Chapter Ninety-Five: Not a Snake
At eight or nine o'clock in the morning, everyone got up and washed up.
Qin Lei has been pestering the pool to catch snakes.
For the sake of the live broadcast effect, Chizi readily agreed. He called a group of villagers to gather at the old house at the foot of the mountain with hoes, hemp nets and other snake mending tools.
He opened the live broadcast room and changed the title name: Follow-up to the old house to explore the spirit, catch the python in the live broadcast!
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, 100,000 viewers poured in instantly.
"Chizi, I'm coming! Live broadcast to catch snakes, it's so exciting!"
"Chizi, you must pay attention to safety!"
"Where's that little girl yesterday, how is it going?"
Gu Lan didn't bring cosmetics and insisted on not starting the live broadcast, although Chen Fan thought that Gu Lan looked good without makeup, but girls are like this, as long as they don't wear makeup, they won't have a face.
Chen Zijin hid behind Chen Fan and grabbed Chen Fan's arm nervously.
Qin Lei came to Gu Lan's side and scolded Chen Zijin: "Big anchor, come on, don't be overtaken by the latter!"
Gu Lan was so angry that her teeth itched: "Stinky brother, is it under-pumping in the morning?"
Qin Lei grimaced at Gu Lan, and then raised his middle finger.
Gu Lan raised a foot, the rivers and lakes are unlearned-cut off the legs of children and grandchildren!
"I'll go! You're really playing!" Qin Lei turned sideways, dodged this cruel kick, and retreated again and again holding on to the vital point, he couldn't imagine how painful this kick would be!
"Hmph! It's good to know how good my aunt is. ”
Gu Lan raised her eyebrows and said proudly.
The crowd of onlookers at the foot of the mountain also gathered more and more, but only a few people caught the snake.
The pool's live broadcast room is also very lively, and everyone is asking why Goddess Gu didn't start broadcasting.
Chi Zi said with a smile: "Goddess Gu has no face to see people!"
The live broadcast room asked: "Goddess Gu is so beautiful, how can she have no face to see people?"
Chiko explained, "She thought she went back yesterday and didn't bring any cosmetics or anything, so well, you know." ”
Everyone in the live broadcast room excitedly said: "We understand, we understand." ”
A netizen said: "Chi Zi, if you turn off your beauty and take a picture of Goddess Gu, I will send you a rocket, and you will be talked!"
Chi Zi showed his signature cheap smile, nodded, and walked towards Gu Lan secretly.
He shook the camera: "Hello, Goddess Gu, good morning!"
Gu Lan thought that Qin Lei was coming over again, and stretched out his foot to kick, but the result was that Chi Zi kicked it halfway and retracted his foot in embarrassment.
Chi Zi only felt a chill drift under his crotch.
The live broadcast room was stunned.
It's a very clean face, plain face to the sky.
There is no acne scar or scarring at all.
Under the latest bath bomb camera of Fruit, you can clearly see every pore on Gu Lan's face.
"Goddess Gu is so beautiful!"
"Goddess without makeup!"
"It's powdered. ”
"I think there are still people who dare to say that Goddess Gu lives by her beauty?"
"Pure natural without repair, true goddess, the identification is complete!"
Gu Lan saw Chi Zi's camera facing her, and instantly realized that she was being secretly photographed, she let out an "ah", hurriedly covered her face with her hand, hurriedly waved her hand, and motioned for Chi Zi to take the phone away.
Pool moves his phone.
That netizen is also very powerful, and when he said it, he directly waved his hand and swiped two rockets!
Chi Zi couldn't stop smiling, and the heat of the big anchor was really comfortable.
"Thank you for the two rockets sent by Drifting Dust!
An audience member asked, "Chizi, when will you start catching snakes?" I can't wait!"
Chi Zi said: "Don't worry, everyone is here now, but we found that the anesthetic needle has expired, and now someone has gone to the town to buy it." ”
"Anesthetic needle, do you still have a tranquilizer gun?"
"Yes, we are in the mountains, sometimes some wild boars run into the poultry pen to steal food, wild boars are too strong to catch them, so they can only use a tranquilizer gun. ”
"The tranquilizer gun, it sounds so exciting, look forward to it, the anesthetic gun shoots the big snake!"
Chiko made a gesture with one hand to shoot a gun, and protruded towards the screen.
"Chizi, you don't want to live anymore, do you, dare to surprise your father?"
"Chizi, are you provoking me CF Gun King?"
The live broadcast room was full of laughter.
Chen Fan took Chen Zijin to the side and asked with concern, "Zijin, how did you sleep last night?"
Chen Zijin nodded: "I slept very well." ”
"By the way, you've taken a few days off, when are you going to go back?"
"I told my teacher that there was something going on at home and I took three days off. ”
"Then you are so bold, there is a lot of pressure to study in the first year of high school now, if you don't study hard, you won't be able to keep up after a few classes. ”
Chen Zijin said: "I don't want to go to such a good high school, but my mother has to let me go to it, and the classmates in the class have such good grades, I count down every time I take the exam, and I can't go back to scolding ......."
"What high school did you go to?"
Chen Fan only remembered that Chen Zijin seemed to be close to buying high school, but he forgot which high school it was.
"Sichuan High School, the best high school in Rongcheng. ”
Chen Fan was surprised: "Then you are very good, the results of the high school entrance examination should be very good, right?"
Chen Zijin didn't care very much: "It's okay, anyway, you can pick a high school other than Sichuan High School." ”
"Then you are really a scholar!" Chen Fan smacked his tongue in his heart, he had taken the high school entrance examination, and he knew very well how difficult it was to take the Sichuan High School.
"What a scholar, I don't want to study now, I'm too tired in junior high school. ”
Chen Zijin seems to be very disgusted by the word Xueba.
This is also understandable, a student who is at the top of junior high school counts down directly after reaching high school, which is a very big blow to personal self-confidence.
Chen Fan's previous high school admission rate was only 20%, while the first admission rate of Sichuan High School was nearly 80%, and the admission rate of the second high school was 15%.
"Will you live up to your mother's kindness?"
Chen Zijin said: "My mother is a very strong person, I don't like her, she doesn't let me fall in love, I just want to talk." ”
Chen Fan said in his heart: It seems that girls also have a rebellious period!
"There's nothing wrong with falling in love, I think you should fall in love without affecting your studies, you are skipping class now to fall in love, it obviously affects your studies, if you come out with your boyfriend, what you encounter is not a pool, but a trafficker who sells you to a ravine and ravine, and you are comfortable giving birth to someone every day?"
Chen Fan said earnestly.
Chen Zijin pouted: "If you have a child, you will have a child, anyway, I just don't want to learn." ”
"Okay, okay, don't be sad, come out and relax, combine work and rest, and have a good time. ”
Gu Lan walked over and asked suspiciously, "What are you two whispering again, when did you become so familiar?"
Chen Fan said: "This matter is a long story, it is very bloody, I will explain it to you later!"
"Dog blood, wait!" her eyes moved back and forth between Chen Fan and Chen Zijin, and murmured, "Chen Fan, Chen Zijin, dog blood...... You two won't be separated for many years, will you?"
Chen Fan didn't expect Gu Lan to be so smart, so he guessed it in an instant, so he could only smile bitterly and nodded.
"I'll go, it won't be true!" Gu Lan looked the two up and down.
At this time, a young man who was tanned by the sun rushed towards this side.
"Bought it, bought it, the latest anesthesia needle 2.0 power enhancement version!"
Chi Zi walked up excitedly, hugged the young man and said, "Let me introduce to you, this is my brother Li Gousheng, who has been playing with mud since he was a child." ”
"Dog wins!haha, that's a terrible name......"
"The name is cheap, it's easy to feed!"
Li Gousheng smiled innocently: "Chi Zi, come back for a few days this time, do you want to go to my house to play, my daughter-in-law cooks deliciously......
At this time, the comment area fryed.
"I'll go, I can marry a wife like this, I'll take it!"
"This guy is so blessed! he actually has a wife......
"I'm about his age, and I'm still a virgin......"
"Chizi, give your brother a hat!"
Li Gousheng was proficient in the anesthetic needle and distributed the remaining anesthetic needles to other villagers.
There are a total of five tranquilizer guns, and the "bullets" are full!
The prelude to catching snakes is about to begin.
Lu Zhengyi took photos and posted wildly on the circle of friends.
"Tranquilizer gun!
A group of people replied.
"Lao Lu, it's okay, the python has done it. ”
"Braised snake meat, Lao Lu has a mouthful. ”
Li Gousheng was fully armed, sprinkled with male yellow powder on his body, and took the lead and rushed into the old house.
The Snake Catcher then fished in.
Gu Lan said: "There should be no danger for so many people, let's follow up and take a look." ”
Chen Fan said worriedly: "You two girls should stay outside, I'll just go in with Lao Lu and Qin Lei to take a look." ”
After Chen Fan left, Gu Lan immediately took Chen Zijin's little hand: "Tell my sister, is Chen Fan really your brother?"
Chen Zijin nodded.
"Brother?"
Chen Zijin nodded again.
"I'm going! What a coincidence, you two didn't know each other before?"
Chen Zijin nodded again.
"What is Chen Fan's father doing, why is your family so rich?" Gu Lan immediately gossiped.
Chen Zijin shook his head: "My family has no money. ”
Gu Lan continued to ask, but unfortunately couldn't ask anything.
Walking through the front hall, Chi Zi pointed to yesterday's backyard house and said, "Dog Sheng, that's that room!"
Li Gousheng quietly stepped forward with a tranquilizer gun, gently pushed open the door, and a strong fishy smell came to his face.
Sure enough, a three-meter-long python coiled around the beams of the house. Everyone's breath is at the top!
The patterns on the python's body are densely packed, and people with dense phobias can't help but feel numb on their scalps.
The audience in the pool live broadcast room said.
"See, it was this python yesterday. ”
"I asked the snake brother to identify it, this is a ball python. ”
The light outside the house shone into the dim room, and the big python coiled on the beam of the house wriggled for a while, and climbed from the beam to the pillar, the snake's head was facing the outside of the house, posing in an offensive posture, and a pair of copper bell-sized eyes emitted a terrifying cold light.
Rao is people in the village had heard Chi Zi tell the story, but when they saw this big python with their own eyes, they couldn't help but tremble, and they subconsciously clenched the stick in their hands.
Li Gousheng raised the tranquilizer gun and shot the serenizer directly at the snake.
The python's spiritual sense is very strong, and when the anesthetic needle is shot at it, it immediately realizes the danger, and the snake swings and climbs along the pillar to the roof, and the speed is extremely fast.
"Shoot quickly, it wants to run!" Li Gousheng gave an order, and the villagers opened fire one after another.
The python emerges from the broken roof and swims quickly to the back of the house!
"Chase!" Li Gousheng waved his hand, circled from the side, and continued to pursue.
Suddenly, the python stopped swimming, and a five-meter-long oversized python rushed out of the weeds behind it!
"Ah!!" The villagers were directly frightened, and Qin Lei at the end even ran away!
"Run! The information is wrong! It's not a snake, it's two snakes, one male and one female!" Li Gousheng shouted, and the villagers fled from the old house in a frenzy.
Chen Fan also gasped when he saw the five-meter-long python, he didn't dare to imagine how dangerous it was to go back to get his mobile phone yesterday, and he almost confessed inside.