At first, Wang Ying and Chen Shuhan didn't hear my phone ring.

I put one hand in my trouser pocket, covered the buzzing mobile phone, and said to them: "You two eat by yourself at night, I have a hunch that my buddy is going to get rich." ”

Chen Shu smiled and stretched out her slender fingers to pinch my chin and teased: "The struggling man is the most handsome, come and let my sister give you one." ”

I joked with a smile: "Don't make a fuss, when my daughter-in-law is not at home, let's sneak into whether black stockings are beautiful or pink leggings are sexier." ”

Chen Shuhan has a big personality, and I am also a mouthful, so usually we don't quarrel less, Wang Ying basically won't be jealous, because she knows that Chen Shuhan won't take a fancy to me at all, in my mother's words, his crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will wear a white horse to take her home.

I have always thought that Chen Shuhan should go to Inner Mongolia to find his marriage, and in an inland city like ours, I am usually excited to see a donkey as if I had visited a zoo, and there can be no white horse.

Wang Ying covered his mouth and smiled: "Why don't you answer the phone?"

I couldn't help but laugh dryly: "It's okay, the madman urged me to hurry over and meet them." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the ringtone of the mobile phone in my trouser pocket changed to the kind of movement of the "Didong Di" bullet video, I swallowed my saliva, hurriedly waved my hand at the two of them and said, "I flashed first." ”

Wang Ying was particularly virtuous and put her arms around me and said in a coquettish voice: "Pay more attention to yourself at night, and you will cool down today." ”

The rapid ringing of the bell in my pocket made me very uneasy, and I shrunk my neck and waved my hand: "Okay, there is a cotton coat in the car." ”

As soon as I walked out two or three steps away, Chen Shu grabbed my sleeve from behind and frowned and said, "No, it's tricky! Wang Lang, you take out your mobile phone."

I clasped my hands into fists and pleaded, "Mom, let's stop making trouble, I'm really busy tonight." ”

Chen Shu puffed out a pair of good-looking almond eyes and looked me up and down: "Your heart is weak, aren't you?

Seeing that Wang Ying next to me also frowned lightly, I took a few deep breaths, took out my mobile phone directly, quickly took the video call and shouted: "Can you not contact me in the future, I have a daughter-in-law, come on, come on, show you how beautiful my daughter-in-law is.."

Uncle Qi's big face suddenly appeared on the mobile phone screen, and he shouted with bewildered eyes: "Little Wang Lang, are you going crazy? Show Lao Tzu your daughter-in-law's dry wool, and Lao Tzu asks if you can still go out?"

"Uh.." My heart that had just jumped to my throat instantly sank, and I yelled at Chen Shu with a dark face: "Don't you say that I have a ghost? Come, tell me, with such an old man, can I spark chicken feathers?"

Chen Shu blushed and pouted as if she was in a loss: "If you don't, there is no one, what are you shouting.."

"Let's go, go to work!" I hung up the video angrily, humming as if I had been greatly wronged.

Wang Ying hurriedly patted me on the back and apologized as if coaxing a child: "Husband, Sister Hanhan has no other meaning, don't be angry, by the way, I read that there is an open-air zoo in the circle of friends that there will be a performance in the city next week, and we will go to see it together when the time comes." ”

"Say it again!" I pouted in frustration.

After saying goodbye to Wang Ying and Chen Shuhan, I went directly into Uncle Qi's Passatle, and then wiped the fine sweat on my forehead, and gasped for breath like a lucky person who almost drowned.

I was too nervous just now, thinking about it carefully, I didn't even add Jiang Jingya's WeChat, how could she play a video for me, but it also taught me a lesson, try to pick up unfamiliar numbers as little as possible in the future, and I quickly pulled Jiang Jingya and the unfamiliar number just now into the blacklist.

A few seconds later, Wang Ying sent me a WeChat message: "Love you, don't make yourself too hard." There were also a few red-lipped expressions on the back.

I couldn't help but smile, and I replied to her with a lot of literary and artistic words: "Knowing you is like hearing a beautiful song, and I am willing to accompany you from the beginning to the end." ”

"Great talent, what a day." She quickly sent me another message.

Not long after, I saw her post a message in the circle of friends, and deliberately @ me, it was the sentence I just sent her, "Knowing you is like hearing a beautiful song, I am willing to accompany you from the beginning to the end." ”

Soon, Qian Long, Yang Chen, and Xie Meier replied to a few 999s.

It's just that we who are young and frivolous don't know that some movements, once they start, are either sung for a lifetime.

More than ten minutes later, I came to the "Dalian Seafood City" where I had dinner in the evening, and I saw Uncle Qi and Li Zhonghua and two men I had never seen standing on the steps of the door of the hotel talking.

I trotted all the way to him, aimed at his forehead and kissed him fiercely: "Uncle is a thief today." ”

"Your temper is getting bigger and bigger, Brother Lang. Uncle Qi pushed me away with an elbow, dragged me to the side, raised his hand and slapped me a few times on the back of the head, glaring and scolding: "Why am I so faceless, I have to rub a little spark with you." ”

I raised my hand and swore, "Uncle, today is really a special situation, my daughter-in-law and I came to the eldest aunt at the same time." ”

After slapping me a few more little mouths, Uncle Qi finally lost his breath, and said with a serious expression: "Tonight, I invite a small head in uniform in Handan District and a few well-known old rivers and lakes, the etiquette cannot be lost, when toasting with someone, the rim of the cup is half a finger lower, and there is no special blind fist, the left hand and the right hand are respect, understand?"

I asked curiously, "What about the right hand on the left hand?"

I really don't understand these rules at all, so I'm very humble.

"It's a funeral. Uncle Qi pursed his lips and glanced at me.

At this time, Li Zhonghua crooked his mouth and called softly: "Old Qi, the camel brother is here.."

Uncle Qi and I turned our heads together and saw a young man in his thirties, with a goatee and a meaty face, getting out of an "Audi Q7".

The young man was dressed very ordinary, with a white T-shirt, black pants, a men's handbag in his armpits, a watch of unknown brand on his hand and neck, and a little rickety on his back, but it was definitely not to the extent of a hunchback.

The young man greeted with a smile: "I'm sorry Brother Haqi, Brother Hua, there are some chores in the slaughterhouse, just finished busy.."

"I know that Brother Camel gives me the most face, haha. Uncle Qi hurriedly stretched out his hand to help the young man, and sent me Nunu away: "Wang Lang, take your Uncle Huo up first, room number 666." ”

"This is.." The camel looked at me curiously.

"My nephew Wang Lang, who has nothing to do in his hometown, recently came to help me. Uncle Qi smiled very casually, and then introduced to me: "Wang Lang, this is your Uncle Camel in the northern suburbs, take the opportunity to talk to Uncle Camel, he has the final say on the price of meat in the city." ”

A while ago, Li Junfeng talked to me about some social big brothers in the city, in general, it is "there are many shallow kings, and there are big brothers everywhere", but the most popular are the three forces, the bar street Changlong Sun Mark, the northwest city Qi Shu, plus the northern suburbs slaughterhouse camels.

I was slightly stunned, and hurriedly bowed my waist and said, "Uncle Camel, please inside.."

The camel waved his hand with a smile: "Don't listen to your uncle's messy arrangement, we are not much different in age, just call my brother." ”

Uncle Qi joked familiarly: "Pretending to be a young man again.."

I led the camel to the hotel, and when I entered the room, he answered the phone, and after a few sounds, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "What brother, I won't go up, there is something going on at home, you can talk to your uncle later." ”

I licked my lips and smiled: "Ah, eat a bite to eat and then go away." ”

"No.." He waved his hand, took out a watch box of "All Nations" from his handbag and handed it to me, and said with a smile: "Later, you can tell Lao Qi, I am a camel with no roots and no roots, and I have neither the intention nor the ability to intervene in the matter between him and Mark, so be it." ”

Without waiting for me to say anything more, the camel turned to leave, but instead of going out, he walked towards another room, shouting as he went, "Waiter, this room is open for me."

I'm a little confused, didn't this thing say that he had something, why did he run to another room.

I didn't understand, I simply didn't think about it anymore, trotted to the door, dragged Uncle Qi to the side and said about the camel, Uncle Qi was silent for a few minutes after listening, and then grinned: "It's no coincidence that the camel can get up." ”

I asked curiously, "Uncle, I don't understand what it means." ”

Uncle Qi patiently explained: "I invited a lot of famous big brothers in the city and some friends in the mixed system who have a good relationship with me tonight in the name of my birthday, Sun Mark must also know, I believe he should have called these people and put eye medicine, the camel did not enter our room, he wanted to tell Sun Mark that he did not mix with me, but he did not leave, he wanted to tell me that he was not afraid of Sun Mark, and he was not willing to ruin our relationship." ”

I felt like a new window had been opened, and I muttered in surprise, "Damn, there's so much knowledge here?"

Uncle Qi laughed and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Interpersonal communication is a university question, let's learn, learn to use your hands for a lifetime, I will lead you to meet those friends later, and you will accompany the camel to drink for a while." ”

"Uncle.." After hesitating for a few seconds, I looked at him and lowered my voice: "Less than a minute after sending you back last night, Wen Ping called me. ”

Uncle Qi looked sideways at me, hesitated for a moment, and then squeezed out a wry smile and said, "I thought you wouldn't tell me." ”

I opened my mouth wide in surprise: "You know?"

"Why do you think I'm letting you drive me back?" Uncle Qi pushed the frame of his glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked me.

I swallowed speechlessly, I used to think that my brain was good enough, but since I met Uncle Qi and Wen Ping, I found that I was really not much better than an idiot.

Uncle Qi leaned into my ear and asked in a very low voice: "Lang Lang, do you remember Xia Dongliu..."

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