Chapter 315: A living person can still be suffocated by urine
Coming out of the administrative building, even Xiangdong's waist was straighter than that of the general.
"What, I'll treat you at noon, Xi Shao, just say what you want to eat. ”
Gao Yong was also worried that Yang Xi would really kill Lian Xiangdong for the sake of Lian Xiangdong, so he hurriedly responded: "I don't have much time at noon, if you don't go to the cafeteria, then go to the Northeast restaurant and eat casually." ”
Lian Xiangdong rolled his eyelids and responded: "I asked Xi Shao, I didn't ask you." "Sure enough, it's different if this person has a half-official position, and the deputy captain of the company dares not to put Boss Gao in his eyes.
Yang Xi subconsciously shouted: "Face the wind, old man!"
Almost at the same time, Gao Yong picked up a kick and kicked Lian Xiangdong's ass.
Lian staggered a few steps to the east before he stood still, turned around, covered his buttocks and shook his head, and said: "Force can't solve the problem, this meal at noon can only be decided by Xi Shao." ”
"I still don't believe it!" Gao Yong roared, raised his fist, and made a gesture to pounce.
Lian Xiangdong hurriedly changed his face, raised one hand flat, and said eagerly: "Northeast cuisine! It must be Northeast cuisine! Who the hell said that force can't solve the problem?"
As soon as he went to work in the afternoon, he couldn't hold back even to the east, so he had to start recruiting troops.
and discussed with Yang Xi and said that he would formulate the principle of three non-uses.
You don't need to be close to Ling Ran, you don't need to see the face of him or Yang Xi, you don't need to be married or have a girlfriend.
Yang Xi was a little surprised, and asked: "Since you said that you are in charge of forming the team, the captain should be delegated to you, but it is understandable that the first two do not use the captain, but why is the third one not used?"
Lian Xiangdong asked solemnly: "With you Xishao leading, is this championship in our brother's bag?"
Yang Xi said unashamedly: "Nonsense, those who dare to covet it, don't be killed." ”
Lian Xiangdong asked again: "Is the next live broadcast game an opportunity to show your face?"
Yang Xi nodded and said, "That's absolute! The municipal hospital team won the championship of the first regular training doctor skills competition with a crushing momentum, and the participating team members are of course glamorous. ”
Lian Xiangdong said: "That's it, if this kind of benefit is given to those brothers who have wives or girlfriends, wouldn't it be a waste of resources?"
Yang Xi gasped and responded: "Kuoyi, old man, think comprehensively enough, it seems that the captain really didn't choose the wrong person." Well, you do things, I don't worry, go and make a big show, I'm optimistic about you. ”
However......
After only an hour, Lian Xiangdong returned to Corey in disgrace.
Ma De, don't mention the principle of three non-uses, even if the conditions are completely relaxed, no one wants to go east.
It is not surprising that the questions of the qualifying competition are already very clinical and ignore the basics, I heard that when it comes to the live broadcast competition, it is completely inclined to clinical, and the way of the game is no longer a closed-book answer, but a 5-team rush to answer.
What's more, in order to increase the interest of the competition and let the people see it clearly and tastefully, the TV station editing and directing team suggested that all the topics be changed to diagnostic questions, that is, the host states the main complaint and medical history of a certain case, and lists the examination results of the case in turn on the big screen.
This difficulty is not ordinary.
If the questions are all common diseases, it is just that, five people can get together, and they can find out six or seven out of ten, but how can these common diseases show the level of the questioners? Besides, the names of those familiar diseases cannot arouse the interest of the audience in front of the television.
Therefore, more than 70% of the diseases involved in the competition are intractable and rare diseases.
Dignified doctor, sitting in front of the camera, the first question will not be stunned by the second question, and the third question will be confused and the fourth question will be guessed...... What a shame!
As for what, as long as there is Xi Shaozai, it will inevitably be crushing and win the crown, that kind of nonsense, coaxing the leaders of the courtyard is still okay, and it is used to coax us? Hehe, it's not that we don't want to believe it, but we really can't find a reason to believe it.
Yes, Yang Xi will take the exam, and no one can accept this.
Yes, Yang Xi's surgery is beautiful, and this aspect is also recognized by everyone.
However, this has nothing to do with clinical experience and diagnostic skills!
But if you haven't encountered a new disease, you can master it with book knowledge alone?
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There are not a few doctors who hold this view, but even the master's and doctor's degrees who have been lobbied to the east basically think so. Municipal hospitals are no worse than other hospitals in the diagnosis and treatment of common and frequent diseases, but in the diagnosis and treatment of difficult and rare diseases, they are one level worse than the Affiliated Hospital of Jiang Medical College, and even compared with the central hospital, I am afraid that it will lag behind by three or five years.
Even if it is a super-level performance, it can only compete with the central hospital for the second place, and make the background wall for the Jiang Medical Affiliated Hospital, which is bound to win the championship, is it interesting?
"What should I do? Xi Shao, we have to get together 5 people, don't we? Otherwise, we won't be eligible to participate!" Lian Xiangdong has a mysterious trust in Yang Xi, although he has been brainwashed more than a dozen times by a large group of smart people, but he still firmly believes that as long as Xi Da Shao goes out, he will win the championship easily.
Yang Xi said with a smile: "Can a living person be suffocated to death by urine? In such a big hospital, there are hundreds of regular doctors, I don't believe that I can't get together 5 people to come out, call the 5th and 7th, dare to say a word, and the master will kill him in minutes." ”
Lian Xiangdong exclaimed: "They ...... But they're just undergraduates!"
Yang Xi was displeased, glanced at Xiangdong in white, and reprimanded: "What's wrong with the undergraduates? The master is only an undergraduate with three books, and No. 5 and No. 7 are also a book, isn't it?"
Even Xiangdong has already done a deep study on the system of the live broadcast game, 5 people in a team, you can spread the professional side as much as possible, in order to give full play to the role of teamwork, 5 people are strong Although there is an advantage, but compared with 4 mediocre 1 person demon, it is still lacking a lot.
Just like the basketball game in September, the municipal hospital couldn't compare to others in the other four positions, but with Yang Xi, he won the championship all the way.
History will not repeat, but it will always be strikingly similar, who dares to say that Yang Demon will not repeat history in the live broadcast competition?
"Count him No. 5 and No. 7 luck, Xi Shao, 4 people, and one is still missing...... Well, or else, count the potatoes as one. ”
Potato, known as Zhong Shilin, was awarded the nickname of the potato because of his short and stocky appearance. His father was originally a doctor in the infectious disease department of the municipal hospital, but unfortunately died in the anti-epidemic battle more than ten years ago.