Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Nine Teams That Beat People

When Shi Yiguang woke up, there were dangling figures around him, and there were strong lights, he couldn't open his eyes, and he stretched out his hand to cover his forehead, so he could barely see the surroundings clearly, it turned out to be a small operating room.

The operating room is rectangular, more than ten meters long, but only three or four meters wide, not like a room, but like a carriage, in which eight or nine white coats wearing protective clothing are crowded, and there is a vomiting sound of "wow wow wow" in the corner.

followed the sound and looked over, and found that the white guy squatting in the corner of the wall was Xie Xiaoqi, who was holding a garbage can, spitting and vomiting, until the bulging belly deflated, and then collapsed weakly against the wall.

"Wake up!" A familiar voice, nice with laziness, gentle with magnetism.

It's the voice of the moon heart!

Shi Yiguang turned his head and really saw Gan Yuexin, although his face was pale and his lips were chapped, his expression was calm, he was leaning on the wheelchair, looking at her with a light smile.

"Yuexin, Yuexin, you're really okay!" Shi Yiguang got up from his chair and danced happily.

"Naturally, it's okay, when did I lie to you, I said that if I can't die, I can't die!" Gan Yuexin shrugged, and then twisted her head again: "But I may have to sit in a wheelchair for a while, and you have to push it!"

"Mmmmmmmmmm

"Then let's go, push me out, the ten-day tour of Luzhou will officially begin!" Gan Yuexin raised his hand, like a captain chopping waves, and ordered the first mate to set sail to find a new continent.

"Are you sure you don't need to go back to bed to recuperate?" Shi Yiguang questioned.

Before Yuexin himself said that the iron bar was inserted into the body, even if the operation was taken out, it would hurt the muscles and bones for a hundred days, and he would have to lie down for half a month to get it.

"No need to lie down, I'm strong. Gan Yuexin waved her hand, extremely chic: "Go, Go, Go, Chong Chong." ”

When the white coats heard the word strong, they all paused, and then pretended to be fine, and continued to busy themselves, placing scalpels over and over again.

Shi Yiguang turned his head and looked at the white coats with inquiry in his eyes.

The white coat waved his hand impatiently: "The advice of our medical department is that those who are in wheelchairs should avoid spicy food, and those who vomit should eat liquid food, but it is estimated that you will not listen, it doesn't matter if you don't listen, you can't die, after all, are you strong, let's go." "Grab three plastics and go.

"What did you do?" the senior of the medical department doesn't seem to like you!" Shi Yiguang asked in a low voice.

"It's nothing, hurry up, hurry up!" Xie Xiaoqi stood up from the corner of the wall, pushed Gan Yuexin, and hurriedly ran away, followed by Shi Yiguang with a confused face.

After the three plastics left, the white coats hurriedly took off their masks, revealing their faces with blue noses and swollen faces, rubbing alcohol and potion on each other, are they easy, out of good intentions to save people, but they were beaten like this, and they were beaten twice.

The first time she was beaten, it was a guy in a wheelchair, she was already in a deep coma when she was sent in, straight and straight like a dead man, and quickly injected an anesthetic to start the operation, but I didn't expect it to be okay without anesthetic, and the guy woke up as soon as the anesthetic hit him, and he was woken up by pain.

After a good meal, seven of the nine doctors were beaten over by her, and two were put on the wall, and then this guy took out his mobile phone, sent two messages, and lay on the operating table by himself, using the medical robotic arm to operate on himself.

Out of humanitarianism, they said that they could help, but they decisively refused: "No, I have taught myself the science of human anatomy, and I can save myself!"

"Doctors don't heal themselves, even if you are the best doctor, this situation will be affected, your hands will tremble, your body will hurt, and if you don't pay attention to hurting your internal organs, it's over!"

Gan Yuexin, who used a computer-controlled manipulator to cut his back, was single-minded, squinting and ordering: "No, I'm strong, thank you, then next, you guys line up and lie on the wall, otherwise I may knock you unconscious!"

"But ......" the angel in white shook his head, in this case, how could he allow himself to operate on himself? The possibility of medical malpractice is too great.

"No, no!" Gan Yuexin withdrew her fist and said to the angel in white who was lying unconscious on the ground, and then continued to concentrate on dissecting herself.

In this operation, the angels in white watched from the sidelines, watching the patient calmly and calmly pull herself back from the brink of death, she did not use a knife or a chainsaw on her body, but in the life analysis class, dissecting a dead frog.

Finally, when it was time to stitch it up, she also tied bows at both ends of the wound for the sake of beauty, dressed herself, and allowed the angels in white to examine herself.

The angel in white was surprised to find that all the physiological characteristics of this guy's body were returning to normal, which was simply a medical miracle!

"How did you do that!" asked the angel in white, shocked.

"I'm strong!" the patient patted the doctor on the shoulder, reassuring in harmony.

This was the first patient, and soon the second patient came, a guy who had propped himself up to the point that he couldn't walk, with a big belly, lying outside the medical cart, humming and chirping.

The angels in white thought at first that this guy was pregnant and was going to have a miscarriage, but the first patient made it clear that the guy was only in his early twenties and had a flat belly three hours ago.

Both soft and hard, the doctor made it clear that this guy can hold it up by himself!

From the doctor's point of view, it is very serious and serious, it is absolutely impossible for a person's stomach to bear so much, and it is very likely that the limit load of her stomach will be broken, just like a spring, pull with appropriate force, let go and it will bounce back, but if you use brute force to pull it straight and straight, it will not go back.

It's going to die, this guy can die anytime, anywhere, the stomach will be overwhelmed and burst, and the food will pour into the belly!

The angels in white saved the life and helped the wounded, naturally they couldn't see death without help, and worked together to carry her back to the operating room, and they wanted to do their best to save this young girl.

At first, the girl didn't know why, and she hummed and chirped and shouted uncomfortable, but when she knew that the doctor was going to operate on her, she immediately stopped doing it, and yelled to let her go, otherwise she wanted them to look good.

Naturally, the angel in white would not agree.

"I've finally eaten it, don't let me vomit it, my stomach has been tempered and strong, I want you to take care of it! I don't want you to take care of it!"

The doctor will give her an anesthetic and then use a tube to go through her esophagus and suck out the contents of her stomach.

But at the moment when the anesthetic was about to enter, the small universe of the flower girl broke out, an over-the-shoulder fall, and threw the anesthetic doctor from the left to the right of the operating table, and then turned over and got up, and it was another punch.

The nine angels in white were beaten again, in fact, they were not completely weak medical departments, but they couldn't fight back, after all, the other party was a patient, or a critical patient, and if they didn't say it, they would punch her stomach.

After finishing work, the girl clapped her hands, holding her big belly like a pregnant woman, humming and chirping: "I said that my stomach is strong, I want you to take care of it!"

And at this time, the first patient who had been watching the play said leisurely: "Xiao Qi, your belly is so big, we will eat roast duck and roast goose later, you don't want to go!"

"Huh?" Xie Xiaoqi glared, his big eyes gurgled a few times, and after weighing the pros and cons, he laboriously climbed onto the operating table, lay down in big words, and beckoned to the doctor: "Come on, come on, come on, hurry up, hurry up." ”

But the angels in white quit.

Helplessly, Xie Xiaoqi climbed down, moved to the corner of the wall, hugged the garbage can, stretched out his fleshy little short hand, clasped his throat, vomited in a sloppy manner, and kept vomiting everything he ate before stopping.

kindly saved people, but was beaten twice for nothing, and the depression in his heart can be imagined.

"Where did they come from?"

"Nine teams, one team of geniuses. ”

"Team Nine, okay, I remember, don't pull me for the rescue of this team in the future!"

"Count me in!"

"Team Nine? Which Team Nine?"

"Which other nine teams, there is only one ninth team in the executive department of the Jian'an headquarters!"

"Damn, do they like to fight rescue teams so much?"

"???You've been beaten before?"

"It's been a few years ago, and the last time I was beaten even worse. A panda-eyed angel in white nodded, then a look of remembrance.

"At that time, I hadn't graduated and returned to Luzhou, and I was still a reserve medical officer in the medical department of the headquarters, and I went out with the seniors in the department to save people. We took a helicopter, down the Qinhuai River, and finally found the injured person on the river beach, she seemed to have lost her mind, out of instinctive self-defense, and we fought a lot, I ran so fast to jump into the river, I was only kicked once, and the result was swollen buttocks for five or six days. And my seniors were even more miserable, their bones were broken, and they couldn't get out of bed for a month and a half. ”

"So fierce?"

"More fierce than you think!" added the panda-eyed angel in white.

"In this way, it is the tradition of the ninth team to fight the rescue team, and we are lucky to be beaten like this. ”

"In the future, don't look for me for the rescue of the ninth team. ”

"Don't look for me. ”

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On a small street, Shi Yiguang pushed Gan Yuexin, followed by Xie Xiaoqi, who was bouncing and carrying two duffel bags, and was happy and ready to play.

"By the way, Xiao Qi, why did I faint!" Shi Yiguang seemed to remember something, stopped suddenly, and turned his head to look at Xie Xiaoqi: "What about the street writer who delivered food?"

"The guy from the medical department said that you have low blood sugar, and the delivery guy was covered with a white bula, and the guy who killed him escaped, and the traffic police said that he would be investigated!" Xie Xiaoqi said nonchalantly.

Shi Yiguang tried hard to recall, but couldn't remember anything, after the death of the street writer, she was inexplicably confused, and then fell to the ground, and woke up in the operating room.

"Dead?" Shi Yiguang felt a little lost in his heart, and he didn't know why.

"People have good and bad luck, and fate should be like this, don't worry about it! Let's find a hotel first, take a shower and change into clean clothes, and then go out to play!" Gan Yuexin turned her head slightly and said comfortingly.