"Not bad. After leaving the fried bun shop, Lin Sen spit out the toothpick at the corner of his mouth, and then looked at Li Zedao with a lewd smile and said.

Li Zedao smiled embarrassedly, he also felt that he had done a good job, and he helped justice, so that the owner of the honest and kind fried bun shop was spared a disaster, and in the end, the boss was grateful, and he didn't accept the money for fried buns and tofu brains, Li Zedao wanted to turn his face even more, and then looked at Li Ze with a smile and said very vaguely that his daughter was eighteen years old this year and was very good-looking...... Pure, kind, and simple-minded Li Zedao said that he didn't know anything about what the boss said about his daughter's good-looking appearance.

The only thing that is a little regrettable is that the uncle finally let the red hair smash his mouth alive and break his fingers, which seriously affected his performance, if that sentence was said by him, then this matter would be perfect.

"Who made him a senior uncle?" Li Zedao thought, "Pretending to force this kind of thing to give him it." ”

"Boy, I'm talking about fried buns. Lin Sen looked at him like an idiot and said.

"......" Li Zedao's face turned red, and he said stiffly, "Uncle Shi, I'm talking about fried buns...... too"

In order to hide his weakness, Li Zedao hurriedly changed the topic: "By the way, Uncle Shi, if there is nothing to do, I will go back to school, and if I don't leave, I will be late...... Where do you live now? I'll come to you after school?"

"What kind of school do you go to?" Lin Sen said with a wave of his hand, "Middle school is a place to train nerds!"

“......”

"You look at my uncle, I have only been in kindergarten for a year, and now I am not so good...... Damn, why is the wind so strong today?" said Lin Sen took out the small mirror he carried with him again, frowned and combed his hair.

Li Zedao hurriedly turned around, looking like I didn't know you, it's really a shame to have such a stinky and beautiful uncle!

Combed his hair in the mirror, Lin Sen grinned and looked at his teeth again, well, there was no food left on it, looked at the corners of his eyes, well, the eye feces were cleaned up, and looked at his nostrils again, well, the hair was well trimmed and it was not exposed......

Then he clenched his fists a little excitedly, feeling that he was really handsome and bubbling, so handsome that other men wanted to buy a piece of tofu to death when they saw it!

Then he was a little puzzled, why he was so handsome and still single? There were already more than 20 women in the boss and so obscene...... Well, let's not talk about the boss's perversion, let's just say that the old monk who is so obscene that he can't be called a coquettish old monk also has such a coquettish beauty who accompanies him to roast chickens, and Dirk, the dead foreign devil, also found a big-breasted and big-ass foreign girl to fight friendly battles outside every day.

And after so many years, I am still single, is it because ...... Is your vision too high?

"Alas, it's not that I lack a pair of eyes to find beauty, but that those beauties have been chosen by the boss's animal. Lin Sen sighed slightly.

Seeing Lin Sen looking in the mirror over there like a nervous disorder, with a very lewd smile on his face, and then with a look of emotion, as if the chrysanthemum couldn't contribute, Li Zedao pulled the corners of his mouth, and he had the urge to find a trash can and vomit.

You said that you are a middle-aged uncle, why are you still so cute when you break the jar? It's disgusting, okay?

"Let's go. Lin Sen was finally willing to put away the mirror, and then waved his hand to Li Zedao and said.

"Uh...... Where to go? I still have to go to class, or ......."

"No need to go to class, I've already asked for your leave. Lin Sen said with a lewd smile, "Last night, I gave your head teacher, the beautiful head teacher surnamed He, a phone call, I told her, hello Teacher He, I am Li Zedao's uncle of that bastard boy, I will take that kid to a place tomorrow, so I want to help him ask for leave......"

“......”

"Your teacher He is still very easy to speak, and the most important thing is ...... Her voice is really good. Lin Sen said with a lewd smile, "I don't know if she has a boyfriend...... Tsk......"

Li Zedao suddenly wanted to punch Lin Sen's face full of obscene smiles...... If he wasn't Uncle Shi's and could beat him himself.

And only then did I know that this uncle had already come to Phoenix City, and had secretly observed him for two days, as for his contact information about Xiaoyu, it was even less surprising, such a person wanted a person's phone number, which is very easy.

"Boy, do you want to beat me?" Lin Sen asked with a smile as he looked at Li Zedao.

“...... Uncle Shi, how dare I?" Li Zedao smiled awkwardly, although he really wanted to beat him, but how could he admit this kind of thing? Uncle Shi is an elder, how can he beat an elder? Besides, even if he really does it, he is not his opponent.

The smile on Lin Sen's face was even worse: "I'm jealous." ”

"Jealous, what are you jealous?" Li Zedao was stunned.

"Okay, don't pretend to be uncle. Lin Sen said with a look of disdain, "Can't such a smart person as Uncle Shi still see that your kid likes you Teacher He?"

"......" Li Zedao smiled dryly, "Uncle Shi, you think too much, she is my teacher, I ......"

"You're in love with your Teacher He. Lin Sen said with certainty.

"......" Li Zedao's spirit was a little trance-like, he clearly knew that He Xiaoyu had a very important place in his heart, but that didn't seem to have anything to do with liking, right? Although he had sex with her and had that kind of embarrassing dream, Li Zedao regarded her more as an elder or even as his mother.

"Besides, what's so great about the teacher. Lin Sen said with a disdainful face, "One of your teachers is also your master's teacher, what's more, your other master used to like your master's Lao Tzu, and now she has become your master's wife......

"......" Li Zedao was stunned and suddenly wanted to ask a question, and then he subconsciously blurted out: "Uncle Shi, how many teachers do I have?"

Lin Sen's head tilted forty-five degrees, looked at the clouds in the sky with a serious face, and then counted them with his fingers, and then Li Zedao suddenly wanted to believe that he graduated from kindergarten.

After a while, Lin Sen shook his head and said, "I can't count, there are too many, there are more than 20 of them I counted seriously just now, who knows if there are a few raised outside?"

“......”

"I want to know how many of your sisters ask your master to go, but I don't think he knows...... In short, your master is very good, he is a stallion. Lin Sen looked at Li Zedao with a smile and said, "Also, don't tell your master about these things I told you."

“...... Why?" Li Zedao asked stupidly, he was also shocked that Master had so many women and failed to react to this matter.

Lin Sen was very depressed, he was really dissatisfied with Li Zedao's question, and he couldn't tell him because I was afraid that your master would beat me, right? Isn't that a slap in the face? ”

"Who is it?" asked Li Zedao.

"You'll know when you get there. Lin Sen said mysteriously, and then staggered towards a shabby, dirty-looking black Jetta car that looked like it was about to fall apart on the side of the road.

"Get in the car. Coming to the Jetta, Lin Sen opened the door and said. As he tugged, the car made a "squeak!" sounding very miserable, and the body shook even more, as if it would fall apart at any moment.

"This ......" Li Zedao was dumbfounded, this is Uncle Shi's car? When he walked over from Wanhe Community just now, he also found this car, and thought it was a scrapped car that was abandoned here, this car ...... Can you really hit the road?

Lin Sen seemed to see through his thoughts, and said with a smile: "Boy, do you think this car is a little shabby?"

"Yes......" Li Zedao said with great difficulty, not only is it a little worn, but the tires seem to have burst out, okay?

"Get in the car, and then Uncle Shi will teach you a lesson first. Lin Sen said, and then got into the car, and sat on the seat where the sofa cushions had burst out to reveal the sponge inside, and at the same time, the car groaned in pain, looking overwhelmed.

Li Zedao swallowed his saliva, so he carefully pulled the car door, and then got in and sat in the back seat, and then the car.

After Li Zedao got into the car, Lin Sen cleared his throat and said, "First of all, do you think Uncle Shi is a very awesome character?"

“......”

Before Li Zedao could answer, Lin Sen waved his hand and said as if he understood everything: "Forget it, you don't have to say that I know the answer...... That's right, your uncle and I are such an awesome character, not only handsome, but also extremely capable, and most importantly, a lot of money......"

"......" The corners of Li Zedao's mouth twitched slightly, and he didn't know what to say.

"Since I'm that kind of person, why do I still drive this kind of car, do you know why?" Lin Sen looked at Li Zedao and asked.

"Because...... Uncle Shi is thrifty?" Li Zedao asked after thinking about it.

"It's not. Lin Sen shook his head.

"Because...... Uncle Shi has nostalgic feelings?" Li Zedao racked his brains and gave another answer.

Lin Sen looked at Li Zedao's eyes as if he was looking at an idiot, and then waved his hand and said, "Forget it, if you don't say the answer, you won't be able to guess my hard conscience." ”

Saying that, Lin Sen cleared his throat, and then said with a righteous look: "In order to better pretend to be forced!"

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