Chapter 297: Mao's version of Star Wars
For Maozi, the whole world is powerless to complain.
What did you say before?
Sports and politics cannot be mixed together, and there is no such word boycott in Maozi's language, and only the hateful US imperialism will engage in any kind of boycott.
Well, they want to give Lao Mei a surprise attack, in fact, no one believes their guarantees, after all, people like to drink more, can't they talk nonsense if they drink too much?
Anyway, Lao Mei just firmly believes in one point, Maozi is reliable, the sow will go up the tree, and Lao Mei resisted it, and the nine billion US dollars were lost, if they can not retaliate, it will be a joke.
Speaking of which, God seems to be a little tired of this group of guys. You are so nonsense, do you still take me seriously?
On May 8, a boycott was announced, and on May 13, Maozi's warehouse was blown up.
Well, the little ones all over the world were shocked, especially the ones in Europe.
Nima, thousands of missiles of all kinds went on a collective rampage, what kind of scene is this?
Lao Mei took a look,, this is not right, I have to appease it, in case this thing is determined to be done by a buddy, it will be very inappropriate.
Mao Zi actually wanted to give this pot to the American imperialists, but the buddy really couldn't beat it, and the missiles he had saved for so many years actually exploded by himself.
Throwing the pot also requires technology, if your warehouse is so easy to handle, it's better to surrender quickly.
Maozi is really having a headache now, he is not rich in funds, and now he has lost so many things, what should that damn Star Wars do?
The European friends were really frightened.
Nima, there are so many things prepared, you told us that it was just a drill, and whoever believes it is stupid 13.
What, boss, let's support a little more, this Star Wars of yours must be accelerated!
Lao Mei also has the urge to cry now, this damn plan is as unreliable as it is, how can you let me implement it?
In terms of decisiveness, Mao Zi is far ahead, and in order to resolutely fight against US imperialism, they have already completely planned for it, even if they eat chaff and vegetables, they must withstand all pressure.
Well, in fact, the people who eat bran are all other people's children, and they really don't care.
Unlike Lao Mei, Mao Zi is planning to really do this, and they even plan to build a base on the moon.
Things have come to this point, Mao Zi has completely fallen into the pit, and if their plan really succeeds, it is estimated that it will be cheaper for the US imperialists.
After the end of World War II, Lao Mei fought two wars and lost twice, and the family wealth accumulated after the war can be regarded as having been wiped out. Maozi is different, except for the 9 billion dollar Olympics, they don't have much loss.
However, once this so-called Star Wars program is launched, it will consume more money and food than the Olympics, plus they will have to make up for the shortfall of this artillery battle.
Hehe, a group of conspirators hiding in a dark corner, laughed very happily, in their opinion, Maozi's collapse has entered the countdown.
In order to continue bleeding Maozi, they decided to increase their support for Afghanistan. If you can, this war zone is very good.
Pulling the lamp to toss the American imperialists, you can't say that it is completely unreasonable, although it can't be aimed at civilians, your old beauty is actually not much better. In order to achieve the purpose of consuming Maozi, many people did die, which was really deliberately done by Lao Mei.
Recently, Wall Street has been very happy, although the securities have not risen much, but they have also shaken off the decline, and this situation is actually what they like the most. If you're rushing every day, there's still room for them to make a profit.
Military stocks rose collectively, this is the market's expectation, as for the 25 billion defense system is reliable?
Didn't NBC report that for unknown reasons, many of Maozi's missiles went on a collective rampage. Thankfully, they chose to self-destruct. It is reported that the number of weapons in this batch is extremely terrifying.
What? Maozi is actually emotionally stable?
Well, that's someone's bad taste again.
In fact, how could Mao Zi be emotionally stable, if they hadn't discovered the clues, they would definitely think that it was done by the US imperialists.
Hehe, I have to say that they overestimate the US imperialism, and this level of destruction is almost an act of war. No one and no forces will authorize such a move, and if it really triggers a world war, everyone will have to die together.
"Boss, it's not going to be a fight, is it? It's miserable this time, if it does, there's no place to be safe. ”
"Hehe, why do you want to do so much, just have fun in time, if you really fight, the earth will be finished. ”
"Well, it's terrible. ”
"I'll ask you a question, Jason, if the world were to be destroyed in ten minutes, what would be the most important thing you would want to do?" said William White in a serious manner.
"I, I'm going to hold my girlfriend and go crazy again. ”
"Well, that's a good idea, but what about the remaining nine minutes?" said William White very seriously.
Poof, the little assistant next to him couldn't help it, this guy is really bad.
Jason, who finally figured it out, was furious and began to hunt down William White. Well, no one pays attention to this pair of two goods, people are talking about world wars, you can still think about that. When that time comes, how much heart do you have to think about doing that?
William White really didn't care, let alone the memories of his previous life. Maozi is indeed very greedy, people are definitely not stupid, and it will not be them who can't eat, so why bother to fight for life and death with the US imperialists.
They laugh at John Bull's combat power, but why aren't they themselves a joke?
How many years have you occupied Afghanistan?
How do you look like a chicken that's getting weaker and weaker?
Mao Zi actually found out that there was something wrong with them themselves, no matter what level of officials they were, they no longer knew how to fight.
Lao Mei did fight with the big rabbit very badly, but that is a strong country in the true sense of the word, okay, I can't even do the natives here, and now it's a life to fight with anyone.
The management of the army is even more cloudy, in any country, the missile department should be the most elite group of people, right?
However, Maozi is obviously not like this. Or rather, they are rotting from the roots. A bunch of rubbish who can only fight with vodka, whoever fights is a street hit.
"Don't worry, Jason, it's going to be fine, a country that can't even manage arms, they don't know about it. The two had enough of fighting and began to enjoy their afternoon tea.
"Boss, you mean, it wasn't the CIA who did it?"
"Haha. How is it possible, who would give them this kind of authorization, and if the CIA was on the scene, they might still be protective. ”
"Also, if they really did it, there would be a problem. ”
"Since the atomic bomb and the head-on battle between the great powers has ended, what can you do if you can destroy people a hundred times? ”
Sure enough, it didn't take long for Maozi to find the reason, it is said that a certain god drank a little too much and accidentally activated the self-destruct device.
Hehe, such an unreliable explanation, the whole world actually accepted it, and pretended to be like this.
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