Looking at the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty in An Xiaoxiao Primary School, Li Shixin touched his beard.

I'm still a little fatter.

"An Xiaoxiao, how many pounds did you say you had last time?"

"Four, forty-eight kilograms. ”

"Huh, forty-eight kilograms, what have you eaten in the past two days?"

An Xiaoxiao, who was pretending to be a stinky fart for herself, suddenly short-circuited, "It's all kinds of noodles, teacher, you let me maintain my body, I don't dare to eat meat." ”

Face?

Li Shixin looked An Xiaoxiao up and down, and pulled out a weighing scale in the props room: "Come up." ”

Seeing this, Ann was a little panicked!

"That, teacher, tomorrow when I finish pooping in the morning, I'll weigh it......"

"I'll let you come up!"

Seeing Li Shixin's black face, An Xiaoxiao weighed nervously.

Biu！

The hand climbed to forty-eight and five.

"Ahhh

The highest weight ever!

When I go back to Beiwu at school, this weight will be killed by the teacher to show the public!

"You students of Northern Dance, don't you know that carbohydrates are fatter than meat?!"

Li Shixin rubbed his temples, feeling that his requirements for this student were too low.

"Ann Xiaoxiao, starting today. You give me a reduced-fat meal, broccoli, tomatoes, carrots, chicken breast...... Boil in water! Gain another pound...... You're going to fuck me off!"

"Oh. ”

An Xiaoxiao held her mouth and was silent.

After an episode passed, Li Shixin sorted out his appearance neatly. I summoned the photographer and started taking makeup photos.

As soon as I started filming here, the girl who had been stripped of her clothes sent it to WeChat.

Thinking that the little girl was also miserable, in order to take a set of costume photos, there was such a turmoil, so Li Shixin sent her the location of the props room.

After a while, the girl was called.

After saying hello again, Li Shixin learned that the girl's name was Yun Moxiao, a chemical dog who was in her second year of college.

Seeing An Xiaoxiao, Yun Moxiao was stunned.

"Oh my God! Which fairy daughter jumped out of this painting? Ah, what kind of fairy skirt are you wearing, this and this, and this!? Obviously, there are no patterns, but how do you look so gorgeous?!...... It's a wedding dress, it's a wedding dress!"

Looking at the girl who was looking around her, with little stars in her eyes, An Xiaoxiao blinked.

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"Sister, did you come and take a group photo at the teacher's request?"

Yun Moxiao patted her head at this time, tidied up the skirt on her body, stood aside with An Xiaoxiao's arm, and posed a scissor hand against the camera.

Li Shixin cooperated on the side, and after taking a set of photos with the two little girls, he took a group of photos for An Xiaoxiao alone.

After the photo was taken, Yun Moxiao was very happy when she got the promise that the cameraman would send her after the post-production was done.

Seeing that Li Shixin began to pack up his things, he leaned over: "Mr. Li, your crew...... Recruit a group performer?"

Li Shixin smiled.

Of course, the crew is recruiting group actors, but what is going to be filmed now is a short video, according to Li Shixin's plan, that is, a plot of about ten minutes.

There are not many shots of the two protagonists, and the group performance may be a scene where they show their faces.

After looking at Yun Moxiao's image, Li Shixin groaned slightly, and said, "There is a trick of Yang Guifei, but she may not show her face." ”

"What does the costume look like?!"

Li Shixin casually pointed to the two sets hanging in the props room.

Seeing the two sets of large-sleeved saro shirts and cloud blue skirts like distant mountains and waterfalls, Yun Moxiao's eyes lit up.

"Don't want money, play tricks, okay?"

Looking at the little stars in this girl's eyes, Li Shixin was happy.

......

In the afternoon, the makeup photos were sent to the Doushou number, and Li Shixin and Wu Peng took the crew to start work together.

The plot of the short video is divided into two parts.

Li Shixin's scene is a prequel to "Mobei", and through the daily life of Guo Yuanzheng and his comrades, he shows the style of the white-haired soldiers who have persevered for 25 years. Through the friendship between the robes and their respective concerns, the character of Guo Yuanzheng is enriched. In the end, it ended with receiving the escort task delivered by the general.

It is mainly the part of the dream of ancient marksmanship teaching, and the first half of the dream of lost tailoring.

Ann's small scene appeared as a side story. It is mainly based on the dream of lost tailoring. After the separation of Cixiu and the young man, Guo Yuanzheng, he began to play An Lushan in front of the people of the city, and resolutely went to the climax of death.

Li Shixin originally wanted to shoot these two parts.

But the sunspots that appeared in the comment area of the fighter made him extremely unhappy.

Originally, he wanted to win the top five, but after experiencing this incident, he felt that if he didn't win the popularity championship, he would be really sorry for the good intentions of those sunspots.

So on top of these two videos, he built a sequel.

It ended with the dead Cixiu finally waiting for Guo Yuanzheng, whose soul returned to Chang'an after dying in the war, to reunite after forty-five years. However, he didn't want to shoot this part for a long time, and it was expected to be about 30 seconds.

After the plan was finalized, the crew started work immediately.

Because it's a short story, the plot is relatively compact.

And Wu Peng suggested that the two parts of the prequel and the outgoing can be divided to start filming to speed up the progress, although the first day of shooting was only one afternoon, but the progress was good.

It only took more than four hours, and the prequel and the outgoing were already half completed.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the crew finished work, and everyone returned to the homestay again.

Li Shixin took advantage of the meal and turned on his mobile phone.

It's okay not to watch it, but when he saw the comment area of the video of the makeup photo in the fighter, he frowned.

scold

Presumably saw the costume in An Xiaoxiao's makeup photo and felt a greater threat. There are more sunspots in the comment area.

Looking around, you can see that the screen is full of words like wrong shape, garbage clothing, and disrespect for history. Li Shixin was happy.

I'm still too young.

I'm afraid you don't know......

The old man has nothing to do, and he is looking for porcelain to touch the master!

Squinting his eyes, carefully selected the sunspots in the comment area, Li Shixin re-registered a fighter number, found the most active sunspot, and sent a private message.

"Hello, do you have any business to brush comments?"

Soon, the other side gave a reply.

"Private accounts, no swiping is accepted!"

Seeing this reply with a heroic and righteous spirit, Li Shixin raised his eyebrows: "Big business, long-term stability." ”

"Automatic thumbs up or manual comments? Automatically brush likes 10 likes for one yuan, manual comments for 2 dimes. ”

Tsk, you see, the old man is not wrong in the end.

Li Shixin grinned, "Brush comments." ”

"We paid half of the deposit upfront, provided screenshots after completion, and paid the final payment. ”

Seeing the other party's reply, Li Shixin directly clapped the board: "No problem, give me a comment of 5,000 yuan first." ”

Please provide the target account number and requirements. ”

Li Shixin looked at the accounts of the top three works in the Fighter Short Video Popularity Grand Prix, and narrowed his eyes.

"Hanzi Hanfu, the most popular video of the Grand Prix at present, has a praise of 2,500 yuan. ”

"Yes. And then? another two and a half?"

"Huaqi signed artist Li Shixin, this account is swiped two thousand five. How vicious can you come, if you don't give me black Xiang, I won't pay the salary!"

“...... No problem! You are satisfied! What else could you ask for?"

"Of course there is! You have to use the same batch of brush accounts for me. ”

"Yes. Please add VX to the deposit...... Deliver as soon as you pay. ”

Looking at the WeChat account sent by the brush, Li Shixin smiled.

Don't you want to brush?

Brush it and brush it a little more freely!

Isn't it the old black man?

The old man helps you black!

......

Rong shop.

Half past eight in the evening.

Old man Liu Feng sat on the bed, wearing reading glasses, looking at the video on his grandson's mobile phone, and his smiling dentures were fanning.

"Oh, this is a little girl! this girl is so handsome in this outfit. ”

Sun Tzu nodded again and again, "Fairy-like." ”

Looking at the latest makeup photo video released by Li Shixindou, Li Shixin, who is dressed in a military uniform, and An Xiaoxiao, who is dressed in a wedding dress, the more he looks at it, the happier he becomes.

Directly picked up his grandson's mobile phone and took it to the front to take a closer look.

I watched it several times, and then I clicked on the comment area tremblingly.

Get ready to see how a group of young people boast about it.

However, when he saw the comment area, those "dog thing! What are you scared of when you're so old?!" "What is this little girl wearing? Ugly one! Shame on people!" "This is also called a fucking Tang costume?garbage!"......

Liu Feng, the whole old man, was stunned.

"your grandma!" beep ......beep

With a "whoosh", the eighty-four-year-old old man Liu Feng jumped up from the head of the bed!

"Is this human?!What qualities do these young people have now!His grandmother's! Mommy beep, beep, beep......, beep

After a ten-minute spitting fragrance, Liu Feng's grandson patted his back and stroked his chest again, which stabilized the old man's mood.

However, he still couldn't stop Old Man Liu's anger.

The old man pointed to the mobile phone that was smashed by himself, and glared at his grandson: "Grandson, what do you young people call this?"

"Keyboard Warrior, Grandpa. ”

"Can this fucking be called a chivalry?" the old man gasped and slapped his crutch fiercely: "Fuck him, beep, this technology is really a fucking progress." Lao Tzu didn't recruit anyone or provoke anyone, sitting on the kang head at home can make the bastard half angry!"

When the grandson saw that he had phlegm again, he hurriedly reassured: "Grandpa, what do you know about them in general? They catch Zhou Zhou with keyboards, and they don't know anything except scolding people on the Internet." ”

"I'm beep-beep!" Old man Liu Feng scolded angrily, "Such people, grandson, have we recruited them?"

Sun Tzu shook his head decisively, "The country can't be governed." ”

"I still don't fucking believe it!" Hearing this, Old Man Liu Feng slapped his thigh fiercely, picked up the mobile phone on the ground, thought about it, and opened the fan WeChat group: "Younger brothers and sisters, Shixin has been hacked on the Internet! My old man thought, Shixin was already sick, this grievance, he can't let him suffer alone!"

"We saw it!"

Immediately, there were old fans in the WeChat group who responded.

"His grandmother's, we don't know how to play with this young man. But you can't let Shixin be alone, and everyone helps to be bullied. Lao Tzu paid for plane tickets, and everyone in our group who could move went to Linxia to give Brother Shixin a strong voice!"

"Done!"

"No problem!"

"When are you leaving?"

Rong shop.

Wu Ming's home.

Touch!

With a muffled sound, Wu Ming slammed the phone on the dining table.

frightened Chen Boshi, who was sitting opposite her, a child.

o(?Д?) "Grandma、What's wrong with you?"

Looking at his granddaughter, who was exceptionally well-behaved because of his anger, Wu Ming stabilized his mood and smiled.

"Boshi, don't you always say that you want to travel? Anyway, there's nothing to do in the past two days, grandma will take you to play?"

(；? ＿?) "Where are you going?"

"A place with sunshine and sandy beach. ”

(???) "Sun, beach, milk, grandma...... You, are you talking about Joya?!Grandma, you, you're so good!"

"No, I'm talking about Linxia. ”

(ーー;) "Ahh The wind was strong and not warm. ”

"Oh?" Wu Ming raised his eyebrows, "Chen Boshi, it's almost the New Year." ”

ヽ(￣д￣;) "So what?"

"This year's New Year, I want your mother to come over and spend it together. You said...... If I tell your grumpy mom about your usual behavior, I ......"

(‘～`；)“ Oh, grandma, it's actually nothing wrong with a little windy, when are we leaving?"

"Don't worry, before you go, you can help grandma do one thing. Look at your Grandpa Li's fighter, how do you solve these sunspots?"

"Don't be afraid of grandma, look at my Chen Boshi's great summoning technique!"

Chen Boshi immediately took out her mobile phone and clicked on Chen Yiyi and Su Sansan's QQ: "Control comments, anti-black!

Rong shop.

Chen Yiyi and Su Sansan's home.

received a message from Chen Boshi, and the two little loli were full of black lines on their foreheads.

(?д?) ，(?д?)? ┬─┬ノ┻━┻

"Hehehehe, I actually hacked my military master. ”

"Hehehehehe, you dare to hack my little sister?!"

Almost at the same time, the two logged into Li Shixin's Weibo.

"The account of the Xinye Fighter has been hacked!Where is the Iron Guardian?!"