Chapter 1587: Anti-routine
"Do you think I've become a lot more handsome? I'll just say, it's completely two people before and after I wash my face, can I make my debut as an idol now?" Li Menglong said quite narcissistically as he touched his stubble, looking a little disgusting.
"Everyone is so familiar, can you not embarrass your own people, you said that you said it yourself, let's go along with it, that's sorry for your conscience;
It's just that Li Menglong obviously doesn't appreciate it very much, and his face instantly turned a lot colder: "Then why are you staring at me like this? Since you can't praise me, then don't give me these illusory hopes!"
"Shhh...... Who did you learn the appearance of this resentful woman?" Li Shungui rubbed the goosebumps on his body and said speechlessly: "You also teach him to order good things on weekdays, but after teaching all kinds of messy things, you pat your ass and get married, what should I do?"
"You find another one, anyway, even if your appearance is not there, but you still have money, the rich woman doesn't have to worry about finding the next family?"
"You guys really have a problem talking one by one, what do you mean I'm rich? Do I Li Shungui still need to use material temptation to find a man? This face, this body, you are blind?" Li Shungui dragged his chest as he spoke, and glanced at these people with contempt, Chai Huoniu still had the face to discuss this issue with her?
This is really a map cannon, there are few girls who can survive, and they are a little depressed when they say it, obviously everyone has eaten about the same over the years, how can Lee Soon-gyu's figure be like this?
This idea was instantly abandoned by everyone, after all, there is a ready-made example next to it, Kim Taeyeon also noticed everyone's unkind gaze, the key is that the focus of this gaze seems to be on his chest, what do these perverts want to do? Believe it or not, she called the police?
successfully transferred the contradiction temporarily, at least he could relax a little for a while, and then his shoulder was secretly massaged behind him, and he didn't have to look back to know that it was Xu Xian, otherwise who could be so sensible.
"Did oppa not sleep last night? It's me who is not good, and I will definitely rest on time every day in the future!" Xu Xian said a little apologetically, this is still what Xiaoyuan just said, she still thought that Li Menglong was resting with her.
There are a lot of similar things, Li Menglong never says it directly, and a very small part of them will be known to the girls, for example, if Xiaoyuan wakes up late today, most of them will not know that he stayed up late.
So for him, the girls are still more grateful, of course, for Li Shungui, who is mostly a big horn, it is good to thank him, but Xu Xian will feel a little guilty, after all, last night was her little willfulness that made Li Menglong work overtime, the key is that she herself fell asleep first, it shouldn't be.
"It's okay, for the sake of our goddess, that's the dream of ordinary people like us, I want to thank the goddess for giving me this opportunity!"
"Sycophant!", "Lies!", "I know how to deceive simple busy......"
"Isn't it rude to talk behind someone's back!"
"Which eye did you see that we were carrying you? We just kept our voices a little quieter!" Yun'er stepped up on behalf of everyone: "You still don't admit it, then why do you only serve Xu Xian, we are not human!"
"First of all, I also serve you, if you object, you can choose not to eat breakfast for a while!Secondly, I thank the goddess for the opportunity I have given me, what kind of goddess are you?" Li Menglong said quite straightforwardly, this is absolutely from the heart, after all, the longer you get along, the farther away the girls are from the word goddess in his heart!
"I don't like to hear this, you go out to inquire, eleven out of ten people say that we are goddesses, should you see a psychiatrist?"
"I think it's ophthalmology!"
"Wrong, I think I should go directly to the psychiatric department, this is obviously a brain problem, into the water, right? I'll help you wipe it!"
I have to say that after the girls gathered, this power was still quite huge, at least when Li Menglong was reluctant to speak, they were almost invincible, and these few words made Li Menglong dizzy, since there was nothing to say, then admit defeat, as for the girls, they didn't relent, they just jumped proudly, and then hurriedly went to wash.
There can be a fixed breakfast time of more than ten minutes every day, which is one of the biggest changes that Li Menglong has brought to them after he settled in, at first the girls were very resistant, after all, people who lie in bed in the morning will understand, that one more minute is happiness, let alone so long.
But after getting used to it, I feel okay, to be honest, I won't be sleepy to death because of getting up early for ten minutes, not to mention that these ten minutes occupy not the time for them to sleep, and it is completely orderly to get up and go out to save time, which is quite magical.
Today, because Li Menglong didn't go downstairs to buy breakfast, there was only white porridge with side dishes, but fortunately, the girls were really not picky eaters, and they flew up one by one by turning the bowl to drink, but those eyes looked at Li Menglong from time to time, which made him very uncomfortable.
"If you're curious, just ask directly, it's not like your style to be so subtle!" Li Menglong asked helplessly while distributing the rest of the porridge to everyone, as for guessing the thoughts of the girls, Li Menglong gave up very early, their brains are not normal people can guess, and the brain circuit is very magical.
"Can you really ask? You won't be angry if you ask it?" Kim Tae-yeon's eyes rolled and looked very smart, but in Li Menglong's eyes, it was a belly of bad water, the kind that needed serious precautions.
"Ask, hurry up and eat after asking, I can rest for a while!"
"Then I'll really ask, you get ready!" Kim Taeyeon coughed lightly and asked quite crisply, "What's the matter with today's hidden camera?"
As these words came out, the table suddenly became a mess, and Li Menglong was surprised and poured a spoonful of porridge directly on the table, but what surprised him even more was why the rest of the girls were also surprised, and what kind of psychology was it based on?
Naturally, they were surprised, if they didn't know anything, they might have thought it was Kim Taeyeon's joke, but everyone knew, and Kim Taeyeon didn't communicate with everyone before she spoke just now, so she had the current situation.
While wiping their mouths and cleaning up the table, the girls began to crusade against Kim Taeyeon, you must know that everyone is still a little resistant to hidden cameras, after all, no one is used to being the protagonist of pranks.
But it's different if you know it in advance, at least psychologically they will feel that they are in control of everything, and looking at those staff who think they are successful, this can be regarded as an IQ suppression, and it is easy to get a sense of achievement.
As a result, before the game started, he was directly cut off by Kim Taeyeon, isn't it impossible to get along with them, as for Lee Menglong, it doesn't matter, to be honest, his psychological quality is not so bad, even if it is exposed by Kim Taeyeon in public, it shouldn't be so.
The main reason for Lee Mong-ryong's appearance is that he forgot about it and only got up after being reminded by Kim Tae-yeon, and he would be embarrassed if he left the staff busy because of him.
Fortunately, after a brief chat, there seems to be a remedy, the biggest selling point of the hidden camera is to play monkeys, generally speaking, the artist is a monkey, the program team is a performer, and the audience is the official master, enjoy the pleasure brought by God's perspective.
It's just that now it's just that the object of the play has been replaced, and it doesn't matter who is a monkey to Li Menglong, and even a little bit more biased towards the girls in his heart, of course, he is not afraid that they will suffer, but completely because Xu Xian is also among them.
So an upgraded version of the hidden camera was perfected in minutes.,Of course, it's just a general framework.,The details in it depend on the random wave of the girls.,They have always performed quite well in this regard.。
And the girls themselves are also very excited now.,After all, it's been a long time since I've played such a high-IQ game.,Especially those staff.,You must know that the two sides have been very opposed recently.,After all, those people know every day that they're watching the excitement there.,It's very annoying!
It's not too cool to be able to retaliate now, even Li Menglong's porridge has been robbed, according to them, it is necessary to accumulate enough physical strength, and let these self-righteous people see the acting skills of the girls for a while, and they will not be scared to death!
Ten minutes later, everyone walked down in turn, and the lively and lively along the way looked quite comfortable, but if you look closely, there will be a little wrong, because you didn't hear Li Menglong's voice.
In fact, Li Menglong was forced to wear a mask and sunglasses, the reason was that he was afraid that he would do something to betray the organization, and Xu Xian, a little girl, was treated the same, and the reason was that Xu Xian's acting skills were not good, so don't open your mouth.
They themselves don't blush when they say this, and now they take it out to do a questionnaire, it seems that Xu Xian is the first person in terms of acting skills, and the name of a nation's first love is stronger than their various three-legged cat characters, I don't know how many grades.
It's just a pity that this society doesn't simply rely on strength to determine wins and losses, Xu Xian suffered a loss here, but it's a good thing, anyway, she didn't bother to participate, and at the same time she quietly mourned for the staff of the program team for three seconds, why was she so careless to text directly, obviously she should have called directly!
The two sides met soon, after all, the premise of hidden cameras is that there must be lenses, so there must be cameras and staff, as for some candid shots and the like, forget it, they are not too sensitive to the camera, it is difficult to hide it.
So now I need an excuse to meet, originally this excuse should be Li Menglong's work, but who made him forget it, and he didn't even think about it until now, so the two sides were equivalent to a stalemate in the parking lot.
The staff on the other side began to sweat in the winter, what is the situation? It can't be that it was going to fail from the beginning, so a bright and tentative asked: "What's wrong with Menglong, didn't we say it in advance?"
"Ahh
Kim Taeyeon has begun to roll her eyes secretly in the back, can this thing be a little less responsible, if it is seen by the other side, he will be blamed, he has no professionalism at all, and he has to stumble over even telling a lie after living with them for so long?
As for the staff on the other side, they were all holding cameras, but Li Menglong also asked if they were here to shoot? Isn't this all obvious, if this is revealed by the girls, they really have to go back to Li Eunxi to complain!
The only thing that makes Li Menglong happy is that the attitude of both sides is quite unified, that is, they don't want the other party to see that this is a hidden camera, so no one expresses dissatisfaction with his stumbling.
As for the slightly pale excuse next, no one doubted it, and even the girls took the initiative to come up to help him out: "Thank you for your hard work, Li Menglong and Xu Xian accidentally caught a cold last night, so it's a little difficult to speak, if there is anything at work, just connect with me directly, and cause trouble for everyone!"
Kim Taeyeon deserves to be the captain of the team, this scene is quite smooth, even the staff believe it, and two people who also have a cold take the initiative to bring cold medicine to Li Menglong, isn't it inappropriate to take medicine if you are not sick?
In the end, under the compulsion of Kim Taeyeon and others, Li Menglong reluctantly ate a pill, and then was beaten to the back of the nanny car to make up for sleep, of course, the excuse is that the drug effect is too good, and then it is the girls' performance time.
"This driver oppa is very eye-catching, is it our staff? I don't think I've seen it before!" Yuna sat behind and poked her head over, asking curiously.
"I... I am... MBC came here temporarily!" said the man as calmly as he could, but the slightly trembling voice betrayed him.
If the girls didn't know in advance, it might be fine, but now obviously all kinds of details are suspicious, MBC staff would be so shy to see celebrities?
"OPPA, drive safely, remember to wear your seat belt!" Yuna said obediently from the side behind, while making eye contact with the girls quickly, guessing the intentions of the program team in this hidden camera.
At first glance, it seems that they just want to shoot some of their private state, but it doesn't make sense, after all, they all slept directly in the nanny car in the morning, which the staff should be clear, so the only flaw is the driver's brother, why does it look so nervous......
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