Chapter 656: Five Great and Three Coarse
Zhang Chi said: "Self-inflicted. After eating and drinking, he picked up a wet towel and wiped his hands, and pouted at the pile of garbage.
Bai Xiaomi knew what he meant, bear with it, always forgive your enemies, there is nothing that makes him more angry than this, the more you want to provoke me, the less angry I am, Bai Xiaomi helped him clean up the garbage, and then got up and sent it to the garbage bin, a little vigilant when he passed by, should this guy's pair of oily hands be dishonest again? I just bought my pants.
Zhang Chi didn't do it this time, Bai Mi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and when she came back, she looked at the carriage, there were no other vacant seats, Zhang Chi was holding her e-paper book and looking at it.
Bai Mi sat down, stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me." β
Zhang Chi said: "Look at the ****!" The voice of this product was a little loud, and immediately attracted the attention of the people around him, a group of people looked at Bai Xiaomi, Bai Xiaomi was a little embarrassed, glared at him and said: "Nonsense, Ken Kohata's "Death Note". β
snatched the e-paper book, and if it was a Death Note, she immediately did not hesitate to write his name on it.
Zhang Daxian said: "I'll tell you a domestic death note, there is a newly-born child named Xiao Ming, the next day Xiao Ming opened his mouth to call his mother, the whole family was surprised, thinking it was a prodigy, but the next day his mother died, two days later Xiao Ming called grandpa again, everyone was mixed, as a result, the child's grandfather died again, within a few days Xiao Ming called Dad, the child's father was very disappointed, began to prepare for the future, never thought, the next day next door Lao Wang died, asked, Xiao Ming's father and the next door Lao Wang What is the relationship?"
Bai Xiaomi rolled her eyes, this question is so boring, I've heard it countless times, it's not funny at all, it's still very vulgar, she hasn't answered yet, the aunt in front of her has already begun to answer: "You don't have to think about it, his dad and Lao Wang next door are neighbors or rivals, Lao Wang gave his dad green." β
Everyone around laughed.
Someone said: "Young man, this is an old terrier, and there is no technical content." β
Someone laughed again.
Bai Xiaomi said: "Lao Wang and his father next door are half-brothers, and Xiao Ming is actually his father's nephew. β
The laughter died down instantly, the carriage was silent, inertial thinking killed people, and everyone woke up, yes, Xiao Ming called grandpa, his grandfather died, there is no doubt about grandpa.
The aunt next door suddenly realized, sighed and said, "This family is so messy." β
Zhang Chi said: "Although it is a clichΓ© story, it also contains a big truth, people are watching the sky, and the bad guys must die!"
Bai Xiaomi's heart trembled, how much this kid hated herself, she pretended to be casual and took a sip of tea, Zhang Chi leaned the big head on her shoulder again, and said in a low voice: "Smart, it seems that this thing is like your own experience." β
Bai Mi sneered: "I thought it was something that happened in your family." β
Zhang Chi smiled, then pretended to be asleep, and his body fell to Bai Xiaomi's thighs, Bai Xiaomi pulled the handbag on the pad in time, today is really bullying this thing, seeing his eyes closed and pretending to sleep, Bai Xiaomi's anger is not in one place, he raised his fingers and gestured in the void, wanting to choose a place to start.
Zhang Chi suddenly opened his eyes, and said without a head: "You know Qin Junyao, right?"
Bai Xiaomi's beautiful eyes widened, and when he looked at this product again, he continued to sleep. Bai Xiaomi shook him vigorously, and this thing didn't bother at all. Only then did Bai Xiaomi realize that his revenge on himself had just begun, how could he know the name?
Bai Xiaomi couldn't stand it halfway, because the place was wet by Zhang Chi Pillow, not her own reason, this thing drooled in her sleep, disgusting, Bai Xiaomi couldn't bear it anymore, pushed his head away, picked up the handbag and left the seat.
Zhang Daxian looked at the back of Bai Xiaomi, opened one eye and closed one eye, with a wicked smile on his face.
Bai Xiaomi has a feeling of being violated, the way to vent his anger is to harass him at all costs, a double blow both physically and mentally, when Bai Xiaomi went to the bathroom to clean up her skirt, she looked at herself in the mirror, her expression management was out of control, she gritted her teeth, it was unbearable, her patience along the way did not exchange for the tolerance of the other party, but it intensified, and she had to make inches, Zhang Chi, Zhang Chi, you bastard. Your grandfather died, your father died, your mother died, and the old king next door to your family died.
Bai Xiaomi found that Zhang Chi had this ability, knowing that he was deliberately angry with himself and reminding himself not to be fooled by him, but in the end he couldn't help it. Clenched his fists, his eyes flashing with lightning.
Bai Mi calmed down for more than ten minutes, then went back again, came to Zhang Chi's side, pointed inside, and motioned him to sit inside, the feeling of being blocked inside by this guy was too embarrassing.
Zhang Chi nodded, this time he was actually more cooperative, Bai Mi sat down beside him, Zhang Chi glanced at the corner of his eyes at forty-five degrees, Bai Mi covered his legs with a handbag, and really wanted to dig out the eyes of the two thieves to squeeze juice.
Zhang Chi said in a low voice: "Wet?"
Bai Xiaomi's nameless fire started, and the anger in her heart that had been accumulated for a long time finally broke the embankment, and she poked Zhang Daxian in an extremely covert way.
Zhang Chi trembled all over, and fell straight to Bai Xiaomi, the discharger Bai Xiaomi had no intention of saving him at all, so he couldn't avoid it, and got up and left directly, watching Zhang Chi fall from the seat to the ground, his hands and feet twitching.
Then he pretended to be panicked and let out a scream, Bai Xiaomi thought that Zhang Chi was acting, I had never seen him so exaggerated in the past, he was obviously in control, and his hair was not curled, which proved that the electricity was not bad.
The enthusiastic crowd immediately gathered around, and the enthusiastic aunt rushed to the front: "Is he crazy about lambs?"
Bai Mi nodded.
"Hurry up cardiopulmonary resuscitation!" The aunt rolled up her sleeves and went up, Zhang Daxian was pressed a few times by the aunt, seeing that the aunt lowered her head and put her mouth up without disgust, this thing quickly woke up like a dream and breathed a sigh of relief.
There was an emergency announcement in the carriage, and if you want to say that socialism is humane, you should immediately find the doctor in the car to come and help.
Zhang Daxian pretended to be confused, lying on the ground, acting a full set, he couldn't stand up now, Bai Xiaomi didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, his right foot stepped on Zhang Daxian's left hand, Zhang Chi True Fire Refining Body was of course not afraid of her stepping on it, but this Nizi was also black enough, poked herself first and stepped on herself, she hurt me before, but now she doesn't even have a little repentance, and you will cry in the future.
The onlookers got out of the way, a doctor came, Zhang Chi saw that this time it was not an ordinary doctor, Qin Zixu, a doctor of brain medicine, and his real identity was Qin Junzhi, the third son of Qin Lao.
As soon as Qin Zixu appeared, Zhang Chi understood that he didn't pretend to be necessary, and he couldn't hide it from others at all, so he quickly sat up and said to Bai Xiaomi: "Step on my hand." β
Bai Xiaomi quickly retracted her feet, and the enthusiastic aunt said, "Don't hurry up and help your boyfriend up." β
Qin Zixu smiled and said, "It turned out to be the two of you, going to Huhai?"
Bai Mi nodded.
Qin Zixu said: "I'll go too." After looking at it, Zhang Chi said, "Are you okay?"
Zhang Chi shook his head.
Qin Zixu said: "I'm in business class, there are too many people here, why don't you come with me, I'll check it for you?"
Zhang Chi said: "Thank you, no need, I'm just suffering from heat stroke." β
Qin Zixu knew that he was fine, and smiled: "Drink more water, rest more, I don't think you have anything to do." He turned to leave, and Bai Xiaomi followed: "Dr. Qin, I have something I want to ask you." β
Bai Mi walked for several hours, and when she was about to reach Huhai, she came back and found Zhang Chi munching on her fruit, looking at her e-paper book, Bai Mi said: "You really don't think of yourself as an outsider." β
Zhang Chi said: "I'll show you how much the bag is, and you have to get paid." β
Bai Xiaomi didn't bother to argue with him, took the suitcase off it, and said to Zhang Chi: "Let's go our separate ways after we get out of the car, you'd better not follow me, otherwise I'll call the police." β
Zhang Chi said: "Lao Qu arranged a special car to pick us up. β
"I'll take a taxi!" Bai Mi regarded him as a plague god and avoided him.
Zhang Chi came to the hotel to sign in, the hotel is located in the downtown area of Shanghai, Zhang Chi lives in a big bed room, just lay down after taking a shower, Qi Bing's phone called, since the last time Zhang Chi disappeared for so long, Qi Bing heard that he was a little worried about his business trip, so Zhang Chi called her when he arrived, but the goods were forgotten.
Zhang Chi opened the video, broadcast the interior of the room live, and said happily: "See clearly, there is only one person in my room." β
Qi Bing said, "What's in the cabinet?" β
Zhang Chi glanced at it, there was a condom or something in the small frame, and he moved the camera forward.
Qi Bing said: "The evidence of the crime is conclusive!"
Zhang Chi said: "There is something wrong with you, there is this in the hotel room, people encourage consumption and spend money, besides, I don't need this, you don't know." β
Qi Bing said: "Give me an honest account, do you know?"
Zhang Chi said: "When did you start to become suspicious, I knew this, I will store the things with you first, so that you don't doubt me." β
Qi Bing chuckled: "Next time, I will help you put it in the refrigerator and store it." β
The two of them were tired of the phone for a while before hanging up, and Zhang Daxian was lying on the bed alone blowing the air conditioner to slowly reduce the swelling.
The phone at the bedside rang, Zhang Chi picked up the phone, and a delicate voice came from inside: "Does Mr. want to serve?"
Zhang Daxian is now very vigilant, and habitually angrily reprimanded: "Lao Tzu is a serious person!" and hung up the phone, it stands to reason that this kind of big hotel should not have this kind of thing.
Zhang Chi was ready to take a nap, then went out for a walk, lying on the bed and remembering Qi Bing, Xiao Nizi was so flirtatious on the phone just now, that people couldn't get up.
The doorbell rang outside, Zhang Chi got up and leaned on the cat's eye to look out, saw that it was white millet, and opened the door.
Bai Xiaomi saw that this guy appeared in front of him wearing only a pair of underwear, and the shape of the underwear was a little full, and his face suddenly turned a little red: "I have an e-paper book." β
Zhang Chi said: "You come in, I'll get it for you!"
Bai Mi shook her head, feeling that it was a little dangerous to go in, but it was safe to be in the corridor.
Zhang Chi turned around and closed the door, Bai Xiaomi was waiting outside, and after waiting for a few minutes, he didn't see the door open, and he pressed the doorbell one after another a little depressed, and he was indifferent to how he pressed the goods.
Bai Xiaomi was about to leave, when she saw two security guards coming over, one left and one right, and surrounded her: "Miss, you come with us." β
Bai Mi said: "Why should I go with you?"
"The guest called and said you were harassing. β
Bai Mi is so angry that he smokes, this product is really undisciplined, and he can do anything.
Zhang Chi slept for a long time and was woken up by the mobile phone, picked up and looked at an overseas number, now the scammer fraud tricks are renovated, there are often this kind of calls, Zhang Chi still connected the phone, it was Rui Fu who called him, it turned out that Rui Fu also came to participate in this exchange forum, and learned that Zhang Chi was also in the hotel, and asked him to go downstairs to drink coffee.
Zhang Chi yawned and said, "Coffee is free, you invite me to dinner, it's time for dinner." β
Rui Fu smiled: "Okay, I'll wait for you in the cafΓ© downstairs, hurry up." β
Zhang Chi agreed, but the swelling had not subsided, he went to the bathroom with his legs horned, he was young and strong, and he was in good health, and he was very strong in peeing, and he accidentally sneered at the wall.
Rui Fu pouted and sat in front of the bar drinking coffee, Zhang Chi didn't find her curves so obvious in the past, foreigners' buttocks usually develop violently, and they really can't be seen from their faces alone, Rui Fu has blonde hair and a shawl, a white T-shirt and jeans, looking back and smiling, like a golden fox, beckoning to him.
Zhang Chi walked over with his trouser pocket, Rui Fu had already ordered him a cup of iced coffee, Zhang Chi sat down next to her and drank two sips of iced coffee.
Rui Fu looked at Zhang Chi: "I thought you were dead." β
Zhang Daxian was choked by her words, and coughed a few times in succession: "Seeing me appear alive, I'm very disappointed, isn't it?"
Rui Fu said: "No, happy, you owe me so much, I will ask someone for an account when I die." β
Zhang Chi noticed that there was an extra butterfly tattoo on Ruifu's arm, and unceremoniously reached out and touched it.
Rui Fu laughed: "You don't see the outside, fake, it's fun to stick." β
Zhang Chi said: "It looks like the real thing." He glanced around, and saw a black couple sitting there in the corner, and the two happened to be looking at him, Zhang Chi knew that the so-called paranormal exchange forum was a conference of superpowers, and the probability of meeting superpowers in the hotel was extremely high.
Reeve is not a good person, she will do whatever it takes to achieve her goals, and she represents different national interests, so she doesn't know what to think.
Zhang Chi took a sip of iced coffee, his eyes were like radar on Rui Fu's chest and buttocks, Rui Fu said: "Your eyes are a little colorful, how long have you not seen a woman?"
Zhang Daxian held his breath, not because he didn't like to smell it, but because he was afraid that she would put a trick on her, he put down the coffee cup and said, "I feel like you've developed recently." β
Reev laughed, "Do you like it?"
Zhang Chi said: "I still like domestic ones." β
Rui Fu smacked him hard with blue eyes: "No taste!"
Zhang Chi said: "You are less seductive to me, there is something to say, for me the sugar-coated cannonball is useless, in case I pick up the sugar-coating, and then give you the cannonball back, it is easy to hurt the peace." β
Rui Fu said: "Dare to pick up the sugar coating, you are not afraid of being killed by a cannonball?" leaned forward a little, and the buttocks were more exaggerated, Zhang Daxian glanced at it again, and said that it was the first time that he could sit on a motorcycle and ride a motorcycle.
Rui Fu drank coffee unhurriedly, she seemed to have forgotten about eating, Zhang Chi was not in a hurry, her eyes looked around, and she saw an acquaintance coming in from outside, Qin Zixu came to the window seat and sat down, that person should have been reserved for him.
Rui Fu whispered: "Top brain surgery expert, Dr. Qin Zixu Qin, look at how elegant the temperament of others is, and then look at you, five big and three coarse." β
"Words can't be used indiscriminately, what are the five big and three coarse, do you know which five big and which three coarse?"
Rif was stopped by him, blinked, and then glanced at his crotch out of the corner of her eye.
Zhang Daxian sighed, this foreign girl is direct: "You want to be crooked, the head is big, the hands are big, the feet are big, these are the big ones, the legs are thick, the neck is thick, the arms are thick, this is the three thick." β
Rui Fu looked at Zhang Chi again: "You're not too big, not too thick!"
Zhang Chi said: "I can't tell you foreigners clearly, Chinese culture is broad and profound, do you understand?"
Rui Fu nodded, she actually understood this.
Zhang Chi was also idle and wanted to help her popularize science, and saw Chu Jianghe walking in from outside, followed by the motor, it seems that Huhai is a stormy meeting.
Chu Jianghe walked directly towards Qin Zixu, and didn't see Zhang Chi, maybe he didn't see it, the motor followed him back and forth, and the motor saw it, and hurriedly came over to say hello: "Yo, brother, I was just about to call you." β
Mada glanced at Ruifu more, and smiled a little ambiguously at Zhang Chi, but Zhang Chi didn't introduce him: "How did you know I was coming?"
Ma Ma said: "I saw Mi Xiaobai, she was detained by the security guard, and she was so angry that she scolded you." β
Zhang Chi smirked.
Ma Ma smiled: "Brother, did you report it?"
Zhang Chi said: "You came with Chu Jianghe?"
Ma said: "The Security Bureau asked us to come over to participate in the forum, I actually made up the number, don't talk about it, I have to go over, and when I have time, I will call you and invite you to dinner." β
Zhang Chi nodded, glanced at Chu Jianghe from a distance, Chu Jianghe also looked at him at this time, the two met their eyes, smiled at each other, and said hello.
Zhang Chi said to Ruifu, "Are you planning to stay here for the exhibition?"
Reev said, "Wait a little longer." β
Zhang Chi said, "Who are you waiting for?" Before the words fell, he saw a group of people coming in outside, six men in black suits and ties, escorting a young woman in a black kimono and walking in.
Rui Fu observed the group of people from the corner of her eyes, Zhang Chi had a similar impression of Dongying women, low eyebrows, white face and short legs, but this is a special case, the height is close to one meter seven, and the contours of the face are a little tough, a bit of European and American mixed blood.
Ruifu whispered: "Yoshino Ryoko, the initiator of this forum. β