Chapter 41: I'm a Broom Star
Feng Jinya and I looked at the back of the hearse and could roughly deduce that the sound was coming from the corpse box in the back.
But isn't it a dead man? How can you open your mouth to eat?
"What's the situation?" I asked Feng Jinya with wide eyes.
Feng Jinya pursed his lips and said suspiciously: "How do I know, hey, in short, this road is not smooth." ”
I waved my hand and motioned for Feng Jinya to continue driving: "Ignore him for now, just drive the car back to the museum, since he helped me push the cart just now, presumably people can't get any worse, instead of worrying, it's better to relax." ”
Feng Jinya turned around and clenched the steering wheel with both hands, but a layer of cold sweat oozed from his palms.
"Brother, I'll tell you the truth, I've never seen such a blatant haunting, I used to hear some strange sounds at most, or occasionally look at the haunting pictures, but now it's a real haunting, the first time. Feng Jinya started the hearse and stepped on the accelerator in gear.
I asked, "You just said that doing this business will inevitably provoke unclean things, why have your words changed now?"
"It used to be before, and now it is now, the two are very different, to be precise, since you got in the car, strange things have happened one after another, have you found out, many strange things are directly related to you......" Feng Jinya frowned and looked at me from time to time.
I was very dissatisfied with Feng Jinya's words, and retorted, "What do you mean by this? Are you saying that I am easy to attract ghosts?"
Feng Jinya pursed his lips and smiled, and said noncommittally: "Although what I said is ugly, do you think about it carefully?"
I scolded Feng Jinya a few words, and pondered silently in my heart, as if what he said also made some sense.
To be exact, it's not that I often hit ghosts when I get on the hearse, but that I have repeatedly had trouble after entering the funeral parlor to work.
If that's the case, then how can it be good, I still plan to make the first pot of gold in the funeral home, isn't this cutting off my own financial route?
I stared at Feng Jinya and asked, "How many characters do you have?" ”
Feng Jinya looked at me with a smile: "Why are you asking this?"
I said coldly, "Let's see if you're hard enough." ”
Feng Jinya laughed even harder, and teased: "Don't ask, it's useless to ask, people who work in funeral homes don't believe this." ”
I was surprised: "What the hell? Don't believe this? When I came to the interview, the eldest sister of personnel deliberately looked at my eight characters and said that it was quite hard, so she left me behind, I have been in the company for so long, but you told me that it didn't work." ”
"Haha...... Although we are a public institution, after all, we have a special interest, and most people feel unlucky, and it is not easy to find someone. Feng Jinya laughed heartily, and almost missed the steering wheel.
I pondered for a moment and said, "Anyway, I'm not a ghost-summoning physique anyway, don't talk about it, this is not a joke." ”
Feng Jinya saw that I was serious, changed his grinning posture, and said solemnly: "Brother, don't be angry, I'll say it casually, but, according to my years of experience, when the aura on a person's body is not right, it is easy to go unlucky, and even provoke unclean things, have you said something that shouldn't be said recently? Or have you eaten something that shouldn't be eaten, or even done something that shouldn't be done?"
"Damn, I just said that it won't hurt me, and I started mentioning this stubble again, I'm a big good citizen......"
Halfway through the conversation, I couldn't go on.
In an instant, many past events came to mind, from the first time I touched the body in the dressing room, to touching the old locust tree in the funeral parlor, I did too many things that ordinary people would never do in their lifetime, could it be that they affected my aura?
I sighed lightly, a hint of remorse in my heart, blaming myself for thinking that I would be in this situation a long time ago.
"Why stopped in the middle of the conversation, and continued to say what I wanted to say. Feng Jinya was interested, perhaps because the fog in front of him had cleared, and he could drive the hearse back to the funeral home as promised.
"It's okay, I'm tired and want to sleep for a while. I lay back and shook my clothes, but the cold wind blew me and made me sleepy.
"Are you sure you can sleep? There's wind blowing in front and someone lying in the back. Feng Jinya yawned, turned his head to look behind him, "Give me a cigarette." ”
I reached out and groped in my arms, and took out the cigarettes and the brocade box given by Sun Baldzi.
"What's in that thing?" Feng Jinya asked, staring at the brocade box in my hand.
I lit a cigarette, took a few puffs, and stuffed it into Feng Jinya's mouth.
"Sun Bald gave it, saying that it could save my life, let me carry it with me at all times, I guess I won't need it in the future. "I rubbed the brocade box and secretly wondered what was inside.
"Don't you open it and take a look? Sun Bald is interesting, he is terrible at picking the door on weekdays, I have known him for so long, and I haven't seen him give me an embroidery needle, how can I be willing to give you such a beautiful brocade box? Don't you wonder what's inside?" Feng Jinya held the steering wheel with one hand and took out a palm-length fruit knife from the drawer with the other.
I took the fruit knife, but I couldn't get my hands on the brocade box.
Feng Jinya asked, "Pry it open, it can't be a password, right?"
I pressed the fruit knife against the brocade box, and moved it little by little along the gap in it, feeling like I was prying the mussel, and I didn't know if there were any pearls in it.
Click......
A crisp sound came.
Feng Jinya said excitedly: "It's open, open it quickly?"
"The knife is broken!" I threw the broken knife behind me and looked at the brocade box in my hand again.
"Change the knife and come back. Feng Jinya took out a longer and thicker knife, which was comparable to the bone cleaver used to kill pigs.
"Damn, are you a hearse driver, or a knife seller?" I took the machete and weighed it in my hand, it was very heavy, and the edge of the knife was very sharp.
The contrast between the long machete and the brocade box is a bit absurd with a knife to kill chickens.
"Then let's try again, Sun Bald told me not to open it casually, today is a bad rule, don't tell him." "I rubbed the blade of my machete against the gap in the box, hoping to break through.
Feng Jinya didn't think about it, and kept his head held high and promised: "Don't worry, as long as you don't say it, Sun Bald will never know in this life." ”
At this time, the hearse had already driven out of the dense fog area, and the vehicles on the road gradually increased, and the surrounding private cars took the initiative to avoid us after seeing us, so that we enjoyed extraordinary treatment.
The sun shone in through the car window and sprinkled on me, making me feel warm for a long time.
The corpse box at the back of the hearse was also settled, and there was no longer a strange noise, and my mood became more comfortable and comfortable.
"Okay, such a small box, why hasn't it been opened yet? Is it okay? Take out the strength of the cart just now, and call it three seven twenty-one first. Feng Jinya took a sip of his cigarette and spat at me, choking me and coughing.
I didn't expect such a gadget to be so hard, two knives in wheels, stunned for nothing, it's like an alien relic described in science fiction, it looks simple, but I can't find a way to open it.
"Sun Bald is awesome, where did you get the brocade box, it's really strong, this thing should be patented, and then mass-produced, and sold to those men who hide private money. "I fixed the brocade box between my legs, and I held the machete in both hands to apply pressure to the brocade box, almost pressing the strength of my upper body.
"Brother, you can take it easy, don't hurt yourself by slipping your hand. Feng Jinya stared at me, an incomprehensible smile on his face.
I suddenly remembered Feng Jinya's little pants, and my heart was filled with nausea, but what he said also made some sense.
So I changed my posture, fixed the brocade box in the groove of the front of the car, first smacked it with a knife in my hand a few times, and then raised my foot to exert force on the brocade box.
After a few minutes of busyness, the brocade box finally cracked.
I held the brocade box and observed the situation inside through the sunlight, but the gap was too small to see clearly.
"Oh, stupid, you put the brocade box away, I'll come. Feng Jinya urged.
I had to obey him and put the cracked brocade box back into the groove, Feng Jinya took a deep breath and raised his foot to kick the brocade box violently.
Snapping......
The brocade box cracked, and the contents were rediscovered.