In the mountains near Seoul, South Korea, a white light flashed, and an unconscious naked man appeared on the rugged ground.

In the man's mind, an unscrupulous voice was nagging: "Finally tricked him back, oh no, it was proposed to the experiencer and the experiencer was sure that with the help of the great and beautiful 250 advanced management intelligence, he finally returned to the hometown that the experiencer had been dreaming of." Although the process is slightly tortuous and the results are slightly skewed, the general direction is correct. "If a man is awake, he will definitely complain about whether 250 is a cosplay leader of the Celestial Empire.

"It is detected that the region to which the experiencer belongs is the earth South Korea and meets the conditions of the system task, the system starts to run after self-checking, and the data of the experiencer will be scanned after the operation is completed. ”

Experiencer ID: 2503687 (250th Experiencer under 3687 Executives)

Name: Luo Fengen (Are you sure this is a man's name and not a sissy?)

Gender: Male (if you don't have surgery, this gender will stay with you for the rest of your life)

Age: 32 (you're already an old man)

Height: 181.2 (accurate to 1 decimal place)

Weight: 90kg (you basically belong to the same category as a person with a height of 150 and a weight of 150)

Family situation: Slightly (want to know? Please spend points to buy)

Possession: None (You're a waste in my eyes)

After the basic information is verified, the task is opened if the conditions for opening the task are met:

Main quest name: The Perfect Gagman Life

Main quest content: Become the best gagman on the planet (due to the experiencer's passive choice of the perfect level mission, the mission achievement conditions are reduced to become the best gagman in Asia)

Main Branch Quest: In order to complete the best gagman in Asia, please join the entertainment industry within 2 months. Failure of the task will be punished for the detachment of the perfect life system (the unqualified experiencer will be erased before the detachment, so the experiencer can be understood as a punishment as obliteration).

Diamond Romance Mission: The Vanishing Women's Celestial Group

Description: Participants are asked to marry a former (current) member of the Women's Celestial Group

Time: 1 month (what time is too short, sorry who randomly sent you to the diamond mission)

Scope of the women's group: Girls' Generation, wondergirl, kara, etc. (because it is triggered by the diamond task limited range condition, please draw the experiencer, because the experiencer has not been drawn for a long time, the system will automatically randomly limit the range to Girls' Generation).

Penalty for mission failure: Cut into dices (rest assured that as a disciplined system department, it will be detached at every turn).

When Luo Fengen woke up, what he saw was the situation above, and he suddenly felt like thousands of grass and mud horses were running through his mind. "250 is not coming, come out of here, I promise to kill you. ”

"250 is at your service 2503687." An incomparably hateful voice sounded in Luo Fengen's mind. "Explain to me the current situation, to the whole point. Luo Fengen gritted his teeth and said.

"In view of the confusion of the logical thinking of the No. 2503687 experiencer, the comprehension ability is not strong, and the IQ is a hard injury, the No. 250 advanced management intelligence will explain it for you. The Perfect Life system was bound to you in 1986 in the Earth Calendar, and in 1991, it was triggered by the Six Madnesses and chose the perfect immortal life, and failed to fall in the process of impacting the last link of the main quest. Before the fall, he helped another system-approved soul in the body to accept the perfect life mission. ”

"I'm X, why did he help me take the task. ”

"The Perfect Life system stipulates that the experiencer who chooses the perfect life task and achieves more than 85% completion will be able to designate the next experiencer, and of course, the former must also give the current one a certain amount of compensation. ”

"Nima, this is really strong. 250 You continue to answer. ”

The task of "numbered 2503687 is randomly drawn, and the result is a perfect gagman life, and the completion conditions are reduced due to the random drawing of the task. Since the mission is largely Earth, returning to Earth triggers. That's it. ”

"X, explain to me what the Diamond Romance mission is all about?"

"The first side quest triggered by every single experiencer is a love quest. Since you haven't picked up the task for a long time, the difficulty will automatically increase. The highest difficulty level of the mission is that the diamond level is not enough to punish you for slacking off, so the scope of the mission will be narrowed down and the mission time will be shortened. ”

"X, you don't want to enjoy this strong x. I can't appeal or complain. ”

"The complaint was dismissed, if you want to complain, please complain to the Great Space Research Center, according to the transmission speed of this system, it will be sent to the complaint in about 1,700 earth years. ”

"You're not going to let you snort twice now. ”

This is the end of the answer, and the experiencer is invited to receive the handout and newbie package from the ex. ”

"I've finally given some benefits, give it all to me quickly. ”

"Predecessor Alms: A Super Cell Regeneration (see Mutant Wolverine's ability)

Two star bones set

Since the giver does not set the range, the random drawing result is a general skill gift package, because it is a perfect-level task reward promotion, the experiencer does not set the promotion direction, so the basic skills in the random promotion gift package are doubled. ”

"Life is really full of pits, when is the life of my cup the head? Do you want me to kill myself? ”

"Remind the number 2503687 don't threaten the noble me with your humble life, you will die now, will you be okay immediately? ”

"Don't call that sore number, okay? "Luo Fengen thinks it's not really interesting to be with a system (are you sure you're not scared?) It's better to have a good relationship. Don't ask to go through the back door, just want to no longer pit.

"According to the requirements of the experiencer, the system will call the experiencer 'Xiaofeng' in the future, but unfortunately the experiencer is not surnamed Lu. ”

"It's really a spit everywhere, give me 250 gift bags and alms. "I am helpless about the unscrupulous system Xiaofeng (I will call it so in the future, after all, it was said by the god of the system).

"Since 250 is an insulting language on earth, please change the name for the system, and the name is as follows: 1. Great God 2. Great God 3. Great God. Whether or not to confirm the pick-up. ”

"Can x be more shameless, confirm to receive the great god. ”

"Receive the Starter Pack to get skills: primary driving ability (yes, it is primary, because as long as the beginner can let you drive all the drivable tools on the earth) Primary language ability: contains 4 Chinese dialects, oh pro, identify Xiaofeng Chinese and Korean 4 languages set to English (not afraid to go all over the world) French (said to be the most beautiful language) Japanese (if you want to complete the task, you must go to Japan to develop, see how intimate the god is) Latin (multiple languages have evolved from this, this cost performance is second only to English) Primary cooking ability: You can upgrade the cuisine of 4 countries to a master, except for China, the great god automatically chooses to Korean food (after all, are you Korean now) French food (Gao Dashang has to choose)

Chinese Cuisine Home Cooking (Which of the Eight Cuisines You Want to Choose, Are You Not the One Who Wants To Be A Chef, Or Is Home Cooking Right For You) Japanese Cuisine (The Only Desirable Thing in This Country Other Than 'Blockbuster')

Elementary eloquence (gagman must not explain), elementary sense of artistry (gagman must not explain), elementary dance mastery (a man who can't dance is not a good gagman). In addition, 1000 system points will be given (very useful, please use with caution.) ）”

"Former handouts need to be fused (cue that there will be a little discomfort in the process) and the fusion begins. ”

"I'm x. In the great pain, Xiao Feng only came to the level and shouted two words and fainted.