1152 Chapter 1152
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Feng Qiang: "I accept your apology. If I make this apology public, it will cause a lot of controversy, right? Some people will be jealous of me, some will rebuke you, some will say that I don't know what to do, and some people will fish in troubled waters and fan the flames...... It's going to be a little lively, and I want to light it up. ”
Me: "You also have to think about it, once it's lit, it's not easy to put it out. ”
Feng Qiang: "Yes, maybe you will be entangled for a lifetime." ”
Me: "The Sand League is really getting in the way of my friends. ”
Feng Qiang: "As a public figure, you get a lot of benefits from being noticed, such as intelligence, such as thinking, so naturally you have to pay some price for this. ”
Me: "If only you could pay for it with money." ”
Feng Qiang: "It's a pity, many things in the cultivation realm can't be solved with money, and the higher the cultivation, the better." Unless you can refine a currency substitute that can be used in the advanced cultivation level, you can still refine it after the Enlightenment Fruit. ”
Me: "My job is sword cultivation. ”
Feng Qiang: "Every time you swing a sword, you get a bunch of refined products, and there are also sword cultivators. ”
Me: "You really know the cultivation realm, and many sword cultivators don't know about your example." ”
Feng Qiang: "So you should also understand from this that I have ambitions for the cultivation realm. It's also dangerous when my abilities don't match my ambitions. ”
Me: "If one day you think you can't help it, you inform me that I will lock Zhuo Zhu in the small black house, and if you don't die, I won't let him out." ”
Zhuo Zhu: "Hey!"
Feng Qiang: "If there is a day, it doesn't matter if Zhuo Zhu is not there, I have a way to find other alternatives to realize my ambitions." Maybe those substitutes are not as good as Zhuo Grape, but using a few more can make up for the quality of the quantity, although then it seems to be a real evil. ”
Zhuo Zhu: "You don't have to make up for it, just use me, you don't have to risk becoming an evil demon, it's very dangerous." Ignore this cat, he's stupid. ”
I'm stupid, but I really don't want to be called stupid.
Left, although he is a mortal, but he is very related to the cultivation realm, Brother Feng Qiang Zhuo Zhu is Feng Qiang's appendage, don't think about him I went to see the parrot demon Bingsu who is a monk and is not a human now.
Bingsu was obviously stunned when he saw me: "Senior Pei...... Hello, is there something wrong?"
Me: "No, nothing to do, just hang around." ”
Bingsu: "Oh. ”
Then the two of us looked at each other speechlessly, very silly.
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Dai Ye, Bingsu's former owner and current cohabitant, also poked his head out to look at us, and greeted: "Cat Immortal, I haven't seen you for a long time, have you come to play with Bingsu?"
Bingsu's face instantly changed from the restraint when facing the unfamiliar predecessors to the sincere unhappiness.
Me: "Hamster?" As far as I know, this is the creature that can arouse Bingsu's emotions the most, and Dai Yeyi's private life is not included in the information channels of Smash Bros. and Shazhuan, I haven't heard of it before, and I can only guess now. This kind of information is not high-end, but I don't know, so the feeling of having to guess makes me find a little bit of freshness again.
Dai Yeyi: "Yes, there was only one, but after that one sneaked out once, she got pregnant, and then gave birth to a litter, although we have done isolation, but always the old generation has not died, and a new litter is born, so there are more and more of them." The life of the legendary hamster has become the ancestor of the legendary hamster, and we continue to work with the pet store. I don't know why, the customers of that store have never been tired of this special report, and there are often people who have seen this special feature from various channels to become new customers of that store. ”
When I entered the house and saw the group of hamsters, I instantly understood the public: these hamsters are so beautiful, they are not inferior to Yan Ziqi's bunch of hamsters with jade and bloodline and have been nourished by the aura of Yunxia Sect for a long time. And because Dai Ye also divided the cages for the hamsters, let them stay alone one by one, without crowding, and it seemed more suitable for viewing than Yan Ziqi's hamster army.
It's just a lot. There were fifty-seven in total, which, of course, was less than the number of Yan Ziqi hamsters
Not in an order of magnitude. Calculating the time, it is now about 14 years since Dai Ye and they picked up the first hamster reserve grain, and all beast hamsters are calculated according to the life span of three years and more than three months of fertility......
Me: "How many generations have you been dead?" I don't know, so let's just ask.
Dai Yeyi: "It's been more than ten generations." Every year from the first hamster dies, and every year there are deaths, and it also starts with the first hamster giving birth to a baby hamster, and every year there are births, and there are more lives than deaths. ”
Me: "It's been more than ten generations to breed less than sixty, and you've done a good job of isolation." ”
Dai Yeyi: "I also said this to Bingsu. ”
Bingsu: "Every time I go out for a few days, when I come back, I will see a newly pregnant hamster. ”
Me: "There are so many, it's a lot of trouble to clean, and it's inevitable that you will accidentally let a few of them slip together and give birth to something quickly." ”
Bingsu: "I made an automatic cleaning device. How is it possible to manually clean so much?"
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Dai Yeyi: "The cleaning device is still made with the help of hamster immortals, which is especially suitable for hamsters, so that hamsters can be cleaned without leaving their own cages." ”
Me: "Hamster Immortal?"
Bingsu snorted coldly: "Nosy guy." ”
Me: "It should be the same kind of care...... Or maybe when making the cleaning device, I left some secret hands to facilitate the hamster to get pregnant?
Dai Yeyi: "Sometimes, I will give them a little wind, after all, it is somewhat cruel to keep them for a lifetime, and when I take promotional photos for them, I need a background outside the cage from time to time to meet the changing tastes of customers. ”
Bingsu: "The cage has a spatial attribute, and the inside is much larger than the outside, enough for them to move." And what are they doing here? so stupid, they are eaten by cats, run over by cars, caught and abused by bear children...... Since they are incapable of protecting themselves and must rely on foreign objects to survive, they should of course obey the rules of those who provide them. If they don't like it, they become stronger and set rules for us. ”
Me: "It's like Su Yuan did it." ”
Bingsu: "I don't think there will be another hamster demon in this group, after all, they are all too stupid." ”
I looked at Bingsu and didn't know if I should complain with my half-baked relationship with him.
Bingsu helped me think about it, and he said to himself: "But there may still be accidents, after all, I am also stupid, and I also became a demon by Dai Yeyi's side." ”
Me: "No, when you were by Dai Yeyi's side, you only activated the skill, and you are not considered a demon yet." Ordinary monks say that becoming a demon means becoming a demon cultivator, not a demon beast, if you follow the path before being raised by the Yunxia Sect, you should become a demon beast. ”
Bingsu looked at me, and for a while, the conversation between the two of us was a little unstable.
Pei Bing: "Aren't you conceited, you can talk to anyone you want?"
Maybe it's because Bingsu has too many slots in the past and he's too serious now, right? It makes me subconsciously want to complain about him, but I can't complain after I react to it, it's a bit contradictory.
Dai Yeye: "The hamster black beans of Wu Heng in the Yunxiazong office sometimes come to visit these hamsters, and occasionally the black beans will appear in the hamster promotional photos, which is also one of the reasons why the promotional photos of these hamsters are quite effective." We paid for the appearance of black beans. ”
Bingsu: "That foreign aid hamster is a big name, every time it appears in the photo, almost all the publicity money for the current period is given to it." ”
Me: "Yes." Black Beans are the superstars of Feicheng, and your reserves are just tricks. ”
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Dai Yeyi: "I don't think the gap is so big, black beans are superstars with both strength and traffic, and the reserve grains are fresh meat made by flowing water and bleak water, although the latter is unstable, but it still has a certain popularity, at least to earn enough for its own rations." ”
Bingsu: "After accumulating over the years, I finally earned back the money from the special cage." ”
Me: "That's to have a surplus." Because the cage is very strong, after all the reserve grain is consumed, the cage should still be usable, and when the time comes, it will be another profit, which is equivalent to the reserve grain has only lived in these cages over the years and earned it by themselves
rations and daily necessities, and pay for the rental of your cages. ”
Bingsu: "It's not uncommon to have that little rent. ”
Me: "Then you swallow them in one gulp." It's not difficult, right?"
Bingsu: "I don't eat dirty. ”
Me: "Poor digestion?"
Dai Yeyi: "Huh, Bingsu, don't you recognize these reserve grains? Then haven't we raised them for so many years?"
Bingsu: "......"
After Bingsu was speechless for a while, his face showed a fierce face, and he turned into a parrot, and with one wing, fifty-seven hamsters jumped up and down, and Dai Ye was also so happy that he couldn't stop hahaha.
Oh, it turns out that hamsters are not a reserve food for the stomach, but a spiritual meal, to play with.
Me: "Does the Beast Hamster and the Hamster Demon have any weaknesses in common?" I mean, if Bingsu can accurately bully the Mortal Beast Hamster, then can he bully the Hamster Demon by analogy?"
Bingsu changed back into human form: "The fight between demons and demons mainly depends on cultivation, and by the way, it depends on the profession, and the racial characteristics have little impact." I know that Su Yuan likes to run bowls, gnaw teethers, have a sense of territory, and sell cuteness when he is at a loss, but he knows more about his own faults and will not give others a chance to take advantage of them. ”
Me: "In terms of profession, Su Yuan is a Dan Xiu, more orthodox, and quite easy to bully, basically as long as he is in the same big level, Fa Xiu can hang him." "Bingsu is a Dharma practice.
Bingsu: "He's just orthodox. ”
Dai Yeyi: "Cat Immortal, my parrot always avoids the important and trivial, can you tell me bluntly whether his staying in the mortal world for a long time will delay his cultivation?"
Me: "Only from the perspective of the aura environment, it must be delayed, but the matter of cultivation cannot be analyzed alone, especially for the ten disciples, the cultivation of the foundation period of qi cultivation is basically logical, and there is not much possibility of getting stuck." Therefore, conventionally speaking, we would instead let our disciples press as much as possible during these two stages of cultivation, and do their best to polish their state of mind, control, and knowledge...... As for spiritual power, it's not that it's not practiced at all, but relatively speaking, the importance is very low, because it's too easy. 166 Reading Network