Chapter 15: The Terrible IU
"Smack!" The color palette fell, and Wang Taika's face was dyed into a big flower face by more than a dozen colors at this time, and his clothes were dirty.
"Do you want to die?" Wang Taika had never been treated like this by a girl, and suddenly asked angrily: "This is how you retaliate? That's too simple, isn't it? Isn't there still one over there? The one with more colors pounces on, I'll give me a little, anyway, my life is dark enough, I don't mind a little more color! Come on!"
IU was a little frightened by Wang Taika, but sat back in her position with a blank face, looked at Wang Taika and said, "What? Are you angry?"
"Come on, come on, I'll give you a bit, you try not to get angry!"
IU looked at Wang Taika coldly: "Oh, so what? You think I'm insulting you? No, no, no! You're wrong. I'm just letting you get a feel for my world. ”
"What nonsense are you talking about?" the king was stunned.
"Nonsense?" IU's eyes fluctuated for the first time, and there was something different, as if he was wronged, and he seemed to be unyielding. There is even a hint of resentment and sadness hidden.
"Do you know what rotten eggs smell like?" IU suddenly said an inexplicable topic: "I know! I promise, it's worse and more terrible than the smell of these makeup on you! But just like you have colorful makeup all over you now, why don't I do it every day? I can avoid the rotten eggs, but how can I avoid the invisible rotten eggs?"
"What invisible rotten eggs?"
"It's the wanton abuse and slander of you black fans. IU pursed her lips, a little aggrieved, but still pretended to be strong: "I wasn't an adult when I debuted! But the abuse and slander that are on me every day are more terrible than those rotten eggs." Now that you have just some colorful cosmetics on you, you feel aggrieved, angry, and unwilling. But have you ever thought that when you are wantonly attacking others, your behavior is to throw rotten eggs at them! It is 10,000 times more disgusting than the cosmetics I threw today? You only experienced it once, and you got angry. And what about me? These have been with me for countless years. It's been with me all my youth. ”
"I ......" Wang Taika didn't know what to say, what IU said was reasonable. In the face of the true truth, any justification seems so pale and weak.
But Wang Taika still wanted to defend himself, and he shouldn't take the blame for this matter, but on the contrary, the black cauldron was firmly on Wang Taika's head. At this point, you must not be able to do the step of betraying your friends. So regardless of most of the pots, admit it!
"What else do you want to say?" IU returned to his seat: "I want to say, black me comes from deep love? By the way, what you said the other day, falling in love with wrinkles or something, it should be the lyrics, right?"
"This ......"
"Huh. IU smiled, but the smile was mockery and contempt: "Let's get acquainted again, because I don't really like you to call me IU, because this name can only be called by fans." ”
Wang Taika looked at IU's outstretched hand, and just wanted to go up and shake it, but was dodged by IU. I saw IU show a disgusted expression and sneered: "Black Pink Oba, you don't really think I want to be friends with you, do you? You think too much, don't you? You're really uninteresting." I mean, you can go. The door is over there, close it casually, thank you. ”
Wang Taika gritted his teeth, but couldn't say anything. After IU turned on the taunt mode, Wang Taika found that he was a little powerless to parry. The combat power has reached 99,999!
Wang Taika just turned around and wanted to leave silently, when suddenly IU stopped him again.
"Wait a minute, Mr. Black Pink. ”
"Heh!" Wang Taika turned around and closed his eyes: "If you want to beat or scold, you can do it all for me at once?
IU handed one to Wang Taika: "I won't regret what I promised, this is an entry and exit card, you can go out with this." Besides, don't you think you should compensate me?"
"A poor bastard, if you don't have money, you want to die, give it a good time!" Wang Taika gave up treatment.
"How much do you get a month?"
"400,000 won, what's the matter? You still want to exploit me!" Wang Taika was speechless, 400,000 won, in fact, converted into RMB, it is more than 2,000 yuan. It's really barely surviving.
"I don't want much, I occasionally get hungry, so I'll ask you to order food, how about deducting the meal fee from you every time?" IU looked at Wang Taika with a smile.
IU did this because of another consideration. It's too cheap to let go of a person who has hacked himself for so many years so easily. So IU wants to contain this black fan, on the other hand, it is also to prevent Taika from going back to death and not change, and will continue to hack her.
Wang Taika pouted, it doesn't matter what this kind of verbal agreement is, go back and immediately go incognito, who knows who it is?
Thereupon...... IU just took out a pen and paper from his bag and said, "Sign a contract!"
"What? still sign a contract?" Wang Taika obviously underestimated IU, if no one and idols are really as terrible as IU, then Wang Taika's worldview is simply about to collapse.
I hope that stinky coriander doesn't turn out like this!
IU wrote out the agreement on a piece of paper and showed it to Wang Taika when he was done. The Korean language of Wang Taika's two knives is okay, but it takes a little effort to write. So he asked, "Tell me, I don't understand." ”
"Okay! This is an agreement, Party A is me, Party B is you. IU leaned back in the chair confidently, gently crossed her feet, her black high heels were cocked, and even her eyelids were jumping with Wang Taika.
"Say it!" Wang Taika sat aside, as if listening to the trial, listening to IU's overlord clauses one by one.
IU looked at Wang Taika's painful appearance, and his mood inexplicably improved. Originally, it was uncomfortable to stay alone, but after venting her emotions to Wang Taika, IU felt refreshed, her waist was not sore, her legs were not painful, and she was even more energetic to continue to pit Wang Taika!
Wang Taika regretted this! I knew that I was going to leave quickly, I was stupid, and I wanted to look at Song Cilantro backstage. It's good this time, Song Coriander didn't see it, and buried herself in it. It's a pit!
After thinking about it, the culprit of this matter is still Han Pi, who has become a black fan on the Internet, and he still uses his own name. It's practical, it's useful, and it doesn't matter what the name is. But as soon as he got off the plane, he was tricked by Han Py into going to see the black fan party.
It's a suffocating operation! This is an obvious betrayal of a friend! This is a betrayal of a brother!
"I don't ask for much, because I usually have a lot of activities, and sometimes I don't have time to eat. I ask you to deliver food to me when you hear my call. I'll reimburse you half of the food money, and you pay me the other half. The time limit is set at a month! ”
"Hey, I'm also a toiler, okay! You're still exploiting me? What if one day I quit my job and don't deliver food?"
"If you resign?" IU smiled: "I'll take care of you? Anyway, you have to wait for my fate!
"Hmph!" Wang Taika was already thinking about how to run.
"Come on, press a handprint, if you run away, I'll call the police and arrest you!"