Su Er patted me, went over and hugged Chang Weizhen and said, "Weizhen, you see that they are weird, there must be something unseemly, don't they suddenly change their sexuality." ”

I hurriedly said: "What are you talking nonsense, you see people are always old, and the first one I just recovered is Miss Chang, which shows that people are deeply affectionate." ”

Chang Wei coughed lightly, "Actually, the main thing is that I'm not sure if it's safe, and it's useless to look for you." ”

I sighed, "Forget it, it's good to be alive." ”

He deeply agreed, "It's good to be alive, you should cherish the present and cherish Su Er." ”

I nodded, and looked at him at the end, "No, I don't think you have something to say." ”

"Well, I suggest you continue to recuperate, and I'll leave the matter of recovering the monsters to me. ”

"Why!" I jumped up and pointed at him as if I had been trampled on the tail of a cat.

"No, I'm more suitable for the current injury, and that's what the old men mean, just like they asked you to be in charge of the customer service team last year. ”

I hurriedly pulled Xi Fan, "Fanna, you just said it, you will definitely support me." ”

Xi Fan nodded with Chang Wei and said with a sneer: "Brother Li, I see... Let Chang... If Brother Chang is responsible, there is nothing bad about it, they are all their own people... Own. ”

"Roll the calf, Ziqin, Ziqin, you come. ”

Min Ziqin twisted her hair with her fingers and said, "I... I can't say, didn't Grandpa Li say that he would discuss it. ”

"Kangkang!"

"Here!"

"What do you say?"

"I'm a domineering president, ah!"

I knocked on her head and said angrily: "Damn, one by one, I swore just now, and they all rebelled now!"

Chang Weizhen smiled at Su Er and said, "Isn't this very good, just discuss it according to the wishes of the grandfathers." You are most familiar with these affairs, and you have to take the big idea, I will help you refer to the details, let's see who is appropriate to deal with the specific situation, what do you say?"

Su Er hugged her, "That's it." ”

Everyone seconded the proposal, leaving Chang Wei and I looking at each other, "You say... What are we fighting about?"

After the leadership relationship was clarified, we gave the Chang family brothers and sisters, ah no, the Chang family couple, tsk, why is it so weird, anyway, we set a table for the two of them to receive a banquet, and the descendants of the five major families of the Shemale Association have come together for the first time on the bright side, which is very gratifying.

But the result was that there was an extra recliner at the door of the demon spirit, and Chang Wei was arranged by Chang Weizhen to recuperate next to me and bask in the sun together, and Chang Wei actually accepted it without resistance.

"Chang, why don't we escape from prison. ”

Chang Wei ignored me, browsing something on the tablet, and after a while, Su Er came out, "Grandpa said to let you two go to prison." ”

"Oh? no, I'll just say that, girl, we really don't need that. ”

Su Er gave me a push on the head, "It's serious. ”

Chang Wei withdrew his gaze from the tablet.

"That's right, the message sent by grandpa said that it was near Liujiazhuang in Yuncheng, and some clues were found, specifically that someone saw a big green cow several feet tall at night, with big blue eyes, very scary, grandpa asked us to take a look at the situation. ”

"How big? How old is it? Then we shouldn't be allowed to go, we have to let the second master go." ”

"Grandpa said that although many people have seen this thing, at most they are scared, and there has been no injury yet, so the danger should not be high. ”

"Then you see the two of us who are disabled, who is more appropriate?"

"Let's go, Wei Zhen and I will go too, Cloud City is not far away, let's go and go back quickly." ”

Yuncheng is actually the city next door, and I am not familiar with that Liujiazhuang, so the reason why I joked that we should go to prison is because this Liujiazhuang is next to the second prison in Yuncheng. Chang Weizhen drove, and we arrived at the place in about three hours, and it was only three o'clock in the afternoon.

I looked at the dry fields around me, there were still straws lit in the fields, and a few wisps of green smoke went straight into the sky, which was quite a bit of a wind and fire. There are a lot of tiled farmhouses over there, with white slogans and fertilizer advertisements painted on the red brick walls, and occasionally some farmers come and go, carrying hoes and buckets on their shoulders, afraid that they will come back from the vegetable field.

"Girl, are our current travel allowances so low?"

"I don't live here, grandpa said it was found around here, let's go around first. ”

"Look, this Zhuangzi is not big, let's inquire separately, I will go over here with Lao Chang, you two will go over there, and we will call when we are done. ”

It's not that I don't want to act with Su Er, I'm holding back the good smoke of rubbing. Seeing that the two of them were far away, I patted Chang Wei, "Quick, continue the fire, I've been suffocated along the way." ”

The two of them walked forward with cigarettes in their mouths, and when they met an old man, I took out the box of cigarettes directly from Chang Wei's coat and let one go, "Uncle, ask you something." ”

The old man saw that we were not dressed like villagers, and he caught a glimpse of the telephone pole on my big red cigarette case, and there was a smile on his face, he put down the tool and wiped his hands back and forth on his body, and then he carefully took the cigarette, I lit the fire for him again, he nodded, "What's the matter, you guys are going to the second prison, go along this road, turn two corners and you will arrive, there is no fork in the road." ”

"No, no, we are reporters from the provincial newspaper, and I heard that something strange happened to you before, so I wanted to come for an interview and see if I could write a script. ”

"Oh, it's from the province that I'm talking about the big green cow. ”

"Yes, yes, that's it, when I see my uncle, he is a know-it-all, and he knows everything. I heard that this big green cow can be big, and its eyes are green and low, which can be scary. ”

"Hey, that's made up by ignorant posteriors, what's so scary. ”

"Ah, that is, there is no such thing?"

The old man flicked the cigarette ash, "It's not that there is no big green cow, but that the big green cow is scary, it is made up by the descendants, this is the manifestation of the god of agriculture on our village, bless us with a good harvest on the village, you say that the gods are scary." ”

When I heard this, I was even more confused, "What do you mean? ”

This old man is addicted to cigarettes, and he sucks most of them in three sips. At this time, his cigarette had already seen its head, the old man looked at me and smiled, I hurriedly took out another one and handed it to him, "Uncle, you are tired, just tell us about it, and we should listen to folk stories." ”

The old man took the cigarette but didn't light it, put it on his ear, and then slapped a crumpled packet of soft red plums in his arms and continued it.

"If you want to talk about this god of agriculture in our village, it will be a long time. I want the Yellow Emperor to fight Chi You back then, do you two know about this?"

Good guy, this time it will be pulled out to the ancient times, the two of us nodded, and the old man continued: "The Yellow Emperor Zhan Chi You, is to use the skin of this sacred cow to drip drums, and use the bones to make dripping drumsticks, one drum, that is a sonic shock of 500 miles, and two drums, a continuous shock of 3,800 li." The people who scared Chi You were so scared that they tore off their cheeks and ran, and the Yellow Emperor won Chi You. ”

Chang Wei said coldly: "That... Isn't the cow going to die?"

Old Han Xu had never received this kind of question, and he was a little stunned, and then waved his big hand holding a cigarette, "Reincarnated." ”

Chang Wei and I nodded in unison again.

"Reincarnated, this sacred cow has made great contributions, after the reincarnation to keep a side safe, there is a year when the Yellow River flooded, that is the flood monstrous, the people are not living, when the sacred cow is alive, said that it in order to protect the world, will be incarnated into a big iron bull, as long as the iron cow sinks into the river, you can make the dragon king dare not make trouble, the flood will naturally recede. After saying that, the next day, a big iron ox appeared by the river, afraid that it weighed tens of thousands of catties, and everyone helped sink the iron ox into the Yellow River, and sure enough, the flood was suppressed. ”

I glanced at Chang Wei, smashed it, and said, "This... The cow is still dead. ”

This time, the old man was very confident, "Reincarnated." ”

Chang Wei and I continued to nod, and the old man continued: "Because the previous mana was all used up in order to suppress the flood, when this cow turns again, it will be an ordinary cow, and it needs to continue to cultivate and do good deeds before it can continue to become a sacred cow." What, have you heard the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?"

"I've heard the story of a first-class hooligan peeking at a girl taking a bath. ”

The old man glared at me, "How can you say that, that is they are destined to have this marriage, the cowherd is a cowherd baby, one day I heard the old cow in the family speak, saying that he should go to the weaver girl, which made a beautiful marriage." Of course, we will omit the process, it is not worth advocating, the key is this cow. ”

"Well, the key is the cow. ”

"Yes, this cow can speak, do you say it's an ordinary cow? It is the reincarnation of the previous sacred cow, originally it was about to succeed in cultivating, but in cultivation, he must have a calamity. The calamity of this cow should be here, although it helped the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but the Queen Mother was not happy, but the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl were born, and she had no choice but to let them have an annual Qixi Magpie Bridge Meeting, but there is nowhere to spread this anger, who are you looking for, who do you say you are looking for?"

"That's... Niubei. ”

"That's right, the queen mother was angry, and she summoned Lei Gong, and with a click, she split the cow. ”

Chang Wei was already a little numb, "Then this cow..."

My uncle and I replied in unison, "Reincarnated!"

"Well, the last turn of this cow, although it was tribulated, it was also a merit, and it directly became a sacred cow, fell on our village, and became our god of agriculture. As soon as the spring comes, it will appear holy into the water, this sacred cow into the water will rain rain, after the rain the crops are rubbing the ground to grow, to ensure that we have a good harvest for a year, so we have to sacrifice it every year. You say, such a sacred cow, what is so scary, it's too late to pinch it. ”

Chang Wei was a little interested when he heard this, "When and where do you say sacrifice?"

"Oh, it's usually after the autumn harvest, and this year the sacrifice has been completed, and there is a cow temple next to the Zhuangzi. ”

There is no mistake