Chapter 367: Favors and Transactions
As he spoke, the decadent man's right hand swept him up and down, and said with a self-deprecating smile:
"Such a practical punching bag is around, you say my life is good? I have been beaten at least once a day for this time! You say you haven't thought about harming me? Then you tell me, I have lived a life that is not a human during this time, who is the one who harmed me?!"
Lu Yan tilted his head, dodging the squirting saliva, and looked at the decadent brother in front of him a little wordlessly!
This decadent brother's life looks really bad! This person has let his wife beat him decadently, can this life be better?
Lu Yan expressed sympathy for what happened to the decadent brother! But if Lu Yan wants to carry this pot, he is resolutely unwilling to drop!
"Ahem, brother, let's not say if I want to hurt you, even if I want to hurt you, I won't use such a stupid way to hurt you!"
"Let me explain one thing here, the automatic kitchenware I gave to Xiaobaibai is 10 sets instead of one set! As for where these kitchenware went, I think such a simple question, brother, you can understand it if you think about it!"
After hearing this, the decadent man frowned, and asked in some uncertain tones:
"Why do they still grab the little food for free, and don't use the machine to get it?"
"Such a simple question still needs to be asked? Of course, use the bad little white machines first, and then use their own! Don't look at them as monsters, they are ghostly!"
"Oh my god! These two little animals, look at the ones who hurt me! Lao Tzu will go and slaughter them now!"
Looking at the decadent man who was angry and heartbroken, Lu Yan was quite righteous and immediately came to the rescue and said:
"Ahem, brother, this is not busy beforehand, you just called me in here, it can't be just for such a trivial matter, right?"
"Oh! yes, you see I'm so mad that I forgot about it! Come, boy, hand over all the machinery that eats me!"
"Oh, brother, what are you doing here? robbery!"
"Nonsense! Is this unclear? You should feel honored to let someone of Lao Tzu's level rob you! Hurry up, be quick, don't let your hands pick it up!"
What is this? A person with a legendary level is a robber and comes to rob Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu should feel honored?
"Also, I like the thing you gave me to bathe today, so you're getting me a hundred, don't tell me you don't have it in stock!"
"This one really doesn't exist!"
"What did you say?"
"Come on, brother, light a cigarette first!"
"You kid, okay, I'll listen to you!"
Lu Yan took out two cigars and lit them with the decadent man. ćšć says:
"Brother, let me tell you this, I have a shop in the shopping street, and the thing you use to take a bath is called soap, which is one of the many products in my store!"
"And it's not just soap, all the products in my store are tight sellers!"
"If you say I have stockpiling, I really don't! But I can give you 10% of my store, and you can get a tenth of my store every month!"
"And I only have one request, that is, in my shop, if there is any big problem, you have to take action to solve it! And if there are small problems, you don't need to take action, brother! Because these small problems belong to the southern nobles!
After hearing this, the decadent man frowned and pondered for a while, glanced at Lu Yan, and finally nodded and said:
"Okay, I'll take over this share, I'll send someone over later, choose a place in your store, and engrave my family's badge! I think people with brains, after seeing this badge, won't trouble your store at will! I'll take it, and what's more?"
"Ahem, brother, come, you can take these fifty sets of automatic kitchen utensils first, and then I'll ask you a word! If you use all these machines, what will you do?"
"Nonsense, of course I'm going to rob you!"
"Uh..."
Is this really the head of a family?
"Brother, if you rob me, I won't be able to rob it for a lifetime! And I can't only mix in this imperial capital for the rest of my life! So my idea is: It's better to ask for others than for yourself!"
"Tell me any! Wait a minute, I'm still in a hurry to have sex with my wife!"
Can you be the head of the house even if you have tracheitis?
"Ahem, man, I mean, I'm going to hold a magic kitchen training class in my own house!"
"If you have trustworthy subordinates, brother, get a few people to come to me to learn!"
"Although I can't guarantee that everyone will be able to teach, but those who work hard will definitely be able to learn! At the very least, those who learn a little bit will be much better than the food that my machine makes out!"
"So I'm going to tell you this time, if you want your subordinates to learn, just get a few people over, if you don't want to, I don't say it! And ha, if you want to learn the skills of magic cooking, you must at least be a professional, and if you want to learn well, at least you must be a mage!
After listening to Lu Yan's words, the decadent man asked:
"You are the creator of the Demon Kitchen Profession: the God of Food?"
Does Lao Tzu have such an awesome nickname?
"Dude, have you heard of me?"
"Nonsense, now this profession of yours doesn't know how prosperous it is in the 99th Guardian Land, if I haven't heard of it until now, then I, the head of the family, will soon be at the end!"
After Lu Yan heard this, he couldn't help frowning and said:
"Can't it? The profession I created has only taught one apprentice for so long!
After hearing Lu Yan's self-talk, the decadent man might as well ask Lu Yan with a frown:
"What's going on, is this profession you created so hard to learn?"
"It's not difficult!"
"Then you..."
"Ahem, brother, you have to understand one thing first, although I created this profession is very awesome, to put it bluntly, he is also a service profession, and it is also a profession that serves others!"
"This profession is no worse than other professions, just like the pharmacist, the food made by my magic kitchen profession also has the same effect as potions, but he needs to be consumed for a long time before the effect is significant!"
"Therefore, this profession must serve others for a long time in order to be most effective!"
"And in that case, the question arises! Think about how many professionals are willing to serve others for a long time? The pharmacist needs to ask for money, so he can get what he needs with a bottle of medicine! So he only serves others at one time!"
"But can the magic chef do it? No, the food itself can't afford to sell for such a high price!"
"Even if the food made by the magic chef can regulate the human body, and people who can eat it for a long time can raise the upper limit of the body's original existence!"
"At the same time, it can also treat external injuries, internal injuries, subtle injuries and other problems, treat the symptoms, the root cause, and the root cause!
"But this profession can never avoid a problem, that is, it takes time, it needs to be eaten for a long time, for a long time!"
"And how many professionals are willing to sacrifice their time to serve others for a long time?
"And everyone has a fluke mentality! I don't learn, there will always be people to learn, right? When someone learns, they only need to spend some coins to get what they want, so why waste their time and energy to learn one more of these crafts?"
"There are as many as 10 people with such a mentality, and it can even be said to be a herd mentality! Therefore, I have been teaching until now, and there is an apprentice-level student in Yelu who has really learned from me with his heart, the cooking skills I teach! That's why I said that I only taught one apprentice!"
As soon as the decadent man heard this, his face turned black!
Your profession is inherently suited to serve a large family!
Because only the people of the big family will not care about the professionals who belong to their own family, their own wishes!
Because, paying for the family is the basic rule that every family member must do!
Family interests are greater than individual interests, and collective will is greater than individual wishes!
Therefore, this kind of auxiliary profession that strengthens the family heritage and promotes the growth of the family should be inherently suitable for aristocratic families!
But what is this kid doing, to teach those freelancers, to learn this profession!
What are those freelancers? short-sighted, brainless! They don't care about anything but what they see in front of them, they don't think about anything!
Aren't you stupid to think that you would hand over such a noble, important, and fundamental auxiliary profession to those freelancers who have no tomorrow at all?
You don't see clearly the most fundamental value of this auxiliary profession!
You used to be wasting your time and your feelings in vain!
You just gave birth to such a good brain for nothing!
Idiot!
Stupider than my daughter!
Ahem, the last sentence must be withdrawn! Otherwise, my wife will beat me!
"Boy, don't talk nonsense, your magic kitchen training class is open in that place, when will you start teaching! And the inheritance scroll, how many you have, I want them all!"
"Not a single one!"
"Uh-huh?!"
"That thing was made before, but it was for the elves! And this thing is not as good as teaching it myself, and it takes a lot of effort to make! The most important thing is that no one has learned how to make it, so I don't bother to make it! After all, I have to rest for a long time to get a heritage scroll, so I have never made it again!"
"Hmm!"
It seems that there are also people who know the goods! If this support rises in the entire elven race, then the strength of the entire elven race will be further improved, at least the combat power will be increased by one level!
Pity...