"Therefore, the existence of the deer was recorded before the Divine Mystery Sutra, because the spirit of the deer appeared very early, and because the conditions for producing the deer were not so harsh, so one after another, there were some spirits similar to the deer, and we uniformly classified it as the deer. Thanks to the vigil you had last night, it would have had to suck its brains. This thing is actually something similar to a zombie, which is generated from a human corpse under special conditions, so the common image is a dried human corpse, wearing rotten strips of rag and long nails. ”

"The recorded appearances are all in the wilderness, and the courage is not great, and they pick out the lone person to attack and eat human brains. And this kind of monster has no pain all over its body, and its muscles and bones are still very hard, so it's not easy to dismantle it by violent means. ”

"But it also has a weakness, which is the long tongue, but this tongue stretches and retracts freely, and when attacked, it retracts, and if it can hold its tongue in place and prevent it from retracting, and then burn it with a hot stone, it will die. ”

It dawned on me, "In other words, I actually rolled on the bonfire with its tongue last night, and it may not have been able to kill it, but it was the stones that burned around the campfire that really killed it?"

"Yes, but even if you didn't have the stones, if you rolled with its tongue like this, it would probably have to run away. ”

"Oh, it's trying to run, there are so many of us, we didn't run. ”

Uncle Bai killed another night and wiped his mouth, "Okay, I'll take this thing back to study, to be honest, it's the first time I've seen this monster." ”

Su Er suddenly asked him, "Grandpa Bai, there is another question, where did this deer come from?"

"It's hard to say, the spawning of spirits, especially this kind of low-level spirits, is very random. As I said, the conditions aren't too extreme, so natural spawning is still possible. If it's the kind of legendary big spirit, hehe, then there's basically no possibility of regeneration, and if there is, I want to see it. ”

"You say, this... Will it be the same as the last smelt?"

"Well, you'll have to take it back and check it carefully, don't worry, I'll tell you the results. ”

We packed up our things here, put the garbage in the car, and the three cars rushed back to the city, Bai Ze broke up with us at the highway, saying that we had to take it back to study while it was fresh, I don't know if this piece of bacon is fresh, but his usual quick temper, we didn't keep him.

I made up lunch at Uncle Han's, and when I saw it, it was full of big meat, and I was a little disgusted, "Uncle, what's wrong with today?"

"Hey, didn't I make it two days ago, but it hooked my addiction, and I just made it for you to eat today. ”

At the end, he looked at us with a look on his face, "What's the matter, go out to play, and your appetite is still not good?"

"No, it's hard to say, I met a monster last night, and I'm afraid I won't be able to see meat during this time. ”

I told him about the deer, and Uncle Han nodded, "Oh, it's that thing." ”

"You know?"

"I know, I've met it before, I didn't even cultivate a human form at that time, you know that our ground wolves also live underground, underground, everything. Once I was digging a hole, and I ran into such a master. ”

"So how did you get it? ”

"I didn't do it, I filled the hole and left, and it didn't attack me. ”

"Mom, could it be that the one we met this time was the one you took a picture of?"

"That can't be, how long has this been, how can this spirit have such a long lifespan. ”

After eating casually here, Wang Youcai sent Fengfeng home, we cleaned up for a while, changed into clean clothes and went to the company, and saw that only Jia Zheng and Meng Xuan were there, "Where is Yanan?"

"I went out with Ma Li, and Lu Yao picked them up to go out to play. ”

Hey, it seems that this kid really wants to chase Ma Li, and he just got out of danger, so he dares to touch Ma Jiexiong's ass and ask for more blessings. While I was pondering, the old gun hung up a phone call for me.

"Wood, what are you up to?"

"I'm not busy, I went camping with my friends yesterday, and I just came back, so I'm resting. ”

"Yo, your life is rich enough, and people who have objects are different. ”

"Don't be poor, what about your little sister in the bank?

"I was about to tell you about this, there is progress, and now I am getting along, it's almost May Day, there are four days off, I am thinking about asking her out to play. ”

"It's a good thing, did the girl agree?"

"I agreed, brought her best friend with me, and said that I would pick a place. ”

"Well, it's reasonable, if I go out alone with you, I'm afraid of encountering a werewolf transformation at night, this girl is quite crisis-conscious. ”

"you, buddy, is that the kind of person!"

"With my friendship with you for a few years, you are. ”

"Okay, okay, help me think about it, where to go, these days are not long or short, it's definitely not appropriate for you to run far, and you don't have an idea if you get closer." ”

"May Day, no, isn't it a three-day holiday?"

"It's not comparable to people like you, you are off every day, and this year's May Day holiday has been arranged for one more day, that is, one more Sunday has to be given up on weekends before and after, so it is four days. ”

"Ah, I said, how can there be such a generous time for holidays. Well, if you're going to visit popular attractions in four days, it's estimated that there will be a lot of people. ”

"But it's true, four days off, and a few days of annual leave, it's a good opportunity to travel, so I won't come to you to ask for advice. ”

"Hey, otherwise, you come to me, we also have a few small attractions in Yucheng to visit, and I will take you to soak in the hot springs and eat delicious food, and I can be a host." ”

"Hey, come with me! Good brother, it's not in vain. ”

"Okay, I haven't seen you for many years, you quickly ask the girl, it's only two or three hours to call you for the high-speed rail, and there will be no delay in the trip." ”

"Hey, I'm going to ask for instructions, wait for my letter. ”

After hanging up the phone, Su Er asked me, "What's wrong?"

"The old gun wanted to hang out with him chasing the girl, and I said let him come to us. ”

"Well, that's good, speaking of which, I haven't met your classmates yet, I wonder if you can break some news for me?"

My back is cold, how can I forget this stubble, classmates should not bring objects when they get together, they can talk about the stupid things you have said in your dreams as a storytelling. It seems that I have to tell him a few more words in private, anyway, this is my real girlfriend, he is still hanging in the air, and if he really wants to hurt each other, he will die even worse.

The old gun quickly gave me the news, saying that the girl agreed, come over on Wednesday morning, go back on Saturday afternoon, and ask me to help book the hotel, and the rest of the time is all up to me, so I naturally agreed.

Speaking of which, it seems that I have to formally introduce Lao Gun, he and I are college roommates, but it's not actually a major, I studied visual communication, and he is software engineering. I was in a hurry, I didn't buy a ticket when I went to college, I arrived two days late, and the dormitories were all full. It just so happened that there was a vacancy in their dormitory, and it was next door to our major, so they arranged for me to go to their dormitory.

Lao Gun's original name is Gan Mingyun, in fact, it sounds like a good name, and it feels like a heroic dry cloud, but once the big guy is acquainted, there are few people who call him by his full name, and they are generally called Lao Li, Lao Gan, or something. Over time, various nicknames were derived, and my nickname in college was taken from my name, which was called Wood.

And the old gun is more at a loss, if you call Yun, it sounds a bit of a sissy, if you call Lao Gan, how can it sound like scolding. Later, he gave himself a nickname, saying that Lao Gan is not good, please call me by my English name: Old Gun.

After going back and forth, he changed from Gan Yun to Lao Gan and then to Old Gun, and finally became an old gun.

When he was in college, everyone bought computers, and he reached an agreement with the little brother in the computer city to pull a customer to buy a computer, ranging from fifty to one hundred.

When I first graduated from college, everyone was looking for a job, and one day when he came back from an interview, I asked him how he was looking, and he said that the company was very good, and he just wanted to write java. The old gun learned C and C#, and I wasn't familiar with this, so I thought he would give up.

Unexpectedly, people said to me, "The interviewer asked me if I would, and I said yes." The interviewer said yes, then I will come to work for the internship after getting the graduation certificate. ”

I said you're a tiger, it's not a deception company. He waved his hand and said that the language is all the same, and it will be enough to practice. As a result, in just half a month, he really finished a book, and he went to work upside down, and his business ability can be seen.

But then again, if there are strengths, there must be weaknesses, and the shortcoming of the old gun is that he is a little too upright, especially in terms of girls. As a straight man, I still know how to tell a joke to please girls, and I have nothing to do to learn about beauty products to fill in the knowledge gap.

He can't do it, although it's not machismo, but chatting with the girl about such a gentle and drizzly thing can be embarrassing for him. I once read the chat history between him and a schoolgirl, and to be honest, if I were this girl, I would have paid someone to kill him, and I wouldn't be able to chat.

So although he has a smooth ride at work, but the road to love is full of thorns and bumps, and I heard him mention that the girls he has chased are no less than double digits, but the number of rejections is definitely more than enough, because there are some girls who have rejected him more than once.

And he is also very obsessed with doing things, for example, when we went to sing together when we were studying, there were naturally men and women, and they were all brought by classmates in tandem with each other, which was a good opportunity to get to know each other. That night I told him that there was a girl who looked very cute.

There is no mistake