Chapter 210: Killing Chickens and Monkeys
Jin Fu was suddenly a little confused, this is not the original word at all, at this time, it should be Guo Ziyi who was a little confused, but he didn't say anything, after all, it's not easy to ask directly, he is ready to talk about it after today.
Who knew that Pei Yanzhi would temporarily change his words and directly scold himself.
Jin Fu is also a battle-hardened veteran Peking Opera artist, and his ability to adapt on stage is absolutely no problem.
Jin Fu arched his hand slightly and said, "Daddy, this matter is a long story, listen, there seems to be a holy decree coming outside!"
Jin Fu is not a vegetarian either, so he pulled this matter back with a straight sentence.
And what did Pei Yanzhi do, he didn't wait for the backstage to react, and immediately shouted, "Little minion, shut up!" You say I don't know what you did, you drunk and beat the princess, you, you, what crime should you be guilty ofโโ"
This is a loud voice, and the elongated voice means, band, get ready, buddy is going to sing.
The band is going crazy, the people in the audience are going crazy, and the actors on the field are going crazy.
What kind of place is this, CCTV's studio, now it is the live broadcast of the opera Spring Festival Gala, the last one, it was originally a happy reunion scene, followed by the arrival of the holy decree, and then Guo Ziyi's seven sons and eight sons-in-law appeared with their wives, and they greeted Guo Ziyi lively, and it was over.
Who knew that Pei Yanzhi would make this a moth on such an occasion.
But there are many people who also have ridicule in their eyes, Pei Yanzhi's recent limelight is too strong, maybe this kid is inflated, and he dares to temporarily change the word on such an important occasion, this is no longer a problem of changing the word, it seems that Pei Yanzhi, this kid is ready to change the play!
Jin Fu was also in a mess of his brain, looking at Pei Yanzhi with a look in his eyes like looking at a madman, what are you doing here, do you know what the occasion is, do you know how many people are watching this performance now, you changed your words so temporarily, are you going crazy, something went wrong, can you afford it, even your master can't eat and walk around!
At a table under the stage, Han Pingzheng, Pei Jingqi and Gao Feng were sitting, and next to him was Han Caiwei, who looked anxious.
Han Pingzheng didn't have any expression, Pei Jingqi and Gao Feng were shocked, is this kid crazy?
Pei Jingqi couldn't help but look at Han Pingzheng, and Han Pingzheng said lightly, "Presumably that the little student on the stage has a little contradiction with Yan Zhi, Yan Zhi wants to teach him a lesson, it's okay, believe in him, he can come back!"
Coincidentally, some of the seniors don't care at all, although this party is very important, but in this case, in their opinion, it is a small scene, every day is a serious performance, and it is rare to see this kind of needle-point performance on Maimang.
The foxes sitting below are thousand-year-old foxes, and the careful thinking of the actors above is clear to them, although they didn't see when Pei Yanzhi and Jin Fu parted ways, but Pei Yanzhi's attitude has explained everything.
Jin Fu's master is the head of the Zhao faction, Zhao Dongfang, who is sitting below watching everything on the stage, frowning, before going on stage, he also told Jin Fu Qian to sing this scene honestly, don't make a moth.
He knows his apprentice too well, he is a fighting insect, and when he meets a big-name actor, he wants to fight with the other party, but Zhao Dongfang knows very well that Pei Yanzhi's level, Jin Fu and others are not of the same level, if they learn in private, Zhao Dongfang is very welcome, but on such an important occasion, if Pei Yanzhi really pouts Jin Fu to the stage, it is estimated that Jin Fu will not be able to pass this hurdle in this life.
As a band, it is always for the horns, and when they hear the horns and prepare to sing, even if the band is full of confusion, they have to play the strings and wait.
Pei Yanzhi walked in front of Jin Fu, kicked lightly with his leg in the crook of his leg, reached out and pressed his shoulder, and said, "Little minion, kneel down โโ"
Jin Fu originally wanted to dodge, but Pei Yanzhi first attacked secretly, and secondly, his kung fu was not something that Jin Fu's people could resist.
So Jin Fu felt that his knees were weak, and he knelt on the ground, with a trace of horror on his face, and wanted to stand up forcibly, but Pei Yanzhi's right hand pressed on his shoulder, like an iron gate, so that he didn't have any strength to get up at all.
At this time, the sound of the huqin happened to sound, and the band didn't know what Pei Yanzhi was going to sing, so they directly pulled a Xipi Allegro, looking at Pei Yanzhi's appearance, it was estimated that he was going to scold Jin Fu.
This is where the experience of the orchestral stringer comes in.
Pei Yan pressed Jin Fu with one hand, stroked his white hair with the other, glared at Jin Fu angrily, and sang loudly,
"Scolding the slave to listen:
An Lushan rebelled in the east of the river,
Forced my lord to drive in Qinxi.
At that time the father had no land,
Thanks to Mr. Taibai for bringing Benti.
He will be the court for his father,
Only then did he take command and split the traitor.
The son drunk and beat the princess,
I was gray-haired and bullied. โ
This paragraph is not made up by Pei Yanzhi, this paragraph is the next play of Man Bedwat, called beating the golden branch, it is precisely because today's daughter-in-law of the concubine Guo Yu, Princess Shengping, did not come to pay homage to her birthday, so after Guo Hua was drunk, she went home and beat the princess, and as a result, the princess entered the palace to complain, Guo Ziyi heard that Guo Hua beat the princess, so she tied up and went to the palace and begged King Tang for forgiveness.
Pei Yanzhi directly advanced Guo Hua's beating of the princess, and scolded Jin Fu when he was confused.
When Jin Fu heard this word, he knew that it was the lyrics of "Hitting the Golden Branch", and he was also uneasy in his heart, if he continued to sing with him, the next part of the bridge was to go to the palace to see King Tang, but today he was not prepared.
When Jin Fu was stunned, Pei Yanzhi would not let him speak, and after scolding, with a wave of his sleeves, Jin Fu felt like a cloud, so he flew to the other side of the stage, rolled on the spot, and even the helmet on his head fell off.
Jin Fu couldn't help but secretly hate, but at this time, he didn't know what he should say, so he quickly picked up the helmet from the ground, prepared to bring it to his head, and then made plans.
Pei Yanzhi had blocked all the roads for him, and said, "Left and right, please go down and reflect on one or two!"
At this time, the surrounding dragon sets had already enjoyed watching the show, but when they heard this, they didn't dare to move, after all, Guo Hua was also the corner of this scene.
However, Pei Yanzhi didn't give them a chance at all, and shouted, "Today is the old man's big day, this slave dares to commit a crime, left and right, and pull me down, and when the old man's birthday banquet is over, the old man will personally tie his son to the palace, left and right!"
The band next to him was also very excited, such a scene is rare, the two big horns parted ways on stage, but it was obvious that Jin Fu was not Pei Yanzhi's opponent at all, because when Pei Yanzhi waved his sleeves just now, he directly knocked off the chest pinned to Jin Fu's chest.
Jin Fu didn't react at all, and after barely putting on his helmet, he already thought of what to say, that is, he continued to sing along with Pei Yanzhi's words, and saw who was unlucky in the end.
But Jin Fu opened his mouth and found that his voice couldn't come out at all, and when he looked down, he didn't know where his chest had fallen, and he was immediately shocked.
The audience in the audience knew at a glance that Jin Fu wanted to break the jar and broke it, so they couldn't help frowning, but Jin Fu's voice could only be heard by the people in the first row, which made the Peking Opera actors on the scene laugh dumbly, this Pei Yanzhi is really good at playing.
Pei Yanzhi saw that Jin Fu still dared to resist, so he stepped forward and put his sleeve on his sleeve, very chic and natural, without the slightest fireworks, Jin Fu turned out with a head.
Without waiting for Pei Yanzhi to call again, the dragon sets next to him rushed up, stepped forward and dragged Jin Fu to the stage, at this time, when they couldn't see who the big guy was, these people's eyes should be gouged out and fed to the dogs.
When Jin Fu was taken down by the dragon sets, Pei Yanzhi showed a smile, but with a mustache, he couldn't see it at all.
At this time, Pei Yanzhi made a gesture in the direction of the door of the game, which means that it is okay to continue!
The harlequin who played the eunuch at the door of the stage waited for a long time, but there was no trace of anxiety, this kind of once-in-a-lifetime brawl on stage may not be able to catch up once in a lifetime, and this is still in CCTV's opera Spring Festival Gala, this is simply the first time in the world!
The eunuch shouted, "The decree has arrived!"
Jin Fu, who was already a little confused at the end of the game, heard this, and suddenly felt weak, and sighed, he had no chance to play.
Because after the holy decree, the seven sons and eight sons-in-law will bring their wives to the stage, and he is now in the direction of the next door, the rules of Peking Opera, no one has ever been able to play from the next door, and today's Pei Yanzhi's means, it is estimated that if he dares to play, he will dare to throw himself back!
Jin Fu was angry with itchy teeth, such a big party today, Pei Yanzhi dared to let himself lose such a big ugly, put yours alone, let mine go, Pei Yanzhi, we have a meeting in the landscape, next time I must make you look good!
Seeing that Jin Fu had no intention of rushing upward, the dragon sets were also relieved, and quietly walked back to the field, not paying attention to their movements at all.
And in the seat under the stage, there is one less person.