Chapter 69 Interest Teaching
According to Old Man Xuan's instructions, Yang Dongxu disposed of these antiques properly, and then sent them to the wooden shelves in the basement. As for the knowledge about these antiques, he listened with his left ear, and basically forgot about it with his right ear.
Compared with memorizing these boring and boring, even relative to the historical environment, as well as the antique knowledge of social characteristics, Yang Dongxu is more interested in learning piano pretends.
After all, he didn't want to be a historian, or an archaeologist, or an appraiser. He collects antiques just to make money, as long as he is sure that this thing is real, and the rest is a good story.
For Yang Dongxu is not interested in these things, the old man Xuan doesn't care, if Yang Dongxu is interested in listening, he will talk more, and if he is not interested, he will be happy.
It seems that in addition to martial arts, as well as the same handwriting requirements for Yang Dongxu as Zhou Yiren, he does not require Yang Dongxu to become a genius in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting.
At the same time, the opposite of Zhou Yiren's formal education to Yang Dongxu is that Old Man Xuan likes to play hooligan in front of Yang Dongxu. even took out some pictures of the Spring Palace to discuss with him about the top ten famous weapons or something, and every time he made a person in his forties, his face red-faced.
But his eyes lit up and he was particularly interested, especially what yin and yang complementation techniques or something, although he didn't understand the clouds and mountains and fog, he was more serious than practicing martial arts.
In addition to these, Old Man Xuan will also teach Yang Dongxu some other skills, such as how to use his age advantage and agility to reach out to be a thief, and some tricks for fraud......
In short, if Zhou Yiren's cultivation wants to make Yang Dongxu a pillar of the country, then the cultivation of the old rascal Xuan Laotou is to make Yang Dongxu a gangster who can order everything in a variety of ways.
However, for the teaching of the former's parents and teachers, Yang Dongxu is obviously more interested in the latter's petty theft and obscenity. Of course, these old men used to teach in his small courtyard, and now they teach in the big courtyard, and they won't let Zhou Yiren see it.
At the same time, Yang Dongxu can learn these things and even use them. But Old Man Xuan never allowed him to really steal money or anything, which means that Yang Dongxu can practice with others, but he has to return the money if he steals it.
You can also use Qianmen to make a trap for some things that control people's hearts, or make a game. But it is absolutely not allowed to harm human lives and defraud money.
That is to say, Old Man Xuan just asked Yang Dongxu to learn these things, and even be proficient in these things. But let him understand that these things are the main thoughts, but Yang Dongxu is definitely not allowed to really use these things for his own benefit.
Of course, this is not allowed, for example, Yang Dongxu's idea of selling tape recorders to Wu Aibing is actually a kind of use of people's hearts.
As long as it is the right way, the old man never asks, and Yang Dongxu is interested in these things naturally because of the plot of the rivers and lakes and the dream of heroes in the bones of the Chinese people.
He had a lot of money-making ideas in his head, so it didn't appeal to him at all to make a profit from them. In other words, his interest in these things is greater than the value that these things will produce.
Therefore, Old Man Xuan was very relieved to teach Yang Dongxu these things, or he just saw Yang Dongxu's heart, so he taught these things.
"The speed must be fast, the strength must be skillful...... "Old man Xuan said with a bamboo board in his hand, while constantly walking beside Yang Dongxu.
In front of Yang Dongxu was a basin with a pot of soybean oil, and the bottom of the soybean oil was a copper ball the size of a walnut. These copper balls are all slippery, and the weight is not light, and it is already a bit laborious for Yang Dongxu's little hands to clamp them with two fingers, not to mention that it is still slippery.
So it's very difficult to clamp him, if you don't use force, you can't clamp it, if you use force, the surface of the copper ball is too slippery and it will fly directly, you have to use ingenuity, but Yang Dongxu's little finger is not strong, where did so much ingenuity come from?
Old man Xuan doesn't care about this, as long as Yang Dongxu stretches out his hand and catches the copper ball and flies, the bamboo board in his hand will hit the butt of the thing, and the strength is not small, and the bamboo board is a blood mark, and sometimes it will be bruised.
But these injuries are not a problem, Old Man Xuan will massage Yang Dongxu after the fight again, and sometimes use a prism needle to put bruises on the bruises on his buttocks, and then add the morning exercises, running herbs These injuries will not leave any dark injuries.
It really hurts to go down a bamboo board, and the muscles in Yang Dongxu's face will twitch suddenly, but he can't shout, otherwise he will be beaten by a few more bamboo boards, and he will be beaten by the teacher when he is studying, and Zhou Yiren will not help him.
"Old man Xuan, can I learn your massage techniques, I heard that massaging a woman's chest acupressure will make her breasts bigger, I don't know if it's true?" Although he gasped, Yang Dongxu's mouth was still full of flowers.
He wasn't really taught to be a little rascal by Old Man Xuan, but he used such a stimulating topic to divert his attention, otherwise the sting in his ass would not be so bearable.
This is true, and the massage of the acupuncture points on the chest will promote the circulation of blood, which in turn will promote the development of the chest. However, this approach takes too long. In fact, there is a faster and more effective way to achieve results. ”
"What's the solution?" Yang Dongxu's eyes were so bright that he had forgotten the pain in his buttocks.
Think about it, if you can really massage your breasts, you can blatantly massage the girl's breasts, not only will you not be slapped in the face, but you can also charge for it, and the saliva at the corners of his mouth is about to come down.
"One way is to have sex while massage, when doing sex, the blood flow of the whole body will be accelerated, so the effect of massage will be better, and at the same time, it can also increase the pleasure of killing two birds with one stone.
The second option is to massage the woman while she is breastfeeding, but this massage is not a stimulus, but a blockade. This requires a high level of skill, because if the technique is not right, the milk will be blocked together, and so it will be a failure.
At the time of the lockdown, women had plenty of milk to feed their children, and their breasts became larger because of the abundance of milk. After the period of nursing children, ** does not shrink, does not sag, and is still upright, it is for the superior ......" Old man Xuan explained to Yang Dongxu while smearing Hengfei.
From time to time, he put a bamboo board on Yang Dongxu's buttocks, and Yang Dongxu used two fingers to scoop the copper ball in the oil, his facial muscles twitched from time to time, and he inhaled cool air in his mouth while discussing with Old Man Xuan.
Just listening to the content of the discussion between the two people, it is definitely an old rascal at the ancestral level, what flirting, what excitement, they all come with their mouths open, and even the old man Xuan can take out a painted spring palace map of the old age, and point to the spring palace map while talking to explain.
This is not an ordinary spring palace diagram, only posture or something, the acupuncture points marked on it are more detailed than the body acupuncture point diagram of traditional Chinese medicine.
If he taught Yang Dongxu to learn Chinese medicine and memorize these acupuncture points, he would definitely not be able to do it, but he could discuss what excitement and massage could make the woman happy, but he could draw inferences from the other in his memory.
By the way, with some drug assistance, herbal medicine is not a thing at all. Of course, these things are for women, and there are also secret recipes for men, but Yang Dongxu can't use this thing now, so learn to use it after the age of 50, and be prepared.
If these men's secret recipes are taken out to get a men's health care product or something, it is definitely better than what India is a god oil, and there are too many American Wei Ge, all plant extracts, zero additives, and zero side effects......
Such a love of teaching and a love of learning can be described as a template teaching model for cultivating students' interest in teaching, and if the teaching content is not so filthy, it is definitely worth promoting.
But then again, if it weren't for such filthy and filthy content, Yang Dongxu wouldn't seem to be so interested, and Old Man Xuan wouldn't seem to be so energetic......
Teaching on Saturday, Yang Dongxu wandering around on Sunday to play, this is not a combination of work and rest, but the teaching of Old Man Xuan is suddenly interested and then starts teaching, Yang Dongxu will also propose to learn if he suddenly comes to interest.
In addition to practicing martial arts, for the learning of these fraud, fraud, or stealing skills, Old Man Xuan did not stipulate any fixed teaching mode, and he must reach a certain height.
It's just that one person is interested, and then the other party cooperates and starts to learn, or two people are interested, one teaches and one learns, and the picture always feels a little wrong, a bit like a couple lying in bed at night, one is interested in it, and the other is not objecting to it, and the other is not objecting to it, and both people are interested, so they exercise fiercely or something......
However, there are other things that Yang Dongxu can practice, such as Wu Xue, or the aunt next to him, or the money in the pocket of the bastard on the street, always inadvertently running into Yang Dongxu's pocket, and then returning to the original owner's pocket.
Those massages can only be learned first, as a skill reserve. Otherwise, with Yang Dongxu's current perseverance, he would already be a little restless when he looked at it, and he would definitely not be able to bear it if he reached out to touch it.
Think about Old Man Xuan's warning that if you break your body in advance, you will never become a living eunuch in the future. Although Yang Dongxu didn't believe it and always argued with Old Man Xuan, he was still very worried in his heart.
As a Chinese, my profound curiosity about herbs and martial arts is accompanied by unspeakable fear. This thing may be true if it is not done well, he doesn't want to joke about the 'sexual happiness' of the second half of his life, so he has to endure it.
took Wu Xue and Da Fat to have lunch at Yang's banquet now, and then ran to Wu Aibing's shop.
Qiu Laohu is really scary, although there is air conditioning at the Yang family banquet, it is all in the box, and Yang Dongxu and his godfather have mentioned several times that they want air conditioning, but they have not arrived.
Dongzi and Sun Shengli can't help it, after all, the output of air conditioners is not high, and now is the time for the autumn tiger to be powerful, and it is impossible to give a few more to the Yang family banquet.
Therefore, when someone eats in the box on the second floor because of business, the fan on Wu Aibing's side has become the first choice for the three children to escape the heat.
In fact, there are also fans in the hall on the first floor of the Yang Family Banquet, and there are several large ceiling fans overhead, but you can't stand in front of the fan and blow it, it's always so unpleasant.