☆、1968_ominous premonition

Shi Bolin: "That beauty, let's go together, can you protect me?"

Sometimes I can't tell if he's really stupid or pretending to be crazy.

Me: "No. ”

Shi Bolin: "Oh. So, I'm going to qualify?"

Me: "Go ahead." ”

Shi Bolin was happy again: "Beauty, you wait for me to get you the first place." ”

Or you can make it a little less effortless and just give me the orbs I bet on.

After Shi Bolin left, I asked Wu Yi: "What about you, do you really do the questions next, or do you practice by yourself?"

Wu Yi: "Although the illusion of the Lock Immortal Sect is relatively empty, but in the end, there is still a certain isolation from the outside world, and it is okay to maintain the daily cultivation of the state class, and it is not suitable for learning with slightly higher requirements for refinement." So, let's do the question. ”

Me: "Do you mind if I follow you?"

Wu Yi: "In terms of personal hobbies, I don't mind, but when the word 'don't mind' lingers in my head, I have a sense of foreboding, and when I say these three words, the ominous premonition is clearer and stronger." ”

Me: "......"

Wu Yi looked at me and emphasized, "It's very ominous. ”

...... I probably know where the ominous comes from.

After Shi Bo Linxin finished refining the new talisman, I lowered the shielding level for the audience, and now only the voice and mouth are blocked, just not to let people know the content of the conversation on our side, as for the walking action or something, it doesn't hurt to show them.

As a result, there was a restlessness in the barrage:

"Ahhhh

"It's not perfect. ”

"It's too rough to block, just make a square to cover it, it's too lacking in beauty, so I might as well get a gauze scarf-style cover! This beauty's aesthetic is too sword-repaired. ”

"Hehuan Sect testified that Pei Lin's aesthetics were really like this, and he only inherited Elder Jiang Lin's genes on his face. ”

"It should be said that Elder Pei's genes are too strong. ”

"Don't flatter, it's obviously a problem of the growth environment, and the children who were brought up by Jian Xiu can only be called weird if they can raise normal aesthetics. In particular, the Yunxia Sect as a whole does not have a love for beauty, look at the professions of the Yunxia Sect, sword cultivation, law cultivation, violent madness, Dan Weapon Talisman, Dead House, Beast Planting, Raunchy. It's a terrible environment for cultivating beauty. ”

☆, 1969_ top beauty

"It's professional bias. Sword cultivators of the Hehuan Sect, do you dare to say that people don't love beauty? The cultivators of the Demon Alliance, do you dare to say that they are unkempt? Of all the professions in the Yanxing Sect, which profession lacks beauty?"

"A is a sword cultivator, B is a Confucian cultivator, and there are no other supplementary conditions. Just ask your first reaction when you hear this question, which one is more eye-catching? Don't think about it, say the first reaction. ”

"Ouch, don't be so angry, it's easy to quarrel when it comes to professional characteristics. Let's talk about something happy, for example, the aesthetic ability of the Yunxia Sect is ordinary, in terms of aesthetics, love beauty, and caring for beauty, to say that the Yunxia Sect is far worse than the Hehuan Sect, I don't think anyone has any objections to this, right?"

"Nope. ”

"Totally agree. ”

"Seconded. ”

"However, it is said that the top beauties of the Yunxia Sect are superior to the Hehuan Sect, I don't think there are many people who have objections to this, right? The current Pei Lin, the previous generation of Qi Xi, Qi Xi before...... Maybe the juniors don't know much about it now. But I can tell you responsibly......"

"Flower owl senior!"

"Oh, there's someone else who knows how to do this. That's right, the flower owl is indeed so beautiful that it makes people's hearts tremble, and that demeanor is not comparable to Qi Xihe, who is a child's temper, or Pei Lin, who is a child. The top-level appearance can only be described as shocking under the top-level temperament bonus. It is no exaggeration to say that the flower owl is an existence that can be admired by people as long as he shows up. It's a pity that the red face is thin and doesn't give the public much time to appreciate. Therefore, we must cherish Qi Xi, the top beauty who cultivates into a god can be beautiful for thousands of years, and at the age of Qi Xi's transformation into a god, there is hope for Qi Xi to rush to the Mahayana period, which is worth looking forward to. ”

"So, although the Yunxia Sect is not suitable for dressing up as a beauty, it is suitable for giving birth to a beauty?"

"A beautiful man's feng shui treasure. In the future, if you have a child, you can apply to Yunxia Sect and borrow them a delivery room. ”

"It's as if it's easy to have a baby, do you have a baby?"

"I should ask first, do you have a Taoist couple?"

"Slow, there's one more question before that, is there a break?"

"Actually, if you want to get pregnant, you can also try the feng shui of Yunxia Sect, you see Elder Pei...... Everybody understands, I don't need to go into details, right?"

"But as far as I know, Elder Pei conceived a child twice, both times outside the Yunxia Sect. Maybe the Feng Shui of the Yunxia Sect has a mediocre effect on promoting conception, right?"

"Hey, speak more rigorously, what Elder Pei is pregnant with? It's Elder Pei's Taoist companion who is pregnant with a child. ”

☆、1970_Just the right power

"It doesn't matter who is pregnant, the key is, how did I get pregnant? I have done IVF several times, all of which failed. There are those who cannot be fertilized, and there are those who cannot develop into embryos. Finally, the embryo became a child, but it couldn't survive at all, and it hung up after a few minutes at most. ”

"Still embryos? Every time I touch the egg, the sperm explodes. The sperm is like an explosive thing, and I can't help but worry that one day it won't blow up me and my Taoist companion when I really have a sexual intercourse, right?"

"Daoist or cannon?"

"Get out of the way, Lao Tzu won't ask you out. ”

"Elder Pei's fertility miracle can be discussed at any time, now let's take a look at Elder Pei's third son. Didn't you notice that the part where Pei Lin blocked his mouth was handled better?"

It's better, Pei Bing has been adjusting.

From the overall full shielding to grasping the key shielding, from just blocking the information from people to the time of blocking, the power of the block is just right, not lacking, not wasting, not abrupt.

Just the right amount of power, Kunlun Xinge and his predecessors have demonstrated to us before. Be in tune with the environment. It's obviously not there, but it won't be like it's been dug up and walked away, or wrapped in layers of black cloth to block the view, but so that others won't realize it's gone.

At the beginning, Pei Bing used mosaic to block our mouth when I was talking to others, which made people want to erase it when they saw it. Later, he accepted the proposal of the 'gauze scarf', and made a thick cloth to block half of our faces, which still made people want to tear it open, but if the audience looked sloppy, they might mistakenly think that the thick cloth was the real thing that we covered in order to block our mouths.

Then, instead of covering up, Pei Bing erased our mouth from the image transmission, and wiped it so roughly, that it became an empty section of our neck in the eyes of the audience, and then suspended half of our head above the nose.

For a short period of time, there were a lot of protests in the barrage:

"We're here to see beauties, why are we going to horror movies?"

"Beauty, why are you spoiling yourself so much?"

"I can't agree with the description 'waste'. Half of the head is also beautiful, only the neck is also beautiful, and the eyeballs are also beautiful. If the ghosts who come to me at night can have such a look, and I can gladly receive them with broken bodies. ”

“...... What's that guy up front doing?"

"I reported the previous one and strongly asked to silence him/her/it. ”

"Who do you report it to? Is there anyone else in the cultivation realm who cares about the barrage? Lock the Immortal Sect? Can they control it? They themselves are still in a state of being banned. ”

"Yunxia Sect and Hehuan Sect. In fact, there are people in charge of every barrage, but you have to look for it. ”

"Makes sense, teachable. ”

☆、1971_ Posture of looking down

I don't know if anyone from the Yunxia Sect and the Hehuan Sect has accepted this report, because before the others reacted, Pei Bing had already banned that person with the help of artifacts.

My sister sent a message: "You're afraid that others won't know that you can watch the barrage, right?"

Me: "The forbidden spiritual power that tracked Pei Bing below the Transformation Period would only track the Yunxia Sect, and I knew that it was someone from the Yunxia Sect who did it, and then I couldn't continue to investigate, and it was impossible to guess that I made the ban, because in a physical sense, I am not in the Yunxia Sect's territory at all." And above the incarnation stage, those who want to know already know that I can contact the outside world. ”

The mission office kept sending me messages, and I also handed in the distribution map a few times, and the predecessors of the Mahayana couldn't find out until the divine consciousness and spiritual power were completely wasted.

My sister: "Pei Bing has grown up very quickly." ”

What do you mean when you praise him all the time looking at me? Yes, compared to his rapid growth, my growth is really wasteful.

Pei Bing: "I am a good spiritual treasure from the beginning, and I don't dislike you." ”

Pei Bing can look down at me when he speaks recently, and I can't refute it yet...... The cultivation realm is really too strong to respect.

Pei Bing: "Don't complain about the society if you waste your own materials." ”

Look, and look down.

*

After Pei Bing cut out the mouths of me and the people I was talking to from the images and caused protests, he quickly made false mouths for us on the transmitted images, which are the same as our real mouths, except that there will be no mouth shapes, may be closed, and may make some meaningless opening and closing movements.

As evidenced by Pei Bing's fake skin for himself, his human skin imitation technology is very good, and because it is connected to my soul, the fake mouth he made for me is enough to be real.

The barrage affirmed this:

"I adjusted the mouth movements, although I can't see the lips opening and closing less seductive, but static beauty is also beautiful. ”

"Is Pei Lin learning detail shielding technology? It's quite easy to learn, and the cuteness has increased. ”

"I can't do big things, I can only practice some strange tricks. ”

"It's so sour. ”

"A sword cultivation information shield, as well as the previous Tongming Fruit, is it still worthy of praise?"

"Sour is very sour, but it doesn't seem to be entirely unreasonable. ”

"So, your professional biases and professional stereotypes are too serious. Sword cultivation must not be popular, nervous, violent, vicious, unreasonable, and illiterate......"

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