Chapter 2 Selective Amnesia
When Dr. Ye heard this, he couldn't help but be a little annoyed!
I kindly came to the clinic to show you the injury, and you actually said that I was sick?
Seeing that Dr. Ye's face was wrong, Su Fei'er looked like she was about to leave with her sleeves, and said busily: "Doctor Ye, don't be angry, he has a problem with his brain now, and he can't even figure out who he is, so he will talk nonsense, don't be like him." β
"I'm not talking nonsense!" Xia Nan immediately argued: "Doctor Ye, do you often feel low in energy, tired, afraid of cold, back pain, and unable to concentrate! Especially the situation of frequent urination and urgency is very serious, sometimes you have to run to the toilet five or six times a night!"
Doctor Ye's face changed dramatically when he heard this, "You, how do you know?"
Xia Nandao: "It can be seen from all aspects such as your pulse is heavy and difficult to take, you have thin strings, your face is swollen, your eyelids are bruised, you are short of breath after a few movements, and you are sweating profusely." β
Dr. Ye asked suspiciously, "Then what's wrong with me?"
Xia Nan said: "You have prostate problems caused by kidney deficiency!"
Dr. Ye asked suspiciously, "Isn't this a problem caused by a urinary tract infection?"
"No!" Xia Nan wanted to shake his head, but the wound on the back of his neck hurt so much that he could only lie down and say: "The problem of urinary tract infection is just a symptom, it is caused by prostatitis, but prostatitis is not the root cause, in the final analysis, it is still the kidney, as long as your kidney is good, the woman will ...... Anyway, other problems will be cured without medicine!"
At the beginning, Dr. Ye was a little unkind to see Xia Nan, and a teenager dared to call himself a doctor in front of him, which was like a big knife in front of Guan Gong - I don't know what to say.
Just listened to Xia Nan's self-diagnosis, his contempt has been half gone, since ancient times, it is common sense to be able to heal but not to heal himself, and it is impossible for ordinary doctors to treat themselves by themselves!
After listening to his diagnosis of himself, he woke up even more, how dare he have the slightest contempt, and said again and again: "Teachable, teachable!"
Xia Nan said modestly: "It's over, it's over!"
Su Xingwang and his grandfather stood next to them and listened to the two of them ask and answer, as wonderful as singing, and they couldn't help but be a wooden chicken again!
What are you ...... Business Favors?
Doctor Ye said, "May I ask your little brother, what is your surname?"
Xia Nan said: "I...... It should be called Xia Nan!"
Doctor Ye hurriedly changed his title and said, "Hello Doctor Xiaoxia, I want to ask, how should I treat my kidney?"
Aren't you a doctor?
Xia Nan felt funny, but he still replied kindly, "When you are old, kidney deficiency is always inevitable, what man is not keen to applaud when he is young! But you are not serious, as long as you eat and take supplements, pay attention to rest and exercise, and especially moderate the handing in of homework, the situation will improve!"
Dr. Ye humbly asked, "Then how can I make up for it?"
Xia Nandao: "You belong to kidney yang deficiency, eat some wolfberry, cistanche, yam, leek, sea bass, beef bone marrow, mutton bone soup is also OK, of course, if the economic conditions allow, taking some cordyceps sinensis also has some effect." β
Dr. Ye listened while nodding his head again and again, and even took out a pen and a prescription from the medicine box and wrote it down, but instead of prescribing, he wrote down the prescription.
Xia Nan Lao Shen confessed: "Food supplement conditioning should not be urgent, it must be carried out slowly, do not come up to make a big supplement, in addition to you have to pay attention to many aspects, although kidney deficiency is related to indulgence, but also related to malnutrition, physical and mental overwork, physical decline, etc." β
Doctor Ye nodded frequently as if he was pecking rice, and after listening, he said again and again: "Doctor Xiaoxia, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years!"
Xia Nan still said modestly: "It's been awarded!"
Doctor Ye said: "Then your injury ......"
Xia Nan said: "No problem, I can solve it myself!"
Hearing him say this, Dr. Ye no longer made axes in the class, "Doctor Xiaoxia, thank you so much, it's nothing, I won't bother!"
Xia Nan said: "Okay, go slowly!"
Su Xingwang finally came back to his senses when he saw that Dr. Ye was leaving, "Dr. Ye, are you leaving?"
"Oh oh! I know, I know!" Doctor Ye nodded hurriedly, took out a hundred yuan from his pocket, and put it next to the bed, "Doctor Xiaoxia, this is a little bit of my heart, please smile." β
Seeing Dr. Ye leave like this, Su Xingwang couldn't help but be stunned again, he originally wanted to ask Dr. Ye how much it would cost for this visit, but instead of thinking about it, Dr. Ye put down a hundred yuan.
What's this, what's it called?
Sofi came back to her senses first, and asked in a loud voice, "Xia Nan, Xia Nan, are you really a doctor? Are you really a doctor?"
"Please, don't bring an echo when you speak, okay?" Xia Nan glanced at the banknotes on the broken table out of the corner of his eyes when he spoke, but the meaning couldn't be more obvious, you still don't believe I'm a doctor?
I've earned 100 yuan in consultation fees!
"Fei'er, I can't make a mistake in this matter!" Su Xingwang on the side pointed to the door and said, "Didn't you see that Doctor Ye was all obedient to him?"
Sufir was still incredulous, "But such a sixteen or seventeen-year-old kid is really ......"
"Wait!" Xia Nan asked suspiciously, "You said I was only sixteen or seventeen years old?"
"How old do you think you are?" Sufier brought a mirror and put it on his face, "Look for yourself!"
Xia Nan took a closer look and found the man in the mirror...... It's not a man, it's just a boy, I'm afraid he's a little younger than Sufi'er.
But he looks pretty good, like the male number one who came out of the movie!
Although there is no blood on the pale face, it is full of angular coldness, the thick eyebrows are slightly raised rebelly, the long and slightly curled eyelashes, the upturned nose bridge is towering, and the blood-lost lips are cyanotic, but they do not lose the beauty of the lip shape!
Xia Nan wondered very much, is this really me? How do I feel that I should be an old driver!
But this is really my own words, and it's not strange to be killed, it's so handsome!
When his head hurt a little when he thought about it, Su Fei'er, who was a little tired from holding up the mirror, put down his hand, "Look clearly, you look like this, you may be a year or two short of graduating from high school, you say you are a doctor, who believes it?"
"Girl, it's not right for you to say that, as the saying goes: reason is not in the voice, ambition is not in the elderly. There is no order to learn, and the master is the teacher. Whoever believes it, who doesn't believe it, that's not the point, the key is to have real ability! Lu Yao knows the horsepower, and after a long time, he can see the hearts of the people, and the pregnancy is like a pregnancy, and after a long time, naturally everyone can see it!"
As soon as these words came out, Su Fei'er was stunned again, not only her, but even Su Xingwang next to her was a little dumbfounded, because this old-fashioned word was not what he said, but Xia Nan who was lying on the bed.
"Xia Nan!" It took a while for Su Fei'er to finally react, and shouted in a high voice: "How many times have I told you, don't call me a girl! You are only seventeen years old at most, and I will be eighteen soon, even if you don't call me sister, you have to call me by my name, do you know how to be polite? Believe it or not, I'm going to blast you out now?"
This little girl's skin looks good-looking, but her temper is really not very good, and she is not usually fierce and spicy, just like a female tiger!
Xia Nan couldn't afford to provoke him, and he had no place to hide, so he could only compromise, "Okay, Fei'er." β
"Hmph!" Su Fei'er snorted coldly, obviously not satisfied with the title, and even more wanted this stinky guy to call herself a sister.
Su Xingwang asked: "Xia Nan, who is so hateful to you that he wants to sink you to the bottom of the sea?"
Xia Nan shook his head and said, "I don't remember!"
Su Xingwang asked again, "What about your family?"
Xia Nan said: "I don't remember either." β
Sofiel interjected and asked, "Do you really have amnesia?"
Xia Nan thought for a moment and said, "To be exact, I have selective amnesia!"
Su Xingwang and Su Fei'er looked at each other, obviously not quite understanding.
Xia Nan said: "Although I have forgotten other things, I still remember what I have learned. β
The grandfather and grandson finally realized that as for whether there is such a disease as selective amnesia, they are not doctors, and they don't know.
Su Xingwang asked, "Xia Nan, now that Doctor Ye is gone, what should I do with the injuries on your body?"
Xia Nan said: "This is simple, but I have to trouble my grandfather to help me get some medicine, as long as I can get all the medicine, I can go to the ground in seven days, and I can get completely better in fifteen days!"
As soon as these words came out, the grandfather and grandson were stunned again.
As the saying goes: 100 days to break your muscles and bones.
Xia Nan's leg bones are broken, his ribs are also broken, and his internal organs are injured like this, and he will never get better without three or five months, but he is ashamed to say that he will be completely healed in fifteen days at most?
It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, anyway, Su Xingwang's grandfather and grandson don't believe it very much.
Sufier couldn't help but mock: "Xia Nan, you are the king of Yama selling clothβwhat the hell! I, Sufier, have lived for seventeen years, eleven months, and fifteen days, seven hours, fifty-four minutes, and thirty-six seconds, and I have seen many people who dare to brag, but I have never seen anyone who dares to brag like you!"
Xia Nan was not angry, and said flatly: "Su Fei'er, Mr. Feng Shui may lie to you for thirty or fifty years, but I, Xia Nan, will lie to you for a few days at most, whether I brag or not, I will soon see the truth!"
Sufir asked, "What if you can't go down to the ground for seven days and get better for fifteen days?"
Xia Nan originally didn't have the heart to compete with a little girl, but she didn't want her to see it, and she didn't know what a big snake was, so she said: "If you can't, then I'll call you sister!"
"Okay!" Su Fei'er came to his senses, and pointed at him with her green and white fingers, "That's what you said, I didn't force you! Don't say that I'm bullying you little kid!!"
Xia Nan laughed and laughed, who is the little kid?
As if she was afraid that Xia Nan would regret it, Su Fei'er hurriedly said to Su Xingwang: "Grandpa, you can help him get medicine, I want to see if he is really so godly, or if he is so godly." β