Chapter 105: Green!
Qin Kuairen just wanted to find a place to stay now, and didn't think about anything. He felt like a lone wolf now. It was almost two long whistles to the heavens.
The coffee was so bitter that he just wanted to numb his throat with the spirits.
Qin Kuairen wanted to find a bar, and music was playing in the music bar.
"The cold ice rain slapped indiscriminately on the face~Warm tears mixed with the cold rain~"
Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, and he can't listen to such a song anymore! Qin Kuairen decided to change the family.
So he went to a quiet bar. Music is also playing at the quiet bar, which can be heard at the entrance of the store.
"Aha~ Give me a glass of forgetful water~ Change me for not crying all night~"
It's funny, why do you want to play this music in Jingba, how old-fashioned, don't you all put some Richard Christman?
Qin Kuairen left angrily and decided to change houses.
This time it's a cat café.
I think that during the Three Kingdoms period, Boss Cao improvised a poem in the Chibi of the Yangtze River against the surging river: Kangdang is unforgettable, why can he solve his worries only by petting cats, grilled skewers, milk tea, and fried chicken.
Many years later, Brother Xun mentioned an appendix at the end of this poem: Boss Cao is right.
What are the sages? Boss Cao and Brother Xun are. Having been ahead for so many years, I know that the best way for today's young people to ease their sorrows. Stress relief depends on milk tea, and healing depends on petting cats.
Soft, fragrant, bouncing, and meowing, the little flesh is undoubtedly the best healing gadget. Take a sip of longevity and longevity, and take two sips of Bliss to ascend to immortality.
Qin Kuairen found the cat café, and before he entered the door, he heard melodious music coming from the cat café.
"Men cry, cry, cry, cry ~ not a sin ~"
Lao Tzu was cuckolded, Lao Tzu was indeed bitter, Lao Tzu was indeed injured the next day of his first love, but Lao Tzu was strong, Lao Tzu did not cry!
Today, this is a special show for Andy Lau? I didn't buy tickets for Andy Lau's concert!
Qin Kuairen passed by with a black face and decided to pull this cat café into his blacklist. Even if the beautiful short cheese meowing by the window is cute, I will never!
Don't you know that there is a saying called turning grief and anger into appetite?
With a vindictive heart, Qin Kuairen walked towards Lao Zhang's shop. As soon as he walked to the door of Lao Zhang's shop, he heard a terrible magic sound coming from inside.
It was Lao Zhang, who was full of five tones, was singing at the top of his voice: "Find a dear person who loves you the most, come and say goodbye to single~ An amorous infatuated and ruthless person who comes to give me scars~"
Hearing this song, Qin Kuairen, who had been strained all the way, couldn't hold back any longer, and at the door of Lao Zhang's store, he cried out with a wow.
The crying is a miserable one, and those who don't know think that the singer in the store owes him 20 million and doesn't plan to pay it back, forcing him to jump off the building.
"Boss! Boss! Stop singing! The song you sang broke people's brains, and they all cried!" Xiao Hei found Qin Kuairen who was squatting at the door of Lao Zhang's shop and hugging his knees and crying. He immediately stopped Lao Zhang's singing.
In fact, he has wanted to stop Lao Zhang for a long time. There is a good saying: others need money for singing, but Lao Zhang sings for death.
If it weren't for the fact that he and Da Hei were both strong, they could use energy to close their hearing, otherwise they would have died here a long time ago.
Sure enough, an ordinary person passed by, and he was scared to cry by the boss's singing.
"The boss stopped singing, and the person who was singing died when he was singing. Look, people are starting to twitch!" the little black man insisted. And hiding in the kitchen to wash the dishes, the big black who closed his hearing pretended not to know everything, and did not see everything.
"Fart. I can die when I sing? Obviously, it's because I sing so well that I move people. If you don't believe us, ask this lad. Say, young man, did you cry because I sang so well and was so emotional? As he spoke, Lao Zhang walked into Qin Kuairen, who was huddled in a ball at the door.
As soon as he got closer, Qin Kuairen, who was crying into a ball, raised his head, and his tears and snot flowed into a pile, which startled Lao Zhang.
"Lao Qin, what's wrong with you? You were robbed?!" Looking at Qin Kuairen, who was crying, Lao Zhang immediately became concerned. Because this is the backbone core of his Shengke Wand Company, he can't have a problem.
"Lao Zhang, I'm not happy anymore~Ahhhh
"That, Xiao Hei, hurry up and bring Mr. Qin a bottle of fat boy happy water to add some happiness. Under Lao Zhang's instructions, Xiao Hei immediately brought a bottle of serious (non-zero, non-sugar-free) Coke.
"Go, go, don't just take Pepsi, bring Cocalypt too. Drink the two together, and replenish the happiness more fully. ”
Under Lao Zhang's home remedies, two mixtures of cola were poured into Qin Kuairen's mouth by him ~paused~. Happiness has been replenished, and Qin Kuairen has improved a lot. Of course, Xiao Hei on the side strongly suspected that it was because the Coke that Lao Zhang forcibly poured in made Qin Kuairen choke, and he was pressed by carbonic acid, so he couldn't cry.
"Come on, come on, get our President Qin in. Lao Zhang beckoned to Da Hei and Xiao Hei to get Qin Kuairen into the hotel first.
Entering the restaurant, Qin Kuairen sobbed and said, "Lao Zhang, I want to have a big meal." ”
"Okay, okay, what kind of meal are you going to eat. Lao Zhang didn't care why Qin Kuairen was so uncomfortable, he agreed to Qin Kueren's request first.
"Tell me what you want to eat. ”
"I want to eat braised pork ribs, braised pork, braised hairtail, braised eggplant, braised olong. ”
"What's that? Braised Orolong?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, okay, whatever you say you want to braised can be braised whatever you want. The big black one, take the money to the seafood market to buy a hairtail fish and buy an Aolong back. Lao Zhang instructed his subordinates to do things.
Qin Kuairen continued to ask: "All talents don't put green onions and coriander. ”
"Okay. Lao Zhang agreed.
"Don't put garlic sprouts either. ”
"No problem. ”
"I'm going to pet the cat, I'm going to pet the short cheese cat from that cat café on the corner. It's called Ball Ball. ”
"Blackie, go borrow the ball. ”
Although he didn't know why Qin Kuairen was so sad, Lao Zhang felt that something must have happened to him. Now he agrees to all the requests first, and Lao Zhang is now afraid that he will do something stupid.
Big Black bought Ao Long Hairtail, and Little Black brought American short cheese.
Qin Kuairen held Qiuqiu and sat in the store waiting for food. Although the tears are no longer shed, the eyes are still red.
Lao Zhang cooked all the braised dishes in the back kitchen, each of which was red and gorgeous, and it looked particularly festive. According to Qin Kuairen, none of the shallots, coriander and garlic sprouts were put in.
Qin Kuairen ate the chopsticks as soon as he picked them up, and didn't stop until the braised eggplant was served on the table at Lao Zhang's bar.
"What's the matter? Why don't you eat again?"
Lao Zhang noticed that Lao Qin's tears were rolling in the corners of his eyes again.
Qin Kuairen pointed to the braised eggplant: "This ...... How can there be green peppers in this eggplant!"
"Ah, for seasoning. I put it in the pot when I got out of the pot, and after boiling it for a while, it was not rotten when it was cooked, and it was delicious. ”
"I ...... I don't want to see green right now!"
Lao Zhang looked at the tearful Qin Kueren, and he seemed to understand something.
Lao Zhang cautiously tentatively said: "Broke up with your girlfriend?"
As soon as he said a word, Qin Kuairen cried out again like a dam bursting: "I've been cuckolded!"
Looking at Qin Kuairen, who was crying, Zhang Tong suddenly thought of a sentence for no reason: Sluts are hypocritical.