After Li Shixin's Weibo dynamic update, netizens laughed "goose goose goose".

At the same time as a "goose goose goose", the number of likes on Li Shixin's dynamic soared!

"Praise to Xinye! not only for your copywriting, but also for your entertainment spirit!"

"It's an old artist, look at it! Passers-by turn fans!"

"Xinye is awesome!"

"We only come here after seeing the memes, and the Internet is a pastime for us.

Here, some people pursue the virtual, and some people pursue the real, but everyone wants to find their own highness in a world where there is no need to face to face, no need to follow the big truth, and no need to look at other people's faces.

It's good to have such an open-minded old man, who doesn't talk so much about the rules, and plays with the big guys!

Drip!

Received a cheer value of 26412 points!

A casual Weibo reaped a wave of applause again, and Li Shixin smiled.

The Internet is a place where there is a natural affinity for all the people and things that bring them pleasure.

Li Shixin is very clear about this.

What kind of character he is, what kind of position he is, Li Shi's confidence is clearer.

An artist is a person who entertains the public.

No matter what kind of mentality you are running, some people pay attention to it, some people spread it, and some people talk about it, that's a good thing. This is the value of an artist.

If you want to be noticed, you have to get people to pay attention the way you want, thinking that you are a class teacher on the podium?

Wouldn't it be nice to have the spare time and perseverance to engage in a few three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulations to follow the rules?

Seeing a large group of leeks deeply impressed by his character, Li Shixin bowed lightly in the direction of the western sky.

Thank you Brother Kun in the previous life, who used the lawyer's letter to teach the old man the truth of life.

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guided a group of sand sculpture netizens, and watched more and more fans on Weibo begin to use their own copywriting mode to start creating, Li Shixin smiled faintly.

The speed of Internet memes and memes is sometimes faster than the spread of computer viruses, if this wave can really last for ten days and half a month, combined with the current public welfare warning sign promotion, then this wave of advertising is appropriate.

With such an unexpected joy, he was not in a hurry to go to Jing'an Real Estate.

The old man is holding it like this, and he still needs to lick the ass of the employer?

The old man will lie on the bed and pose, and wait for you to come and pay for it!

It's so confident, it's so inflated!

This wave of rice is very pleasant.

There is money to take, and there is exposure.

What is a superstar?

Well?

Even if you just have the most handsome posture, this is called a superstar!

Thinking that if he has money, he can really run the studio and have a whole set of real teams, instead of working hard with a mentally handicapped apprentice as a light commander, Li Shixin is always happy.

I turned off my phone, and the egg bread slices in the pot were also fine.

An Xiaoxiao, who smelled the smell, had already moved the stool and sat at the dining table obediently waiting for food.

The cemetery advertising copywriting began to exert force, and the first wave of cha rice was considered a small success, thinking about the scene after the endorsement fee arrived, Li Shixin was in a good mood.

Seeing An Xiao Squirrel holding a steamed bun slice and eating a small bite with a look of enjoyment, Li Shixin, who had no appetite, pushed his plate over.

Faced with the unexpected breakfast that suddenly appeared in front of her, An Xiaoxiao's eyes widened: "Wow! Didn't the teacher say to control the diet? This, what does this mean?"

"It's a pity to throw it in the trash. ”

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Faced with Li Shixin's reason, An Xiaoxiao pulled up a face.

"Teacher, I think you're insulting my personality!"

"Then what do you think is respect?"

"Give me fried luncheon meat, of course!"

You're thinking about fart!

Ignoring An Xiaoxiao's thoughts, Li Shixin hummed a little tune with his hands in his hands, and went to the balcony.

The spring breeze is warm and the sun is just right.

In the early spring of a period of birds and flowers, the applause value of this period of time has accumulated a full 500,000 yuan, if you don't come to it, how can you be worthy of this great beauty?

Lying on the recliner on the balcony, bathed in the warm sunshine, Li Shixin opened his system panel.

User: Li Shixin.

Life balance: 230 days.

Physical age: 58 years and 234 days.

Current Bravo Value: 521213 points.

The applause value obtained during this period of time, cough cough, cough cough, actually has 600,000.

But during the period, I couldn't hold back, and drew two rounds of prizes that had no income at all. And then that's all there is to it......

Looking at the string of numbers on the panel, Li Shixin took a deep breath. On such a good day today, if your system continues to not play seriously, you can burst the crutch hard.

Old man...... From now on, if you put a point into the lottery selection, the old man will live at home from now on, and he will die with you after the cheer value is exhausted!

Feeling the trembling of the system, Li Shixin snorted and opened the system panel.

directly took out 100,000 cheer points and put them into the lottery option.

Heaven does not give birth to me Li Shixin, and the passage is like a long night.

Sod, ha!

Drip!

Gain crutch X99.

You want to die for a garbage system, don't you?

Well?

Again!

Drip!

Obtain [Sandalwood Old Prayer Bead] X1, which means: The Buddha said that the five aggregates are empty, and only a pure heart and few desires can overcome the unreality in the heart. When you are lonely and restless at night, when you think too much, please recite the sutra. Wait a minute...... Why is one of the beads missing, when it should have been one hundred and eight?

(Functional items, the function is the same; when worn, it can dissipate all odors on the body.) When it is moved and cooperated with the scriptures, it can make people within the range eliminate irritability and distractions. Function three incense: as an antique is very valuable. ）

Well?

Looking at this strange object that broke out, Li Shixin raised his eyebrows.

Junk system, you know scared, right?!

Virtue!

Just like the starting point of those dog authors a virtue!

If you don't threaten to cut off your ticket, you don't know how to update.

Forget it, for the sake of the face of this object, for the time being, you are doing well.

Keep up the good work, Lao Tie!

Drip!

Get [Upper Arm Blood Pressure Monitor] X1, description: Woo woo, so tight, so tight! Dididi, good accurate, good accurate! One-key monitoring of blood pressure and heart rate, high-definition large screen display, measurement reminder grading. Accurate measurement, always available at home!

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You garbage system...... The old man just finished praising you.

If there is no old man at home, won't he go out to buy it?

Now the old man is with you, with you!

Please be serious, hey!

Again!

Drip!

Obtain [Lost Makeup] X1, description: The real ingenuity is to make yourself the most beautiful person, or let your sweetheart see the most beautiful self? Rare level skills, not upgradeable. ）

Ou Yo !!!

With a soft sound from the system, seeing that an extremely rare skill exploded after a functional item, Li Shixin sat up from the recliner suddenly.

Good system.

I know that although you Xiaobichi opens her yellow mouth every day, you still care about the old man in your heart.

Your point later, there is!

PS: Don't ask for a monthly ticket, sing a song;I have a small ticket.,I never vote~I've always played soy sauce when I read books at the starting point~Watching the author update less, I'm anxious to jump off the building!