound, only to see the person who made the sound...... The monkey is the Monkey King on the beam of the main hall.

Sun Wukong was holding a small book in his hand at this time and looking back at it, grinning with teeth on his face, and glancing at the Jade Emperor from time to time who looked a little flustered, his eyes were full of contempt.

This small book is Yu Bo's work record, and after sliding all the way to the pile, he was secretly passed by Sun Wukong, who had long been curious about this matter.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, but it turns out that it is still an old problem, and when they were still learning from the scriptures, the four of them encountered this situation.

Waving his hand, he threw this Yu Bo's work diary into the hall: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, after so many years, you are still ......"

"Monkey King!"

The Jade Emperor shouted angrily, interrupting Sun Wukong's revelations, and then threatened with a gloomy face: "I advise you to think about what you say and do, and don't provoke killing because of the quick tongue of your tongue...... Woe to you!"

"Woe, so what? What can you do with my old grandson?" Sun Wukong smiled disdainfully, buckled his nose, and fired an indescribable cloud towards the Jade Emperor.

"I am the Lord of the Three Realms, you humiliate me so unknowingly, I will use all the power of the Three Realms to kill you!"

"Oh, you're so fierce, I'm so scared, I'm about to be scared to death by you~!"

Sun Wukong clasped his hands on his chest, looked timid, and looked at the Jade Emperor aggrievedly: "If you don't let you say it, you won't let it be said, what are you fierce, I can't listen to you." ”

The Jade Emperor, who snorted coldly in his nasal voice, felt that he had successfully stood up, held his head high: "Even if you are a monkey, you can still ...... knowledge"

"I will never say that you are because they knocked over your offering table, so you are so careful that you are angry and want to kill them...... Ah, I accidentally said it, what can I do~!"

The group of cowardice that he said on his lips, but Sun Wukong smiled disdainfully on his face, his nostrils were buttoned just now, and now he changed his ears and fired an indescribable cloud towards the Jade Emperor again.

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was exposed by the monkey, and the Jade Emperor was furious: "Come on, come on! Knock down that monkey's head!"

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor turned his head to look at the squinting Taishang Laojun: "Again and again, this is the third time that this monkey head has collided with me, Lao Jun must not intercede for this monkey again, I will never agree!"

Taishang Laojun: "......"

I wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, I decided not to say anything.

The Jade Emperor is determined to move Sun Wukong!

The immortals in the hall were shocked, you look at me, I will look at you, and then they all stepped forward, without ink, pulled out axes, knives and sticks, and prepared to start.

"Wait~!"

Seeing that a crowd brawl was about to appear in front of him, Zhen Hao, as a pioneer of justice, naturally couldn't let it go.

And this matter is indeed the Jade Emperor is too careful.

Pulling away from the immortals who looked back at him, Zhen Hao walked to the center of the hall with his head held high, and stood beside the old dragon king of the East China Sea, who was stiff and didn't know if he could go.

"Why did you come out again? What do you want to do?"

Zhen Hao, who stood up, made the Jade Emperor's head almost big, he couldn't beat him, he couldn't scold, and he wanted to cry with grievances.

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"Thanks, I don't do it. Zhen Hao raised his head with his chest up, his palm in front of him, and refused the Jade Emperor's bribe.

With a straight face, he said: "I don't think you did the right thing in this matter, then the lord of An Yu Country will definitely not lift your offering table for no reason, there must be something unspeakable, or just impulsive." ”

"I know that you must be angry when you are slapped by mortals, and you feel that your Jade Emperor's personality has been insulted, but you should investigate it in general, right?"

"One person does things and one person is responsible, so if the lord of An Yu really deliberately overturned your offering table, won't it be over if you get him, what are you doing with the innocent people?

"Good spirits are not bad spirits, you look at your little belly and chicken intestines, it's not a shame. ”

Beside him, during Zhen Hao's eloquent conversation, the old dragon king opened his mouth in horror, his eyes were round, and his gaze at Zhen Hao was like seeing his father alive, his brain was buzzing, and he didn't know what kind of god this immortal he had never seen was.

Subsequently, Zhen Hao's speech ended, especially the last sentence with a little disgust, which made the old dragon king even more frightened, and his eyes when he looked at Zhen Hao changed, as if he was looking at his father's ashes.

On the stage, the Jade Emperor was taught by Zhen Hao's rhetoric, his face was red, his forehead was exposed, his mind was dizzy, his head was "shy", and he was full of "guilt" to the distressed old heart and liver gasping for breath, almost "guilty" to the point of having a heart attack.

The Queen Mother on the side was distressed to death, and quickly took out a golden elixir from her arms and stuffed it into the mouth of the Jade Emperor.

Jin Dan melted in his mouth, the curative effect was first-class, the redness on the Jade Emperor's face and the green tendons on his roots slowly faded, and he closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

After a while, although the appearance of the Jade Emperor was much better than the appearance of the one who was about to crack just now, but after the face rose and faded, there was a weak paleness, and the Queen Mother clenched her little hands in distress.

The more she thought about it for a while, the more angry she became, and the more she thought about it when she took a step back, the more she lost, the Queen Mother's mentality exploded completely, and she turned her head and glared at Zhen Hao angrily: "Zhen Xiao......"

As soon as two words popped out of his mouth, the Jade Emperor, who closed his eyes and gasped, hurriedly stretched out his hand and grabbed the Queen Mother, opened his eyes with great difficulty, turned his head weakly, and looked at Zhen Hao, who was upright in the hall.

He waved his hand weakly: "Elder Zhen Yue, what you say is what you say, the widow is really wrong." ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor turned his head to look at Yu Bo who was trembling on the side: "Uncle Yu, this matter will be left to you, draw up a rain charter, and give them as much as they lack, go ahead......"

Yu Bo bowed deeply, made a promise, and then picked up Sun Wukong's work diary thrown on the ground, and trotted all the way out for a field trip.

Passing by the side opened his mouth wide in shock, his eyes bulged out, and his eyeballs were about to pop out, looking at Zhen Hao was like looking at the old dragon king of the East China Sea who was alive with his grandfather, and waved him out by the way.

Outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the old dragon king of the East China Sea, who was stiff and driven by Yu Bo, came to life the moment he came into contact with the sun.

"Rain God, who is the person in that temple just now? Why is that...... So arrogant? Even the old man who took him with Yu ......"

Waving his hand to push away the old dragon king who had returned to normal, Yu Bo straightened his wrinkled official uniform, raised his head with his hands behind his back, and restored his boss's style.

Glancing at the old dragon king who was full of curiosity, he said lightly: "Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think, what you should do and what you should do, knowing too much is not good for you." ”

"Yes, yes~!It's the fault of the little god, blame me for being too talkative, I should be beaten!" The old dragon king followed behind Yu Bo with a flattering face, and his big hand was moderately strong, and he slapped his distorted old face "heavily".

It's just that there is not a single slap mark left on his face, only a vague flush.

Seeing that this old dragon king was an old slap in the face, he first whipped the air at a very fast speed, letting out bursts of whistling, and then at the moment when he was close to his cheek, he hurriedly reduced his attack power, pumping the compressed air in his palm on his face, and let out a crisp and loud sonic boom.

Immediately after, the slap slapped on the face almost at the same time as the sonic boom, giving the impression of being super hard.

It doesn't have much power at all.

"Zhen Aiqing, what do you think of the result of this treatment? Are you still satisfied? You can't let me come forward to apologize to them again, right?"

The Jade Emperor whispered, he had long since lost the domineering attitude he had when he first saw Zhen Hao, and his last edge and corner were completely smoothed out by a brick named Zhen Hao, and he ...... It's rounded.

"The handling is okay, the action is decisive, no nonsense. As for apologizing, there is no need, no matter what you say, you are also the Lord of the Three Realms. ”

"Well, it's not too early, let's retreat from the dynasty if there's nothing to do, it's all scattered......"

The Four Heavenly Kings have not yet arrived, how can Zhen Hao let this Jade Emperor Lao Er slip away, and waved his hand.

"No~!You can't just leave!"

"Are you finished? I promised you what you wanted, what else do you want to do?" The Jade Emperor had just lifted his ass of half a centimeter and fell weakly on the dragon chair again, with a look of wanting to cry without tears.

I know you're Zhen Hao, but you don't have such a bully, right?!

In front of so many people, he always brushed the Jade Emperor's face, and Zhen Hao also felt that he was a little excessive.

But if he doesn't step down the Four Heavenly Kings and explode his mentality, he will beat all four of them to death, and he will not be happy in his heart.

There is no way, I can only temporarily wronged the little old man of the Jade Emperor.

Zhen Hao scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "What about this...... Actually, it's not a big deal. ”

"It's not a big deal, you can decide for yourself, you can find who you want to use, you don't have to ask me. ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor wanted to get up and slip away, he swore that as long as Zhen Hao went to court in this life, he would pretend to be sick and not go to court!

"Alas~!Don't worry, this is actually a big deal. ”

Sitting down +3, the Jade Emperor's fist clenched and loosened, clenched again, gritted his teeth and said, "Say!"

A certain will fly immeasurably: only one word was spoken, it was indeed a word, there was nothing wrong with it.

"You have already arranged for the living, but you can't take care of the souls who died because of you, no matter what, you have to say hello to the underworld, so that they can have a good birth in the next life. ”

In fact, this matter is not big or small, and it is naturally not a trivial matter related to reincarnation, but it is not a big deal for these 1,800 people to be reincarnated.

Speaking of which, Zhen Hao still wants to take this opportunity to buy more time, who would think that these four heavenly kings don't have a sense of time.

Zhen Hao scratched his head, his own selfishness always troubles the Jade Emperor, speaking of which......

It's embarrassing.

"That's what you're talking about......? Forget it. ”

I wanted to say a few words, but after thinking about it carefully, the Jade Emperor decided not to say it, cherish life, stay away from Zhen Hao, and say less about it.

Turning his head to look at Tai Bai Xing on the side, the old man could understand the meaning of the other party with a single look.

took a step forward, bowed and saluted, Tai Bai Xing said "No", then waved the dust, walked quickly to the outside of the hall, and stopped to say hello with a smile when he passed by Zhen Hao.

It probably means that you are busy with you, and I have something to do here, so I will go first.

One thing is over in just two hundred words, Zhen Hao was dumbfounded, looking at the Jade Emperor sitting on the dragon chair, his expression was a little dazed.

has changed, the little old man of the Jade Emperor has changed, when he first went to heaven, this old guy may have said that it was a fierce quarrel of 1,800 words at every turn, but now it is like this...... So decadent, he has really changed......

"Ladies and gentlemen, do you have anything to say? ”

The Jade Emperor asked again, this time even Zhen Hao was speechless, and he didn't know what reason there was to stop the Jade Emperor from retreating.

Seeing that Zhen Hao also died down, the Jade Emperor breathed a sigh of relief, and the corners of his mouth even hooked up a smile: "Since there is nothing to do, then ......"

"Heavenly King, the four Heavenly Kings, you can't go in, Your Majesty is now in the early dynasty, you allow me to report first. ”

"Get out of the way! If you dare to block the way, I will pick your fairy baby!"

"That's right, you don't look at who we are, who are you, you dare to block our way, you are looking for death!"

"Get out of the way, Xiao Xiaotian will be so blind, who is your boss?! I want you to eat together and walk around!"

"Get out of the way!"

......

There was a commotion outside the door, Zhen Hao was overjoyed, the hearts of the immortals were shocked, and the smile on the Jade Emperor's face stiffened again.

The Four Heavenly Kings who came to sue have finally arrived!

Everyone followed the sound and saw that the goalkeeper just now was struggling to open his arms to stop the Four Heavenly Kings who were rampage towards the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

Because there are no vegetarian guys in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, no stupid beep will break into it, so in order to save money, the Jade Emperor did not arrange heavy guards, but only made a symbolic appearance and arranged a young general to report the matter.

What? You said that Sun Wukong broke into it back then?

Like Sun Wukong, is there any difference between arranging one and arranging 10,000?

Therefore, this leads to the fact that only this young general is the only one who is blocking the Four Heavenly Kings now.

Although the mana of the Four Heavenly Kings is imprisoned by Erlang God, but the identity and status are here, and the gatekeeper can only rely on brute force to block it, and he does not dare to use his mana, otherwise these Four Heavenly Kings will definitely not be able to eat and walk around in the future.

didn't use mana, the goalkeeper had limited ability, and he struggled to stop these two, but the two over there took the opportunity to sneak into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall from the side.

The young general was shocked, and hurriedly turned around to stop the two who slipped over, and then the two who were originally stopped also took the opportunity to sneak into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.