"Get out of here!"

"Get out of here!"

"Get out of here!"

“......”

"Woo~"

Over the next few nights, Barney was hit so hard that he almost turned into a monster.

This night.

"Barney, you can't let Adam go first, or you'll really have no chance at all. ”

Ted reminded: "This kind of thing, always pay attention to a first come, first come, first to have an advantage, and you are a fair game, naturally you have to take turns to go first, you always let Adam go first, just look down on him, this is not good." ”

"You're right. ”

Barney had this step and immediately rolled down: "This time I'll go up first." ”

Lily and Matthew sat on the sidelines, smiling without saying a word.

When Adam arrived, he heard Barney's words and smiled, "Of course it's no problem." ”

"Well, this time it's my turn to show my real skills. ”

Barney got up, tightened his tie, and was in high spirits.

"Have you seen Barney?"

Barney walked up behind a blonde beauty and patted her gently, using his usual routine.

In the past, he cooperated with Ted and other partners, introduced each other to each other, and left after photographing the beauties, leaving the beauties to his partners.

Now in order to compete fairly with Adam, he can only talk to himself.

The blonde beauty looked back and saw that Barney was alone, a little stunned.

"Barney Stinson. ”

Barney already reached out and smiled.

"Amy. ”

The blonde beauty reacted, and when she saw that Barney's qi (clothes) were not (very) expensive (clothes), she chose to accept Barney's alternative way of greeting, and smiled and stretched out her hand.

In the country of rice, the ones called Amy, Emily, and Emma are similar to Xiao Ming Xiaohong over there in the eastern country, not too much, just look at how many Amy Adam has met.

"So, Amy, do you like magic?"

Barney has one of his tricks.

"It's okay. ”

Amy shrugged.

As soon as the words fell, a spark flew from Barney's right hand to his left hand, and Barney opened the palm of his left hand, which was written: "It's okay." ”

“oh，my god！”

Amy exclaimed.

Another flash of fire flew to his right hand, and Barney opened the palm of his right hand, and it was written exactly "Oh, my god!"

Then, Amy began to pester Barney to ask about the mysteries of magic, and from time to time Barney was amused.

"It looks like Barney won this game. ”

Ted smiled reassuringly.

"Huh. ”

Adam laughed, "It's not over yet." ”

After a while, Barney secretly made a successful gesture to Adam and the others, got up and went to the bathroom.

"It's my turn. ”

Adam took a sip of his beer and got up and walked towards Amy, a blonde beauty.

"Hi. ”

"Hi~"

Barney walked around the corner and stopped, not going to the bathroom at all.

Ted's words, he agrees, two top masters against each other, the first strike is indeed very important.

In his heart, Adam's level had been recognized by him.

His first men were perfect, and now he was going to see Adam's good work.

Then his face darkened.

But seeing Adam's simple greeting 'hi' made the blonde beauty completely hi, that gaze, Chi Guoguo was telling him that Adam's 'hi' was more useful than the magic he had worked so hard to practice.

Seeing that the blonde Amy was about to follow Adam, Barney couldn't take it anymore and walked back quickly, stopping her.

"Amy. ”

He wants to face Adam head-on, leaving the blonde Amy to choose.

Although he didn't want to admit it, he liked the binding force of morality for the first time, and he came first.

"Barney, I still have something to do, let's talk next time. ”

Blonde Amy said casually, took Adam's hand, and walked out, as if it wasn't her who had been teased by Barney before.

Adam smiled at Barney and left.

"No!"

Looking at the backs of the two leaving, Barney shouted unwillingly.

Obviously, he came first......

The days that followed were Barney's nightmare.

No matter how he prepared the tricks, he couldn't beat Adam's 'Hi'.

Constantly failing in the field he is most proud of, coupled with the hormones accumulated by Ji Xiaolan's physique, he is about to explode.

"No!"

"No!"

"No!"

These are the words he calls the most.

"Adam, let's forget it. ”

Lily couldn't bear to say, "Barney is going crazy." ”

"That's right. ”

Ted chimed in, "It's better for you to let him win a game." ”

"No, I can't. ”

Adam shook his head and said, "This is a bet, fair play, and deliberately losing, that is the biggest humiliation for him." ”

"But you've won now. ”

Ted was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with letting him win a game?"

"That's one of the punishments for him. ”

Adam smiled: "When the bet was made, he also knew, I believe that after this time, he will no longer have only himself, as long as I think, no matter what others think, but before that, I must ensure that the lesson is deep enough." ”

Then, he told the story of Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Wei.

"Ted, do you think Barney can do such a thing?"

Adam asked.

“......”

Ted was speechless.

Needless to ask, Barney is 100% capable of doing this kind of thing, and it's not even unintentional like Lu Xiaobu.

"Then are you willing to be Zhang Wei?"

Adam asked again.

The corners of Ted's mouth twitched, still not wanting to answer.

Of course he didn't want to, if he married the man he loved, and Barney ruined it, then he would probably go crazy.

That's right!

The story of Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Wei that Adam told them was modified, and in this version of the story, Xiaoli broke up with Zhang Wei because Zhang Wei missed the wedding, and Zhang Wei missed his true love.

Otherwise, if it were the original, Ted would say, if I were Zhang Wei, I would bless her and her ex-boyfriend.

After asking Ted to leave, and then calming Lily, who was emotionally charged with the story and asked Adam to teach Barney not to stop, Adam continued to play the game with Barney.

For Adam, the month passed quickly.

But for Barney, who was badly hit and in pain, it was the long winter that was finally over.

"I lost. ”

Barney announced the result with a sense of relief.

"I was wrong, I obeyed!"

Barney said it a hundred times in front of everyone in the bar.

"Crown, I'll give it to you as soon as possible. ”

With that, Barney walked briskly out of The Macallan's Bar.

"Barney ......"

Lily and the three of them were a little unbearable.

"Shall we comfort him? ”

"It's better not to, what he needs now is to lick his wounds alone. ”

Matthew said.

"Huh. ”

Adam couldn't help but laugh.

"You're still laughing!"

Ted was furious: "You're too much!"

"Why can't I laugh?"

Adam pouted, "This is Barney Stinson, you don't really think that he was completely knocked down, and then he hid and licked his wounds silently, right?

"Isn't it?"

Ted said angrily.

"Huh. ”

Adam sneered: "You are still too naïve, and you don't know him at all, the reason why he walked so fast, of course, the loss of face is part of the reason, but the main thing is that he rushed to lick the wound, but he won't lick the wound himself." ”

"You mean ......"

Lily and the three suddenly realized.

Dancers' Club.

Barney is enjoying a lap dance with a smile on his face.

"Ahh ”

"So fast?"

"No !!"

In the dancer's surprised inquiry, Barney's cry of pain broke through the sky and through the universe, as if even the fourth wall had been broken......