Lao Zhang, who was thousands of kilometers away, didn't know what happened in Shuangqing, and he was stupidly taking Jiang Hua to take pictures.

That's right, it's to take a marriage certificate photo.

In China, ID photos are particularly magical. It seems that as long as anyone takes a ID photo, most of them have nothing to do with the word good-looking.

Because it seems that all ID photos in China have to be taken according to a pattern. First get an ugly uniform, and then take a picture against a very solid background. Either blue or white, this solid color background, the face appears extremely flat.

It's not about photography anymore.

Fortunately, the background color of the marriage certificate photo is red, with a pure red background as the base, at least the face can be reflected very white.

Taking ID photos is a mirror. No matter how awesome your makeup is or how fashionable your dress is, it is not worth mentioning in front of your ID photo.

Because you will be required to wear a shirt with your forehead and ears exposed, of course, the requirements for a marriage ID photo are not so high. But it's basically supported by his own appearance.

After all, a marriage certificate photo and a wedding photo are completely different things.

"Come on, come on, look here, look at the camera. The woman moved closer to the man and tilted her head. Yes, good, good, smile. The man also smiled. I made you laugh, but I didn't call you silly. What's the matter, the bride is too beautiful, she will be silly and happy! Yes, you have to laugh naturally. ”

A master who has been in the industry for 40 years is fiddling with his Nikon camera while directing Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua to pose appropriately.

Although there is nothing creative about taking ID photos, it is still a technical job.

The master is always oscillating between making you ugly or making you uglier.

Fortunately, Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua's appearance finally held up, and the master's skills couldn't defeat Tianding's appearance after all.

With the photos taken, Zhang Tong spent 20 yuan on the cost of work, and he got the marriage certificate belonging to himself and Jiang Hua.

"Is this considered marriage?" Zhang Tong held two thin small books and felt a little incredible: "From today on, we will be a legal husband and wife?"

Jiang Hua flicked Zhang Tong's head with his brain: "Otherwise." ”

"I thought there was more of a ritual or something. I forgot to bring candy when I went out today, and I didn't distribute it to the staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau. Ha, from now on you will be my daughter-in-law!" Zhang Tong scratched his head.

There is an incredible feeling of disbelief, doesn't it mean that good things are more grinding? Today, I have planned everything, if anyone interferes with him and Jiang Hua from getting a marriage certificate, he will tear down his whole family.

But it looks like there is no need to demolish people today.

"Can you not be silly, people will think you are an idiot. After Jiang Hua said this, he immediately left Zhang Tong ten steps away and walked in front.

Zhang Tong ran two steps fast to catch up with her, but Jiang Hua seemed to have made up his mind not to let Zhang Tong catch up. As fast as Zhang Tong was, she ran as many blocks as she could, and kept a distance of ten steps from Zhang Tong.

"Don't run, lady!"

"Who is your lady, perverted uncle, stay away from me. ”

"What, we've all got the certificates!"

"I don't care, you dragged me hard. I don't want to get anything!"

"Oh, no. ”

The woman's heart is needled, and Zhang Tong originally thought that everything would lie flat after receiving the marriage certificate. Why did Jiang Hua suddenly start to do this again?

Well, most of them are flirting with themselves, and they have to cooperate with her to make her flirtatious and happy.

Just when Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua were about to stage a scene of a couple chasing and scattering dog food on the street, some people may feel that they can't feed the dog too much food, so as not to strangle the dog to death.

So someone stepped up.

The two strong men in black who didn't know where they came out inexplicably stopped Zhang Tong.

"Eh, what are you doing?" Zhang Tong was still in a good mood today, but he was suddenly stopped, and his mood instantly deteriorated.

"I'm sorry, please keep your distance from Director Jiang Hua. The black-clothed man who came showed his ID: "We are from the Special Investigation Section of the Capital Special Investigation Bureau." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Tong looked at the two of them inexplicably.

And Jiang Hua, who was originally running in front, also stopped, and she turned around: "You guys are that part?"

The strong man in black lit up his ID again.

"From now on, please keep your distance from Director Jiang Hua. The strong man in black said to Zhang Tong again.

"Hey, this is the first time I've heard this request. Jiang Hua is my daughter-in-law, have you ever heard that a husband should keep a distance from his wife? I don't care who you are now, get out of the way!"

The strong man in black was stunned for a moment, and Zhang Tong pushed the two away with a hard push. The two of them staggered back a few steps.

Zhang Tong was a little angry. And these two strong men were also a little surprised, because the two of them were still quite strong, and this Zhang Tong didn't look very strong, why did they push the two away at once?

And things seem to be a little unexpected, Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua are married?!

For Zhang Tong, these two big men naturally have information. They were transferred from above, and they were dispatched immediately after the great earthquake in the southwest, without a second of delay.

Because Lei Jun over there has already said that the reason for the earthquake was because he told Jiang Hua and Zhang Tong's fortunes.

Lei Jun's original words: "One of these two people has an extremely hard life, as long as it is calculated, it will be the sky falling." ”

Although the people above were still skeptical of what Lei Jun said, Lei Jun swore that this was the case. Otherwise, let people find other people who have come back from the other world and really have the ability to tell fortunes.

Of course, he himself is definitely not this fate. Because if you count, you will definitely die.

And the capital also attaches great importance to this matter, and the people above thought about it for a long time, thinking that what if Lei Jun was telling the truth?

So I simply went to find someone to draw fortune tellers from all walks of life who had returned from the other world and let them start fortune telling.

But the people who came were not stupid, and many people felt the shaking of the southwest. Especially this matter is very important, Lei Jun must explain to these peers: "This is the life of a person who counts the way of heaven." Count as little as you can, not big things. What will happen to the big thing, you know better than I do!"

Originally, there were still people who wanted to show off their abilities in front of the high-level, but as soon as they heard Lei Jun's words, everyone withered.

Just kidding, count the lives of people in heaven?! This is to calculate when you will die, and you will also take away a lot of burials.

"So, this Heavenly Master, what did you calculate before?" a fortune teller who had returned from the Immortal Cultivation Realm asked cautiously.

"When marriage is auspicious, this is the least counterproductive algorithm. Lei Jun did not hide it: "It won't cause much change." If you notice something is wrong, just stop immediately. ”

"Okay, thanks for the reminder. I'm going to open the altar!" The fortune teller, who had returned from the fairy world and wore bells and whistles, pulled out a peachwood sword and began to chant Shinto.

The peachwood sword kept drawing circles, the space in front of the fortune teller began to distort, and the flames began to slowly materialize.

"Hurry as a law, intimidating!" the sword pointed at a point, and a red light flew out. But the embodied flame appears nothing.

"Oh, that's not right. Why can't you figure it out?" the fortune teller was still wondering.

There was news over there: "Zhang Tong and Jiang Hua are already married!"

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