Chapter 645

"I'm your grandma!fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"I felt that a sugar gourd was blocked in my throat, and I couldn't swallow the tears in my heart. This troupe, this drama is suffocating!"

"I was working overtime, waiting for my colleagues to coordinate the data, and I clicked into this live broadcast and cried like a fool in the quiet office. I don't know why, but seeing Xiao Laizi die is like seeing his own future. ”

He ran away and ruined the field, and was punished by the master for handstands and handstands; he claimed to be not afraid of anything; he swore that he would eat rock sugar gourds as food; he saw the infinite scenery of horns, he took out one rock sugar gourd after another from his pocket, stuffed them into his mouth one after another, and hanged himself in the place where he practiced...... He knew he couldn't make it, and he despaired of life. ”

"Upstairs, not despair. He followed Xiaodouzi back to the troupe, which shows that he still has a dream. Since he can come back, he must be ready to be beaten, and maybe at some point he has also made up his mind to become a corner.

It's just that when he saw the master beating Xiaodouzi to death, he was afraid. He was afraid that on the road to becoming a horn in the future, there would be countless such beatings waiting for him. So he took out the sugar gourd - that was his magic weapon for escapism.

He ate up the last sugar gourd, and also used up the last bit of fantasy for a better life. Maybe he knew it in his heart before he died, and the future might be good, but he didn't want to go on with it—it was too difficult for now. ”

"I could have held back the peat upstairs, but when I saw your comment on this sand sculpture, I cried out at once. Don't be so real, don't say a word about my life!"

"An art dog, I started learning to draw at the age of seven, and I am twenty-four years old this year. Over the years, my family has invested a lot in providing for me, and I am unemployed after graduating this year. Looking at my mother's bent back and seeing the white hair in my father's hair, my heart was infinitely sour. The future may be really good, but the present is really too difficult. For countless nights, I thought about whether I should stick to my childhood ideals, or choose to escape completely like Xiao Laizi and be a walking dead with a dead soul. ”

"Fuck, this scene is so depressing to watch! I feel like an invisible hand is covering my mouth and nose, which makes people suffocate!"

Xiao Laizi's death, like a big scale, suppressed the hearts of the audience!

Background.

Looking at the rolling barrage, Li Shixin smiled.

A bunch of sentimental little leeks.

Is this depressing?

This......

Where is it!

"Teacher Li, get ready. ”

Hearing a greeting beside him, Li Shixin hurriedly put down his mobile phone and waved his hand at everyone.

"This scene is a good performance, and the most important foreshadowing is here. ”

"Okay, just look at it!"

As everyone responded, the plot of the fourth act of "Farewell My Concubine" began;

The hardships and tiredness of learning art will make people not even have time to mourn the loss of their companions.

After the funeral of Xiao Laizi, the troupe returned to its original state, as if nothing had happened.

Taking advantage of the gap between the practice, Master Guan told the apprentices about the play "Farewell My Concubine";

The overlord of Chu is an invincible hero in the world, but God can't fulfill him. was ambushed by the Han army on all sides, allowing Liu Bang to be trapped to death. That night, Liu Bang asked his subordinates to sing the song of Chu for a night, and the soldiers of the Chu army thought that Liu Bang had won the land of Chu, and the army scattered and rushed to flee for their lives.

Even if people have all kinds of abilities, they can't defeat the destiny of heaven after all.

The overlord of Chu, who dominated the first generation, was left with only a woman and a horse by his side in the end.

He asked Yu Ji to flee for her life, but Yu Ji refused. She poured wine for the overlord for the last time, danced the sword for the overlord for the last time, and then drew the sword and killed herself.

Master Guan thinks that there is a truth in singing and being a human being in this play, and that people must be self-fulfilling.

Xiaodouzi realized that he would definitely practice hard in the future.

Soon after, the eunuch Zhang Gonggong of the former dynasty celebrated his birthday and was going to hold a church meeting. The manager of the opera garden took the job and came to the troupe to pick people.

He took a fancy to Xiaodouzi who was practicing at a glance, but as soon as Xiaodouzi opened his mouth, he sang the sentence "I am a female Jiao'e" wrongly.

When the manager heard this, he sneered and shook his head, then turned to leave.

Seeing that Master Guan's business that he had so much to please was messed up by Xiaodouzi, Xiao Shi, who was the senior brother, shed tears in a hurry.

"That manager, that master! This kid is not usually like this, that master stays, that master stays!"

Looking at the humble master, the little stone moved.

He snatched the cigarette pouch pot from the master's hand and dragged the little bean.

On his face full of tears and sweat, with unbearability and ruthlessness, he gritted his teeth!

"Open your mouth, open your mouth!"

The first time he saw his senior brother who was so violent to him, Xiaodouzi subconsciously opened his mouth.

"I'm making you wrong!"

Huang Cancan's cigarette pouch pot poked into the stunned little bean's mouth.

"I'll make you wrong!

As the thick and long cigarette pouch pot was stirring violently, the corner of the frightened little bean left a trace of blood on the corner of his mouth.

When the brothers saw that the brother was angry, they all understood what he meant. They put up a posture in the hope that the manager would give them another chance.

At this moment, the little bean with blood marks on the corner of his mouth opened his mouth again.

This time, he finally sang the lyrics correctly.

"The little nun is twenty-eight years old, and Master Zheng Qingchun Cup has shaved her hair.

I'm a woman, not a man.

Why is the waist tied with yellow silk and wearing a straight jacket. Seeing the couples sprinkled, a pair of brocade wore Luo.

I can't help but feel anxious, and the slave pulls the robe... Break!"

Looking at the beautiful young man, wearing a costume and singing while walking, the manager of the theater was stunned.

"Good!"

It took a long time for him to stretch out his palm, clap it gently, and call out hello.

But in the live broadcast page, seeing the beautiful little bean at this time, netizens who have always licked their faces were silent.

"The singing is so good, and the figure is so beautiful, but at this moment I don't want to say a word. ”

Xiaodouzi finally sang the right words, but he finally lost himself. ”

"Stuffing the cigarette bag pot this section...... It's a metaphor......, isn't it?

"Well, it's a metaphor. was stuffed with a cigarette bag pot by the senior brother, and Xiaodouzi finally sang this "Sifan" correctly. This is a strange physical rape and mental castration of him. forcibly made him accept the fact that he was going to exist as a woman in the troupe. As a drama major, I just want to kneel down when I see this paragraph. Brothers, remember this paragraph, the dramatic beauty, metaphors, and changes are at their peak in this paragraph!"

"I thought about it for a long time, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt that the metamorphosis was chilling! Who was wrong in this play? The manager was right, his duty was to choose a good troupe to sing for Zhang Gonggong. The master is right, he runs a troupe just to survive. Senior brother Xiaoshi is right, the reason why he was rude to Xiaodouzi was to save the situation, in order to prevent Xiaodouzi from being beaten to death by the master. Xiaodouzi is wrong? He shouldn't insist on his personality in such an environment? After thinking about it, I realized that it was the wrong time. ”

"I watched the whole time with tears in my eyes. Where's this drama? This is tear gas, damn it!"

Is "Farewell My Concubine" tear gas?

Apparently yes.

In Li Shixin's last life, the film adapted by Li Bihua of the same name can be said to be the brightest star in Chinese film history.

At the same time, it is also a complete tragedy!

It's just that netizens who have cried like dogs can't imagine that the biggest tear gas in the fourth act is not here.

In the midst of a boiling barrage, the plot of the fourth act came to the end;

The troupe got the opportunity to perform in the church, and Xiaodouzi also appeared on stage. The excerpt of "Farewell My Concubine" made Zhang Gonggong extremely satisfied.

Looking at the glamorous and dignified "Yu Ji" on the stage, the corners of the mouth of the elderly father-in-law Zhang drooled. Let his subordinates give Master Guan a reward for a reward.

At this time, Xiaoshi and Xiaodouzi, who were wandering around the house after the performance, found a sword in Zhang's father-in-law's study.

Looking at the sharp and mighty sword, he had just completed his first debut in his life, and he successfully played the overlord Xiao Shiping's heroism.

"Hey, if King Chu had this sword, he would have slaughtered Liu Bang a long time ago and become the emperor. At that time, you were the mother of the main palace!"

Seeing his brother's favorite fiddling with the sword, Little Beanzi carefully remembered the appearance of the sword in his heart.

"Senior brother, I will give you this sword. ”

He made a promise to his brother.

But at this moment, Grandpa Zhang's people found Xiaodouzi. According to the old rules, he was sent to Grandpa Zhang's room.

Looking at the delicate and agile little bean with a face still on his face, the crazy father-in-law Zhang scared the little bean back again and again.

After playing a little trick on the relics of the former dynasty and collecting the urine of Xiaodouzi like a baby, the old man of the former dynasty who was castrated and entered the palace since he was a child, and pressed the frightened Xiaodouzi on the bed.

Seeing that crazy old pervert, he grabbed Xiaodouzi and threw it on the bed, and the netizens who were abused for three scenes from beginning to end completely collapsed!

"Nima! Dog screenwriter, how can you abuse your heart?!

"It's too much, it's too much, it's too much! If you don't kill people too much, you can't leave a crack in people's hearts?!, my phone is broken!"

"As a steel guardian who came over from the era of Yan Baoxia, I say that Xinye has indeed gone too far this time! This Nima is no longer tearing up beautiful things, this is fucking pouring dung on beautiful things!"

"Brothers, don't stop me, the killing intent has been decided! I'm in Tianjin now, and I'll drive to the Beijing Tea Bean Studio Center immediately. Xinye's old life, I will collect it for you tonight!"

"Wait for me in front, I'm in Tangshan. I've already bought my ticket!"

"The Northeast macho has already booked a ticket, brothers, if you want to go first, please hold down that old thing!

Drip!

Receive negative cheer points, 341254 points!

Backstage, seeing the barrage rolling in the mobile phone, Li Shixin shuddered fiercely.

"Little ...... 1234567！”

"Huh?"

With Li Shixin's call, Zhang Shuo, who was sitting in the backstage waiting for help, Chen Antang and the other seven sons of Shixin raised their heads in unison.

"Put what you have in your hands. ”

"Huh?"

"Go to the door and keep guard, start here, no one is allowed to come in the backstage of the studio!"

"Whew!"

After getting Li Shixin's order, Shixin's seven sons got up in a hurry and walked out of the door of the studio.

Seeing the seven godsons guarding the door, Li Shixin's beating old heart stabilized.

┗(▔灬▔)┛

The old man has a righteous son to protect the Dharma, what can you leeks do to me?!

"Teacher Li, get ready, it's time for you soon. ”

Hearing the reminder of the on-site choreographer on the side, Li Shixin retracted his thoughts and nodded.

"You guys go first, I've got to put on some makeup. ”

"Okay, hurry up, there's still three minutes. ”

Zhi Ying left the choreographer, and Li Shixin silently walked to a corner of the backstage.

After confirming that there was no one around, he fumbled and pulled out a plastic bag from his arms.

Inside, there was a small red pill.

It was he who got it by lottery before, but he has always kept it close to him and never used it, Hui Yan Dan!

Gently snorting and sniffing the strange fragrance emitted by the pill, Li Shixin took a deep breath.

Then, take a bite!

Drip!

The current user is using a buff item: [Rejuvenation Pill] one-quarter portion.

Turn on the buff effect: restore the user's peak appearance in a short time!

Appearance has been restored to: 22 years old.

Time remaining: 1:09:59

With a series of system gain prompts in his ears, Li Shixin stood up silently.

Under the reflection of the dim backstage basic lighting, in an abandoned mirror beside him, a face as warm as jade and peerless elegance emerged!