Chapter 136: Wrong Moves
This left-handed milk tea and right-hand sugar fried chestnut is none other than Dongfang Tiexin.
Let's say that Dongfang Tiexin was wandering around the city before, looking for all kinds of delicious food by the way. Not to mention, there are really a lot of delicious things in this fairy world. Although it is said that there is a lot of thunder in Xiao Xiao's house.
For example, green mustard-flavored potato chips, such as Kang Shuaifu braised beef noodles that are seriously inconsistent with the actual picture, for example, butter that smells like milk tofu but is actually fat.
Those things have made the iron heart miserable, and I have never eaten such a bad thing in my life.
People always feel hungry easily after a bowel movement. Tie Xin, who had finished defecating before, was very hungry, but fortunately, he still had enough exploration and was willing to explore everywhere in Hive City.
So I still found a lot of good food. For example, fried pork ribs and fried crispy pork, this thing looks very simple, but how can it taste so fragrant and so fresh?
There is also Malatang, this thing is really amazing! Add a bowl of old soup with purines to the milky white soup, and add two spoonfuls of peanut butter to the milky white soup, which can make the soup taste rich and further increase the purine. Then add all kinds of dishes that have been boiled for a long time to the blanching, what is called popping fish balls, and that is called fat beef sliced mutton rolls. What kind of hot crispy meat croquettes, all put them in, and continue to increase the purines. Finally, a large spoonful of soul-infused chili oil pushes the purine level to an unprecedented peak.
Then a bowl of fragrant purine spicy tang is ready. It's delicious, and it can supplement purine blood pressure blood acid, so you can get it in one fell swoop!
Of course, Tiexin's favorite is frozen milk tea. How can there be such delicious and delicious things in this world? How can milk and tea be so delicious? Of course, it may be because there is a lot of sugar.
But Iron Heart doesn't care about that.
He only knew that milk + tea plus the pearl taro balls, coconut sago, and the rich and sweet brown sugar boiled in it, froze the milk tea, and then sucked it up. Ah~ The whole life feels complete.
Although there are times when your head freezes, it is undeniably really cool. It's so delicious that you have to keep having a few glasses even if it's a frozen head.
Tie Xin is true love for milk tea, and he has drunk eight cups of milk tea since just now. Tried every taste.
What brown sugar bubble milk tea, Jinfeng tea king, oolong cheese milk cap, milk tea three brothers, cheese mango, ice cream black tea, cheeseberry berry, cheese grape meaty.
The iron heart is hovering between the frozen head and the cool, and there is not a second of time wasted.
However, Tiexin still found a small problem. That's about the checkout.
"It's so strange that the people here, why are they all paying for that strange thing, just take that picture?" Tiexin didn't quite understand how those people who were holding their phones to check out were doing.
But every time he obediently took out the money.
Not to mention, the stores he went to were basically busy, and many of these microtransactions in modern society are based on human trust. You say you paid, the boss doesn't check many times, as long as you say you paid, the boss basically nods and says, "Okay". Then he went back to his own business.
Tie Xin doesn't know the price of goods in this fairy world, anyway, whatever he eats is a loss of silver. At first, I lost one or two ingots of silver, but then I found that if I lost it like this, I didn't have enough money with me.
So Tie Xin secretly exchanged one or two pieces of silver for a small ingot of silver weighing three coins. (about five grams per penny) Every time he finished buying, Tie Xin threw the silver into the money box, and then told the boss that the money was paid. Generally, the boss doesn't check, so he says he knows.
However, when Tiexin went to a certain milk tea shop to buy the eighth cup of milk tea, he was still found out when he checked out.
The young lady who sold milk tea looked at the silver that Tie Xin threw into the money box, and she said suspiciously: "Sir, are you settling the bill with silver?"
"Hmm. Tie Xin bit the straw and took a bite of the cheese grape meat, while nodding.
The clerk was very distressed: "Sir, we don't accept cash in our store. Although you are out of costume COS today, you may be reminiscing about the glorious days when you fought in the other world. But for now, please sober up and settle the bill in RMB. ”
Tie Xin bit the straw, and Xi kept the cheese and grapes fleshy, and his eyes exuded a hint of doubt. What is that? Isn't silver hard currency?
"Sir, please settle the bill. The clerk's young lady looked at the tall and handsome iron heart, and she couldn't get angry at all.
He took out a gold leaf from his money bag and put it in front of the clerk's young lady.
"Oh, sir, you really are. It's said that you can't settle the bill with precious metals. The young lady said helplessly: "Did you come out of COS today, and then forgot to bring your wallet?"
Tie Xin silently sucked the milk tea and didn't speak, because he didn't know how to explain that he was not from the fairy world.
The young lady looked at the cold but handsome very iron heart, especially the iron heart was still staring at herself, oops, no, no, no, my heart was beating so fast.
"Forget it, I invited you to this cup of milk tea. You can take the gold back. Remember to pay me back next time you have money. The young lady handed the gold leaf back to Tie Xin.
Tie Xin clenched his fists: "Thank you girl." When I have money, I will give it to the girl. ”
This action is really handsome! The young lady sighed in her heart. Oops, next time I want him to use WeChat to send red envelopes to transfer money by himself, well, just do it!
Looking at the iron heart that was gradually drifting away, the young lady swore in her heart.
And a man weighing up to two hundred pounds who was queuing up next to him watched all this and silently wrote down all the operations of Tie Xin.
After Iron Heart left, he began to operate like Iron Heart.
After Tie Xin walked more than ten meters, he heard the angry roar of the young lady from the bubble tea shop behind him: "This guest! You take back your sweat-stained gold chain for me!"
"Hey, don't bite the straw and pretend to be cool! don't think you can get away without talking and looking at me, pretending to be mentally retarded. I'm calling the police now!"
Iron Heart listened to all this and slipped faster. I didn't pay for it!
Forget it, I'll pay this girl back when I have money.
So Tie Xin took all kinds of food he bought from the city and shook it all the way, and slowly and leisurely shook it to the suburbs. Compared with noisy and noisy, or even overly lively cities, Tiexin still likes this kind of quiet suburbs.
After all, in his world, the population has never been so dense. The Dongfang City where he lives is already the largest city in Qianyan except for the imperial capital, with a population of about 100,000 people.
And the population of the hive is already more than 200,000, and the streets are bustling with cars coming and going, which makes Tiexin a little uncomfortable.
When you get to the outskirts, look for a big tree. Tiexin jumped onto the tree with a vertical leap, eating fried pork ribs and drinking milk tea in the shade.
While eating and drinking, he saw two little ones come to a short distance under the tree and start practicing.
Huang Zeying and Niu Ben are very young at first glance, and in Tiexin's opinion, they are even younger than Xiao Xiao.
However, although they are young, the martial arts moves they use are very exquisite. The breath surging between the fights is still a vivid scene.
Tie Xin watched the two children practice martial arts like this, he was not surprised at all, because this was the fairy world. Is there anything strange about the child strong?
He sat on a tree and watched the two of them fight. Then I listened to Huang Zeying complaining that no one was fighting against them to practice, and he was willing to pay for someone.
As soon as Tie Xin heard this, his heart moved.
"The so-called money is heroic courage, and it is difficult to move an inch without money. It looks the same in this fairy world. A hundred dollars an hour, and I don't know if the money is more or less. Well, cheese grape succulent on the signature of the bubble tea shop is fifteen yuan a cup, and one hundred yuan can buy six cups of such a delicious fairy wine, which should be worth it."
"And I'm going to pay back fifteen dollars to that girl, and I need to make money too. Even the strength of children in this fairy world is so high, I'm afraid that my kung fu is not very useful, and I may only be able to guide children. And you can't die a child like Xiao Xiao. Because she can beat me to death with one punch. ”
"If you want to gain a foothold in this immortal world and slowly train to become the emperor of the sword in the future, then you must have a fixed income. There is no gold or silver in circulation, and the money I brought with me is useless. ”
Tie Xin calculated before and after, he might as well take over this business.
So Tie Xin jumped out directly, expressing his willingness to accept Huang Zeying's condition of one hundred yuan an hour.
The appearance of Tiexin startled Niu Ben and Huang Zeying.
Niu Ben thought that this was a bad person, but Huang Zeying suddenly looked understanding. He took the first step and asked Tie Xin, "Do you want to earn this hundred yuan?"
"Hmm!" Iron Heart put down all the food.
"That's fine, but we'll see what you're capable of. Huang Zeying clasped his hands on his chest. Niu Ben didn't understand where Huang Zeying's confidence came from, believing that the other side was a good person.
And Tiexin is not ambiguous, in order to earn a hundred yuan an hour, he can be regarded as working hard.
The long sword was unsheathed, and the sword momentum of the heart sword god duel began.
High Heart Decision - Sword Xiang
Pure Heart Recipe - Sword Spirit
Cold-hearted decision - sword sharp
Ruthless - sword disease
Anger - sword rage
Ambition - Sword Fierce
The iron-hearted swordsmanship is like a big river like a huge wave crashing on the beach, continuous and majestic, and the two people who only look at the bezoar are fascinated.
After a set of swordsmanship performances, Huang Zeying immediately said: "You have been hired, one hundred yuan an hour, come for two hours every day, and pay your salary on the same day." ”
Since it's a cash payroll, don't waste it today. Let Tie Xin and himself practice a wave.
Not to mention, with Tie Xin helping to practice and instruct, Huang Zeying and Niu Ben's external martial arts are progressing very quickly. These two hours of sparring are stronger than the two of them have been training against each other for a month before.
At the end of the couplet, Huang Zeying took out two hundred yuan and handed it to Tie Xin. Tie Xinmei took the money and left.
It was after he left that Niu Ben asked Huang Zeying curiously: "How do you know that this person is a good person?
"Hey, just your brain. Huang Zeying pointed at Niu Ben with a look of rotten wood that could not be carved: "Do you think, Da Hei handed over the martial arts to us, do you think this is a simple crossing of the river and demolishing the bridge? This is a conspiracy, the purpose is to make us work hard to become stronger, so that we can be worthy of Cheng Yao." ”
Of course, he also knew that we lacked guidance, so he had to arrange appropriate adventures for us and something. Guess how long the man had been watching us in the tree? Maybe he was in the tree as soon as we came. If he wanted to click us, he would have clicked us. ”
"And the cost of 100 yuan an hour of sparring is very low, and my tennis coach will charge me 300 yuan an hour. I was just testing him, and now I can be sure that he must have been an adventure arranged for us both by Dahei!"
Huang Zeying said this with confidence, Niu Ben couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "High, really high." It doesn't look like Dahei is so bad, it turns out that he's a good guy too. ”
Da Hei, who was far away in Huaihai Cheng Lu's house, was mopping the floor, but he inexplicably stepped on a puddle of water under his feet, one foot slipped, and it was useless for him to use his ability to control his balance. Bang ~ Da Hei fell heavily on the floor, and he rubbed his waist: Who TM is talking bad about me behind my back.
And Dongfang Tiexin, who was content to go to Xiao Xiao's house with two hundred yuan, didn't know that in the next few hours, he would be subject to the most stringent approval in his life.
Because Xiao Hei got off work earlier than Xiao Xiao and returned home, and then saw the scene of his rental house. The dark knight with Sima face now pulled out his cheeks, and the hell karma fire in his whole body was uncontrollably rising.
"Oriental Iron Heart !!"
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