This ghost crying wolf howl, not only the audience in the audience and the audience in front of the TV frowned and laughed, but even the "old master" on the stage covered his ears and shouted, "Shut up for me!"

Pei Yanzhi hurriedly shut up and looked at Guo Ciyin timidly, with a look of fear.

Suddenly, hearing the sound of "Didi Didi", Guo Ciyin was also puzzled and asked, "What kind of movement is this!"

Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and sang, "Master, wow, I want to go to the toilet!"

Guo Ciyin also sang along, "The lazy donkey grinds, you have a lot of and urine, sooner or later-you have to be angry with me-"

Pei Yanzhi finally sang, "Gas-death-you——!"

Guo Ciyin's eyes widened in anger, and he kicked him directly in the ass, saying, "I fatten you!"

Pei Yanzhi patted the dust that didn't exist on his buttocks, and said with a smile, "Master's legs are higher today than yesterday!"

The audience also cheered loudly, the apprentice kicked the master, how interesting!

Pei Yanzhi glanced at his watch and said, "This ...... next"

I saw Pei Yanzhi's face change, and he said a little shyly, "This next, I still have to change my personality!"

I saw a soft smile on Pei Yanzhi's face, trotted to the third room, and said softly, "Hey, Master, are you meditating here?"

The lights turned on, this is a nephew of Pei Yanzhi, a disciple of Li Zhengsu, named Liu Lanzhi, wearing a cheongsam on his body, although the hair on his head is a little gray, but he is also meticulous, his face is lightly powdered, and he lightly sweeps his eyebrows.

Liu Lanzhi glanced at Pei Yan out of the corner of her eyes, and said with a smile in the Meipai pronunciation, "You're here!"

Pei Yanzhi sat directly on the stool next to him, his legs apart, and he looked very grinning.

Liu Lanzhi glanced at him, her face was cold, and she said, "How are you sitting!"

When Pei Yanyi heard this, he looked at his sitting posture again, and quickly put his legs together, exactly the same action as Liu Lanzhi, his legs together, his left hand pressed on his knees, his right hand pressed on his left hand, his waist was straight, and his neck could not be moved, looking like a lady.

The audience couldn't help laughing, but they also felt that Liu Lanzhi's appearance was too beautiful, and some girls in the audience and in front of the TV also followed Liu Lanzhi's example and sat upright!

Liu Lanzhi looked at the well-behaved Guo Ciyin and said with a smile, "Drink tea and eat snacks!"

Pei Yanzhi also ran all the way, and after learning from the two masters for a while, he really felt thirsty, so he directly picked up the teacup next to him and asked for a cow drink.

Liu Lanzhi snorted coldly and said, "How did you drink it?"

Pei Yanzhi also looked helpless, and let out a "coquettish" sound, which caused the audience to laugh wildly.

Pei Yanzhi skimmed the tea leaves with a tea lid, put it to his mouth, took a sip, and as soon as the tea was in his mouth, he heard Liu Lanzhi say, "Mu Guiying is in charge, listen to it, sing it to me!"

Pei Yan squirted out all the tea, coughed a few times, quickly stood up, cleared his throat, and sang,

"Listen ......"

These three words are full of charm, with the style of Mei Pai, and Liu Lanzhi is also smiling when she hears it.

"The golden drum sounds, the horn vibrates!" But these seven words feel like a fart is not on the tune.

"Stop ——" Liu Lanzhi covered her heart with her hand.

Pei Yanzhi also quickly stopped.

Liu Lanzhi raised her orchid finger and pointed at Pei Yanzhi, and shouted in a soft voice, "You-"

Pei Yanyi looked around curiously and said, "What's the matter, isn't the water boiling!"

was so angry that Liu Lanzhi was silent on the spot, so she cocked her orchid finger and fixed it there.

Pei Yanzhi hurriedly came over, grabbed Liu Lanzhi's arm with one hand, pressed it gently, and said, "Oh, Master!"

As he spoke, Pei Yanzhi also hurriedly knelt on the ground and beat Liu Lanzhi's leg.

Liu Lanzhi covered her chest with one hand and said with a sad face, "I don't know how this Peking Opera came about, but I have a premonition why it didn't happen!"

In a word, a pun on the word, the audience laughed one after another, but some Peking Opera people were also quite sad after listening to it.

At this time, the sound of "Didi Didi" came again.

Pei Yanzhi hurriedly said, "Master, you wait, I'll go get you medicine!"

Pei Yanzhi stood up and strode out.

Liu Lanzhi said coquettishly in the back, "Stop, how did you run here?"

Pei Yanzhi's face fell, and he quickly slowed down, and ran around the circle like a little girl, leaving her house.

The lights in all three rooms were dimmed.

A man with glasses came up from the direction of the door, saw Pei Yan's "cheap" look, and asked, "Xiao Pei, what are you doing?"

Pei Yanzhi still jogged and said, "Dean, what's the matter?"

The dean tapped the fan on his head and said, "Why didn't you adjust the meter again?"

Pei Yan looked helpless and said, "Dean, let's adjust this broken watch every day, these three are not old and confused!"

The dean said, "What if he is confused? You can't let the old people have a concept of time, the old people have a concept of time, he has to calculate his age, calculate his age, he can estimate how long he will live, you think about it, how much mental pressure this should have!"

At this time, Master Flower-faced shouted, "Hate-"

The dean pursed his lips and said, "Look! You don't talk nonsense, let me adjust the meter!"

Pei Yan said helplessly, "Okay, okay, okay!"

Saying that, Pei Yanzhi returned to Master Wusheng's room, if this martial artist has good eyesight, he will find that this person is actually the martial arts teacher who Pei Yanzhi invited to record "Dao Ma Dan", Zhao Mengxu, today Pei Yanzhi specially invited him to paint an elderly makeup, I didn't expect this Zhao Mengxu not only has good Peking Opera skills, but also performs easily, worthy of being a teacher in the opera school.

As soon as Zhao Mengxu saw Pei Yanzhi coming, he directly picked up two knives, looking fierce, "Wow, yes, yes-"

Pei Yanzhi went in the past, and directly looked like he was loveless, kneeling in front of him, looking like he wanted to kill and listen to his respect.

Zhao Mengxu slapped his ass directly with a single knife, Pei Yanzhi quickly stood up and took the single knife in Zhao Mengxu's hand.

Zhao Mengxu took a single knife and said, "Let's learn a head-wrapped and brain-wrapping style this time, fighting in all directions at night." ”

This move is to hold a single knife, use the back of the knife to wrap a 360 degree around your neck, and then stand on your waist.

However, Pei Yanzhi has just come out of Liu Lanzhi's Tsing Yi house, and has not yet recovered from the role of a woman.

Zhao Mengxu's movements are masculine and domineering.

But Pei Yanzhi is like a model, scratching his head and making a gesture, twisting and pinching, and a single knife actually makes him feel like a catwalk.

Zhao Mengxu said with an angry face, "Yanzhi, what I taught you is "Farewell My Concubine", not the overlord - don't mind!"

The audience in the audience was laughed back and forth by this stalk, don't mind the overlord!

Zhao Mengxu said, "It seems that I don't give you real kung fu, and you don't know that the second sister-in-law is a girl!"

Pei Yanzhi complained, "Master, I know that the second sister-in-law is a girl, but you are a master!"

Zhao Mengxu waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense with me, today I will let you see the power of Wusheng!"

After speaking, Zhao Mengxu looked back, and behind him was a platform stacked up with three high tables, which was more than two meters high.

The audience was also taken aback, but when they saw Zhao Mengxu standing steadily on the table, they also applauded in admiration.

Pei Yan said with a frightened face, "Master, what are you doing, how old are you, and you are still climbing high and low, if the dean sees it, you must not let your son come here!"

Zhao Mengxu's face was depressed, "When Lao Tzu was young, he didn't study well in class, so the teacher asked his parents to come here, but now it's good, I can't rest here, just let my son come here, I've been managed by people for a lifetime!"

Pei Yanzhi still kept persuading, but Zhao Mengxu waved his hand and said, "Yanzhi, today the master will fight, let you see the charm of this martial artist, you dodge it for me!"

After speaking, I saw Zhao Mengxu with his back to the stage, and directly did a backflip, and he flipped off the platform more than two meters high, and when he landed, he was clean and neat, without a trace of shaking.

The audience also applauded wildly, which is too showy.

In fact, this kind of action is pediatric for Zhao Mengxu, after all, he usually does the action, but wearing boots with three-inch thick soles, standing on a platform more than three meters high, neatly dressed, tied up, and then somersaulting down from above, that is the real kung fu.

Pei Yanzhi was as if he was shocked, standing aside with his mouth covered, looking at his master in shock, you know, the martial arts master played by Zhao Mengxu is over eighty years old, can this kind of kung fu not be shocking?

However, Zhao Mengxu's show was not over yet, I saw him holding his chest, taking two steps forward, and falling face down, but just when he was about to land, he turned around and let his back face down, and a fierce "zombie fall" fell to the ground, making a huge noise.

The audience in the audience was also taken aback, this time, there was no protection, and it fell hard!

However, after the surprise, everyone's applause was of course not stingy, and the audience also had a lot of Peking Opera audiences, who couldn't stop applauding, and the atmosphere was very warm.

"! There are still this kind of actions in Peking Opera, it's so handsome!"

"I'll go, this time, doesn't it hurt to fall, it's so distressing!"

"This is real kung fu, especially the last fall, it's simple, without ten years of skills, you can't fall this one!"

"I didn't expect that there would be such a powerful real kung fu in a sketch, Pei Yanzhi really worked hard for this sketch!"

"Who is this martial master, so handsome!"

Pei Yanyi looked at his martial master with a "shocked" face, but Zhao Mengxu didn't get up for a long time, Pei Yanzhi said, "Master, are you okay?"

I only heard Zhao Mengxu moaning and saying, "Nonsense, I'm eighty-five, do you think I'll be fine, my old waist!"

Pei Yanzhi hurriedly went over, helped Zhao Mengxu up, and asked with a surprised face, "Master, what was your name just now?"

Zhao Mengxu said with a smug face, "This is your master's stunt, the clouds tumble to the ground and turn around one hundred and eighty degrees to turn the zombie fall!"

Pei Yanzhi frowned, "Zombie fall, is it the kind of zombie in Plants vs. Zombies?"

Zhao Mengxu said angrily, "What a mess! Come on, you can give me a zombie to fall and let me see!"

Pei Yan said with a recked face, "Master, you call it a zombie fall, if I fall, I will become a zombie!"

Looking at Pei Yan's appearance, Zhao Mengxu also shook his head.

Zhao Mengxu said with a look of regret, "Yanzhi, you have to follow me to learn martial arts, if you don't learn hard, this thing will be lost!"

Zhao Mengxu looked at Pei Yan's indifferent look, and then directly put the single knife on his neck, and said threateningly, "Hey, Yanzhi, if you don't learn, today, today, I will die in front of you!"

Pei Yan said with an indifferent face, "Master, if you die, don't you have to have an audience, if no one looks at you, you won't die, right?"

Zhao Mengxu thought for a while and said, "Especially right!"

Pei Yanzhi nodded and said, "Cheng, then you just stand here, wait for me to come back, if I don't come back, don't die!"

As he spoke, Pei Yanzhi stuffed the single knife in his hand into Zhao Mengxu's hand, and the two knives were all on his neck, looking very cute.

Pei Yanzhi came directly to Guo Ciyin's room.

Guo Ciyin saw him and asked, "What's the matter, I'm done urinating this time!"

Pei Yanzhi didn't talk nonsense, and said, "Come, Master, you sing the part just now to me again, and I'll sing it to you this time!"

Guo Ciyin didn't say much, just put up a shelf and sang,

"When I saw the princess stealing the arrow,

I can't help but feel happy in this palace,

Standing at the palace gate—"

Pei Yanzhi took a deep breath, and then sang, "It's called Xiaofan-"

The audience below is also staggering with laughter.

was so angry that Guo Ciyin kicked him on the ass again, and said angrily, "Who told you to turn down and sing high!"

Pei Yanzhi said with a smiling face, "Master, then do we have any unique skills, you show me, maybe I will love to learn?"

Guo Ciyin frowned, picked up a folding fan from the table behind him, and said, "Our old students have several more famous kung fu, there are Lingzi Gong, there are blanket Gong, and this Fan Gong, although this Fan Gong Xiaosheng and Danjiao are the most used, but your master and I, what I love the most is this Fan Gong!"