"I'm drunk alone!"

"I have to kneel again for the final exam, and my eyes follow each other alone!"

"There are a lot of test papers in various subjects, and I don't know the right multiple-choice questions, and I don't know all the big questions. ”

"I laugh infatuated when I say math, and I cry when I speak English!"

“......”

"Okay, okay!" Shi Xiangxiang finally couldn't help but interrupt Xia Nan, who was still laughing at herself, "It's all this time, you are still in the mood to sing." ”

Xia Nan raised his eyes and looked ahead, and said disappreciably: "Isn't it just a little traffic jam?

Shi Xiangxiang said angrily: "What is the blockage, that's the police investigating drunk driving!"

Xia Nan said: "Then let him check, I didn't drink again!"

Shi Xiangxiang was so angry that she almost jumped up, "You didn't drink, but you don't have a driver's license!"

Xia Nan finally remembered that not only did he not have a driver's license, but he also didn't have an ID card, and if he was found out in a while, he would probably be arrested directly!

He immediately wanted to turn around, but now he was already on the bridge, and there were cars not only in front of him, but also cars in the back, especially since it was still a one-way street!

Seeing that the police who were checking the car in front of him were walking towards the back, constantly checking the vehicles in front, Xia Nan finally became anxious, and his brain began to be difficult, "Then what should I do now?"

Shi Xiangxiang said: "Let's hurry up and change it." ”

Xia Nan's expression lit up when she heard this, Shi Xiangxiang has a driver's license, as long as it is her who drives the car, then there is no, so he said: "Then you come over quickly, and we will exchange places." ”

If it was before, it would be impossible to change positions without getting out of the car, because Shi Xiangxiang was too fat, but now that she has lost weight, she is as light as Yan dare not say, but there is no problem in exchanging positions with Xia Nan in the car.

When Xia Nan saw her get up, she quickly got up, and the two exchanged in a narrow space, and physical contact was naturally inevitable, but in order to avoid being caught and eating public meals, they couldn't care so much.

It's just that Shi Xiangxiang just moved to the driver's seat, and a traffic policeman had already come from the front, she was startled and quickly sat down, but at this time, Xia Nan also showed half of her body to leave the driver's seat, and as a result, she sat down, and the person was taken back, and finally she was firmly pressed underneath.

Xia Nan only felt a shock to the tiger's body, and the taste was difficult to describe.

Shi Xiangxiang was also embarrassed, and wanted to get up and let Xia Nan move away, but the traffic police had already come to the side of the car and knocked on the car glass.

There was no way, Shi Xiangxiang could only maintain this posture and reached out and pressed the window.

The traffic police saw a woman and a man sitting together in the driver's seat, and couldn't help but be stunned, "You guys...... Who's driving?"

Shi Xiangxiang hurriedly responded: "It's me!"

The traffic police said: "Please show your driver's license, driving license." ”

Shi Xiangxiang handed over her documents.

The traffic police checked her documents and found that there was no problem, and handed over the alcohol detector to Shi Xiangxiang to blow.

Everything was tested normally, and the traffic police asked, "What are you doing here?"

Xia Nan couldn't answer, because he didn't know what he was doing in this situation.

Shi Xiangxiang whispered in a wise voice: "Sir, we ...... Just decided on a relationship. ”

The traffic police suddenly realized that it was the hot juncture of adultery, and they were naturally inseparable from sugar sticky beans, but they still criticized seriously: "Do you know that driving like this is dangerous driving and is very prone to accidents." ”

Shi Xiangxiang hurriedly said: "I, we won't dare next time." We're just ...... Suddenly, it's a bit of a head. ”

The traffic policeman said: "If you go up again, you have to wait until you get home." If you really can't do it, then find a parking space. ”

Shi Xiangxiang was blushing and said in a low voice: "Okay, let's go find a parking space." ”

Xia Nan: "......"

The traffic police continued: "There are thousands of roads, safety first, driving is not standardized, and relatives are in tears, do you know?"

Shi Xiangxiang said: "I know, I know!"

The traffic police saw that there was still a row of cars behind them, and finally said: "This time I will give you a chance, but you can't do this in the future." ”

Shi Xiangxiang said: "Thank you, thank you!"

The traffic policeman shouted: "Not separated yet." ”

Shi Xiangxiang hurriedly agreed, and then got up, Xia Nan hurriedly moved from under her buttocks with difficulty, and got into the side of the forced driver.

Seeing this, the traffic police finally stopped caring about them and went to check the car behind.

Shi Xiangxiang breathed a sigh of relief, turned her head to look at Xia Nan, and found that his face was very red, and he leaned forward, and his hands were also blocking it intentionally or unintentionally.

Recalling the scene just now, Shi Xiangxiang suddenly understood, and scolded in a low voice: "Don't choose to eat if you're hungry!"

Xia Nan wanted to refute, but he couldn't make a sound, because just now, he did swell.

As the car moved on, the atmosphere inside the car became awkward!

All the way back to Rubu Village, the two did not talk, or even make eye contact.

Xia Nan naturally went to the old house laboratory to make the bait formula, although Shi Xiangxiang was keen on the technology flow, but he only cared about the result and didn't care about the process, so he went home directly and entered the room.

She thought that she would turn into a pig at lightning speed as before, but when she lay on the bed, she was very awake, tossing and turning, always feeling as if there was something under her buttocks, and she couldn't sleep.

This night, she has always slept better than a pig and Shi Xiangxiang finally had insomnia for the first time.

............

The next day, although the wind was a little noisy, the sky was still so blue.

Xia Nan got up early, and after preparing everything, he spent thirty yuan into the tourist area very distressed and came to Liang Meibao's seaside villa.

Shi Xiangxiang is a bed fairy, but Liang Zimu is like a door fairy, every time he opens the door, it is like a catastrophe.

Xia Nan shouted outside for a long time, the door finally opened with difficulty, and when he walked in to take a look, he found that Liang Zimu was unexpectedly disheveled, his eyelids were slightly swollen, and there was a hint of worry on his face, obviously he was woken up in his sleep.

There may be a hundred differences in life, but Liang Zimu, like Shi Xiangxiang, had insomnia last night.

Xia Nan saw that she was still looking cloudy, so she asked, "Do you want to sleep again?"

Liang Zimu was slightly happy when he heard this, and asked weakly: "But, is it okay?"

Xia Nan said expressionlessly: "No!"

Liang Zimu: "......"

Xia Nan shouted: "Why don't you hurry up and brush your teeth, wash your face and change your clothes?"

Liang Zimu lowered his head, but finally mustered up the courage and said in a low voice: "You...... Don't be so fierce!"

Xia Nan said angrily: "Can I be gentle with such a person like you?"

Liang Zimu argued: "You said, seven o'clock, now, it's only six o'clock!"

Xia Nan said: "You have learned to talk back now?"

Liang Zimu was stunned, yes, he actually talked back? Didn't he never tell others before?

This is...... Progressive?

Xia Nan originally wanted to count her down, but seeing her cowardly and cowardly appearance, she finally couldn't bear it, so she could only remind: "Have you forgotten our bet today?"

Liang Zimu said: "I, I haven't forgotten!"

Xia Nan said: "Then don't hurry!"

Liang Zimu hurriedly went to wash and change clothes.

When she reappeared, she was already dressed like yesterday, from head to toe, but the fishing suit on her body was no longer white, but red, and she looked quite riotous on her delicate and convex body, which looked better than Liang Mabel.

But no matter how good-looking it is, Xia Nan didn't dare to look at it more, and he didn't know if he had eaten too much seafood recently, and it was a bit overdone, and it was particularly easy to swell.

When he was about to go out, Liang Zimu looked at the gate, and then looked at the passers-by who happened to pass by outside, his steps were hesitant, and it was always difficult to step out.

Xia Nan, who walked outside the door, saw that she didn't dare to step out of the pestle inside, and originally wanted to go in and drag her hand out like yesterday. But it has been like this, obviously not the way, her illness will not be better.

In the end, Xia Nan didn't go in, just stared at her expressionlessly and asked, "Liang Zimu, do you want to win me?"

Liang Zimu didn't hesitate, "I'...... Think!"

Xia Nan said directly: "You want to eat fart!"

Liang Zimu: "......"

Xia Nan pointed to her feet and said, "You can't even win yourself, you still want to win me?"

Liang Zimu muttered, "I ......"

Xia Nan said: "I'll tell you, you're going to lose today." A hundred paintings, hurry up and prepare them for me in advance!"

Liang Zimu was so angry that Xiao Fan's fists clenched, "No, it's impossible." ”

Xia Nan ignored her, turned around and walked out.

Liang Zimu saw him throw himself down like this, he was so anxious that he couldn't do it, and stomped his feet again and again and whispered, "You, wait for me." ”

Xia Nan didn't look back and said: "You'd better hurry up, I'll get on the boat when I get to the dock, I won't wait for you, if you don't follow, then you take the initiative to admit defeat." ”

Liang Zimu finally couldn't help it, she didn't care about a hundred paintings, but she didn't want to lose.

Looking at the door, she finally gritted her teeth, turned her anger into strength, and bravely stepped out with her eyes closed!

After coming out, she glanced back at the door and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, she had finally taken this step!

Xia Nan peeked at her and saw her come out, and smiled secretly in her heart, Xiaoxiao, I don't believe that I can't cure you!

When she caught up, he originally wanted to give her a thumbs up, but when he looked behind her, he couldn't help but scold again.

"You're stupid, you're still a three-year-old child, don't you even know about the chain door?

Liang Zimu looked back, couldn't help but smile bitterly, and wanted to go back and close the door, but he was worried that Xia Nan would leave him, "You, don't go!"

Xia Nan said ruthlessly: "Ten seconds, no waiting, ten, nine ......"

Liang Zimu, a chronic man, was finally forced to be anxious, brushed the ground and ran back, closed the door in a hurry, and hurriedly ran back, for fear that Xia Nan would really run away.

After the two came to the dock, Shi Xiangxiang, Ah Hu, Zhao Guangfa, and Iron Hammer were already waiting there, but there was also an Aunt A Qing, who was specially called to help clean up and cook!

When you get busy, you won't be able to take care of anything, and no one will want to cook!

Seeing so many people, Liang Zimu panicked again, feeling helpless, and hid back vigorously!

Xia Nan, who was stabbed by a thousand knives, not only no longer dragged her hand like yesterday, giving her strength and courage, but even gloating: "Liang Zimu, you can give up, I won't laugh at you, at most I look down on you." ”

Liang Zimu really wanted to go back, but when he was provoked like this, his blood gushed upward, so he didn't care about anything, he stiffened his head and walked towards the fish boat yesterday with his head down.

Once on board, she quickly hid in the cabin.

Xia Nan followed on the boat, but didn't pay attention to her for the time being, but took out his mobile phone and called Gu Yu, asking when the yacht could be redeemed.

Gu Yu told him that if it went well, the yacht would be returned tomorrow.

In addition, she also revealed a blockbuster disappearance: Zeng Taoyan took the initiative to return to the case!