On the way home, Yang Xi was in a very comfortable mood.

I held my breath for six years......

Grass.

It doesn't matter.

The important thing is that I can finally do something for my alma mater, and then I will naturally feel comfortable.

At the luncheon, Lao Liu, as a driver, must not drink, Jiang Yubei wants to pretend to be a lady and has not touched a drop of wine, Yang Xi's amount of alcohol is really shallow, he toasted Principal Ye Academy, and then toasted the accompaniments at the same table, and then saw the bottom of the third glass of wine.

It can only push the company to the east, and the left meets the right.

Lian Xiangdong, who had drunk a lot, was disgusted by Jiang Yubei, and refused to sit in the back seat with him, and threw Lian Xiangdong in the passenger seat, and the air conditioning wind blew the wine he exhaled to the back, which was very unpleasant.

So, Jiang Yubei grabbed the passenger seat and threw Lian Xiangdong to Teacher Yang in the back seat.

On the high speed of the car, Lian Xiangdong, who was in the period of drunken excitement, refused to enter the suppression period, and pulled Yang Xi to explore how he did one fight two six years ago and beat the other party to a lame arm.

"It's not easy to say it's easy, it's not too difficult to say it's not too difficult, do you want to learn it? ”

Lian Xiangdong smiled, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "Take out five hundred yuan, and I will learn from you immediately." ”

Those who know Yang Xi are also old.

As soon as he heard Yang Xi's tone, Lian Xiangdong knew that he had the evil idea of pit his brother again, so he simply came to strike first.

Yang Xi smiled indifferently and replied: "If you love to learn or not, I am too lazy to teach, master." ”

Even Xiangdong was smoking and fire, and said with a dead beggar: "For the sake of my old man's loyalty to you Xida, you can tell me, I won't charge you money, can't you?"

In the passenger seat, Jiang Yubei also turned around and begged, "Teacher Yang, just tell us about it, please." ”

At this moment, although Yang Xi's vanity is already inflated, he still has to show a reserved appearance and wave his hand? A light sigh? Answered: "The past is unbearable, so let's just leave." ”

Jiang Yubei pursed her mouth? Pitifully said, "If you don't say it? Then I'll cry and complain to my grandfather while crying? Said that Mr. Yang bullied me. ”

This kind of thing......

This stupid girl can really do it.

Yang Xi immediately raised the white flag.

"Stop! What about a little aunt and grandmother, Teacher Yang admits it? Teacher Yang confessed. "Yang Xi picked up a bottle of iced tea? Unscrewed the cap of the bottle, took two sips, and said, "What if I said that I met a martial arts master, and he taught me a set of boxing techniques?" After I practiced hard? If you win those two little rascals, will you believe it?"

Jiang Yubei replied in surprise: "Is it Hong Qigong? What he taught you is the long-lost Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending in the rivers and lakes?"

Lian Xiangdong said with a smile: "What, the martial arts master that Xi Shao met was clearly clear, and the martial arts he learned was Dugu Jiu. ”

Lao Liu, who was driving, immediately provoked: "Xi Shao, he scolded you." ”

Lian Xiangdong is just about to scold Lao Liu? But Yang Xi took advantage of his unpreparedness to buckle his wrist, after a wail? Hurriedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong, Xi Shao? It was I who met the wind and Qingyang, and it was my old man who refined it into Dugu Jiu. ”

Yang Xi refused to let him go easily.

"Five hundred? Would you like to learn from me?"

Lian Xiangdong cried and confessed: "Willing? Willing? I said yes from the bottom of my heart. ”

Yang Xi let go of his hand at this time.

Lian Xiangdong rubbed his wrists, aggrieved and tragic: "You have lied to us, and you have cheated, you should tell us the truth." ”

Yang Xi took a deep breath and closed his eyes slightly.

"Actually, the trick is just one word, carry it! Bear the first beating, and when the second time, their momentum has weakened a lot, and when they start again, they don't have the same ruthlessness as the last time. ”

Lian Xiangdong couldn't believe it, but he had to believe it, and couldn't help but wonder: "Then how many times did you carry it before you overturned the two of them?"

Yang Xi smiled bitterly, shook his head, and replied: "It's been so long, who can remember it clearly." ”

Jiang Yubei's eyes were red, and she asked timidly, "Teacher Yang, then you don't feel hurt when you are beaten by them?"

Yang Xi pretended to be angry and scolded: "Are you two cranial nerves delirious? Why don't you ask the master how badly I beat those two little hooligans in the last battle?"

Jiang Yubei wiped her eyes, squeezed out a smile, and said, "What kind of misery did Teacher Yang beat those two little hooligans?"

Yang Xi sighed heavily and said with emotion: "To be honest, in the last battle alone, Director Fan gave me a major demerit punishment because he didn't wronged me at all, those two goods, one was dislocated by my twisted elbow, and the other was kicked by me and cracked his tibia. ”

Jiang Yubei showed a real smile at this time: "You deserve it!"

Yang Xi shook his head and said: "The two of them can't be said to deserve it, I, Yang Xi, am not a brave and ruthless person, if the school teacher can deal with it fairly from the beginning, where is the need to solve the conflict in this way? So, after the last battle, I have no hatred for those two little hooligans, in the past six years, I have only been dissatisfied with the way the school handles it. ”

Lian Xiangdong echoed: "That's true, if this kind of thing rests on anyone, it will be like eating a fly, and I want to vomit nauseously." ”

Yang Xi continued: "The most annoying thing is that the two little hooligans left the school after their training, but the surnamed Fan refused to revoke the punishment for me, so that the little master almost failed to get the graduation certificate." ”

Out of curiosity, Jiang Yubei asked, "Teacher Yang, how did you get your graduation certificate later?"

Yang Xi laughed twice and said: "My alma mater has a group of faculty members who like to play basketball, and these buddies were obedient to me on the basketball court. ”

Lian Xiangdong sighed: "No wonder you will aim the muzzle of the cannon at those two goods in the Student Engineering Office today!"

After a pause, Lian Xiangdong frowned again and continued: "Xi Shao, this matter can't be finished! You don't have to worry about it, leave it all to me, you have to let Lao Ye make those two rotten things who don't know what to do, life is better than death, otherwise I can't dissipate the anger of my old heart." ”

Yang Xi smiled and said, "Forget it! The brothers are here, and they meet with a smile and enmity, besides, the shot I fired at the two of them in the morning was ruthless enough, and it should be able to make the two of them drink a pot." ”

Jiang Yubei suddenly laughed, pointed at Yang Xi and said, "Teacher Yang, you are not laughing at the grudge, you are a one-shot grudge!"

Yang Xi was stunned.

Silly girl, don't just drive, okay?

Lian Xiangdong gave Yang Xi an exaggerated look.

Xi Shao, what is this kind of talk to your wife?

Just this morning, she asked me if you would ⊙_⊙ woman.