Chapter 0043: The Zu'an People's Way of Greeting
In fact, Chen Bu just said casually, wanting to tease Tang Guo.
After all, he was still counting on Tang Guo to help Chen Shi, and it would never work without the Sanxun acupuncture method, so it was not Tang Guo who begged Chen Bu to teach, but Chen Bu who begged Tang Guo to learn.
Unexpectedly, Tang Guo attached so much importance to the Sanxun acupuncture method, and his brain became bad, so he really shouted.
Suddenly, Chen Bu felt that his whole person was very excited......
It seems that these two words have a kind of magic for men, especially in a special environment, which can simply mobilize the blood of a man's body.
"Ahem......" Chen Bu pressed the window and lit a cigarette, feeling that he needed to calm down now.
"I called, we have to talk and count, and you have to teach me when you go back. ”
"Uh-huh......"
After about thirty minutes of driving, Tang Guo seemed to realize something.
"Chen Bu, I don't think it's right. ”
"What's wrong?"
"It seems that even if I don't call you Dad, you have to beg me to learn Sanxun acupuncture, otherwise how can I help you?"
"Yes. ”
"......" Tang Guo pouted, very annoyed, "I suffered a loss!"
"Sort of. ”
"No, you have to call back!" Tang Guo said angrily.
Chen Bu closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, too lazy to take care of her.
"Hey, get up!"
Chen Bu still ignored her.
Tang Guo decided to sulk.
When his eyes were closed, Chen Bu was also a little nervous in his heart.
Calculating the time, there was still half an hour, and they arrived at the place where Chen Bu grew up.
There, there is also Chen Bu's ......
Parents!
To be honest, the word "parents" made Chen Bu feel very unfamiliar.
After all, he didn't know who his parents were in his previous life, and he never felt that this was a pity, anyway, he was used to it.
But now that there is suddenly an extra pair of parents, it can really affect his inner emotions.
It's weird.
As soon as he thought that he was going to see Chen Shi later, Chen Bu's heart swelled with an indescribable emotion.
"Tang Guo, let me ask you a question. ”
"Say!"
"How's your relationship with your father?"
"Haven't we only known each other for a long time?"
"......" Chen Bu coughed, "I mean, you and your own father." ”
Tang Guo: "......"
After a while, Tang Guo said, "My relationship with my dad is like that, and I rarely speak." ”
"Why?"
"For no reason, he is in business, and he has always wanted me to go to work in the company, but I don't like it, so I like to learn medicine from my grandfather. Tang Guo said, "So, what I said to him didn't talk to my grandfather much." ”
Chen Bu was thoughtful.
When he was about to arrive in the town, the road was already potholed, and Chen Bu couldn't sleep for a while, so he simply told Tang Guo some essentials of the Sanxun acupuncture method.
I have to say that Tang Guo's talent is still very good, when Chen Bu began to explain, she was always able to react in the shortest possible time, and draw inferences from one another.
Therefore, some people call Tang Guo a little medicine fairy, but it is not completely for the sake of Donald's face.
"Yikes!"
Just when Tang Guo was listening seriously, he forgot to look at the road ahead.
When Chen Bu wanted to remind, it was already too late.
With a "bang", the Range Rover driven by Tang Guo was already slammed into an Audi A4 in front.
Tang Guo was frightened, but fortunately, the speed of the car was slow enough, so it was not serious, it was just a rear-end collision.
"Let's go down and have a look. Chen Bu had already unbuckled his seat belt, and at the same time muttered in his heart, it seems that he really has to learn his driver's license when he finds time, although the beautiful driver is pleasing to the eye, but the risk is extremely high, don't be cautious everywhere at that time, but died in a car accident, that is really a big grievance.
"Oh, oh, what a ......"
Tang Guo gradually came back to his senses and got out of the car with Chen Bu.
From the A4 in front of me, two women came down, one in her early twenties and the other in her forties and fifties.
The middle-aged woman got out of the car, looked at her car, distressed, and turned her face to look at Chen Bu and Tang Guo, and suddenly looked fierce.
"Two little bastards, how do you drive?"
Tang Guo was already about to go up and apologize, but when he heard such words, he was immediately unhappy.
"I said you, how can you talk? It's because I didn't pay attention to the tailgence, can't we have something to say?
"Forcing the girl, what's wrong with scolding you?
The young woman pulled the middle-aged woman next to her: "Mom...... It's like my classmate. ”
After speaking, she looked at Chen Bu.
"You're Chen Bu, right?"
"Hmm......" Chen Bu nodded, his mind was also searching for the other party's face, looking familiar, it took almost a few seconds for him to dig out the other party's information from the depths of his memory.
Ye Jiali, Chen Bu's high school classmate.
"Are you really Chen Bu?" Ye Jiali looked surprised, "I didn't dare to admit it at first, I didn't expect you to change so much, it's only been a few years, aren't your eyes short-sighted?
"Not myopic anymore. Chen Bu smiled.
"Look at it!" The middle-aged woman pulled Ye Jiali's arm hard, and the girl's face ached.
The old ladies were glaring and grinning, pinching their waists with one hand, and pointing at Ye Jiali's head with the other.
"Dead Nizi, what's wrong with your classmate? Seeing that your classmate is good-looking and a little white face, you won't pursue it? Let them lose money!"
"Mom......" Ye Jiali suddenly became embarrassed.
Chen Bu was a little puzzled.
Ye Jiali's home is more than 100 meters away from Chen Bu's house, the two often went to school together when they were young, and Ye Jiali's mother, he has also seen, is actually a very kind woman, and it is rare to see her quarrel with others.
"Chen Bu, this is my mother-in-law, I am married to Hu Kai. ”
Hu Kai is also Chen Bu's high school classmate, but he is not good at studying, and he is a little bastard.
Ye Jiali turned her face again and whispered to her mother-in-law: "Mom, this is not just my classmate, but also Xiaokai's classmate, you see ......"
"What are you looking at? What's wrong with Xiao Kai? Xiao Kai also has to lose money! You damn girl, shut up for me!"
After speaking, the middle-aged woman turned her face and waited for Chen Bu again, and stretched out her hand.
"Look at you hitting our car, opening a broken bread, and being so swaggering!"
Chen Bu turned his face and looked at the car behind him, although he didn't know much, he always felt that the car that Tang Guo drove out of the Li family shouldn't be the "broken bread" in the other party's mouth, right?
"First of all, I didn't say that I didn't lose money, and your broken car is not worth a few dollars, and secondly, you speak to me civilly, don't open your mouth and shut up and scold people!" Tang Guo's face turned pale with anger and said indignantly.
"You little prodigal hoof, what's wrong with the old lady scolding you? How can you talk to the elders? It's not big or small, believe it or not, the old lady fanned you? Just look at the long water spirit, why did you pick a broken bread, it is better to go to the city to sell it with two legs, maybe you can change to a car!" As soon as this middle-aged woman opened her mouth, her mouth was full of feces, and all kinds of ugly words could bubble out, and at first glance she was the victorious general who scolded all over the eight streets in the village.
Where has Tang Guo seen such a person, he was scolded this time, and his eyes were red.
Ye Jiali hurriedly pulled her mother-in-law: "Mom, don't you say a few words......"
"Get away!" The middle-aged woman pushed Ye Jiali away, glared at her and scolded at her waist, "What's wrong, look at the handsome guys, you're tempted?
Ye Jiali looked aggrieved, and she didn't dare to look at Chen Bu's gaze with her head down.
At this moment, the middle-aged woman fell on Chen Bu again, pointed her nose and began to scold.
"Little cub, you're also from our town? What kind of big-tailed wolf did you come back with a broken bread? You don't have the ability to fart, and you don't know what to pay attention to? Do you know what kind of car we have? Audi! Have you ever seen it? I can't even repair a piece of paint if I sell your broken car!"
Chen Bu looked at the old lady in front of him, narrowed his eyes, lit a cigarette, and when the other party took a breath, he quickly replied.
"Your mom blew up. ”
Middle-aged woman: "???"
"Your father planted loquat trees in the yard. ”
“......”
"You take a selfie and it's a family photo. ”
“......”
"You Chinese New Year's Eve eat alone, forget it...... Plus Ye Jiali. ”
“......”
The middle-aged woman was confused when she heard this, and she was a little confused.
Tang Guo on the side understood when he heard it, and he couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.
No matter how stupid the middle-aged woman was, she knew that what Chen Bu said was unpleasant, and she was immediately furious.
"Drafted, bitch, what do you say? You tell me again? Believe it or not I'm going to tear your mouth apart?"
"Say you're an old bastard and don't stay at home, come out and touch porcelain? Draft, chirp, crooked, endless? Hurry up and go home to hit the coffin and lie down, don't be hit by a car today, and if you go back at night, you have to be hit by an old man pushing a car!"
After Chen Bu finished scolding, he turned his face to look at Tang Guo: "See, learn a little, this is how the Zu'an people greet each other." ”
Tang Guoxiao's flowers and branches trembled, and the previous unhappiness was swept away in an instant.