New Year's Day on February 9th.

This year is almost meaningful, because in December last year, fireworks were banned in the urban area of Beijing. Without this wafting smell of sulfur, the old age is weak and unsteady.

But the countryside is good, still crackling, and full of joy.

"Boom!"

A Grand Cherokee drove on a concrete road, with the distant mountains depressed, the villages hot, and the fields covered with snow, which smelled of the old days.

As soon as the front wheels were pressed, I heard the sound of scraping and scraping bamboo boards, and a few dirty people came out.

Tell the singers to lift up, beggars.

"Take a look, take a look, there's a poor man here. Uncle is good, uncle is good, pity me poor and poor people......"

An old guy covered his torn jacket and sang against the window, and three other people poked in front of him, with a arrogant attitude.

"Don't talk!"

Xu Fei instructed, pressed the car window slightly, and said, "What do you say, brother?"

"The boss forgives me and asks for some New Year's money. ”

The old guy cracked a mouthful of rotten teeth, and the thief's eyebrows peeked through the cracks.

Xu Fei patted the window and took out ten yuan and stuffed it.

"Hey, hey!"

The old guy grabbed it in his hand and said with a smile: "Look at your car, and you will be rewarded with two dates." ”

"My car looks big, but it's actually cheap. There's a Daben in the back, Daben knows, right? More than a million, you don't care if he wants to go. ”

“......”

This person was suspicious for a moment, and then grabbed the window again, "The boss has a lot of knowledge, but he also fools me, no matter how cheap it is, it is a car." One hundred and two hundred is not too much, and thirty or fifty is not too little. ”

Reward you with poop!

I'll give you a hundred, and you dare to ask me for a thousand!

Xu Fei immediately closed the window, and the old guy put the left rearview mirror and beckoned at the same time. The servant took a look, took out a few handfuls of iron from behind his waist, and directly blocked the way.

!

"Call Lao Li and let him break in directly!"

Xu Fei decisively hung up the reverse gear, slipped out of the back for a while, and saw several people rushing towards him viciously, and then hung up the gear and stepped on the accelerator fiercely.

"Boom!"

The jeep rushed over like a small tank, and it really didn't slow down. The other party saw that he was in front of him, scattered left and right, fell to the ground, and got up again to chase after him.

Boom!

A hammer is thrown on the rear glass.

"Ahh

Xiao Xu hugged his head in fright, and his face turned white.

A few people scolded and didn't wait for the next move, and then heard two more sounds, and a Mercedes-Benz came and pressed over without hesitation.

So he fell again.

"Telephone!"

Zhang Li held the eldest brother, and Lao Li's voice came from inside: ", I'll eat some pork with you, it's thrilling!"

"New Year's Day, the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all out!"

"Damn this, where do you care? Call the police, the fart!"

Lao Li hung up, and Xu Fei also said badly: "Blame me, blame me, you have to bring bodyguards to the toilet in the future." ”

"Yes, who would have thought that the suburbs of Beijing would be like this?"

Zhang Li comforted Xiao Xu, scared for a while.

In the past few years, when the law and order were the most chaotic, there were a lot of big cases in 94, Jianguomen, Qiandao Lake, Qingchuan, um......

Fortunately, it was very smooth down there, all the way to the village. The village chief had already received the letter, and he came to the letter: "Oh, I'm really sorry!

The heads of those people came to drip, and the villages were running around, and I have reported it to the township, and I will definitely bring them to justice. ”

Damn!

The village chief also scolded, and the rich man in the village dared to move, digging the pit and burying it!

............

The orchard under the hillside has been built, a large wall has been built, and the trees have not yet been planted.

A small parking lot was built on the side of the road, and the walls on both sides were slanted, sandwiching the gate, like a "eight" figure. Of course, the door has not been installed yet, and it is empty.

Don't enter the courtyard, walk along the wall, and there is another gate, which circles a large open space, and builds two brick houses, which are in full swing.

Last year, they traveled abroad, and this year they have to go back to their hometown.

Mr. Xu made a long-cherished wish, and before leaving, he bought two fat pigs, one 300 catties, and ate them at home + gave gifts. 400 pounds per head, for the villagers.

Three cauldrons were set up in the courtyard, two mouthfuls of boiling water, and the children happily added firewood to them. The elders were divided into two teams, the mother-in-law lined up and waited, and the grandfather unloaded the pigs.

"Whew!"

As soon as the two pigs landed, and I didn't know what the situation was, the special mother began to bark blindly.

The fat head, big ears, clear eyebrows, drooping tail, black hair all over the body, smooth and slippery. This is called Beijing Black Pig, a self-bred hybrid pig breed

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

In order to express his apology, the village chief personally went into battle, first took a hemp rope and put it on the pig's head, and then made a pocket to tie it on the pig's buttocks.

A large bench in the shape of a long bar rested on the ground, and four strong men shouted: "Lift up!

"1, 2, 3, go!"

The pigs were pressed to the bench, and four people were no longer enough, and five strong men were pressed to death.

"Whew!"

This will know what is going on, and the screaming will become more and more intense. The fat body writhed desperately, and a layer of flesh popped out as soon as it moved, and the pocket behind the butt was poofing, and it was all shit.

“......”

Xiao Xu couldn't bear to look at it, and wept: "It's really pitiful, this is like killing a pig." ”

"Bring the basin!"

The woman carried the large basin. The famous butcher of ten miles and eight towns stood with a knife, and the grandmaster was magnanimous, aiming at the neck, and stabbing it with a knife.

"Wow!"

The blood flowed like a pour and was sprinkled in the basin. The fat pig twitched violently, and soon ran out of breath.

The mother-in-law had already boiled water, poured a scoop on the pig, and then began to shave. The dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and a large lump of meat is soaked in the white gas, as stable as Mount Tai.

After the hair was removed, the fat pig lay on his back on the big bench again.

First cut the pig's head, then cut the limbs, and the pig-killing knife rolled up from the cheek eye, brushing!

Bloody, hot offal, pieces of meat.

The woman took the pig's intestines, kneaded them several times in the snow, and rubbed them with salt and water. A basin of pig's blood is placed next to it, which is to fill the blood sausage.

Over there, boil water, put the loin meat and stick bones on the bottom, add condiments, and cook the old soup.

The mother-in-law began to cut sauerkraut, authentic Beijing sauerkraut. There are also stir-fried vegetables, stewed meat and bones, and liver processing, with a clear division of labor......

Wow!

Xu Fei, this is called an enjoyable one.

"Absolutely, absolutely!"

Li Chengru gave a thumbs up and said, "I haven't smelled the smell of fireworks in the world for many years." Damn, I just found out now, looking at me wearing a suit of 60,000 or 70,000 yuan, and socks worth a few hundred yuan, I am still a person raised by this side of water and soil in my bones. ”

"Pretend! Say that you will go out of business, and you will be hooked out of a meal of pork?"

"Tsk, don't I look at the environment and be your neighbor?"

Li Chengru raised his eyes and looked into the distance, and praised: "This village is really good, yes, I will talk to the village chief today, put it next to you to get a piece of land, and also build an orchard." ”

Xu Fei: Is it in the way?

Xiao Xu: Is it in the way?

Zhang Li: Is it in the way?

A few people were frozen outside for a long time and went into the house to sit. The villagers were busy coming and going, peeking a few times from time to time, and they didn't dare to talk.

Pigs produce about seventy or eighty percent of meat, and 300 catties of pigs can produce 210-240 catties of meat.

Xiao Xu took off his shoes and put on the kang, covered his legs with a blanket, and calculated: "We will keep 20 catties, each family will send 10 catties, leave me some pork belly, I also want one elbow, and pork ribs."

Ah, I want fat sausages too! There are also boiled liver tips, pig's head meat, mixed pig's ears, soft-fried tenderloin, ......"

"Shall I buy you another one?"

"No, it's delicious to divide it like this. ”

As she was talking, the eldest sister came in with a basin, and there were two pieces of the best pork belly in the basin, and the fat and lean ratio and color were the same as the painting.

Zhang Li was surprised and said, "I often go to buy meat, why is it so good today?"

"It's a commercial pig on the market, and it's a domestic pig. ”

Li Chengru also looked at it and nodded again and again: "Okay, that's good." This situation and this scene complement each other.

I've been thinking about it at home for the past two months, and the more I think about it, the more I admire Mr. Xu. Teacher Xu has a posture that is rare in the world, which is called the unity of heaven and man. ”

"Did you use the wrong word?" Xu Fei wondered.

"Of course not! What is the unity of heaven and man, is to find the most suitable state of existence. I thought I had found it, but it turned out to be a mirror.

Look how good you are now, you have a house in the city, land in the country, a car under your ass, and two ...... by your side."

Lao Li smiled and said, "Don't mind, I'll speak straight." You are all one in a million, and I respect how you choose, and I'm not surprised. ”

"Why not be surprised?" said Xiao Xu.

"Heaven and man are one! Your choice is definitely the most suitable and natural state of life for you. Not a single cent. ”

Well?

The two girls felt crooked at first, and it made sense when they thought about it, if they really missed a penny, they would die or live.

"Listen to him, the business is not doing business, but playing philosophy...... You've cleaned up your ropes. ”

"I still have to think about it myself, and I'll get out of the customs when I think about it. ”

After chatting for a long time, the second pig began to be killed outside.

Fatter and bigger, men, women and children came, and the village chief divided the meat on the spot.

In the house, a large pot of stews was served on the table, on the kang table, and the four of them sat cross-legged and ate cornmeal.

Sauerkraut, white meat, blood sausage, stick bones, bone-splitting meat, rich and not greasy old soup, sliced pork liver, dipped in garlic sauce and eaten directly...... Children set off firecrackers at the entrance of the courtyard, and the familiar smell of sulfur wafted away.

This is a general construction, and the stomach and intestines are properly fitted throughout the year.

(And ...... ）