On my first day at work, I didn't do anything serious, and I made a net profit of 600 with soy sauce, which is a good job, even if I wear a lantern, it is not easy to find.

As the intermediary boss said, the most terrifying thing in the world is not a cow, a ghost, a god and a snake, but a poor word.

So, it only took me a few seconds to persuade myself to compromise with reality.

I put six hundred pieces in my pocket, and there was the roar of a car behind me, and when I turned my head, Shen Yihuan drove an Audi trot out of the gate.

", the latest sports car, it's better than the female No. 1, I've done this job, I love to work. ”

I unconsciously began to hum a little song, and suddenly remembered Sun Baldzi, now that Shen Yihuan has left the funeral home, I went to find Sun Bald at this time to ask about the matter, just to come to hide from the world.

I rounded the path to the door of the cremation room, and was greeted by a burnt smell, the smell of burning corpses.

As soon as I stepped into the door with my front feet, I heard the sound of crying behind me.

I hurriedly got out of the way and let the mourning crowd behind me in.

A few minutes later, a group of people came out with a small black box, this time without crying, and their expressions became very dull.

After they went away, I hesitated, I always felt that such a place was too unfortunate and not suitable for talking about human affairs, and I thought that I would ask Sun Bald out to talk about it another day.

"It's all here, come in and warm up. ”

Sun Bald's voice came from inside, and I stretched out half of my head to look, but I didn't see him.

I hated it so much, I had seen politeness, but I had never seen such politeness, and I even shouted to invite people to the cremation room to warm up.

I moved my muscles a few times, tried to relax as much as I could, and slowly walked into the cremation room.

The layout inside is very different from what I imagined, I thought it was a big fire kang inside, covered with an iron fence on the top, and briquettes piled up below.

But now I see individual cages, similar in shape to the ovens in the bakery, except that they are larger and have an exhaust duct connected to the top.

"You're better at coming, wait for you to get older. Sun Bald waved at me, meaning to let me come closer.

Trembling through the gaps in a few body bags, Sun Bald slammed open the door to a crematorium, and slowly ejected a pile of sparkling broken bones from inside.

This is the first time in my life that I have seen a human body burned to ashes, and I immediately feel dry and helpless.

"What are you doing in a daze? Take a shovel and shoot broken bones into powder, do you know how to shoot them? It's like shooting cucumbers at home. Sun Bald was a little impatient, and he was already preparing to push the next one into the crematorium.

"Bald man, you speak politely, these are human bones, you should respect them. ”

"Bullshit, you can't burn bastards and don't talk nonsense, they were a person when they were alive, and they weren't after they hung up, and they weren't even burned to ashes, no different from the bones of cats and dogs. ”

Suddenly, I smelled a little wine from Sun Bald's mouth, and sure enough, there was a half-bottle of leftover Erguotou thrown on the body bag next to him, just rushing to this operation, he really didn't treat the body as a human being, if it was replaced by someone else, no one would dare to throw the wine bottle on the corpse at will.

"Damn, you're burning and in a daze, hurry up and smash the box while it's hot, and your family is waiting outside the door. Sun Bald opened his throat and scolded me.

As soon as I closed my eyes, I swung a shovel and smashed my bones, but in my heart I was silently thinking that everything was instructed by Sun Baldzi, and there was injustice and hatred to find him.

"Master Bald, I have something to do with you, I want to ask you ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, in this place, burning people is the biggest business, don't talk about other useless things. ”

As he spoke, Sun Bald pushed a corpse into the crematorium, grabbed the second pot head on the body bag and took a few bites.

I've never seen the cremation process before, and I can't help but be curious to lie down in front of the observation port and peek inside.

I saw a few tubes spewing out a yellowish liquid, and in an instant the corpse was surrounded by flames, and the body bag was burned, revealing the corpse inside, and then the hair was ignited, and then the skin was burned, turning out red blood.

"Hey, you kid is quite fat, you dare to lie here and watch, you will be scared to pee your pants for a while. Bald Sun threw the bottle on the body bag again and winked at me.

Suddenly, I had the illusion that Sun Bald was not a cremator, but a boilermaker, his old cheeks were a little dusty, his clothes were even more tattered, and even the cloth shoes on his feet showed his toes.

"Actually, there's nothing to be afraid of, I'm going to be much calmer than just now. "I'm still looking at the crematorium, hoping to see how the human body turns into bones.

Suddenly, the corpse in the crematorium sat up suddenly, and its face was burned so miserably that it could be described as bleeding from the seven orifices, which was really terrifying.

"Corpse!" I quickly retreated, and due to the unsteady center of gravity, the whole person fell to the other spirit bed.

"I'm going to write back. Sun Bald grabbed me and twisted the button on the crematorium.

Suddenly, the fire in the crematorium became more ferocious, and in the blink of an eye, the corpse that had just sat up lay down again.

"Shouting, Shen Diao Chan didn't teach you the rules here, thanks to my boldness, otherwise I would have been scared to death by you. Sun Bald looked at me with a grunt.

"But the man really sat up just now......

"Nonsense, whoever goes in has to sit up, and when the fire burns the tendons in the person, you can't sit up. ”

Sun Bald's words are not painful or itchy, obviously he has seen too many of such situations.

I patted myself lightly on the chest, gasping for air, and when I was calm, I decided to ask something serious.

"Bald, I want to ask you something. I took out the Huazi I had prepared in advance and handed it over.

Sun Bald took the cigarette, glanced at the words on the cigarette butt, nodded with satisfaction, and then pulled out a red-hot iron hook from the crematorium and lit the cigarette.

I was completely shocked by this operation of Sun Bald, wasn't that hook used to pull the corpse? How could he use it to light a cigarette, didn't he feel disgusting?

Sun Bald took a puff of cigarette, puffed on the smoke and said, "It's Shen Diaochan's apprentice, right?"

I asked, "Apprentice, which apprentice do you say?"

Sun Bald continued to smoke: "Oh, I forgot, you are also her apprentice, she also had a few apprentices before, did you tell you?"

I raised my vigilance, vaguely felt that this matter was not simple, and said, "No, I haven't had time to ask about the previous things, so I want to hear from you." ”

Sun Bald took a big puff of cigarette and held it in his lungs for three or five seconds before reluctantly spitting it out, "Why did I tell you this, I think it's better that you still don't know." ”

Seeing that Sun Bald didn't cooperate, I took out the six hundred yuan I had just now from my arms, took out three and handed them to Sun Bald.

Sun Bald smiled coldly, stretched out his hand to uncover the rags on the shelves behind him, revealing a wad of colorful bills, and turned his head to look at me: "You kid will send me three red ones, I don't lack this thing." ”

I was stunned, and I really wanted to tell Sun Bald that you don't lack me, you really don't want to give it to me, I'm not afraid of being discouraged.

"It's really a local tyrant......" I stood in place with three red bills in my hand, slightly embarrassed.

Sun Bald shook his head and said, "Hey, forget it, for the sake of you just helping me push people, I'll briefly tell you about the things here." Shen Diao Chan has been working here for five or six years, and when she first came, she looked scary, because she wanted to have no appearance and no figure. ”

Hearing this, I was stunned, I saw Shen Yihuan just now, both in figure and appearance, she is first-class, why does Sun Bald say this about her, could it be that she has only become beautiful in the past few years?

"What's so strange about this, now plastic surgery technology is very developed, as long as you are willing to spend money, there are no ugly women in the world. "I know there are other things here, and I deliberately said this in order to stimulate Sun Bald's desire to express himself.

Sure enough, Sun Bald was trapped, and he said very firmly: "Shen Diao Chan didn't have plastic surgery, which the whole museum can guarantee, anyway, I don't know what panacea she ate, she is getting more and more beautiful, she looks really good, and I don't know who can marry her with this Yanfu." ”

"She's not married?"

"Would you like to marry her like that? Dealing with dead people all day long. ”

I looked at Sun Bald and wanted to tell him, so I rushed at Shen Yihuan's good skin, the nature of the work is not a problem at all, it is true that people die for money, and it is not fake to die for people.

But I didn't speak, I had to follow Sun Bald's words and continue to dig deeper.

I asked, "Bald master, what does Shen Diao Chan's becoming beautiful have to do with his apprentice?"

Sun Bald waved the iron hook, stirred in the crematorium, and added: "Outsiders think it doesn't matter, but it actually has a lot to do with it. ”