As soon as Pei Yanzhi's words came out, the audience all looked at him in surprise, stage accident, I'll go, this is a big melon, although many people like Dezheng Club very much, but it doesn't prevent them from eating melons!

Pei Yanzhi said with a smile, "Actually, that day, Brother Qian'er drank too much!"

The audience "poofed", and several audience members laughed directly, after all, Brother Qian'er's three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and burning their hair, are already known to the people of the whole country, but I didn't expect Brother Qian'er to drink too much before the performance.

Pei Yanzhi also forced a smile and said, " I didn't go that day, and then when I ate, Senior Brother Degang was a bitter meal, around ten o'clock in the morning, there was a group of friends who asked Brother Qian'er out, but Brother Qian'er also knew that there was a performance at night, so he drank beer at the beginning, but you also know, Brother Qian'er's three hobbies, I won't talk about it, drink and drink, and then I will be energetic, change the liquor, the performance at seven o'clock in the evening, Senior Brother Degang will go to Beizhan at five o'clock, and wait until half past six, the phone call came, Brother Qian'er is no longer good!"

The audience in the audience is no longer good, such exciting news, and what Pei Yanzhi said is also very humorous, which makes everyone's brain make up for Brother Qian'er's appearance of drinking too much, especially the audience who watched the performance, they are already laughing and are about to slip to the floor.

Pei Yanzhi said with a smile, " Senior Brother Degang is also depressed, what can I do, at this time, the baked cake and Xiaosi have already played, half an hour later, it will be their turn, and they are also in a hurry, and send Brother Qian'er over, but they can't get off the car, Senior Brother Degang has no choice, so he can only let the apprentices get Brother Qian'er down, go to the backstage, get it to the toilet to induce vomiting, and then wash his face, and finally relieved himself, at least he woke up, but he was still dizzy, but, there is no way, the one just said it, the baked cake and Xiaosi have been talking on the stage for an hour and a half, and the two children are dying on the stage, if they don't go up, not only these two will die, the audience in the audience is gone, if this matter is put on other drama clubs, the audience in the audience will be annoyed for a long time, which shows the development of Dezheng Club in recent years, and the audience is true love!

As a result, it was on the stage, I came back and watched the video, and I laughed so much that I couldn't do it, I really didn't go anywhere, my senior brother Degang did his best on stage to fool this performance, it was really fooled, because that performance was really bad, and Brother Qian'er didn't know how wrong he was, and it was not easy to finish the performance.

After that performance, Senior Brother Degang didn't say anything, after all, it's useless for you to compare with a person who drinks too much, who knows that at three o'clock in the night, Brother Qian'er made a phone call, and the first sentence made Senior Brother Degang laugh, and Brother Qian'er over there directly half-cried and said, I'm sorry!

The audience in the audience was going crazy with laughter, everyone made up for Brother Qian'er's sobering up, and he looked ashamed, feeling that this was social death, when he called Tao'er, that feeling, it was really numb!

Pei Yanzhi was also so smiling on stage that he couldn't close his mouth, but when he was eating together at Brother Qian'er's horse farm, Yu Degang said it, Pei Yanzhi was about to die of laughter at that time, but he didn't expect Brother Qian'er to have such a thing, and Brother Qian'er said at that time that whenever there is a performance in the future, he will never drink alcohol that day, and he must not make the same mistake again.

Pei Yanzhi said with a smile, "In today's words, this is the scene of the car accident, on our Peking Opera stage, we call this situation 'smashing the pot', and this kind of car accident scene is also divided into several different types, for example, the first type we call the technical car accident scene, such as forgetting the words, singing wrong, the preface does not match the afterword, the absurdity, the fall, and the excessive is that the shoes are kicked and flying, and the pants are falling off!"

The audience in the audience was already laughing, thinking about these car accident scenes, especially the pants fell off, what the hell is going on!

Pei Yanyi said with a wry smile, "What I said, basically many Peking Opera actors have experienced it, for example, forgetting words, I have had this situation, when I was studying drama at the Academy of Opera, I once performed on stage and sang "Su Sanqi Solution" At that time, I was about fifteen years old, we memorized words, not like I am learning drama with my master now, not first understand the plot, first understand the content, and then learn according to the structure of the singing, that is, the teacher sings a sentence, you follow the learning sentence, we call it slipping back, slipping to learn, slipping to learn is very dangerous, friends who have gone to school should have experienced, today everyone below should be people who have gone to school!"

The audience shook their heads and said in unison, "I haven't been on it!" The voice was in unison, as if it was said by one person.

Pei Yanyi looked at these "bad guys" in the audience with a black line on his face, shook his head, and said, "You all have learned badly! This is not good, there is no culture, it is terrible!"

The audience in the audience was laughing and laughing, teasing Pei Yanzhi, it was really happy!

Pei Yanzhi continued, "Those friends who have gone to school in front of the TV should know that when you endorse a book, you almost can't memorize it. However, "Su San's Solution" This play, belongs to our Danjiao's enlightenment play, I have been in elementary school is this play, in fact, I am already very familiar, but on that day, I don't know what is going on, I think about it now, it should be because I changed an unfamiliar pianist at that time, I also told you before, how important this pianist is for a Peking Opera actor, at that time I changed a pianist who had not worked with me, maybe the key and rhythm, I was not very adaptable, but when I sang to the high note, I forgot, at that time, I didn't know what to do, whether to sing it backwards, or continue to sing, but what are the words sung downAt this time, I feel that my IQ is completely zero, people who have had this experience know that at that time, your brain is wooden, and you can't remember a word, I now think about my rich honor, I have a feeling of numbness in the scalp and cold back, I have never understood what kind of mentality this is to find a crack to drill, but at that moment, I knew. ”

When Pei Yanzhi mentions this now, he feels uncomfortable, and his back is cold, you can imagine how big the psychological shadow this incident has brought him.

The audience in the audience also saw that Pei Yanzhi's heart was palpitating, and couldn't help but be sad, it turned out that Pei Yanzhi had such a thing when he was young, I really feel sorry for my boss Pei, but thinking about it, I really want to laugh!

Pei Yanzhi shook his head and said, " My feeling at that moment was that the whole world stopped, my heartbeat stopped, and the hundreds of people in the audience disappeared, three seconds later, my eyes were black, I still don't know how I sang this play, at that time, my parents, and my master and my wife were sitting in the audience, I didn't dare to look in their direction, and when I was removing my makeup backstage, my father came, sat next to me, and looked at me in the mirror, I didn't know what to say, I could only remove my makeup without speaking, pretending not to see it, and held it for a long time, my father said a word to me, I still remember, I saidAnyone can be wrong, but you shouldn't be wrong!"

The audience, some of whom had shallow eye sockets, burst into tears after hearing this, as a father, how disappointed he was in his children to say such things!

Pei Yanzhi sighed and said, "My father has high expectations for me, but he has never been able to reach the point where the old man asked, that time, I feel that I am really sad, forgetting the words, and forgetting the words on such a big occasion, it is indeed embarrassing, because I am a child of the Pei family, I am the descendant of the Pei faction, others can be wrong, the heirs of the Pei faction cannot be wrong!"

I remember very clearly, it rained a lot that night, and when I got home, I saw that my parents had gone to sleep, so I slipped out by myself, and began to circle around in our community, and I didn't have an umbrella at that time, and I felt that I had hurt my father's heart, and I didn't know how to explain it, and I didn't know how to admit it, you didn't even have a chance to say sorry, I walked and walked in the community that night, and finally, my mother found out that I wasn't in the house, and was frightened, called my father, and came downstairs to look for me, and found that I was walking around there, and then pulled me home, and didn't say anything about me！

Since then, I have been in awe of the play I want to sing, even if it is the kind of play that is familiar and not good, I will recite the words like the first time, this is the most unforgettable memory of my life, and it is also the most terrible memory, and now I still feel cold in my back when I think about it. ”

The audience below is also chilling for you, this kind of thing, just thinking about it can make people uncomfortable, let alone the parties involved.

Pei Yan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Speaking of forgetting words, we have to mention a senior, this predecessor is Mr. Xun Huisheng, one of the "Five Famous Dans", the old man once changed his name to 'Xun Ci', because he was on stage for the first time when he was eight years old, and he forgot the words after he came on stage, and he couldn't sing a word, so he went on like this, and was beaten by the master of Xun, so he renamed himself 'Xun Ci' and told himself 'Don't forget the words'!"

The audience in the audience was embarrassed, it turned out that Master Xun Huisheng had such an experience.

Pei Yanzhi thought for a while, looked open-minded, and said, " The next story is a messy thing when I was a child, anyway, I also let it go, let everyone know the real me, that was when I was ten years old, once I was also singing, performing on stage, singing Mu Guiying, I was wearing a backing, with a flag behind me, a military uniform, with a helmet, and a gun in my hand, but before I went on stage, I was nervous, and then I drank water, drank a lot of water, and when I went on stage, I felt uncomfortable, but I was about to play, I just wanted to endure it. ”

Some people in the audience have already guessed what Pei Yanzhi is going to say, although they feel a little incredible, but their eyes widened, and they all looked at Pei Yanzhi on the stage in shock, I'll go, Boss Pei, don't you want to set up your character?

Pei Yanzhi also let go of his nature and said, " As a result, after going on stage, I played a knife horse, if I just sang it, I still had to fight, as a result, I felt that my face was blue at that time, a warm current, oops, that feeling, it's really hard to describe, the whole pants are wet, and the shoes are also wet, and the floor is also wet, but the people who played with me at that time didn't find out, after this scene, I got off the stage, I hurried to prepare to change clothes, and the actor who appeared in the next scene stepped on my part directly on stage, and a big horse fell there, and as a result, everyone knows！”

"Hahahaha——"

"Kuku Ku ——"

"No, I'm laughing to death!"

"I sympathize with the guy in the back!"

......

The audience in the audience was about to laugh, and a picture appeared in front of everyone's eyes, ten-year-old Xiao Yanzhi, after putting on makeup, looked like a small porcelain doll, singing, the Yellow River was flooding below, the floor was wet, and after getting off the stage, another child stepped on it and fell into a dog gnawing mud, this picture is too joyful.

Dong Qianqing, who was in the background, was about to laugh, held Sun Yaqi's shoulder, and asked with a smile, "Yaqi, is what your junior brother said true?"

Sun Yaqi also laughed flamboyantly, and said breathlessly, "Of course it's true, at that time, I had just apprenticed, and when I came back from that performance, the little guy cried like a water man, the master was about to die of laughter at that time, and the master couldn't hold the little guy for an afternoon, but it made me laugh badly!"

Dong laughed so hard that he hiccuped, "This ...... This kid, this kind of thing...... Also got ...... On the show, it's really ...... Don't lose face!"

Sun Yaqi hurriedly patted her on the back, but she didn't understand Pei Yanzhi's thoughts.

Pei Yanzhi looked at the audience who were already laughing and were about to cramp, and said with a wry smile, " What I mean by this is to tell you that before we Peking Opera actors go on stage, we must deal with the things that should be dealt with, especially when you know that after we dress up in the play, we are fully armed, you can't even take it off, and if you take it off, you won't have time to play, this is a mistake, and the mistake is a big thing on the Peking Opera stage, so the general performance is at least two hours, three hours, you have to go to the toilet several times in front, and try to drink less water in the middle!"

As he spoke, Pei Yanzhi picked up his teapot from the table next to him and took a sip beautifully, what a duplicitous man!

Pei Yanzhi continued, "Then the second type of stage accident is called an accidental car accident scene!"