Chapter 103: Above friends, lovers are not full
The next night.
Central Park Cafe.
"Why? Why?
As soon as Monica entered, she yelled at Adam and asked three whys.
"What's wrong?"
Adam was a little baffled.
"Are you men all liars?"
Monica was obviously extremely angry and fired the map cannon directly.
"It depends on the state. ”
Adam smiled and said, "Man, crazy as a demon beforehand, as holy as a Buddha afterwards, what kind of man are you asking?"
"Is there a difference?
Monica didn't have a good airway.
Adam was dumbfounded, nodded and said, "That's right! In the indescribable, men are liars!"
Whether it is the devil who constantly deceives the devil with indescribable intentions beforehand, or the holy Buddha who keeps perfunctory and just wants to sleep after the fact, they are indeed liars.
Phoebe guessed a little, "The date with Paul didn't go well? ”
"I just regret letting him stay overnight, big liar!"
Monica exclaimed angrily: "He lied to me and pity him, who knows that he also deceived my colleagues with this trick, and I feel that I have done a great thing!"
"Ahh
Phoebe exclaimed, then couldn't help laughing, "What the hell is going on?"
"On my first date with him last night, I wasn't prepared to develop that fast. ”
Monica was eager to complain, and said in 1510: "But on a date, he took the initiative to mention that his ex still looked like he wanted to talk and stopped, of course I asked, and then he told me that when they broke up, he smashed his ex's watch, and as for the reason, it was his ex who cheated on him and dumped him." ”
"And then?"
Phoebe asked.
"Then he wanted to say and stopped mentioning that because of the green shade, he hadn't been indescribable for two years, two years!"
Monica said hatefully: "At that time, I sprayed wine, saying that he smashed it well, and I relented for a while, so I didn't resist, and directly invited him over for coffee." ”
"Huh. ”
Adam was in a trance and remembered something, this was deceived and bubbled, and couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
Monica said angrily.
"I laugh at you, you've talked about a lot of boyfriends, and you even believe that?"
Adam quipped: "If what he said was true, such a humiliating thing, he would never say it on the first date, or even never." ”
"I thought I was special, and he couldn't help but open his heart. ”
Monica said with a depressed face.
"Haha, I don't know if he opened his heart, but you opened your heart to him~"
Adam laughed: "This once again validates my theory that in love, both men and women are opponents, and whoever cares more loses, and obviously you lose." ”
That's right!
He doesn't pretend, there's a showdown!
Well, in fact, it has been mixed for a long time, Adam's set of love theory of not falling in love, and Joey's only one night, were naturally known by Monica and them, and called the two scumbag theories.
"You're a fallacy!"
Monica retorted, "What if I meet someone like that? Do you know how I felt this morning?"
"I know!"
Phoebe raised her hand and exclaimed, "The curvature of the corners of your mouth can't stop at all, God, that's a happy smile!"
"Exactly~!"
Monica pointed her finger and a high voice echoed: "Although I have lost my eyes this time, it does not mean that I will always look away in the future." ”
"Wait. ”
Adam interrupted with a wave of his hand, "Don't get excited, it's just a smile formed by the pleasure of the aftermath and the illusion of helping people to exalt, and it won't be elevated to the love and happiness of a lifetime, right?"
Monica was stunned for a moment, and her face suddenly collapsed.
Adam was not impatient, and the fundamental reason why Paul was far happier than usual before she knew that Paul was a big liar today was that she felt that she had done Paul a great favor, otherwise it would have been just a normal pleasure after a night's sleepover.
Her happiness shouldn't be so cheap!
"It's better for us to pursue than for you to give up directly. ”
Phoebe comforted Monica by striking Adam, "You and Caroline, have you been going on like this? And Juno and Karen, who came here last time?"
"Juno, Karen, and I, just like you, are pure friends. ”
Adam explained with a smile: "As for Caroline, it's above friends, lovers are not full, and they help each other and do whatever they want, isn't that good?"
"Above friends, not enough lovers?"
Monica said disdainfully: "I don't think she will be able to become a lover in her life." ”
"Yes!"
Phoebe echoed: "Men like the new and hate the old, and they are not ready to become lovers at the beginning, will it be okay in the future?
The corners of Adam's mouth twitched, speechless.
Didn't you complain that Monica was deceived, how did it become his criticism?
He felt more reliable than Joey.
Joey spends most of his time enthusiastically dating other girls, and when he arrives that night, no matter how much the girls want to continue, he just doesn't contact the family.
The number of times is outrageous.
So much so that in the future, Joey meets the woman who has been together overnight again, but they can't recognize each other.
Although it turned out later that he was really messing with the other party's roommate, Joey was not surprised that he couldn't remember the other party, but only held back his anger that the other party had forgotten him.
Because he has mixed too many women, Barney in the future and looking for his mother is known as the two prodigal sons who divide the whole of New York.
He was originally a simple character, where do you remember so many girls, so you usually forget it after you mix it up, and only remember that he didn't get it.
Adam used to directly explain his attitude, and it was up to the other party to decide whether he could do it or not, and it was not Joey's attitude of just messing around overnight.
When I arrived in New York, I found that the previous method was too straightforward and did not apply to the habits of big cities, so I changed it to tacitly.
It is also the so-called magical state of 'above friends, not yet full of lovers'.
Of course, it's impossible to get in, but taking a step back can be friends again, and it's far safer than Joey and Barney's unscrupulous messing around New York.
This change occurred when Adam was a volunteer at NYU Medical Center.
Because here, he has heard a lot of sensational stories, and then he remembered that this is the world of American dramas, not only warm and funny, suspenseful and terrifying, but also chilling.
Joey was selected to be a model for a public service announcement, and others walked around as soon as they saw it, and his family didn't let him go back for Christmas, didn't they all know that he was just an advertising model?
No!
Of course they do!
But they know Joey's style better, and it's no wonder that they don't doubt it!
That is, Chandler and they are with Joey every day, and once Joey has a problem, he can't hide it from them at all, otherwise it will be difficult to keep him disrespectful.